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12-14-2011, 12:14 AM
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12-14-2011, 01:37 AM
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I've been emailed that in fact the version of "Shave 'em dry" that I posted was actually written by Lucille Bogan herself. I can't edit the original post, so I'm noting the correction here. Another version was written by Ma Rainey. Fun posts so far, but where are all the colorful innuendos, euphemisms and expressions? Any of these ring a bell for you?
"a poke in the whiskers" "a knee trembler" "a chance sandwich" "Yanking the plank" "Manning the cockpit" "double peptide" "getting your palm read by Mr. Softee" "rubbing the donut" and who can resist - "Yodeling in the canyon" and "the A-frame Orgasm" |
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12-14-2011, 08:13 AM
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i'm not a fan of Barry White...he makes me laugh which i think is not the effect he's going for. in "yodeling in the canyon"...who's the canyon?  and wtf is a chance sandwich? LMAO
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12-14-2011, 09:31 AM
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I think it's more "what" is the "canyon"- lol. Are we there yet? And yodeling is oral so.... Still whistling, Persi?
A "chance sandwich" involves a menage a trois with certain things in play....You want to hazard a guess at what specifically or guess what "checking the i/o port" means?  Quote:
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12-14-2011, 09:53 AM
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ok wellll.....there was that one time that i instigated....but to be fair that was not a 3some! it was a 12some. i mean, what else is there to do with 11 other girls in a limo? 
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12-14-2011, 10:18 AM
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In my more innocent days... i did have someone say to me..
"As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit" and it took me FOREVER to get what they meant.. *blushes*
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12-14-2011, 12:09 PM
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Hmm...perhaps I'm not as subtle as most. I think just grabbing a fistful of their shirt and a forcefully whispered "fuck me" across their lips does the trick. *shrug*
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12-14-2011, 08:22 PM
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OK, so I've reread this and of course now that my jaw has popped back into joint, I want to know what exactly this lewd and lascivious limo ride was about...
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12-14-2011, 08:34 PM
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wellllll.....we were in nyc and we were going to a show.....and you know how parking is there lol! so the driver was circling the block waiting for an in and we were talking about tattoos and that turned into show and tell which turned into "can i touch it?" which led into an all girl orgy in the back of the limo. we missed the entire first half of the show cuz the driver just kept circling the block  the end |
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12-14-2011, 08:35 PM
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12-14-2011, 08:42 PM
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