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01-15-2011, 09:21 PM
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Shacked UP 
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Papa and I discussing an upcoming conference I'm attending:
Papa: "So, what will you do there?" Me: "Industry stuff, same old shit every year." Papa: "I guess I'll just be hugging my pillows while you are gone." Me: "I guess I'll be hugging mine too, but, there will be ROOM SERVICE!" Papa: "Bitch, you got room service here! I bring you chocolate and Ginger Ale anytime you want." LMAO! Point taken. |
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01-15-2011, 10:29 PM
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I heart Rene 
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In the car, driving to the gym:
Me: I don't understand why you take a shower before going to the gym. Rene: Crust on crust leads to barnacles. Me: .gif "Say What?") Andrea
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01-16-2011, 07:46 PM
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I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009
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my shower tonight reminded me of this old convo....
Blade: Which of these Muffy Puffers are yours?
Me:  huh? Blade: Which of these Muffy Puffers are yours? Me: What on earth is a Muffy Puffer? That sounds like a new kind of sex toy? Blade: (looking at me cross) You know? The blue Muffy Puffers in the bath room? Me: OHHHHHH!!!   do you mean the blue scrubbies? Blade: Yeah, MUFFY PUFFERS! Which one is yours? Me: None!! I don't used MUFFY PUFFERS!! (there are so many Muffy Puffers in the bathroom and linen closet, I think Blade bought stock in Muffy Puffers!!) |
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01-16-2011, 08:01 PM
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! 
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Cracking up....well I don't know what the hell to call them...all I know is they suds up way better than a wash cloth and they are like a brillo pad and scrub the grunge off my body.
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01-16-2011, 08:25 PM
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When you first asked me, I thought you had an Ex girlfriend named Muffy? Or a girlfriend who left all her Muffy Puffers all over the bathroom? I think they multiply like Tribbles from Star Trek!!
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01-16-2011, 11:28 PM
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She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
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01-17-2011, 08:25 PM
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convo from Saturday morning
Jo and I were driving to Hope Depot then to Bob Evans for breakfast before going to beach
cant remember what we were talking about,but suddenly i  Me: uh my butt has something to say about that Jo: oh please honey--ur butt ALWAYS has something to say Me: 
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