Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

Sparkle · 01-13-2011, 05:51 PM

Hello Pot! This is Kettle calling ...

Blade · 01-15-2011, 07:33 AM

Told to an obnoxious drunk one night in a bar.....You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.....now leave.

dixie · 01-15-2011, 09:41 AM

"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?" ~my mother, to me... (guess I can be a little crabby sometimes...LOL)

nycfem · 01-15-2011, 09:47 AM

When someone starts to complain:

"Here's a quarter. Go call 1-800-BOO-HOO, and dial extension Wah Wah."

Nightshade · 01-15-2011, 01:16 PM

Someone call the wahmbulance!

Blade · 01-15-2011, 01:33 PM

my Daddy to me as a teen
me to my son all his life
and I'm sure there are others that I've said it to or wished I had.

You can't hear with your mouth open, now sit down close your mouth and open your ears and listen to me

Gemme · 01-15-2011, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nightshade

Someone call the wahmbulance!

I say that a lot!

01-13-2011, 05:51 PM	#1
Sparkle Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, please Relationship Status: Loved Up Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Western MA Posts: 2,183 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,001 Thanked 6,554 Times in 1,553 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	one i use allllll the time Hello Pot! This is Kettle calling ... __________________ I am made of stars

01-15-2011, 07:33 AM	#2
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,415 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Told to an obnoxious drunk one night in a bar.....You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.....now leave. __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

01-15-2011, 01:33 PM	#6
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,415 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	my Daddy to me as a teen me to my son all his life and I'm sure there are others that I've said it to or wished I had. You can't hear with your mouth open, now sit down close your mouth and open your ears and listen to me __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

01-15-2011, 09:41 AM	#3
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?" ~my mother, to me... (guess I can be a little crabby sometimes...LOL)

01-15-2011, 09:47 AM	#4
nycfem Moderator How Do You Identify?: femme sub Preferred Pronoun?: Baby Grrl Relationship Status: Attached Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NYC Posts: 6,793 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 52,987 Thanked 21,489 Times in 5,101 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	When someone starts to complain: "Here's a quarter. Go call 1-800-BOO-HOO, and dial extension Wah Wah."

01-15-2011, 01:16 PM	#5
Nightshade Member How Do You Identify?: Stonefemme Preferred Pronoun?: her/she Relationship Status: . Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: here Posts: 125 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 503 Thanked 236 Times in 84 Posts Rep Power: 42018	Someone call the wahmbulance!