Shit Heard Around this House!!

princessbelle · 12-23-2010, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TickledPink

Wait, wait, wait!

Let's paint the whole picture.
Shad compared the slutty angel to me, kinda. I agreed and hy said, you are bad girl, go to my room, I'll be there in an hour.

To which I replied in amazement, an hour???? That's a long time.........To which you BOTH, at the SAME time, mirror imaged each other and shrugged like it was no big deal.

OMG bad bois!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

huggles my pinky girl.

An hour is a LONG time.

No matter what those two say....shrugs or no shrugs.

You got my vote girl.

ps it's scary how close alike those two think huh.

SnackTime · 12-23-2010, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by princessbelle

OMG bad bois!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

huggles my pinky girl.

An hour is a LONG time.

No matter what those two say....shrugs or no shrugs.

You got my vote girl.

ps it's scary how close alike those two think huh.

LMAO!

We all laughed!

JustJo · 12-23-2010, 07:49 PM

Going out to dinner, and I've been bugging Scoote for hours...

Jo: Honey, you know I'm gonna' be 85 years old and still driving you crazy

Scoote: I know, but by then my hearing will be gone and I won't know or care

Tucker · 12-23-2010, 11:06 PM

Me: Oh man, my hands are so dry they are cracking. It sucks. I put lotion on and they burn like a mother.

A: I have some great stuff we use at the hospital. Let me get it for you. (Digging through the handbags in her closet). Ok the only problem is this stuff stinks like tampons.

Me: What? You want me to put tampon lotion on my hands?

A: Duh! This stuff is amazing! Just try it!

Me: (Putting it on) Holy crap! It does work. It is like a tampon glove of love for my fingies.

A: I told you! I wish Avon would make a flavor other than tampon.

Me: So, I should probably wash my hands before we make cookies or everyone cookies are going to taste like tampons.

A: Good idea. At least they will taste like fresh tampons.

JustJo · 12-24-2010, 09:04 AM

Laying in bed and Scoote

Jo: Honey, do you have a frog in your butt again?

Scoote: Sounded more like a duck...

Jo:

I hope it isn't a very big duck...that could hurt

Scoote looks thoughtful for a moment

Scoote: More like a little one from the sound of it.

scootebaby · 12-24-2010, 01:47 PM

i never know where my mind will go or what thoughts may pop into them--sometimes at the most inopportune times so anyway...im laying in bed last night waiting on Jo and she walks out half dressed(just underthings)so im looking at her then kinda laugh and make a comment about something being wrong with me

Jo: what r u laughing at?
Me: well dont take this wrong,but it just occurred to me that ur belly pooch is lower--perhaps thats what makes ur butt come up on your back like that
Jo:
Me: no worries honey my ass is so big it pulls my belly up under my boobs

the thought alone almost made me pee on myself

shadows papa · 12-24-2010, 06:59 PM

Just so y'all know I come by my smart-assedness honestly.... Today at my Mama's house this is a one liner from my Mama..."I'm gonna go to the airport to get one of them body searches, I ain't been FELT UP in YEARS!"

TickledPink · 12-24-2010, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by princessbelle

OMG bad bois!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

huggles my pinky girl.

An hour is a LONG time.

No matter what those two say....shrugs or no shrugs.

You got my vote girl.

ps it's scary how close alike those two think huh.

Thank you PURE BELLE! Muah....and, yes, vewy skeery, those two!

Daywalker · 12-24-2010, 07:23 PM

The extra love n care around here is just oozing these days.

"...I sucked the pickle juice off before I put it in yer tuna.
I didn't want it to get all soggy"

What makes this comment extra Speshel?

Daywalker said it to the Mrs. Daywalker.
........
Not the other way around.

Wwweeeeeeeee

Gemme · 12-24-2010, 07:28 PM

We didn't have the heat on but it's been dreary and damp and chilly enough that our sliding glass door fogged up due to the temperature difference.

I snuck up behind Organic and wrote H E L P! backwards on the window and put a squiggle underneath it.

He looked over and said, "Now, what if someone from the apartments across the street sees it and calls the cops?"

I said, "First of all, the cops have bigger fish to fry than you keeping me hostage. Secondly, there's a SQUIGGLE under it. No one would take it seriously."

