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12-14-2011, 09:53 AM
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ok wellll.....there was that one time that i instigated....but to be fair that was not a 3some! it was a 12some. i mean, what else is there to do with 11 other girls in a limo? 
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12-14-2011, 10:18 AM
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In my more innocent days... i did have someone say to me..
"As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit" and it took me FOREVER to get what they meant.. *blushes*
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12-14-2011, 12:09 PM
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Hmm...perhaps I'm not as subtle as most. I think just grabbing a fistful of their shirt and a forcefully whispered "fuck me" across their lips does the trick. *shrug*
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12-14-2011, 12:13 PM
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What that's not subtle? Sounds subtle to me. Just the right amount of subtle. The subtle is in the whisper.
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12-14-2011, 12:16 PM
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I definitely like Dixie's idea lol..
i like to be flirty.. playful, soft whispers, a look, a lil seductive tease, A person would have to be incredibly thick to not realize i want them  
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12-14-2011, 12:26 PM
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Love the song! Love the euphemisms!! I had actually never heard any of them, which I find pretty amazing. Bravo!
I am of the Dixie school of not very subtle.
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03-07-2012, 02:32 AM
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I had a coworker in the adjacent cubicle who would "sext" her husband at work, but what she didn't realise (not to mention we all enjoyed it too much to tell her, cruel as we were,) was that she had a habit of murmuring texts aloud, then dictating them syllable by syllable in a monotone drawl. I can't describe it. You had to be there.
My favourite way to initiate sex has to be subtle. I do not ask for it. The words go dry in my mouth (that said, I have no trouble vocalising what I need once we're there!) My main methods include putting on something to show off my bum a little, giving an intent look while biting my lip, or asking for a hug, then holding on a little long and gently stroking or kissing a sensitive place on the neck as I shift around a little bit, very slowly. Hasn't failed me yet! |
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12-15-2011, 03:35 AM
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A Co worker (straight Lady) and I decided to have a date and go to dinner. Days later she had to go out of town for work and we talked on the phone. I asked her what she was wearing in bed she described some lingerie. When she got back we had a couple more dAtes. The flirting, brushing against each other was definitely there. We made another date at my place. I cooked, we had drinks and watched 9 1/2 Weeks. After that it lasted 5 years.
Usually she will know I want her! I tend to look her way a lot, give compliments, and tease her playfully. |
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12-15-2011, 01:31 PM
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12-15-2011, 04:12 PM
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You had a "9 1/2 weeks" experience that lasted 21 years, AtLast? I'm changing your name to TheEnergizer or maybe just LongLasting. ;-)
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12-18-2011, 05:53 PM
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Off subject, but after 9 1/2 Weeks came out you could not have sex without raiding the fridge for YEARS. To this day I cringe at the thought of food related sex.
My dog even ended up with blue tempera paint on him.  No sticky stuff.
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01-12-2012, 07:40 PM
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01-12-2012, 08:47 PM
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Some great posts have "come" in, and EnderD 503 has inspired me to stir the honey pot, so to speak, here again.
