Butch Femme Planet  

Go Back   Butch Femme Planet > FUN > The Fluffy Stuff: Flirting, Humor, Chat

Notices

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 12-07-2011, 05:00 PM   #1
Apocalipstic
Pink Confection

How Do You Identify?:
Femme
Preferred Pronoun?:
She, Her, Ma'am
Relationship Status:
Dating Myself
 
Apocalipstic's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Nashville
Posts: 4,266
Thanks: 17,195
Thanked 11,362 Times in 2,838 Posts
Rep Power: 21474856
Apocalipstic Has the BEST ReputationApocalipstic Has the BEST ReputationApocalipstic Has the BEST ReputationApocalipstic Has the BEST ReputationApocalipstic Has the BEST ReputationApocalipstic Has the BEST ReputationApocalipstic Has the BEST ReputationApocalipstic Has the BEST ReputationApocalipstic Has the BEST ReputationApocalipstic Has the BEST ReputationApocalipstic Has the BEST Reputation
Default

I really dislike being told what to do or that I am wrong. You better be wayyy sure you are right if you correct me.

I really dislike the words "You need to". As in..."You need to clean the kitchen". Using cuteness, humor or bribery to get me to do stuff is way better.

Saliva and teeth totally gross me out. Even pictures of teeth make me cringe...I used to really freak out going to the dentist but have found one who seems to get me and not mind using nitrous when they clean my teeth....even writing this is creeping me out.

I must have music on, or my mind picks an often annoying song for me.

I have 11, yes, eleven farms on Farmtown and love playing Rock Band on WII.
__________________
Apocalipstic is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 8 Users Say Thank You to Apocalipstic For This Useful Post:
Old 12-08-2011, 07:12 AM   #2
Glenn
Senior Member

How Do You Identify?:
Dear ol butch bones.
Preferred Pronoun?:
Old G
Relationship Status:
Too old to play.
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: :rolleyes:
Posts: 1,547
Thanks: 3,601
Thanked 3,729 Times in 1,095 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853
Glenn Has the BEST ReputationGlenn Has the BEST ReputationGlenn Has the BEST ReputationGlenn Has the BEST ReputationGlenn Has the BEST ReputationGlenn Has the BEST ReputationGlenn Has the BEST ReputationGlenn Has the BEST ReputationGlenn Has the BEST ReputationGlenn Has the BEST ReputationGlenn Has the BEST Reputation
Default

I was an animal in a past life because my mother said when I was born,
I did'nt cry, I growled, and I still do.

My parents took me for walks on a leash along side my brother dog.

I always liked the company of animals or birds better than humans.

I cannot stand seeing or hearing about animal abuse. It makes me want to commit a crime! Grrr

I am not voting for Obama since I learned about the horse slaughtering bill he just signed. He should have signed a bill to protect them! Grrr
Glenn is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to Glenn For This Useful Post:
Old 12-08-2011, 04:44 PM   #3
Deborah
Member

How Do You Identify?:
queer femme
Preferred Pronoun?:
Babydoll is a start....
Relationship Status:
Mrs. Livingston 4/20/2013
 
Deborah's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Nashville where my heart belongs...
Posts: 611
Thanks: 3,451
Thanked 1,454 Times in 276 Posts
Rep Power: 14676215
Deborah Has the BEST ReputationDeborah Has the BEST ReputationDeborah Has the BEST ReputationDeborah Has the BEST ReputationDeborah Has the BEST ReputationDeborah Has the BEST ReputationDeborah Has the BEST ReputationDeborah Has the BEST ReputationDeborah Has the BEST ReputationDeborah Has the BEST ReputationDeborah Has the BEST Reputation
Default

1. I was born in Toronto Ontario but been in Texas since I was 2...which was a long ass time ago.

2. I have been known to have as many as 13 Christmas trees in my house on more than one Christmas

3. I once left my Christmas tree up for 3 years.

4. I have had 2 jobs for over 10 years - one 19 years still there and one 10 - the 10 year one was just temporary and I am still there

5. When I was 12 my best friend and I danced at the bowling alley for quarters every Tues and Thurs night while my parents bowled.