Organic goes over and, instead of wiping it off, writes N O backwards in shaky weird lettering underneath.

Me: Oh, that is SO much better! They won't suspect anything from THAT.

Gemme · 12-24-2010, 08:35 PM

We're watching horrible, I mean HORRIBLE, movies during the down time while Organic is at work. We watched Highway to Hell with Kristy Swanson and Chad Lowe. Ugh. Then he started up some Road to Promythius (or some such nonsense) and started complaining because they didn't stab a guy to his specifications. I said that it was a crappy movie and what did he expect and Organic said, "I expect them to stab a muthafucka and not just stab the ground!"

Yes, we have high standards at our home.

scootebaby · 12-26-2010, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

We're watching horrible, I mean HORRIBLE, movies during the down time while Organic is at work. We watched Highway to Hell with Kristy Swanson and Chad Lowe. Ugh. Then he started up some Road to Promythius (or some such nonsense) and started complaining because they didn't stab a guy to his specifications. I said that it was a crappy movie and what did he expect and Organic said, "I expect them to stab a muthafucka and not just stab the ground!"

Yes, we have high standards at our home.

i can feel Organic on this...i mean if you are gonna stab someone you GOT to do it right! sheeesh

lipstixgal · 12-24-2010, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme

We didn't have the heat on but it's been dreary and damp and chilly enough that our sliding glass door fogged up due to the temperature difference.

I snuck up behind Organic and wrote H E L P! backwards on the window and put a squiggle underneath it.

He looked over and said, "Now, what if someone from the apartments across the street sees it and calls the cops?"

I said, "First of all, the cops have bigger fish to fry than you keeping me hostage. Secondly, there's a SQUIGGLE under it. No one would take it seriously."

Organic goes over and, instead of wiping it off, writes N O backwards in shaky weird lettering underneath.

Me: Oh, that is SO much better! They won't suspect anything from THAT.

You need heat in TExas I didn't know that wow it must be really dreary and damp well its cold here in the northeast but expected at this time of year!! And its funny that you wrote that on the window with a squiggle underneath I really think that the cops will think nothing of it..but I got a laugh anyway thanks..

Gentle Tiger · 12-25-2010, 07:40 PM

*said to Zoe (my cat) as she is twirled around in my lap earlier while trying to get comfortable*

Please remove your paw from my crotch. Her response?

christie · 12-26-2010, 06:42 AM

During our 984 miles in 48 hr road trip to Nashville over Christmas...

Me: "Its clear this way."

Jess: "Good thing - I wasn't lookin' anyway"

Pure example of why you nap as little as possible when its not your turn to drive!

12-23-2010, 07:49 PM	#3
JustJo Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: pushy broad Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southeast corner Posts: 5,633 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,417 Thanked 25,404 Times in 4,660 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Going out to dinner, and I've been bugging Scoote for hours... Jo: Honey, you know I'm gonna' be 85 years old and still driving you crazy Scoote: I know, but by then my hearing will be gone and I won't know or care __________________ I'm not tall enough to ride emotional roller coasters

12-23-2010, 11:06 PM	#4
Tucker Member How Do You Identify?: A pretty little thing Preferred Pronoun?: Fatale Relationship Status: Independently owned and operated Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Afternoons in Utopia. Posts: 832 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,090 Thanked 1,292 Times in 486 Posts Rep Power: 3051091	Conversations with a best friend. Me: Oh man, my hands are so dry they are cracking. It sucks. I put lotion on and they burn like a mother. A: I have some great stuff we use at the hospital. Let me get it for you. (Digging through the handbags in her closet). Ok the only problem is this stuff stinks like tampons. Me: What? You want me to put tampon lotion on my hands? A: Duh! This stuff is amazing! Just try it! Me: (Putting it on) Holy crap! It does work. It is like a tampon glove of love for my fingies. A: I told you! I wish Avon would make a flavor other than tampon. Me: So, I should probably wash my hands before we make cookies or everyone cookies are going to taste like tampons. A: Good idea. At least they will taste like fresh tampons.

