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At the beach Publix:
I swear we are invaded my zombies. They're so pale and thin and they shuffle around moaning. No dear those are teenagers. (I laughed my ass off.That couple had a sense of humor.)
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At library:
"I don't understand why they are saying this word hates gay people." Said by elementary age child learning about homophones.
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At work tonight:
Me: Hey ... You remember what you told me last week? Yes. Me: Keep this up and I'll be joining you. How long you been here? Me: Almost a year *eyeroll, sigh* How.....? Me: Stupidity? Both of us look at each other, start laughing... Res comes up.. "Who's flying?" Me: We are... far far away.... Res: I've lost my mind. Us: Join us...we're mindless too... .gif "Say What?")
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Overheard in our driveway:
Me: "...if we had a nickel for every time I forgot to roll the cans out. ((crow fly over distracts me)) Ok...wait, what was I just talking about" Mrs. Day: "...you were about to give me $50" Me:  
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I can't remember what I overheard last.....I'm still lookin' for the damned dream thread.....
There's something about being in a train car on a track that's not finished and it smashing through barricades and into the Chatahoochee River....couldn't I at LEAST dream about a CLEAN, SHALLOW river???? |
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Ooohhhhhh...you mean the one you used to post in over 'there'. I dont think I duplicated that thread here yet. I think I took Stephen Kings title Nightmares & Dreamstates or something.  I'm too occupied trying to rub the sand outta mah eyes to look right now.  I could start another, unless you wanna do the honors, so no one gets dizzy. 
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My daughter who is 6 telling me this...Mom theres a hole in the fridge
Me: what are you talking about? Her: inside the fridge there is a hole Me: you mean theres a space on the shelf? Her: yes i think that spot should be filled up with food. mind you i just got home from costco where i dropped 150 on food.
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