Shit Heard Around this House!!

Gemme · 12-18-2010, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadows papa

Pinky: (as I am in the bedroom getting out cold weather cycling gear).... "It's gonna be 20 degrees in the morning! YOU are NUTS!"
Me: "Yeh,it's gonna be cold"

Pinky: But I'm getting up at the buttcrack of dawn and going with you to just stand and watch...what does that say about ME???"

Me: "Welcome to the world of your cycling crackhead Papa??"

That you're two peas in a pod?

TickledPink · 12-19-2010, 05:48 PM

Shad's Mama (talking about thumb print cookies that she actually makes the size of HAND prints) "Sis makes them small so she'll have to get up and get them when she wants one, I don't cos I ain't got to!"

StillettoDoll · 12-19-2010, 05:57 PM

Me: " Blaze turn the light out !
Blaze: , You turn the light out.
Me: I was in bed first!
Blaze : but your closer to the light .
Ugghhhhhhh

Gemme · 12-20-2010, 12:44 AM

Organic plays LOTR on the computer. One of his characters, a goblin, says "Die!" when it attacks.

I SWEAR it says "DANG!" because they have made the voice kinda high and 'squished' to make it fit the character.

So, I'll walk around the apartment when he's playing saying "DANG!" when the goblin says "DIE!". It tickles me to do so and makes me laugh.

Sometimes Organic laughs with me.

Most of the time, he just shakes his head.

shadows papa · 12-20-2010, 12:27 PM

Me and Miss Pink in the kitchen making sugar cookies last night:

Me: "What's wrong with your snowman? It looks skinny."

Miss Pink: "Huh? It got a little stretched out when I picked it up to put it on the pan."

Me: "No baby,that snowman looks like it's been on Jenny Craig!"

I got the hairy eyeball for about two seconds, then we both busted out laughing!

shadows papa · 12-20-2010, 10:35 PM

Sitting at the dinner table with Miss Pink and Snack....

Miss Pink: (while looking at the Charlie Brown Christmas tree she got at the Dollar Store)" Papa, I think we got a slutty angel on top of our tree, her skirt won't stay down!"

Me: "That's ok baby,she was cheap and slutty angels need love too."

scootebaby · 12-21-2010, 12:11 PM

sitting on the coucjh after i got home last nite

ME: did you wash whites yet?
Jo: no but i can
nah thats ok i got a pair of khakis,just have to wear a belt because button came off again
Jo: well get them and i'll sew it back on

few minutes pass,she starts to sew and...

Jo: i had this button on good last time..what did you do to pop it off?
Me: grew

SnackTime · 12-23-2010, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadows papa

Sitting at the dinner table with Miss Pink and Snack....

Miss Pink: (while looking at the Charlie Brown Christmas tree she got at the Dollar Store)" Papa, I think we got a slutty angel on top of our tree, her skirt won't stay down!"

Me: "That's ok baby,she was cheap and slutty angels need love too."

OMG that was funny!

Oh and I love when we both shrugged our shoulders at Miss Pink and she busted out laughing!

12-19-2010, 05:57 PM	#3
StillettoDoll Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Lady Relationship Status: single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 2,824 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,779 Thanked 3,851 Times in 1,469 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	we both lying in bed Me: " Blaze turn the light out ! Blaze: , You turn the light out. Me: I was in bed first! Blaze : but your closer to the light . Ugghhhhhhh __________________

12-20-2010, 12:44 AM	#4
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,957 Times in 25,668 Posts Rep Power: 21474888	Organic plays LOTR on the computer. One of his characters, a goblin, says "Die!" when it attacks. I SWEAR it says "DANG!" because they have made the voice kinda high and 'squished' to make it fit the character. So, I'll walk around the apartment when he's playing saying "DANG!" when the goblin says "DIE!". It tickles me to do so and makes me laugh. Sometimes Organic laughs with me. Most of the time, he just shakes his head. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

12-20-2010, 12:27 PM	#5
shadows papa Member How Do You Identify?: With a Warning Label Preferred Pronoun?: Her Bastard Relationship Status: Peaceful Easy Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Back Where I Come From Posts: 699 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,223 Thanked 1,643 Times in 484 Posts Rep Power: 3193789	Me and Miss Pink in the kitchen making sugar cookies last night: Me: "What's wrong with your snowman? It looks skinny." Miss Pink: "Huh? It got a little stretched out when I picked it up to put it on the pan." Me: "No baby,that snowman looks like it's been on Jenny Craig!" I got the hairy eyeball for about two seconds, then we both busted out laughing! __________________ "Cry,cuss,sling snot, whatever. Just KEEP PEDALING!!" Shad

12-20-2010, 10:35 PM	#6
shadows papa Member How Do You Identify?: With a Warning Label Preferred Pronoun?: Her Bastard Relationship Status: Peaceful Easy Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Back Where I Come From Posts: 699 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,223 Thanked 1,643 Times in 484 Posts Rep Power: 3193789	Sitting at the dinner table with Miss Pink and Snack.... Miss Pink: (while looking at the Charlie Brown Christmas tree she got at the Dollar Store)" Papa, I think we got a slutty angel on top of our tree, her skirt won't stay down!" Me: "That's ok baby,she was cheap and slutty angels need love too." __________________ "Cry,cuss,sling snot, whatever. Just KEEP PEDALING!!" Shad

12-21-2010, 12:11 PM	#7
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	i LOVE this thread sitting on the coucjh after i got home last nite ME: did you wash whites yet? Jo: no but i can nah thats ok i got a pair of khakis,just have to wear a belt because button came off again Jo: well get them and i'll sew it back on few minutes pass,she starts to sew and... Jo: i had this button on good last time..what did you do to pop it off? Me: grew

12-19-2010, 05:48 PM	#2
TickledPink Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Girly Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Miss Pink Relationship Status: Shacked UP Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The Holt-Mason Chateau Decherd/I'm a NashVegas Girl! Posts: 1,041 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 586 Thanked 1,997 Times in 606 Posts Rep Power: 9218476	Shad's Mama (talking about thumb print cookies that she actually makes the size of HAND prints) "Sis makes them small so she'll have to get up and get them when she wants one, I don't cos I ain't got to!"