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Old 01-28-2010, 03:42 PM   #1
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For a brief moment I thought you were talking about me, I haven't pooped on the carpet at all this week.
That wasnt you??
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Old 01-28-2010, 04:09 PM   #2
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My dog came when I called her today.
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Anything shiny or metal you need to save and bring it home.
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This Jack got a speeding ticket last night.
67 in a 55

The end is near
Maybe the lead in your feet is recycleable?

I know I turned mine in and got more money in my account.

Funny how that happens....*pondering*...
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Old 06-28-2010, 09:47 AM   #4
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Old 06-28-2010, 10:35 AM   #5
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Elton John is singing at Rush Limbaugh's wedding.
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hmmm..

We have a galloon bucket of Elbow Grease lube at work with an expiration date of 12/12.. I am very convinced that when the time comes, the four horses and horsemen are going to be busting right out of that bucket.. Will keep you all posted..
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I am making a list of things to do and plan to:

A. Not lose the list
B. Actually look at the list (daily)
C. Do what's on the list
D. Mark things off as they are finished

I believe the next apocalyptic seal is about to be broken.

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Old 06-28-2010, 11:27 AM   #8
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My dog came when I called her today.
Isn't that a litter - erm - perverted? LOL...

Okay, on a more serious note....the end must be nigh because for the third time in less than a month, the government has just give ME money. It's actually rather frightening....

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Elton John taking money from that fucking rush limbaugh to sing for that douchbag....
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