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Old 01-08-2011, 11:26 PM   #1
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I confess I am happy I make you smile!!! I confess I am happy you make me smile too!!!

I confess your dirty mind is one of my favorite things about you. I further confess you should visit my dirty minds thread - you would do well there.
WHAT??? I confess I didn't know that you have a dirty minds thread. I must find this!

I confess I'm not scared!
I confess that is why I adore you!!!!!


I confess that you ARE a gentleman!
I confess that we need to insert *sometimes* in the above sentence


I confess catfish are not only slimy, they are ugly!! I further confess that they can't help being ugly, but they are ugly nonetheless.
I confess that regardless of their looks, catfish are my favorite fish to catch because they are hearty fighters!!!! I also know an old wives tale that really works in case they sting you


I confess I wouldn't expect slack - slack is for those who have no drive!I confess that neither of us would have it any other way!!! And I think we'd both be disappointed if either of us let the other get ahead.

I confess you DO have parents in Florida with an extra room! I also confess that if we go to Florida, I hope we can avoid the orange alligator. While he is pretty, he could probably still eat us both. I confess that doesn't sound like much fun to me..
I confess that we will avoid ALL gators, orange or otherwise!! We will buy gator jerky to show them we have connections!!!

I confess I also don't take your presence in my life for granted either. I confess that I think it's a gift that we learned and moved on!! I confess that I hate that it happened and I was an idiot *smacking my forehead* but I know our friendship is stronger now than ever!

I confess I know you like it when I talk dirty. I confess also that I know that you can find dirty in almost anything...
I confess that you are right on both counts. Winnie the Pooh - nough said!!!!!!


I confess that I am MORE worried now than I was before. I confess that perhaps you can't help the vitamins or the rest..but honey. I further confess that Mt. Dew does not really constitute fluids...I confess that you need soup and juice. Not together, I confess.
I confess that I would go to the grocery store for said soup but I really don't feel like it!!!! I also confess to pondering if soup constitutes as a liquid lol


I also confess I had all this typed out..and then some..and clicked the wrong thing..and lost it all.
I confess that I'm truly sorry that happened


I confess..I cussed.
I confess I would have too!

I confess that my baby neice loves icies. I further confess that when she was learning to talk, I taught her to say "Ice Ice Baby" when she wanted an icy. I confess that her grandmother didn't get it, but her mother and I laughed ourselves silly everytime she said it (and we still do)!
I confess to loving slushies!!! Grape is my fav usually from Sonic and I confess that I almost always get brain freeze!!!! LOL @ ice ice baby!
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Old 01-08-2011, 11:54 PM   #2
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I confess *GASP!* You haven't seen the dirty minds thread?? You must find it PRONTO! You will enjoy swimming in the gutter with the minds in there!!! I confess I haven't posted on it for a while..my mind has been elsewhere..but, I am feeling a need to head that way. *I confess, I know you grinned when I said head*

I confess, fair enough! You are SOMETIMES a gentleman.. *G*

I confess I don't like stinging fish!!

I confess neither of us would want the other to cheat so we could win!

I confess..do you believe that gators have that kind of rationale?

I confess, BLAH! We both made mistakes and we grew from it..sweetie. It is SO water under the bridge! I confess it's time to let it go, we are stronger for it!

I confess I love that you can find the dirty in any given situation.

I confess that soup is a liquid..the broth is anyway I confess that counts!!! Ask the femmes in here! They will tell you! (I confess, I hope)

I confess that you would think by the time we are adults, we would figure out how to avoid brainfreeze. I further confess that I don't know any who have. I confess that Burger King frozen cherry soda is my favorite...today
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Old 01-09-2011, 12:26 AM   #3
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I confess *GASP!* You haven't seen the dirty minds thread?? You must find it PRONTO! You will enjoy swimming in the gutter with the minds in there!!! I confess I haven't posted on it for a while..my mind has been elsewhere..but, I am feeling a need to head that way. *I confess, I know you grinned when I said head*
I confess that I went to your thread as soon as I posted the last post! LOL And of course I grinned when you said head... and I know that you grinned when you wrote it - twice


I confess, fair enough! You are SOMETIMES a gentleman.. *G*
I confess that is a truer statement!


I confess I don't like stinging fish!!
I confess that I don't either!!! But at least I know what will take the sting away.


I confess neither of us would want the other to cheat so we could win! I confess that to be the truth! I also think we would both be trying our asses off to out fish each other (and that's the way it should be)!

I confess..do you believe that gators have that kind of rationale? I confess that I do not think gators have that kind of rationale, but I figured it would make you laugh. Indeed, if a gator was after us I would run like hell. And it is likely you would outrun me because you're taller. I confess I don't know which would be worse - being the one eaten by a gator or the one watching the other get eaten

I confess, BLAH! We both made mistakes and we grew from it..sweetie. It is SO water under the bridge! I confess it's time to let it go, we are stronger for it! I confess you are so right!!!!!! Water under the bridge it is!

