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Old 01-16-2011, 08:25 PM   #1
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Do they look like THIS?
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Default convo from Saturday morning

Jo and I were driving to Hope Depot then to Bob Evans for breakfast before going to beach

cant remember what we were talking about,but suddenly i

Me: uh my butt has something to say about that

Jo: oh please honey--ur butt ALWAYS has something to say

Me:
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Default On Our Trip to St Augustine

after driving up after i got off work..we had some dinner then showered and hit the hay

Jo and I were laying in bed cuddling when she said

JO: omg honey im gonna be 49 in just a couple of months
ME: no problem honey i'll put a downpayment on a ScootAround for you

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after driving up after i got off work..we had some dinner then showered and hit the hay

Jo and I were laying in bed cuddling when she said

JO: omg honey im gonna be 49 in just a couple of months
ME: no problem honey i'll put a downpayment on a ScootAround for you



I didn't bother to point out that she's Scoote...and I'm just gonna' make her carry me.
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I've missed this thread...

Rooster is laying on the couch, face down, watching TV...and Scoote and I are on the other end of the couch.

Suddenly, we hear a quiet from the boy's direction.

Silence.

Scoote: I don't know boy...I wouldn't even waste time with those little ones. That's just a waste of air.
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Default Bumping for one but also.......

i think we need to keep this thread alive!!

so this wasnt at my house,but at work,which is sometimes like a second home--without all the nice amenities...anyway im sitting in my office doing the dreaded admin side of my job,and my driver walks in,plops her lazy ass in chair beside me and starts texting(which i dont mind if it isnt a constant thing and they have their work done...well instead of saying anything this happened

Me: (casually shifting in my chair)
Her: (sniffing) did you ?
Me:does it smell like it?
Her: yes
Me: well then
Her: you coulda warned me
Me: it is MY office yanno
Her: yeah but still
Me: well i figured since i was paying you,id give you something to do

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Default While out shopping tonight....

Blade: I have to get home and feed the critters. I think I forgot to feed last night?
Sweet: Poor Trippie!! *funny sad face*
Blade: Poor Trippie???
Sweet: Yeah, poor Trippie....he has a widdle belly, he can't go without eating for long.
Blade: *laughs* widdle belly?
Sweet: Yeah...he eats a widdle and then shits a widdle...then eats a widdle more.
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Sweet: poor Trippie...he eats a widdle shits a widdle!
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While having a conversation about Skippy licking my feet and then Tashi's ears....Sweet says don't let him lick her ears he's probably got athletes tongue from licking your feet....he's gonna give her athlete ears

note I do not have athlete's feet
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Not exactly around this house but threw a text message this morning concerning this house.

Me: Do you need anything from town? Do I need to pick up anything on my way home from work?

Sweet: No I don't need anything but when you get home we need to make a grocery list...

Me:
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Me: Do you need anything from town? Do I need to pick up anything on my way home from work?

Sweet: No I don't need anything but when you get home we need to make a grocery list...

Me:

And your punch line is?

just for that, I'll let you clean out the fridge all by your lonesome
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