12-24-2010, 09:04 AM	#5
JustJo Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: pushy broad Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southeast corner Posts: 5,633 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,417 Thanked 25,404 Times in 4,660 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	More romantic moments from the Scoote and Jo household... Laying in bed and Scoote Jo: Honey, do you have a frog in your butt again? Scoote: Sounded more like a duck... Jo: I hope it isn't a very big duck...that could hurt Scoote looks thoughtful for a moment Scoote: More like a little one from the sound of it. __________________ I'm not tall enough to ride emotional roller coasters

12-24-2010, 01:47 PM	#6
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	before the duck last night i never know where my mind will go or what thoughts may pop into them--sometimes at the most inopportune times so anyway...im laying in bed last night waiting on Jo and she walks out half dressed(just underthings)so im looking at her then kinda laugh and make a comment about something being wrong with me Jo: what r u laughing at? Me: well dont take this wrong,but it just occurred to me that ur belly pooch is lower--perhaps thats what makes ur butt come up on your back like that Jo: Me: no worries honey my ass is so big it pulls my belly up under my boobs the thought alone almost made me pee on myself

12-24-2010, 06:59 PM	#7
shadows papa Member How Do You Identify?: With a Warning Label Preferred Pronoun?: Her Bastard Relationship Status: Peaceful Easy Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Back Where I Come From Posts: 699 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,223 Thanked 1,643 Times in 484 Posts Rep Power: 3193790	Shit Heard Around My Mama's House Just so y'all know I come by my smart-assedness honestly.... Today at my Mama's house this is a one liner from my Mama..."I'm gonna go to the airport to get one of them body searches, I ain't been FELT UP in YEARS!" __________________ "Cry,cuss,sling snot, whatever. Just KEEP PEDALING!!" Shad

12-24-2010, 07:23 PM	#9
Daywalker Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Hippy Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: * Posts: 3,750 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,499 Thanked 11,916 Times in 2,700 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	The extra love n care around here is just oozing these days. "...I sucked the pickle juice off before I put it in yer tuna. I didn't want it to get all soggy" What makes this comment extra Speshel? Daywalker said it to the Mrs. Daywalker. ........ Not the other way around. Wwweeeeeeeee __________________ www.SirDaywalker.com

12-24-2010, 07:28 PM	#10
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,924 Times in 25,666 Posts Rep Power: 21474888	We didn't have the heat on but it's been dreary and damp and chilly enough that our sliding glass door fogged up due to the temperature difference. I snuck up behind Organic and wrote H E L P! backwards on the window and put a squiggle underneath it. He looked over and said, "Now, what if someone from the apartments across the street sees it and calls the cops?" I said, "First of all, the cops have bigger fish to fry than you keeping me hostage. Secondly, there's a SQUIGGLE under it. No one would take it seriously." Organic goes over and, instead of wiping it off, writes N O backwards in shaky weird lettering underneath. Me: Oh, that is SO much better! They won't suspect anything from THAT. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

12-24-2010, 08:35 PM	#11
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,924 Times in 25,666 Posts Rep Power: 21474888	We're watching horrible, I mean HORRIBLE, movies during the down time while Organic is at work. We watched Highway to Hell with Kristy Swanson and Chad Lowe. Ugh. Then he started up some Road to Promythius (or some such nonsense) and started complaining because they didn't stab a guy to his specifications. I said that it was a crappy movie and what did he expect and Organic said, "I expect them to stab a muthafucka and not just stab the ground!" Yes, we have high standards at our home. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

12-25-2010, 07:40 PM	#14
Gentle Tiger Moderator How Do You Identify?: As a Tiger of course Preferred Pronoun?: Not the Old Man Relationship Status: Two Tigers Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Northern California Posts: 7,492 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,001 Thanked 15,990 Times in 3,992 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	said to Zoe (my cat) as she is twirled around in my lap earlier while trying to get comfortable Please remove your paw from my crotch. Her response? __________________ Please like

12-26-2010, 06:42 AM	#15
christie Member How Do You Identify?: A Force with which to be reckoned Preferred Pronoun?: just be nice... Relationship Status: I call her Mine Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Transplanted to the PNW Posts: 1,246 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 2,476 Times in 706 Posts Rep Power: 14753263	During our 984 miles in 48 hr road trip to Nashville over Christmas... Me: "Its clear this way." Jess: "Good thing - I wasn't lookin' anyway" Pure example of why you nap as little as possible when its not your turn to drive!