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I don't believe we've seen that one yet, and I like it! Thanks!
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Today i had occasion to tell someone, "You bet your sweet bippy!". It feels good to say, you should try it.
cogitations- unpleasant thoughts *I found it difficult to abide her company but I kept my cogitations to myself.
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Shut the door! You weren't born in no barn!
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I was born at night....but not last night.
Act ur age not ur shoe size. Mind ur p's & q's
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...on wee-weeing...this reminded me of:
"I have to pee so bad, my eyeballs are floating." lol
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Something said by one who is constantly committing faux pas...
"I just open my mouth to change feet."
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![]() "It's hotter then a witches tit" "your up shits creek without a paddle" "just about as useless as a tit on a cow" "it's gone to Hell in a handbasket" ... My good ole GrandMa, she always told it like it was
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Pocketbook ~ purse or handbag
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Um, a tit on a cow is VERY useful...did you mean 'bull' perhaps?
*snip*
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"Mash" as in "Mash that button for me"
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I used this in passing conversation today:
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Lol, Miss Gemme, never heard about the Russian racehorse, but I have about 'Lord love a duck' - wish I knew the history behind that one.
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I wear a brassiere under my blouse that I tuck into my slacks .
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![]() "It's hotter than a popcorn fart" For reals, I've heard this one many times.
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Elbow relation - distant relation, like a cousin-in-law
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what the deuce?
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Egads!
thick as thieves shut the door and your mouth behind it - <3 Grandma
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When the hand held bug zapper comes out I know I'm going to be having:
"More fun than a fox in a Hen-house"
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