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Old 06-21-2011, 08:38 PM   #1
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Old 06-21-2011, 10:48 PM   #2
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Old 06-23-2011, 05:22 PM   #4
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vexed - irritated; annoyed

*I am truly vexed by her insistent denial, despite ample proof.
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As easy as standing on your head stacking BBs. (dad)

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Cold as a well digger's ass. (dad)

Pay ya Tuesday for a hamburger today. (uncle stole it from his favorite whimpy)

I am going to rip off your arms and legs and beat you to death with 'em. (grandpa)

I am going to knock off your block and shit down your neck. (grandma's version)
Grandma and grandpa had a violent streak!
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