Horrible Holiday Dishes!!!! - Page 6

theoddz · 11-19-2011, 12:28 PM

SPAM = Stuff Posing As Meat

That's all.

~Theo~

11-19-2011, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by persiphone

VOM! i just lost a little love there

Spam fritters are a very private and very rare 'pleasure'.

Now if you were coming to dinner m'dear there'd be:

and

persiphone · 11-19-2011, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Incubus

Spam fritters are a very private and very rare 'pleasure'.

Now if you were coming to dinner m'dear there'd be:

and

omg AND it's vintage. that's worth a shag

and please do not muddy up osetra with smoked salmon

11-19-2011, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by persiphone

omg AND it's vintage. that's worth a shag

and please do not muddy up osetra with smoked salmon

Of course it's vintage. What else would one ply a vintner with as a pre shag drink?

Just for you then

Elijah · 11-19-2011, 01:06 PM

persiphone · 11-19-2011, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Incubus

Of course it's vintage. What else would one ply a vintner with as a pre shag drink?

Just for you then

there only two places to have that. in bed or in an abandoned asylum. i can't decide which.

hey! this is sposed to be the horrible food thread not the how to shag a bird food thread.

11-19-2011, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by persiphone

there only two places to have that. in bed or in an abandoned asylum. i can't decide which.

hey! this is sposed to be the horrible food thread not the how to shag a bird food thread.

In my experience many folks think fish eggs are a horrible food. Does that redeem me within the thread then?

persiphone · 11-19-2011, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Incubus

In my experience many folks think fish eggs are a horrible food. Does that redeem me within the thread then?

you're right. i hadn't thought of that... and a delightfully interesting perspective

11-19-2011, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by persiphone

there only two places to have that. in bed or in an abandoned asylum. i can't decide which.

How about on a bed in an abandoned asylum?

Now what the hell is this all about?

Bread pudding flavour??

persiphone · 11-19-2011, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Incubus

How about on a bed in an abandoned asylum?

Now what the hell is this all about?

Bread pudding flavour??

brilliant! the bed asylum thing not the bread pudding flavour. still i'd rather eat that yogurt than this:

mmmmmm delish.

11-19-2011, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by persiphone

...still i'd rather eat that yogurt than this:

mmmmmm delish.

Oh my Lord!

There are those that say every part of the pig can be eaten...all except the oink.

Wasn't impressed with these when we were in Madrid

Deep fried pigs ears

persiphone · 11-19-2011, 02:19 PM

this is a holiday dish somewhere in the world.

11-19-2011, 02:33 PM

I'm sooo not 'quoting' that picture. I gipped* a little bit at that one

Vileness!

*translation - felt sick

ArkansasPiscesGrrl · 11-19-2011, 02:43 PM

OMG, I was ordering at a new (to me) sushi restaurant last night, and honest to God, along with the 'Arkansas Roll" and "Conway Roll" and even the "Crawfish Roll", there was a ....wait for it..... Spam Roll!!!

So not right, on so many levels!

ArkansasPiscesGrrl · 11-19-2011, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by persiphone

speaking of smoked food.....another disgusting holiday dish. people slather them in bbq sauce, wrap them in bacon, put them on top of noodly stuff with cheese like products. ugh

or wrapped in Crescent Rolls, as in "Pigs in a Blanket"

ReDo · 11-19-2011, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ElijahRene

THAT IS JUST WRONG

persiphone · 11-19-2011, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Incubus

I'm sooo not 'quoting' that picture. I gipped* a little bit at that one

Vileness!

*translation - felt sick

what the hell is that?

11-19-2011, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ArkansasPiscesGrrl

or wrapped in Crescent Rolls, as in "Pigs in a Blanket"

Proper butcher made sausages and decent dry cured bacon make (UK version) pigs in blankets in this house. However, nary a noodle, cheese or bbq sauce go anywhere near my porcine treats.

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Originally Posted by persiphone

what the hell is that?

Pot Noodle is vile at any time of year...how they can make a Christmas flavour is beyond me. Do you lot have Pot Noodle over there?

persiphone · 11-19-2011, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Incubus

Proper butcher made sausages and decent dry cured bacon make (UK version) pigs in blankets in this house. However, nary a noodle, cheese or bbq sauce go anywhere near my porcine treats.

Pot Noodle is vile at any time of year...how they can make a Christmas flavour is beyond me. Do you lot have Pot Noodle over there?

LOL @ porcine treats. pot noodle sounds like marijuana spaghetti and i shall pass even if it's christmas flavored whatever the hell that means *dies laffin*

11-19-2011, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by persiphone

LOL @ porcine treats. pot noodle sounds like marijuana spaghetti and i shall pass even if it's christmas flavored whatever the hell that means *dies laffin*

Pot Noodle is an instant noodle fast food. Full of E numbers and beloved of students, teenagers and yes, stoners, all over the land. I haven't had a Pot Noodle since I was a teenager.

What the.......

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