What Cracked You Up Today?

Medusa · 01-19-2011, 09:10 AM

I just busted out laughing at work so hard that I have cried all of my eyeliner off and snorted loud enough to bring people out of their cubes.

All over a conversation about how to stop yourself from having a stroke.

Bella~Vita · 01-19-2011, 10:51 AM

WCMUT?

Thinking about Lil Strutt when she was here. My roomate has a cockatiel named Ody ... the lil one was eating breakfast when Ody started talking away.

Lil Strutt : He talks?

Roomie: yes and I talk to him too

Lil Strutt: You speak Bird?

Blade · 01-19-2011, 04:47 PM

While having supper with 3 wonderful souls last night the conversation of me having bought $40 worth of wacky noodles came up.

Miss Scarlot.....what are wacky noodles?

Me and Sweet...you know like for the pool

Miss Scarlot.....wacky noodles

Me....like foam, you could use them on your water pipes

Miss Scarlot....you use foam on water pipes, what for?

Me....to keep your pipes from freezing

Miss Scarlott.....well if they have foam in them how does the water get threw

Me, Dom, Sweet.....:rof l:

Me...you don't put the foam in the pipes, you put it around the outside of the pipes.

durrrrrrrr · 01-19-2011, 05:01 PM

a text message that i got today

Miss Scarlett · 01-19-2011, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade

While having supper with 3 wonderful souls last night the conversation of me having bought $40 worth of wacky noodles came up.

Miss Scarlot.....what are wacky noodles?

Me and Sweet...you know like for the pool

Miss Scarlot.....wacky noodles

Me....like foam, you could use them on your water pipes

Miss Scarlot....you use foam on water pipes, what for?

Me....to keep your pipes from freezing

Miss Scarlott.....well if they have foam in them how does the water get threw

Me, Dom, Sweet.....:rof l:

Me...you don't put the foam in the pipes, you put it around the outside of the pipes.

I was wondering how long it would take for this to surface.

Blade · 01-19-2011, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett

I was wondering how long it would take for this to surface.

The cream always rises to the top

Miss Scarlett · 01-19-2011, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade

The cream always rises to the top

Oh heck no! I am not going anywhere near this!

Kenna · 01-19-2011, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade

The cream always rises to the top

Ohhhhh!!!
Just for that, we'll add Reddi Wip Cream for your Jello Belly Flop!!

Blade · 01-19-2011, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet

Ohhhhh!!!
Just for that, we'll add Reddi Wip Cream for your Jello Belly Flop!!

I wouldn't waste Reddi Wip Cream like that I have much more creative uses for that stuff

Rook · 01-19-2011, 09:15 PM

An elephant see's a Camel being paraded in front of his cage at the Zoo, and he asks "Who the fuck put them tits on your back?"..
The Camel not missing a beat replies with "Same bloke who put that fucking dick on your face"

bigbutchmistie · 01-19-2011, 10:25 PM

Coming into my living room and finding Simon drinking out of my glass of soda ... Me to Simon : Boy get out of that glass...

Simon to daddi : OH SHIT daddi caught me.. Trying to move out of the way gets his nose stuck in the glass

Rook · 01-24-2011, 05:11 PM

This caught me offguard....
And made me think.....

What if I encountered that spider, while My femme shrieked??{or boi...cuz I've met boi's who cringe @ bugs}....

sylvie · 01-24-2011, 05:54 PM

Making my bed this morning, whenever my cat notices i'm taking the blankets off to start to make it, he'll run and jump right in the middle of the bed and wait for me to try and put the sheet on.. As soon as i flip it out to cover the bed, he runs from one corner to the next, attacking the corners and then he settles in the middle of the bed so the sheet covers him... Then i'll lay the blankets down and he'll lay there for awhile, all snuggled and warm, until he decides he wants out - and messes my bed up trying to get out LOL.

DomnNC · 01-19-2011, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade

While having supper with 3 wonderful souls last night the conversation of me having bought $40 worth of wacky noodles came up.

Miss Scarlot.....what are wacky noodles?

Me and Sweet...you know like for the pool

Miss Scarlot.....wacky noodles

Me....like foam, you could use them on your water pipes

Miss Scarlot....you use foam on water pipes, what for?

Me....to keep your pipes from freezing

Miss Scarlott.....well if they have foam in them how does the water get threw

Me, Dom, Sweet.....:rof l:

Me...you don't put the foam in the pipes, you put it around the outside of the pipes.

Omg, that made me laugh like crazy again, that was too freaking funny!!

Miss Scarlett · 01-20-2011, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DomnNC

Omg, that made me laugh like crazy again, that was too freaking funny!!

It was funny wasn't it?

Somehow I think the three of you are never going to let me live this one down.

