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12-13-2010, 11:40 PM
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"Many proposals have been made to us to adopt your laws, your religion, your manners and your customs. We would be better pleased with beholding the good effects of these doctrines in your own practices, than with hearing you talk about them".
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12-14-2010, 12:03 AM
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Also at work.
(A coworker is studying for an anatomy exam.) Female Coworker: Do you know where your epididymis is? Male Coworker: I really don't want to talk about my balls right now.
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bête noire \bet-NWAHR\, noun: One that is particularly disliked or that is to be avoided.
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12-14-2010, 12:37 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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01-25-2011, 12:17 AM
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MILLION $$$ PUSSY
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Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles 
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We're sitting watching some show on Net Flix.. Some guy is talking affectionaly about a girl, I say:
S- oh, she must be his Ray of sunshine huh? G- yeah, you're mine S- as he says this I'm rubbing his head singing to him "on a cloudy day" then i'm like " I am?" G- Well no, you're more like a spot light.. S- .gif "Say What?") you think so..... ?
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"If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden   |
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01-25-2011, 12:34 AM
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A man was watching television, switching back and forth between two channels; one being the fishing channel and the other an adult movie channel.
A short time later the husband's wife got tired of him switching the channel back and forth so she made a comment: "For crying out loud! Pick one already! You already know how to fish!"
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01-30-2011, 01:50 PM
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We're all groovin' smokin' and chillin listening to some ol' tunes and "Jealous Guy" comes on.. The whistling part is coming so I can't whistle never have been able to comes on..
Me: making some screeching noise Grant: looks over his shoulder Son: Me: I am so jealous!! I can't whistle Son: lemme seeMe: *gurgle screech *Grant:   Me: looking at Grant all whiney now: I can't roll my fucking tongue either, everyone else can Grant: like how? Me: making odd faces, looking ridiculous Grant: Son: WTF? Me: See if you can, and at first he "can't" Son: "like this" and successfully his tongue looks like a lil taco Me: FUCK Grant: still nothing so I clap giddily cause I don't feel left out Son: "no like this" does it AGAIN successfully Grant: "Oh like this" and does it without a thought Me: "Fuck you" Grant: then laughsSon: laughs and keeps tongue rolled
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"If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden Last edited by The_Lady_Snow; 01-30-2011 at 01:51 PM. Reason: boys |
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01-31-2011, 09:57 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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