__________________
"Slow to trust but I'm quick to love, I push too hard and I give too much, I aint saying I'm perfect, but I promise I'm worth it"

"The Good Within Me Honors The Good Within You"
Deborah is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to Deborah For This Useful Post:
Old 12-08-2011, 05:08 PM   #4
Honey
Member

How Do You Identify?:
big femme heart..... in a tight girlie package
Preferred Pronoun?:
just call me Honey
Relationship Status:
Playin' 4 keeps with Tomboi1982
 
Honey's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: New England
Posts: 306
Thanks: 316
Thanked 613 Times in 184 Posts
Rep Power: 10762767
Honey Has the BEST ReputationHoney Has the BEST ReputationHoney Has the BEST ReputationHoney Has the BEST ReputationHoney Has the BEST ReputationHoney Has the BEST ReputationHoney Has the BEST ReputationHoney Has the BEST ReputationHoney Has the BEST ReputationHoney Has the BEST ReputationHoney Has the BEST Reputation
Default 5 things:

1. I am a NOTORIOUS Boston driver; I don't use my rear view mirror, back up doing 60 mph and use my vehicle to block traffic when making lefts
2. I have a touch of OCD
3. I could never kill an animal not even for survival, but in an Andes plane crash situation I could take out the weak or injured and eat them no problem
4. I cannot wear a bra w/o panties or vise versa- its either both or neither..and they have to match
5. I once baked a pie for my bf's mom with flour that had bugs in it
Honey is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to Honey For This Useful Post:
Old 12-08-2011, 06:01 PM   #5
Tawse
Member

How Do You Identify?:
TG Gender Queer
Preferred Pronoun?:
He
Relationship Status:
Married
 

Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 730
Thanks: 2,973
Thanked 2,733 Times in 642 Posts
Rep Power: 21474851
Tawse Has the BEST ReputationTawse Has the BEST ReputationTawse Has the BEST ReputationTawse Has the BEST ReputationTawse Has the BEST ReputationTawse Has the BEST ReputationTawse Has the BEST ReputationTawse Has the BEST ReputationTawse Has the BEST ReputationTawse Has the BEST ReputationTawse Has the BEST Reputation
Member Photo Albums
Default

1. I have a 10" bowie blade (black matte blade and handle) between the mattress and box spring on my side of the bed.. with the hilt sticking out far enough to reach it should I need.

2. I have a double headed battle axe under my side of the bed.

3. I may be a little paranoid about protection while sleeping.

4. As a kid I loved horror books and movies but I have come to the conclusion as an adult that I just can't handle them anymore. I don't jump, or scream, but my mind wakes up and won't shut up for weeks.

5. I have a pretty decent collection of "living dead dolls" and plan on getting more.
Tawse is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 9 Users Say Thank You to Tawse For This Useful Post:
Old 12-08-2011, 06:25 PM   #6
chai~
Member

How Do You Identify?:
Self possessed Aquarian
Preferred Pronoun?:
Don't call me baby~
Relationship Status:
Deliciously single and loving it.
 
chai~'s Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: lotus land
Posts: 1,173
Thanks: 1,937
Thanked 3,382 Times in 864 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853
chai~ Has the BEST Reputationchai~ Has the BEST Reputationchai~ Has the BEST Reputationchai~ Has the BEST Reputationchai~ Has the BEST Reputationchai~ Has the BEST Reputationchai~ Has the BEST Reputationchai~ Has the BEST Reputationchai~ Has the BEST Reputationchai~ Has the BEST Reputationchai~ Has the BEST Reputation
Default

1. Submarine's freak me out. The look of them, the idea of being in one, seeing them in dry dock, and even seeing them when they are in the water, just floating on top! *shivers*

2. I like oranges with crunch. I peel the orange, separate all the sections, arrange them on a plate so that the thin skin can dry out, and eat it a couple of hours later. The skin is dry and crunchy and the inside is extra juicy!!!

3. I organize and purge constantly. Disorder makes me crazy.

4. About a week before my "monthly", I move the furniture around, I mean the couch gets put on a different wall, the tv goes someplace else, pillows get changed. I super clean everything and feather my nest!

5. I have about 9 books on my night stand at any given time and I read them all at the same time. I don't start one and read it completely through. I juggle them all. Geeze I love books!
chai~ is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 11 Users Say Thank You to chai~ For This Useful Post:
Old 12-11-2011, 07:46 AM   #7
JAGG
Infamous Member

How Do You Identify?:
Butch
Preferred Pronoun?:
JAGG
Relationship Status:
=)
 
1 Highscore

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Tulsa (cat free zone)
Posts: 6,093
Thanks: 18,651
Thanked 17,531 Times in 4,137 Posts
Rep Power: 21474858
JAGG Has the BEST ReputationJAGG Has the BEST ReputationJAGG Has the BEST ReputationJAGG Has the BEST ReputationJAGG Has the BEST ReputationJAGG Has the BEST ReputationJAGG Has the BEST ReputationJAGG Has the BEST ReputationJAGG Has the BEST ReputationJAGG Has the BEST ReputationJAGG Has the BEST Reputation
Default

I clinch my teeth constantly, which I was unaware of, my dentist pointed it out.
I chew gum alot , so I don't clinch my teeth.
I hum when I'm working and I like the project I'm doing. Another thing I was unaware of until it was pointed out to me.
I whistle to myself when I'm unconfortable or nervous. So does my dad. LOL
I don't like being bitten by anything or anyone. Don't even pretend .
__________________
I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.
JAGG is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 8 Users Say Thank You to JAGG For This Useful Post:
Old 12-11-2011, 09:15 AM   #8
Inked_Trinity
Senior Member

How Do You Identify?:
Butch
Preferred Pronoun?:
BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard!
 