DomnNC · 01-20-2011, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett

It was funny wasn't it?

Somehow I think the three of you are never going to let me live this one down.

Somehow I do believe you're right!

durrrrrrrr · 01-19-2011, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kat_Fl

WCMUT?

Thinking about Lil Strutt when she was here. My roomate has a cockatiel named Ody ... the lil one was eating breakfast when Ody started talking away.

Lil Strutt : He talks?

Roomie: yes and I talk to him too

Lil Strutt: You speak Bird?

readin this cracked me up...cuz I know how lil strutt is.

thanks for postin this Kat

Bella~Vita · 01-19-2011, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by durrrrrrrr

readin this cracked me up...cuz I know how lil strutt is.

thanks for postin this Kat

I almost choked on my coffee I laughed so hard ..she was so serious too..lol

01-19-2011, 09:10 AM	#1
Medusa Mentally Delicious How Do You Identify?: Queer High Femme, thank you very much Preferred Pronoun?: Mme. Relationship Status: Married to JD. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 10,446 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,995 Thanked 42,682 Times in 7,831 Posts Rep Power: 10000026	I just busted out laughing at work so hard that I have cried all of my eyeliner off and snorted loud enough to bring people out of their cubes. All over a conversation about how to stop yourself from having a stroke. __________________ . . . Buy ButchFemmePlanet Merch Here: https://teespring.com/stores/butchfemmeplanetcom-merch

01-19-2011, 10:51 AM	#2
Bella~Vita Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where salt is used for Margaritas not Snow Posts: 891 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,049 Thanked 1,322 Times in 443 Posts Rep Power: 7157596	WCMUT? Thinking about Lil Strutt when she was here. My roomate has a cockatiel named Ody ... the lil one was eating breakfast when Ody started talking away. Lil Strutt : He talks? Roomie: yes and I talk to him too Lil Strutt: You speak Bird? __________________ ~ I believe that pleasing everyone is impossible..... but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake ~

01-19-2011, 04:47 PM	#3
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	While having supper with 3 wonderful souls last night the conversation of me having bought $40 worth of wacky noodles came up. Miss Scarlot.....what are wacky noodles? Me and Sweet...you know like for the pool Miss Scarlot.....wacky noodles Me....like foam, you could use them on your water pipes Miss Scarlot....you use foam on water pipes, what for? Me....to keep your pipes from freezing Miss Scarlott.....well if they have foam in them how does the water get threw Me, Dom, Sweet.....:rof l: Me...you don't put the foam in the pipes, you put it around the outside of the pipes. __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

01-19-2011, 05:01 PM	#4
durrrrrrrr Senior Member How Do You Identify?: TG Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: he , him Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: ayup Posts: 3,603 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,299 Thanked 10,217 Times in 2,504 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	a text message that i got today __________________ http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_1303.gif well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit

01-19-2011, 09:15 PM	#10
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	An elephant see's a Camel being paraded in front of his cage at the Zoo, and he asks "Who the fuck put them tits on your back?".. The Camel not missing a beat replies with "Same bloke who put that fucking dick on your face" __________________

01-19-2011, 10:25 PM	#11
bigbutchmistie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Since You Need A Label. Butch Relationship Status: Still Dreaming Of My Happily Ever After Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Arlington Texas Posts: 4,009 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,950 Thanked 5,364 Times in 1,941 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Coming into my living room and finding Simon drinking out of my glass of soda ... Me to Simon : Boy get out of that glass... Simon to daddi : OH SHIT daddi caught me.. Trying to move out of the way gets his nose stuck in the glass

01-24-2011, 05:11 PM	#12
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	This caught me offguard.... And made me think..... What if I encountered that spider, while My femme shrieked??{or boi...cuz I've met boi's who cringe @ bugs}.... __________________

01-24-2011, 05:54 PM	#13
sylvie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Mr Mtn's babygirl Preferred Pronoun?: girly, she Relationship Status: fiercely protected ♥ Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Moving home in OR with Him VERY soooon !! Posts: 2,548 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,834 Thanked 7,501 Times in 1,850 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Making my bed this morning, whenever my cat notices i'm taking the blankets off to start to make it, he'll run and jump right in the middle of the bed and wait for me to try and put the sheet on.. As soon as i flip it out to cover the bed, he runs from one corner to the next, attacking the corners and then he settles in the middle of the bed so the sheet covers him... Then i'll lay the blankets down and he'll lay there for awhile, all snuggled and warm, until he decides he wants out - and messes my bed up trying to get out LOL. __________________ my Mantra: i am letting go of angers, continuing to find forgiveness, welcoming inner peace & deserving of it all. my facebook weight loss page: http://www.facebook.com/asyllyjourney