So here's a sampling from a delightfully robust website full of the euphemisms. Top favorites of mine include Flute Solo, Yank the Crank, Manual Override and Choke the Sheriff and Wait for the Posse to Come, which makes me smile ear to ear. MALE MASTURBATION Backstroke Roulette Bash the Candle Beat Off Beat the Bishop Beat the Dummy Beat the Meat Beat the Stick Bleed the Weed Blow Your Load Bludgeon the Beefsteak Bop the Baloney Box the Jesuit Buff the Banana Burp the Worm Butter the Corn Choke the Chicken Choke the Sheriff and Wait for the Posse to Come Clean Your Rifle Crank the Shank Crown the King Cuff the Carrot Diddle Drain the Monster Fist Fuck Fist Your Monster Five Against One Flog the Dog Flog the Hog Flog Your Dong Flute Solo Fondle the Fig Gallop the Antelope Give It a Tug Grease the Pipe Hack the Hog Hand Job Hand Work Have It Off Hitchhike Under the Big Top Hump Your Hose Jackhammer Jack Off Jazz Yourself Jerk Off Jerk the Gherkin Lope the Mule Make the Bald Man Puke Manipulate the Mango Manual Override Milk the Lizard Mount a Corporal and Four Nerk Your Throbber Oil the Glove Onan's Olympics One-Man Show Pack Your Palm Paddle the Pickle Paint the Pickle Paint the Ceiling Please Your Pisser Plunk Your Twanger Pocket Pinball Pocket Pool Polish the Rocket Polish the Sword Pound Off Pound Your Flounder Pound Your Pud Pull Off Pull the Pole Pull the Pope Pull the Pudding Pull Your Prick Pull Your Taffy Pump the Python Ram the Ham Ride the Great White Knuckler Rope the Pony Rub Off Shag Shaking Hands With the Unemployed Shine Your Pole Shootin' Putty At the Moon Slakin' the Bacon Slammin' the Salmon Slam the hammer Slam the Spam Slappin' Pappy Slapping the Clown Sling the Jelly Snap the Monkey Snap the Rubber Snap the Whip Soldier's Joy Spank the Frank Spank the Salami Squeeze the Lemon Stroking it Stroke Off Stroke the Dog Stroke Your Poker Take Yourself in Hand Tease the Weenie Tenderize the Meat The Five-Knuckle Shuffle Thump the Pump Tickle Your Pickle Toss Off Tweak Your Twinkle Varnish the Flagpole Visiting Rosie Palm And Her Five Daughters Walk the Dog Wank Wax the Carrot Wax the Dolphin Whack Off Whip Off Whip the Dummy Whip the Wire Whip Your Dripper Whizzin' Jizzum Wonk Your Conker Work Off Wrestle the Eel Wring Out Your Rope Yang Your Wang Yank Off Yank the Crank Yank the Plank Yank the Yam Yank Your Strap http://www.uta.fi/FAST/GC/sex-scat.html |
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03-09-2012, 09:33 PM
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12-14-2011, 01:23 PM
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My iPhone not letting me open it but how about this 1931 classic by Harry Roy and the Bat Club Boys, entitled:
"My Girl's Pussy" Subtle, huh? HarryRoyHisBatClubBoys-MyGirlsPussy1931_64kb.m3u 64Kbps M3U Stream Lyrics: There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get set. I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's pussy. Seldom plays and never purrs, and I love the thoughts it stirs. But I don't mind because it's hers, it's my girl's pussy. Often it goes out at night, returns at break of dawn. No matter what the weather's like, it's always nice and warm. It's never dirty, always clean. In giving thrills, never mean. But it's the best I've ever seen, it's my girl's pussy. There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get wet. I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's pussy. Seldom plays, never purrs, and I love thoughts it stirs. But I don't mind because it's hers, it's my girl's pussy. So often it goes out at night, and returns at break of dawn, break of dawn. No matter what the weather's like, it's always dry and warm. I bring titbits that it loves, we spoon like two turtledoves. I take care to remove my gloves, when stroking my girl's pussy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ It is actually one of my favorite "tunes" to hum... 
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Ever since the new electronic meters, the call center has been slowly invaded by meter readers posing as customer service agents. Things worked differently out in the field, and there have been quite a few things said in the call center that would never have been heard previously.
Things like... "I'm the new team safety guy, do you need me to spend some time under your desk?" I am a little irritated by it, but sometimes they are so dumb it is amusing. I never let them see me laugh though, I just give them the look of death. Lately, I have become well known for that look. |
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OK, so I've reread this and of course now that my jaw has popped back into joint, I want to know what exactly this lewd and lascivious limo ride was about...
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12-14-2011, 08:34 PM
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wellllll.....we were in nyc and we were going to a show.....and you know how parking is there lol! so the driver was circling the block waiting for an in and we were talking about tattoos and that turned into show and tell which turned into "can i touch it?" which led into an all girl orgy in the back of the limo. we missed the entire first half of the show cuz the driver just kept circling the block the end |
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