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12-27-2010, 05:44 PM
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another not so shiny Codger driving moment during said trip... nearing 11:45 PM on nearly desolate I 77 when we meet oncoming traffic.. Her: Honey, you have your brights on Me: Really? I knew I was seeing awfully good!  
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12-27-2010, 10:41 PM
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I cleaned Miss Pink's bathroom today and we are talking about it...
Me: I'm pretty clean even though sometimes I may have a Stinky Boi butt! Miss Pink: I've never smelled your butt.... I decided I had best leave the room THEN and THERE!
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01-04-2011, 10:07 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
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While in the car, a song came on the radio. I began to sing a little bit and Ebon just shook his head. As we pulled into our parking spot, he says, "Now, why would someone want to do that and sing like Eminem?"
I said, "Because it IS Eminem". 
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01-05-2011, 09:39 AM
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Heard on a work conference call...
I'm on the phone with my teammates and, in a lighter moment, we're talking about New Year's resolutions...
Jo: I've resolved that I'm going to measure out a good 4 mile walk for myself and get back to it...the dog and I both need it and I haven't been getting my daily walk since I moved to Florida. co-worker: But aren't there alligators where you are now? Jo: Well, there probably are some in the canals, but I haven't seen one yet. co-worker: How big is your dog? Could he outrun an alligator? Or could you pick him up and run if you saw one? Jo: He's a mini-dachshund...if we see an alligator I'll be grabbing him and taking up running like *** (another co-worker and his resolution) Team laughs (probably at the image of me running  )co-worker: OMG Jo...do you realize you're going to be walking 4 miles a day with bait?!?!?!?
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01-06-2011, 05:49 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Me: I'm at lunch! I have soda! Weeee!
Ebon: We we weeeeeeeeee! Enjoy your soda. I'm about to start work. Yaaay!!! Do you have some actual food too? Me: Pbj. Banana. Reeses cup. Ebon: Lunch of champions. Me: Rice cake too! I get to go on a field trip! Ebon: Where to? Sounds like fun! Me: The BANK!!! Guess where it is. Ebon: Mayner? (The town is spelled Manor, but they pronounce it like May--ner, so we make fun of it all the time. It's like a dirty, gritty Aunt Bea-less Mayberry.) Me: Flippin' right, it is! And I'll have to go there EVERY night I close the store from this Saturday on. Lucky! Did I mention I had soda?
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01-09-2011, 09:17 PM
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Me: Hey, honey! They found a 112 year old ship in Michigan.
Ebon: Oh, hey! Was it Noah's Arc? Me: No, smartass. It's the L.R. Doty. Ebon: Uh huh. Me: *reads from the article* It's been perfectly preserved by the cold water. And was the largest wooden vessel to not be accounted for. Ebon: Yeah. Didn't they think to look in the water before now? Me: *swats at him* Me: Did you know that there's a Wisconsin Underwater Archaeology Association? Ebon: Wow! Me: No, actually, it's WUAA. *over-pronounces it* Ebon: 
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01-10-2011, 03:53 AM
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My mantras for 2011 -
"I can't fix stupid." "My money is on crazy." |
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01-15-2011, 12:14 PM
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! 
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Me to Sweet..
Me..want me to fix you something to eat? Sweet...no, I'll get something in a bit Me..ok, I don't mind hour later I walk in the kitchen Sweet is cooking her breakfast Me...I'da done that for you Sweet....it's ok, I wanted french toast I look in the pan and see an egg frying Me....french toast? ummm ok... .gif "Say What?")
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01-15-2011, 05:04 PM
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Damn!! This proves to everyone why you are always asking me where your glasses are!! There WAS french toast on the plate and I was just finishing up the egg as you stepped in the kitchen.... 'cuz you interrupted me, my egg ended up being "lacy". (if anybody wants to know what LACY eggs are...ask Blade  ) As I remember the convo.... You asked "why didn't you let me make that for ya?" Me: Because I had a French Toast Kick You:  now THAT's a post!! (and you ran off to the computer) What I didn't say was.... I didn't ask you to make French Toast because of you trying to stick to your diet.  that's what I get for being nice to ya?
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01-10-2011, 08:47 AM
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conversation about me having made coffee yesterday
me..I aint a good coffee maker sweet..it's easy just read the bag me...I did it said 1 tablespoon sweet...teaspoon me...no says tablespoon...how bout you go make us some good coffee sweet...grumbling something as she went to trump me on the tablespoon vs teaspoon Moments later sweet...CALEB sweet...CALEB YOU USED THE WHOLE BAG OF COFFEE FOR ONE POT? me...cracking up no I didn't sweet...well the bag is empty.... me... 
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01-11-2011, 05:02 PM
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Damon as He's going in the kitchen to make cookies-
Him- want me to make you some cookies? me- will you make both kinds? Him- was gonna Him fumbling around in cabinet Him- I can't make these cookies dammit! me-oh good gravy- why not? Him- cuz we ain't got no eggs me- it needs eggs?? I thought it came with all that? Him- uh, nooooo- it doesn't me- who knew? Him- well I guess I'll brave the ice and go to the store tomorrow and buy cookies! 
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01-14-2011, 11:39 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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In a discussion about issues with my job..
Ebon: Have you started looking for another job?
Me: No. It took me so long to find this one and I don't like job humping. Both: Me: Uh, I mean job hopping. I'm going to bed now. Ebon: Might be a good idea. |
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