5 things you never wanted to know about me.

[smouldering]

1. I cannot sit with my back facing a window, I always feel like someone is watching me..

2. If i hear someone fart no matter where i am, i suddenly get the giggles (yes i know, mature lol)

3. i like to embarrass some of my friends who are easily embarrassed by certain words.

4. i talk to animals and carry on conversations with them lol

5. Things that go "bump" in the night are attracted to me..

[Novelafemme]

1. I absolutely LOVE having my toenails lightly pinched. Something about the sensation is so relaxing!

2. I used to wish I had big boobs but now I can honestly say that I love the fact that I pretty much never have to wear a bra.

3. I can derail ANY subject matter with adolescent potty humor. Srsly.

4. Once as a teen my friends and I decided to go streaking down main street in our quiet little town. The only problem was we didn't realize it was only 9:30pm and pretty much everyone and their mother got an eye full.

5. I can't say no to a double dog dare. No matter how foolish it may be.

[Passionaria]

Ok I'm going to give this a try:

1. I can't watch scary movies, cause I really do get scared. I scream and hide my eyes, and will scare who ever is watching it with me, more than the movie, with my antics.

2. People who know me, know I cry in movies all the time. I get really emotionally involved if a story moves me. I will see them watching me, like OK when is it going to happen? Some are kind enough to keep tissue on hand.


3. I bought a swim suit that looked do cute on the model, but it never fit me quite right. It is turquoise, kinda vintage, ruched bodice and has a skirt. Well as I have lost weight, the skirt gets longer. The other day I was getting into the pool at the Y and a little girl said the her mother, "mommy why is that lady swimming in her dress???" Indeed, and I will wear it until I fit into my sexy Victoria's Secret bathing suit, or get sighted for indecent exposure.

4. I talk to my cats, and my Himalayan Casanova talks back. He hates it when I tell him no, and he can say it, he will get upset and walk around the house meowing no, no, no......

5. When I get my nails done, I ask them to make the points just a little sharp. The girls will look at me quizzically, and I usually raise my eye brows and give them a naughty smile.

[VuDu]

Originally Posted by Passionaria

1. I can't watch scary movies, cause I really do get scared. I scream and hide my eyes, and will scare who ever is watching it with me, more than the movie, with my antics.

1. I am right there with you Passionaria.. except I adore scary movies. I scream, hide my eyes and jump with the best of them!

2. I jump very easily. Case in point: I was leaving the house about an hour ago and completely forgot the wreath that was on the door. Saw it through the glass out of the corner of my eye and it made me jump.
You can stop shaking your head in despair now. lol

3. Excessive noise irritates me. The sound of balloons popping makes my skin crawl as well.

4. I may be a bit frightened of mice.... but have a pet rat.

5. I always put my hair up when I go to sleep. It is quite long (toosh length)and it tends to get caught in everything... car windows, under my arms , cabinets, etc. Feels as if my hair is always being pulled.

[Deborah]

1. I owned 5 dogs and 3 cats once because I couldnt say no to a white female critter that needed a home.

2. I identify with my home (no matter where it is) to an abnormal degree - it has to reflect who I am...I know weird

3. I cant do lazy or messy for love or money...I've tried just cant do it.

4. I love being very domestic.

5. I have a hard time unloving people.

[persiphone]

i HAVE to have the brownie corners, the pizza corners, the rice krispy treats corners. you get the idea. smine!

overly anything people freak me out....overly critical, overly boisterous, overly talkative, overly silent.

the car washes that make you sit in the car while the car goes through the wash freaks me right the fuck out.

i sing loudly and badly while driving in the car regardless of who may or may not be in it. this is accompanied by head movements, clapping, finger snapping, and arm dancing.

i will not cook for picky eaters. i don't like eating with picky eaters. i don't like cheap eaters, loud eaters, people who dominate dinner conversation, people who say nothing while eating, people who inhale food, people who think sending back spoiled food is rude, people who have no table manners at all whatsoever, people that.....on and on and on.

[Daywalker]

I blow mah nose in the Shower.


Oh, yes I do.

[ruffryder]

Originally Posted by persiphone

the car washes that make you sit in the car while the car goes through the wash freaks me right the fuck out..

I thought of Final Destination 4 when I read this.

[Jet]

Originally Posted by Passionaria

Ok I'm going to give this a try:

1. I can't watch scary movies, cause I really do get scared. I scream and hide my eyes, and will scare who ever is watching it with me, more than the movie, with my antics.

Me too. I saw The Call and stood in the doorway the whole time.

[MsTinkerbelly]

1. I was a Girl Scout from 8-14 years old.

2. I once bowled a 275 game

3. I failed Geometry in high school

4. I can relieve pain with my touch

5. I can't read a scary book if alone in the house.

[Martina]

Originally Posted by MsTinkerbelly

I once bowled a 275 game

WOW!

[C0LLETTE]

Originally Posted by MsTinkerbelly

1. I was a Girl Scout from 8-14 years old.

2. I once bowled a 275 game

3. I failed Geometry in high school

4. I can relieve pain with my touch

5. I can't read a scary book if alone in the house.

I was about 6-7, first day of school, and my immigrant mother bought me the coolest pair white lace up shoes she could afford.. with these two little holes near the insteps.
The very first day I walked into school, proudly wearing them, some kid yelled out "Look she's wearing bowling shoes" and then there was a chorus of "Look, she's wearing bowling shoes". I remember the humiliation to this day. I have never been bowling.

[Soon]

Originally Posted by C0LLETTE

I was about 6-7, first day of school, and my immigrant mother bought me the coolest pair white lace up shoes she could afford.. with these two little holes near the insteps.
The very first day I walked into school, proudly wearing them, some kid yelled out "Look she's wearing bowling shoes" and then there was a chorus of "Look, she's wearing bowling shoes". I remember the humiliation to this day. I have never been bowling.

This just brought back a humiliating episode I experienced. It was grade nine and the high school I attended had uniforms. I wasn't sure what shoes to get, so I let my mother convince me to get this comfortable, black, ones with laces. (if my older sister had been friendlier back then, maybe should could have helped me?) I walked into history class and a jerk yelled out, "Hey! Look at those grandma shoes!" I was mortified. I remember his name and everything. The way the whole class narrowed in that moment of shame and embarassment. Meanness sucks.