Shit Heard Around this House!!

JustJo · 02-22-2011, 06:14 PM

I've missed this thread...

Rooster is laying on the couch, face down, watching TV...and Scoote and I are on the other end of the couch.

Suddenly, we hear a quiet

from the boy's direction.

Silence.

Scoote: I don't know boy...I wouldn't even waste time with those little ones. That's just a waste of air.

scootebaby · 03-09-2011, 12:19 PM

i think we need to keep this thread alive!!

so this wasnt at my house,but at work,which is sometimes like a second home--without all the nice amenities...anyway im sitting in my office doing the dreaded admin side of my job,and my driver walks in,plops her lazy ass in chair beside me and starts texting(which i dont mind if it isnt a constant thing and they have their work done...well instead of saying anything this happened

Me: (casually shifting in my chair)
Her: (sniffing) did you ?
Me:does it smell like it?
Her: yes
Me: well then
Her: you coulda warned me
Me: it is MY office yanno
Her: yeah but still
Me: well i figured since i was paying you,id give you something to do

princessbelle · 03-09-2011, 12:23 PM

In IM

Snack: I'm gonna go take a shower, be back later

(bella jumps across computer and types)

skd a jd

Me: sorry, that was bella, talk to you later.

(then a couple of minutes later)

Snack: skAJDKFJASKL (seen this before and knows what it is)

me: Oh hey Odie, how are you doing today.

Our animals love messenger it seems.

scootebaby · 03-09-2011, 12:31 PM

lol Belle....we have a kitten-male mr attitude tough guy who loves to walk on lil notebook-acting like he is reading or looking at whats on my screen...if he doesnt like it he will step on my keys like he is typing

JustJo · 03-15-2011, 06:59 PM

I've had a very rough day, and Scoote is sitting next to me as I order hoses and accessories for the central vacuum system online.

A few minutes later...

Jo: Dang, I can't find my credit card...oh, there it is.

Types numbers into the computer.

Scoote: Honey, didn't you just buy a bunch of stuff a minute ago?

Jo: Yes, that was the vacuum stuff.

Scoote: What are you ordering now?

Jo: This is the Great White pool cleaner thingie.

Finishes typing, clicks send, puts away credit card.

Scoote: Do you feel better now honey?

Jo: Uh huh.

02-22-2011, 06:14 PM	#1
JustJo Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: pushy broad Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southeast corner Posts: 5,633 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,417 Thanked 25,404 Times in 4,660 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	I've missed this thread... Rooster is laying on the couch, face down, watching TV...and Scoote and I are on the other end of the couch. Suddenly, we hear a quiet from the boy's direction. Silence. Scoote: I don't know boy...I wouldn't even waste time with those little ones. That's just a waste of air. __________________ I'm not tall enough to ride emotional roller coasters

03-09-2011, 12:19 PM	#2
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	Bumping for one but also....... i think we need to keep this thread alive!! so this wasnt at my house,but at work,which is sometimes like a second home--without all the nice amenities...anyway im sitting in my office doing the dreaded admin side of my job,and my driver walks in,plops her lazy ass in chair beside me and starts texting(which i dont mind if it isnt a constant thing and they have their work done...well instead of saying anything this happened Me: (casually shifting in my chair) Her: (sniffing) did you ? Me:does it smell like it? Her: yes Me: well then Her: you coulda warned me Me: it is MY office yanno Her: yeah but still Me: well i figured since i was paying you,id give you something to do

03-09-2011, 12:23 PM	#3
princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,497 Times in 5,198 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	In IM Snack: I'm gonna go take a shower, be back later (bella jumps across computer and types) skd a jd Me: sorry, that was bella, talk to you later. (then a couple of minutes later) Snack: skAJDKFJASKL (seen this before and knows what it is) me: Oh hey Odie, how are you doing today. Our animals love messenger it seems. __________________ ~ I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou

03-15-2011, 06:59 PM	#5
JustJo Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: pushy broad Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southeast corner Posts: 5,633 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,417 Thanked 25,404 Times in 4,660 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	I've had a very rough day, and Scoote is sitting next to me as I order hoses and accessories for the central vacuum system online. A few minutes later... Jo: Dang, I can't find my credit card...oh, there it is. Types numbers into the computer. Scoote: Honey, didn't you just buy a bunch of stuff a minute ago? Jo: Yes, that was the vacuum stuff. Scoote: What are you ordering now? Jo: This is the Great White pool cleaner thingie. Finishes typing, clicks send, puts away credit card. Scoote: Do you feel better now honey? Jo: Uh huh. __________________ I'm not tall enough to ride emotional roller coasters

03-09-2011, 12:31 PM	#4
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	lol Belle....we have a kitten-male mr attitude tough guy who loves to walk on lil notebook-acting like he is reading or looking at whats on my screen...if he doesnt like it he will step on my keys like he is typing