Jokes and things that made you laugh.

JoSchmooze · 08-30-2011, 05:04 PM

Watching The Closer last night and seeing Capt Rader
fire off her bean bag shotgun at a suspect.....
And then complaining that even though she got the guy
right between the eyes, saying it was a lucky shot...
"the recoil on these things are atrocious"!!

I almost fell outta my recliner I was laughing so hard!

Miss Scarlett · 08-30-2011, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoSchmooze

Watching The Closer last night and seeing Capt Rader
fire off her bean bag shotgun at a suspect.....
And then complaining that even though she got the guy
right between the eyes, saying it was a lucky shot...
"the recoil on these things are atrocious"!!

I almost fell outta my recliner I was laughing so hard!

OMG...me too! And the deadpan way she delivered that line too!

bigbutchmistie · 08-30-2011, 07:43 PM

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and preceded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied.
The man continued, "do you know what these are used for?"
The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either

Janstevie · 09-01-2011, 06:48 AM

Is a balanced diet a cake in each hand?

tapu · 09-01-2011, 06:50 AM

Saw a shirt last night at Newbury Comics that said:

I like you.
You die last.

I Need That Shirt.

Tawse · 09-01-2011, 07:21 AM

someone posted this as a fb status... made me lol for real:

Repost This If Someone Is Alive Today Because You Can't Afford A Hitman!

08-30-2011, 05:04 PM	#1
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09-01-2011, 06:50 AM	#5
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,115 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Saw a shirt last night at Newbury Comics that said: I like you. You die last. I Need That Shirt. __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

08-30-2011, 07:43 PM	#3
bigbutchmistie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Since You Need A Label. Butch Relationship Status: Still Dreaming Of My Happily Ever After Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Arlington Texas Posts: 4,009 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,950 Thanked 5,364 Times in 1,941 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and preceded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either

09-01-2011, 06:48 AM	#4
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09-01-2011, 07:21 AM	#6
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