Inked_Trinity's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Earth
Posts: 2,352
Thanks: 3,507
Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853
Inked_Trinity Has the BEST ReputationInked_Trinity Has the BEST ReputationInked_Trinity Has the BEST ReputationInked_Trinity Has the BEST ReputationInked_Trinity Has the BEST ReputationInked_Trinity Has the BEST ReputationInked_Trinity Has the BEST ReputationInked_Trinity Has the BEST ReputationInked_Trinity Has the BEST ReputationInked_Trinity Has the BEST ReputationInked_Trinity Has the BEST Reputation
Default

I very rarely watch TV

I went to college on a full ride athletic scholarship

I WILL NOT EVER wear anything pink!

Until I have coffee in the morning.... all you will get are grunts out of me.

I have 10 yr old boy fart humor!
__________________
Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.
Inked_Trinity is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 11 Users Say Thank You to Inked_Trinity For This Useful Post:
Old 12-11-2011, 10:28 AM   #9
Gemme
Practically Lives Here

How Do You Identify?:
Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety
Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM'
 
Gemme's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The roads are narrow here
Posts: 36,631
Thanks: 182,498
Thanked 107,972 Times in 25,664 Posts
Rep Power: 21474888
Gemme Has the BEST ReputationGemme Has the BEST ReputationGemme Has the BEST ReputationGemme Has the BEST ReputationGemme Has the BEST ReputationGemme Has the BEST ReputationGemme Has the BEST ReputationGemme Has the BEST ReputationGemme Has the BEST ReputationGemme Has the BEST ReputationGemme Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by JAGG View Post
I clinch my teeth constantly, which I was unaware of, my dentist pointed it out.
I chew gum alot , so I don't clinch my teeth.
I clench mine too. Grind them in my sleep as well.

It's bad for the teeth but good for me because it keeps me from knocking some folks around once in a while.


Quote:
Originally Posted by persiphone View Post
i don't like the shower curtain to touch me when i'm in the shower. i will avoid it at all costs.

spitting out toothpaste in front of anyone makes me wanna hurl.

Me too! The curtain feels weird on wet skin.

I don't like the spitting either but I can deal with it. For me, it's the location of the spit that counts. Folks that brush their teeth in the kitchen sink make my stomach clench. I can get past doing it in the shower. I understand the reasoning behind it, though I can't do it myself, but the kitchen is off limits for that stuff.

I had a roommate that shaved her legs in the kitchen sink. A short lived partnership THAT was.
__________________


I'm misunderestimated.
Gemme is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 9 Users Say Thank You to Gemme For This Useful Post:
Old 12-13-2011, 10:30 AM   #10
Jett
Member

How Do You Identify?:
Hardcore bullheaded grown-ass Tomboy
Preferred Pronoun?:
She
Relationship Status:
she loves my shaggy hair
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The backroom of a night cafe plotting world domination
Posts: 1,028
Thanks: 2,054
Thanked 3,299 Times in 568 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853
Jett Has the BEST ReputationJett Has the BEST ReputationJett Has the BEST ReputationJett Has the BEST ReputationJett Has the BEST ReputationJett Has the BEST ReputationJett Has the BEST ReputationJett Has the BEST ReputationJett Has the BEST ReputationJett Has the BEST ReputationJett Has the BEST Reputation
Default

1. My eyes are photosensitive so I don't especially like the sun and and am pretty damn pale, quite a bit paler than my pics seem to represent. I think the tannest I've ever been was when I lived in Portland, go figure. Fortunately I'm of Mediterranean decent and have some natural color... or I'm afraid I'd become translucent. :P

2. I won't wear shorts, I don't ever wear shorts... e-v-e-r. I'm actually not sure if I've ever in my life worn shorts. All around I am extremely picky when it comes to clothes... very very hard to buy for. Though I have admittedly caved about three years ago for a while to wardrobe additions made by someone who shall remain nameless, awful fashion faux pas (to me), I have since recovered fully, dammit I know better... nuff said, lol.

3. OHhhh, here's one that might be more annoying to someone... if you are driving with me in the car and there's an animal up ahead and you don't slow down prior or move over a little just in case it runs out I'm going to be instantly irritated with you... and I hate hate hate when peeps just say "oh, it will get out of the way" (grrrr), oh sure, of course it will, they always do... roadkills are actually unpreventable suicides.

