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1QuirkyKiwi · 11-24-2011, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dixielady

"It just doesn't seem right to be rooting around in the ass."

I nearly fell of my chair laughing! LOL! In NZ "Root" means to have sex........

Lazy Daze · 11-24-2011, 04:46 PM

During girls night drinks last night...

"I'm gonna suck it til I get the cherry". Lol

Hollylane · 11-25-2011, 01:59 AM

"I'm going to go get a tape measure, be ready when I get back."

Hollylane · 11-25-2011, 03:06 AM

One of my co-workers just posted this on Facebook

"We was in and out in 4mins lol!!"

I really had a hard time not responding with:

"Do you really think this is something to brag about?"

Hollylane · 11-25-2011, 03:52 AM

"I just did a post without a preview, I hope that wasn't premature"

Arwen · 11-25-2011, 10:11 AM

Thank you for having me.

Hollylane · 11-25-2011, 01:13 PM

"I'm going to get your package out today, you can't see it, just know that I'm down here playing with it."

Lazy Daze · 11-25-2011, 06:50 PM

"I'm very picky about my cherries, that have to be the right kind or I won't eat them". Hahahaha

Hollylane · 11-26-2011, 01:37 AM

"I would rather have magic gums than pepperoni grease stained fingers."

1QuirkyKiwi · 11-26-2011, 04:25 AM

"PULL IT! ........ PULLLL IT HAAAAAARRDDEEEERRRRRR!!! It's not going to hurt, I can take it! ........ YES! That's it!"

*Sniggers! Over heard when the neighbours were pulling a wardrobe out of the front door this morning - they are moving! LOL!*

smouldering · 11-28-2011, 08:04 AM

"You can't railroad until it's time to railroad."

Hollylane · 11-28-2011, 08:42 PM

"that was so big even i had trouble getting my mouth wrapped around that huge thing."

princessbelle · 11-28-2011, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollylane

"that was so big even i had trouble getting my mouth wrapped around that huge thing."

*gasps and clutches pearls.

You DID forget to mention it was regarding some meat!!!!

Hamburger meat that is.

Sheesh. You and your delightfully dirty mind!!!!!

xoxoxo

dixie · 11-29-2011, 05:51 PM

Arsenic in apple juice... news just said.
followed directly by:
I want to keep you forever.

um...........

Gentle Tiger · 11-29-2011, 07:02 PM

"Basically you have to just get in there, do what you can and grab whatever you can. And then when you're done just stick it in over there."

Hollylane · 11-30-2011, 12:38 AM

"You are a mouth gymnast"

11-24-2011, 04:46 PM	#2
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11-25-2011, 10:11 AM	#6
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11-25-2011, 06:50 PM	#8
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11-26-2011, 01:37 AM	#9
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11-26-2011, 04:25 AM	#10
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11-25-2011, 01:59 AM	#3
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11-25-2011, 03:06 AM	#4
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11-25-2011, 03:52 AM	#5
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11-25-2011, 01:13 PM	#7
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11-28-2011, 08:04 AM	#11
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11-28-2011, 08:42 PM	#12
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11-29-2011, 05:51 PM	#14
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11-29-2011, 07:02 PM	#15
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11-30-2011, 12:38 AM	#16
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