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I honestly don't understand why we can't all just become atheists. G_d would understand.
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Overheard at a Village Inn somewhere near you....
Me: "Oh hell, honey... you get us a table.. I need to go change" Damon: "why?" Me: "I put my damn pants on inside out!" Damon: " .gif "Say What?")  "Me: after coming back from the bathroom to find you still at the counter texting... "Who are you telling that to?!?!?!?"
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At the beach Publix:
I swear we are invaded my zombies. They're so pale and thin and they shuffle around moaning. No dear those are teenagers. (I laughed my ass off.That couple had a sense of humor.)
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At library:
"I don't understand why they are saying this word hates gay people." Said by elementary age child learning about homophones.
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At work tonight:
Me: Hey ... You remember what you told me last week? Yes. Me: Keep this up and I'll be joining you. How long you been here? Me: Almost a year *eyeroll, sigh* How.....? Me: Stupidity? Both of us look at each other, start laughing... Res comes up.. "Who's flying?" Me: We are... far far away.... Res: I've lost my mind. Us: Join us...we're mindless too...
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Me: "...if we had a nickel for every time I forgot to roll the cans out. ((crow fly over distracts me)) Ok...wait, what was I just talking about" Mrs. Day: "...you were about to give me $50" Me:  
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I can't remember what I overheard last.....I'm still lookin' for the damned dream thread.....
There's something about being in a train car on a track that's not finished and it smashing through barricades and into the Chatahoochee River....couldn't I at LEAST dream about a CLEAN, SHALLOW river???? |
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