I confess I love that you can find the dirty in any given situation. I confess it's a special quality of mine LOL ***But, it seems you are always right there with me in thought (great or dirty minds think alike)

I confess that soup is a liquid..the broth is anyway I confess that counts!!! Ask the femmes in here! They will tell you! (I confess, I hope) I confess that hot soup sounds really good right now cause I'm running a fever

I confess that you would think by the time we are adults, we would figure out how to avoid brainfreeze. I further confess that I don't know any who have. I confess that Burger King frozen cherry soda is my favorite...today I confess that I've heardtell that you're supposed to rub your tongue on the roof of your mouth to get rid of it. I think to avoid it all together you're supposed to drink it more slowly (yeah right!) I confess I'll be trying the BK frozen cherry soda when it warms up lol
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Old 01-09-2011, 12:50 AM   #4
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I confess I did grin also..I confess that it's probably not that big of a surprise! I confess that I grinned a lot when I saw you had posted on the Dirty Minds thread. I confess that I see you've posted there again..so I shall peek in again when I finish this confession!

I confess when I read your thoughts about the gator, my initial thought was..."I wouldn't stand there and watch you get eaten" followed by "He shouldn't stand there if I get eaten" What if the gator has friends? Or a huge appetite? I confess Run, Sweetheart! Run!! I confess also that longer legs don't help a thing if I am frozen with fear!

I confess I do enjoy living in the gutter. How boring life must be if you don't at least visit!!!

I confess I hate that you are feeling so very bad! I confess also that I wish you had hot soup and a hot bath to break your fever.

I confess I am offially addicted to photobucket & posting the pics here.

I confess I blame...um. er. I confess I THANK you. Yeah. That's the word. THANK.
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I confess I did grin also..I confess that it's probably not that big of a surprise! I confess that I grinned a lot when I saw you had posted on the Dirty Minds thread. I confess that I see you've posted there again..so I shall peek in again when I finish this confession!I confess it is not surprising to me at all. I mean your name is 1 playful femme after all I confess I have to apologize that it's not a dirty minded post.

I confess when I read your thoughts about the gator, my initial thought was..."I wouldn't stand there and watch you get eaten" followed by "He shouldn't stand there if I get eaten" What if the gator has friends? Or a huge appetite? I confess Run, Sweetheart! Run!! I confess also that longer legs don't help a thing if I am frozen with fear! I confess that you're probally right - neither of us would let the other get eaten. I wouldn't run away and leave you standing frozen and I would hope that you wouldn't stand frozen while I got ate. There are gators where my Mom and step dad live. Mom will watch them swim down their canal but they have a very tall vertical concrete wall that they can't get up. That said, they don't let their dog run loose in the back yard because if he fell in he would have to swim a long ways to find a place to get out - or Mom and Don would have to drop their boat from the lift and that takes a few minutes. Honestly, I'm far more worried about the poisonous snakes there than the gators!

I confess I do enjoy living in the gutter. How boring life must be if you don't at least visit!!! I confess I agree wholeheartedly!!!! I visit the gutter often!

I confess I hate that you are feeling so very bad! I confess also that I wish you had hot soup and a hot bath to break your fever. Thank you. I confess I am far more concerned about being able to sleep than breaking this fever (it's a low grade fever btw).

I confess I am offially addicted to photobucket & posting the pics here. I confess I am too. You should visit the Pretty Pretty thread. You can post pretty pictures there too!

I confess I blame...um. er. I confess I THANK you. Yeah. That's the word. THANK. I confess that I had to reread your confession. Blame? LOL Well that might be true. Wait til Christmas and Thanksgiving. You'll be posting pics on all your pals' pro pages lol
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I confess that my name does give SOMETHING away!

I confess that I will not let you get eaten by a gator. I confess that we will spur each other on and run like the wind. I confess that no gator will eat us! I confess that I am not okay with the idea of watching them swim casually down the canal!

I confess that I have seen you in the gutter from time to time!

I confess that I am very glad it's a low grade fever! I also confess that I hope you can rest and get some peaceful sleep!

I confess that I will visit the Pretty Pretty thread now that I know how to post pictures!

I confess nothing but gratitude for your patience in teaching me how to post pictures!
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I confess that my name does give SOMETHING away! I confess that I've always loved your name. It soo suits you!!!!

I confess that I will not let you get eaten by a gator. I confess that we will spur each other on and run like the wind. I confess that no gator will eat us! I confess that I am not okay with the idea of watching them swim casually down the canal! I confess that I'm relieved that you wouldn't let me get eaten by a gator. That would be such a shity day! (But... a few stitches goes a loooong ways for femme sympathy - it's true!) I confess that I would fight like hell to keep you from getting eaten. So much so that you'd stop calling me Shark and start calling me the alligator hunter cause I'd jump on it and try to flatten it! LOL I confess my Mom doesn't like it at all either. She breaks out the binoculars and watches them. I, on the other hand break out the camcorder and record them!

I confess that I have seen you in the gutter from time to time! I confess that statement may be true. It's hard to disguise the shark fin cutting the water LOL

I confess that I am very glad it's a low grade fever! I also confess that I hope you can rest and get some peaceful sleep! Thank you!!! I confess my nose is getting chapped from blowing it so much.

I confess that I will visit the Pretty Pretty thread now that I know how to post pictures! I confess that you will may well become totally addicted!

I confess nothing but gratitude for your patience in teaching me how to post pictures! I confess it was nothing at all!!!!!!
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I confess: we are getting more snow ugh on the snow thingy its too much already

I confess I don't think I will shovel if its too much for me I need a snowblower and a car to get it..
I confess: I am tired to shovel the driveway and cold too...
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