Questions You Ponder in the Middle of the Night

tapu · 06-24-2011, 07:40 PM

How is it that, in my pocket, I have a camera, a browser, an ipod, youtube access, interactive maps, up-to-date weather forecasts all over the world, oh yeah, and a phone!, plus dozens of things I haven't listed, and YET they cannot make a room air conditioner any smaller or lighter than this one that's the size of a sub-compact automobile?

Spikester · 07-10-2011, 07:19 AM

Why did my word have to turn upside down, and i lost the one person that meant the world to me.

Inked_Trinity · 07-10-2011, 07:51 AM

Why the hell did I kiss her? And then why didn't I stay when she asked me to?

Glenn · 07-11-2011, 03:22 AM

Where the hell are those mosquitoes coming from?! I was sure I pulverized them all .

Janny · 07-11-2011, 06:31 AM

The Royal couple had barely left Canada when they were spotted whooping it up in Hollywood. DID WE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU? I feel so cheap.

tapu · 07-11-2011, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Janny

The Royal couple had barely left Canada when they were spotted whooping it up in Hollywood. DID WE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU? I feel so cheap.

Gee, the news down here said they were visiting Skid Row. Hmph. They're so shallow.

Janny · 07-11-2011, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by tapu

Gee, the news down here said they were visiting Skid Row. Hmph. They're so shallow.

Ouch! I've never been so insulted. plah!

JAGG · 07-11-2011, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Janny

The Royal couple had barely left Canada when they were spotted whooping it up in Hollywood. DID WE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU? I feel so cheap.

Try not to take it too personal. Any old port in a storm. Haha Hollywood today, Cancun tomorrow. Here today gone tomorrow. Whatever.

miss entycing · 07-12-2011, 02:46 AM

pondering why the cell seems so terribly indesctructible when i throw it, and want it to break-
and at other times, it flippin loses it's mind at the most in-opportune time.

i often ponder why the most 'precious friends' who wish you nothing but happiness,
are the first one's to dissapear with contempt when you don't choose them.

pondering the 'i'm the nice one' personna.
is the bitch switch really just broken? or tempting me?
i also ponder if my give a damn will ever be fixed, or if i like it like this.

*pondering another pot of coffee, and more loud music*

swan · 07-22-2011, 05:55 AM

I wonder what cats dream about....

msW8ing · 07-22-2011, 06:52 AM

Why does Zues (my mentally challenged little dog son) insist on sleeping with his snout nuzzled into my neck snoring in my ear

And why does said 13 pound dog need all 4 pillows and 2/3 of a Queen Size bed

Inked_Trinity · 07-22-2011, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by MsW8ing

Why does Zues (my mentally challenged little dog son) insist on sleeping with his snout nuzzled into my neck snoring in my ear

And why does said 13 pound dog need all 4 pillows and 2/3 of a Queen Size bed

For the same reason my 13 pound gay-boy cat insist on sleeping with his butt against the top of head....... unconditional love!

msW8ing · 07-22-2011, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

For the same reason my 13 pound gay-boy cat insist on sleeping with his butt against the top of head....... unconditional love!

Yeah I rescued a little kitten last week that was abondoned during a monsoon in my apt complex and she reminded me that cats are so proud of thier butts. They jump up on our laps for love and always turn around as if to say " see my butt,, isn't it the prettiest butt you've ever seen"

And have noticed that you DO NOT own your cat..your cat OWNS YOU. lol

MsTinkerbelly · 07-22-2011, 12:53 PM

I finally got the invitations to Amy’s Graduation party in the mail today…she was supposed to do it 2 days ago, but I found them tucked under the papers and envelopes from our addressing session. I guess she either couldn’t see them, or she forgot. In other news….what child washed Kasey’s Saab with a scrub pad and is costing me a paint job? Ding, ding, ding. Holy Mary Mother of God!!! Kasey gave her a nice soft towel to use, and she went in the house while Kasey went back to work and got a scrub pad to get the bird poop off the car.

Of course it was my idea for Amy to wash the car as she was having a day at home and needs to keep busy. Bad Cindy, bad bad Cindy. Sometimes I forget that most kids don’t have the sense God gave a turnip….but such an expensive lesson? Jeez!

Oh and that reminds me.......why is it my youngest Uncle hasn't called since my Mom passed away? Until......he heard from my other Uncle (the executor of my Mom's estate) just how MUCH money I inherited both from my Mom and Grandma. Funny how he wants to show some love and caring now! Asshat.

This and other random things I ponder in the middle of the night

ReDo · 07-22-2011, 03:46 PM

i know hy is out there when will i meet hym and is hy a good kisser?

tapu · 07-22-2011, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by swan

I wonder what cats dream about....

mice...?

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dixie · 08-01-2011, 09:32 PM

If the early bird catches the worm, why do good things come to those who wait?

tapu · 08-02-2011, 06:10 AM

Last night:

How come I have to carry separate cards from the grocery stores and the pharmacies and the pet store and even the hair salon? Why, by now, is there not one card (or friggin' ankle bracelet or whatever) that can be programmed for all? I mean, seriously. I can go to Google and get a panoramic shot of your house with your car in the driveway, but they can't beef up magnetic strips??

asphaltcowboi · 08-05-2011, 01:59 PM

English is easy??
The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear..
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
its no wonder i cant spell.. i think these must be spelled diffrently
so i change shit around!!

tapu · 08-05-2011, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by dixielady

If the early bird catches the worm, why do good things come to those who wait?

Because who, besides the bird, wants a worm?