4. I think people take themselves a bit too seriously, and the more serious you take yourself the more I'm going to laugh if your glasses fall into your soup... and I can laugh hard. BUT, I'm an equal opportunity laugher, if I were to trip and fall into a punch bowl I would laugh just as hard at myself as I would at someone else... just the thought is making me smile now... xD

5. I generally internally question people who announce they "don't like cats"... if you say you don't like cats unless you are allergic or have a phobia I'm going to wonder why. I sometimes just assume that if you don't like them it's probably because they don't like you... cats are very picky about people, more so than dogs and I at the end will just wonder what it is about you that cats don't like... ha.
__________________
..........
In the depth of winter I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer. ~Albert Camus
Jett is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 16 Users Say Thank You to Jett For This Useful Post:
Old 12-11-2011, 02:40 PM   #11
willow
Infamous Member

How Do You Identify?:
sugar and spice
Preferred Pronoun?:
she
 

Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: at the end of the rainbow
Posts: 6,782
Thanks: 10,477
Thanked 6,730 Times in 1,825 Posts
Rep Power: 21474856
willow Has the BEST Reputationwillow Has the BEST Reputationwillow Has the BEST Reputationwillow Has the BEST Reputationwillow Has the BEST Reputationwillow Has the BEST Reputationwillow Has the BEST Reputationwillow Has the BEST Reputationwillow Has the BEST Reputationwillow Has the BEST Reputationwillow Has the BEST Reputation
Default

I get bored with obsessive collectors. It's wonderful your collection of every and any Harry Potter/cat/coffee mug..... related item in the entire world gives you pleasure. Please don't feel the need to share your enthusiasm and gleefulness over every purchase with me.

Clutter irritates me. I'm neither a clean or tidy freak but piles of newspapers, mail, dirty dishes (I don't mean the odd glass or coffee mug) in the sitting room, especially if piled on the floor, makes me want to sweep it all into a bag and drop it in the bin.

I choose not to be around very negative people. I'm a great listener, a supportive friend.... but if you make no effort to see the good in each day or any day.... well, it exhausts me.

Don't bitch constantly about your grown up kids. Either support them with good grace or stop enabling their behaviour. Or.... enable their behaviour and whine to someone else about it. It's ok if you forget because I will remind you.

I won't allow anyone to smoke in my home or car. No exceptions. That said, I won't bitch about how much you smoke or nag you to stop. That's your business. No snogs though

__________________
Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons,
for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs11/i/20...ockAvatars.gif

willow is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to willow For This Useful Post:
Old 12-11-2011, 03:44 PM   #12
1QuirkyKiwi
Senior Member

How Do You Identify?:
BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm.
Preferred Pronoun?:
Anything Respectful!
Relationship Status:
Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities...
 
1QuirkyKiwi's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Europe and Aotearoa on a 5:2 ratio.
Posts: 2,308
Thanks: 11,003
Thanked 6,035 Times in 1,617 Posts
Rep Power: 21474852
1QuirkyKiwi Has the BEST Reputation1QuirkyKiwi Has the BEST Reputation1QuirkyKiwi Has the BEST Reputation1QuirkyKiwi Has the BEST Reputation1QuirkyKiwi Has the BEST Reputation1QuirkyKiwi Has the BEST Reputation1QuirkyKiwi Has the BEST Reputation1QuirkyKiwi Has the BEST Reputation1QuirkyKiwi Has the BEST Reputation1QuirkyKiwi Has the BEST Reputation1QuirkyKiwi Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by flutter View Post


I won't allow anyone to smoke in my home or car. No exceptions. That said, I won't bitch about how much you smoke or nag you to stop. That's your business. No snogs though

Ditto!
__________________
What will make the difference to me is your strength of character and what's in your heart...



1QuirkyKiwi is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to 1QuirkyKiwi For This Useful Post:
Old 12-11-2011, 06:49 PM   #13
Kätzchen
Member

How Do You Identify?:
Femme
Preferred Pronoun?:
She, please.
 

Join Date: May 2010
Location: ツ
Posts: 16,066
Thanks: 30,111
Thanked 33,518 Times in 10,644 Posts
Rep Power: 21474868
Kätzchen Has the BEST ReputationKätzchen Has the BEST ReputationKätzchen Has the BEST ReputationKätzchen Has the BEST ReputationKätzchen Has the BEST ReputationKätzchen Has the BEST ReputationKätzchen Has the BEST ReputationKätzchen Has the BEST ReputationKätzchen Has the BEST ReputationKätzchen Has the BEST ReputationKätzchen Has the BEST Reputation
Default

I used to care about making my bed but don't care about it anymore.

I do have a very sweet nature about me but I'm quite skillful with my...
>>> Femme Death Stare <<<

I like to listen to the dishwasher at really odd times during the day.

I'm equally talented with using fly swatters.

I love shopping for antiques.
Kätzchen is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 17 Users Say Thank You to Kätzchen For This Useful Post:
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 02:47 PM.


ButchFemmePlanet.com
All information copyright of BFP 2018