Overheard

canadianmusician · 12-13-2010, 02:57 PM

I was standing at a bus stop one day and two guys walk by. One of them said "Did you know cum is nutritious?" the other guy said in this awkward tone "Yep."

betenoire · 12-13-2010, 10:51 PM

Tonight at work:

Coworker 1: Holy shit, would you listen to that wind?
Coworker 2: I don't think it's the wind.
Coworker 1: Then what is it?
Coworker 2: Chainsaw?
Me: Well that's fantastic. Not only do I have to wade through snowbanks on my way home but NOW I have to worry about a serial killer?
Coworker 1: I can give you a ride home tonight.
Coworker 2: Heroic!

12-13-2010, 02:57 PM	#1
canadianmusician Junior Member How Do You Identify?: FTM Preferred Pronoun?: Him/He/His Relationship Status: Poly & D/s Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Vancouver Posts: 47 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 25 Thanked 63 Times in 29 Posts Rep Power: 430180	I was standing at a bus stop one day and two guys walk by. One of them said "Did you know cum is nutritious?" the other guy said in this awkward tone "Yep." __________________ The only thing I learned from the tooth fairy is that I can sell my body parts for money.

12-13-2010, 10:51 PM	#2
betenoire Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Satan in a Sunday Hat Preferred Pronoun?: Maow Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: The Chemical Valley Posts: 4,086 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,312 Thanked 8,738 Times in 2,565 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Tonight at work: Coworker 1: Holy shit, would you listen to that wind? Coworker 2: I don't think it's the wind. Coworker 1: Then what is it? Coworker 2: Chainsaw? Me: Well that's fantastic. Not only do I have to wade through snowbanks on my way home but NOW I have to worry about a serial killer? Coworker 1: I can give you a ride home tonight. Coworker 2: Heroic! __________________ bête noire \bet-NWAHR\, noun: One that is particularly disliked or that is to be avoided.