06-24-2011, 07:40 PM	#1
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	How is it that, in my pocket, I have a camera, a browser, an ipod, youtube access, interactive maps, up-to-date weather forecasts all over the world, oh yeah, and a phone!, plus dozens of things I haven't listed, and YET they cannot make a room air conditioner any smaller or lighter than this one that's the size of a sub-compact automobile? __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

07-10-2011, 07:51 AM	#3
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Why the hell did I kiss her? And then why didn't I stay when she asked me to? __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

07-11-2011, 06:31 AM	#5
Janny Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: The glass slipper shattered and I can't stop staring at the shards. Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Canada Posts: 204 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 930 Thanked 223 Times in 92 Posts Rep Power: 6576866	The Royal couple had barely left Canada when they were spotted whooping it up in Hollywood. DID WE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU? I feel so cheap. __________________ All the diamonds in this world that mean anything to me are conjured up by wind and sunlight sparkling on the sea. -Bruce Cockburn-

07-12-2011, 02:46 AM	#9
miss entycing Senior Member How Do You Identify?: dangerous, but worth the risk. Preferred Pronoun?: just be nice.. it's that easy. Relationship Status: CapitalM's carved upon my skin. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: on the southern edge of sanity, under a carolina moon. Posts: 3,276 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,341 Thanked 8,262 Times in 2,254 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	pondering why the cell seems so terribly indesctructible when i throw it, and want it to break- and at other times, it flippin loses it's mind at the most in-opportune time. i often ponder why the most 'precious friends' who wish you nothing but happiness, are the first one's to dissapear with contempt when you don't choose them. pondering the 'i'm the nice one' personna. is the bitch switch really just broken? or tempting me? i also ponder if my give a damn will ever be fixed, or if i like it like this. pondering another pot of coffee, and more loud music __________________ True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate their life, through devotion, to something beyond themselves. Whenever someone awakens fully, it affects human consciousness at a collective level. It is like dropping a stone into a dark murky pond. Ripples of light... Not one word need be spoken.

07-22-2011, 06:52 AM	#11
msW8ing Member How Do You Identify?: multi-faceted gem, femme, submissive babygirl if the chemistry is there. Preferred Pronoun?: lady Relationship Status: working on myself Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Lewiston, Idaho Posts: 920 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,700 Thanked 2,497 Times in 654 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Why does Zues (my mentally challenged little dog son) insist on sleeping with his snout nuzzled into my neck snoring in my earAnd why does said 13 pound dog need all 4 pillows and 2/3 of a Queen Size bed __________________ *Don't judge me by my past..I don't live there anymore* A lady who knows the ropes..will never be bound. ~Mae West

07-10-2011, 07:19 AM	#2
Spikester Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch, Boi, Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Atlanta, Ga Posts: 53 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4 Thanked 114 Times in 36 Posts Rep Power: 2118040	Why did my word have to turn upside down, and i lost the one person that meant the world to me.

07-11-2011, 03:22 AM	#4
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07-22-2011, 05:55 AM	#10
swan Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: I see cactus... all around.... Posts: 225 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 583 Thanked 727 Times in 198 Posts Rep Power: 10751732	I wonder what cats dream about....

07-22-2011, 12:53 PM	#14
MsTinkerbelly Timed Out - TOS Drama How Do You Identify?: ... Preferred Pronoun?: ... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ... Posts: 6,573 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 30,737 Thanked 22,907 Times in 5,017 Posts Rep Power: 0	I finally got the invitations to Amy’s Graduation party in the mail today…she was supposed to do it 2 days ago, but I found them tucked under the papers and envelopes from our addressing session. I guess she either couldn’t see them, or she forgot. In other news….what child washed Kasey’s Saab with a scrub pad and is costing me a paint job? Ding, ding, ding. Holy Mary Mother of God!!! Kasey gave her a nice soft towel to use, and she went in the house while Kasey went back to work and got a scrub pad to get the bird poop off the car. Of course it was my idea for Amy to wash the car as she was having a day at home and needs to keep busy. Bad Cindy, bad bad Cindy. Sometimes I forget that most kids don’t have the sense God gave a turnip….but such an expensive lesson? Jeez! Oh and that reminds me.......why is it my youngest Uncle hasn't called since my Mom passed away? Until......he heard from my other Uncle (the executor of my Mom's estate) just how MUCH money I inherited both from my Mom and Grandma. Funny how he wants to show some love and caring now! Asshat. This and other random things I ponder in the middle of the night

07-22-2011, 03:46 PM	#15
ReDo Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: her Relationship Status: I am the treat to your trick Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Florida Posts: 129 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 265 Thanked 883 Times in 93 Posts Rep Power: 9521536	i know hy is out there when will i meet hym and is hy a good kisser? __________________ Always remember, tomorrow is another chance for a great day.

08-01-2011, 09:32 PM	#17
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	If the early bird catches the worm, why do good things come to those who wait?

08-02-2011, 06:10 AM	#18
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Last night: How come I have to carry separate cards from the grocery stores and the pharmacies and the pet store and even the hair salon? Why, by now, is there not one card (or friggin' ankle bracelet or whatever) that can be programmed for all? I mean, seriously. I can go to Google and get a panoramic shot of your house with your car in the driveway, but they can't beef up magnetic strips?? __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

08-05-2011, 01:59 PM	#19
asphaltcowboi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: butch Relationship Status: HAPPY Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: ..... Posts: 1,509 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,367 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,042 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	English is easy?? The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. We must polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the lead out. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. I did not object to the object. The insurance was invalid for the invalid. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. They were too close to the door to close it. The buck does funny things when the does are present. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. The wind was too strong to wind the sail. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? its no wonder i cant spell.. i think these must be spelled diffrently so i change shit around!! __________________