Auntie Diva's Story Time

Diva · 02-04-2010, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by shariberry

Dear Auntie Diva,

We have scarred poor little Cousin Ambrosia... she was so traumatized that she insisted on sleeping in my room last night. Well, that child sleeps under me, and she sweats. She kept mumbling in her sleep-- things like "No more strip clubs!" and "Please hurry and bring Diva more bread!"

I have NO IDEA how she knew your ex-husband is a bastard. I didn't even know she knew the word.

Oh, and Ricardo's wife wants to have a word with you.

Cousin ShariBlueberry....

That's good.
I want to have a word with Ricardo's wife, too.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Just_G · 02-04-2010, 12:26 PM

Auntie Diva, does that mean you want to ask her if you can cut their grass, or that you want to ride on Ricardo?

I am so confused.

Cousin Blueberry, sorry that Ambrosia is scared of bastards in strip clubs....again, I think I have this all wrong!

Diva · 02-04-2010, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Just_G

Auntie Diva, does that mean you want to ask her if you can cut their grass, or that you want to ride on Ricardo?

I am so confused.

Cousin Blueberry, sorry that Ambrosia is scared of bastards in strip clubs....again, I think I have this all wrong!

Cousin Shizzle......

You.
Pecan tree.
Go.

~Auntie Diva

Puplove · 02-04-2010, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Diva

Digression #2.

So....as we were enjoying our cheesecakes, I commented to your cousin Ambrosia that she was an Aquarian.......and, as a matter of fact.....SO WAS AUNTIE DIVA'S EX~HUSBAND......

And I asked her, "So you know what THAT says, right"?

And without missing a beat, your cousin Ambrosia replied, "That I'm a bastard?"

Your Auntie Diva didn't realize cousin Ambrosia had met her ex~husband.

Signed,
Auntie Diva, who is more than pleased to have an EX~husband

Dear Auntie Diva,
Cousin OilCan is an Aquarian.

Hee hee hee. Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah,
Cousin PupSchmoopieSchmoop

Diva · 02-05-2010, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Puplove

Dear Auntie Diva,
Cousin OilCan is an Aquarian.

Hee hee hee. Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah,
Cousin PupSchmoopieSchmoop

Cousin PupSchmoop,

There's ALways a bad egg in the bunch. But it's not cousinette Ambrosia OR Cousin OilCan.......

There needs to be another sign for the bad eggs......and we shall lump all of them together.

Just sayin'.....

Signed,
~Auntie Diva, Pisces Queen Goddess

Just_G · 02-05-2010, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

Cousin Shizzle......

You.
Pecan tree.
Go.

~Auntie Diva

But Auntie Diva!!!!!

I love you. Here is a toaster to show my love for you!

morningstar55 · 04-10-2010, 06:11 PM

**sitting down and getting comfy for story time...**
and willing to share...... some of me birfffday cake and ice creams...

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