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01-14-2012, 11:04 AM
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01-14-2012, 11:07 AM
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That awkward moment when you realize you just sent the text meant for your girlfriend to your brother..
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01-14-2012, 11:14 AM
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That awkward moment when you discover the back of your skirt is tucked into your pantyhose...
Or when a wire in your underwire bra escapes and is emerging like a snake from the neckline of your shirt... |
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01-14-2012, 11:21 AM
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BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?:
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Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities... 
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That awkward moment when....
You try to prevent a burp happening, only it escapes LOUDLY and echoes around the Church as the Bride and Groom say their vows! ....It was something I ate at the Breakfast Reception....honest! 
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01-14-2012, 12:26 PM
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queer femme Preferred Pronoun?:
her/she Relationship Status:
single 
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That awkward moment when you realize you gave a great presentation at work with a large blueberry on your tooth. |
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01-14-2012, 12:37 PM
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Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
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That awkward moment when you realize you are wearing 2 different shoes. Or the one when getting ready for bed, you realize your shirt is inside out. You would think someone would have said something but noooooooo. These are just two of the reasons I now lay my clothes out the night before. Apparently, my eyes cannot be trusted in the morning. |
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01-14-2012, 12:51 PM
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That awkward moment when your bra strap breaks and you go into a bathroom stall take off your shirt hang it on the back of the door, remove your bra to pin it and someone opens the door that apparently didn’t lock and you are standing there topless in your jeans.
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01-14-2012, 01:03 PM
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I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?:
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That awkward moment when you are surrounded by 20+ family members you haven't seen since you were about 8 years old and they all want to pinch your cheeks and tell you that you'd better settle down with a good butch soon before you become an old maid....sooooo....you sneak outside as far as possible to smoke half a pack of marlboros and still hit the wifi to post in the awkward moment thread. Lol.
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01-15-2012, 12:26 AM
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OMG, when I was eighteen and I was out bowling with my older sis and her husband, all of a sudden he said to me, "E.T. phone home". I couldn't figure out what he meant till he pointed to the underwire protruding from my shirt like an antenna LMAO
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01-15-2012, 01:07 AM
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I just wander about and be! Relationship Status:
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Awkward moment...
When giving a dinner party for twelve, boss and parents in attendance, and your dog carries your boxer shorts out in her mouth and drops to the floor in the middle of the conversation area, and begins to chew the crotch out.
or... When you are planning a big bachelor party and have ordered a couple of cases of little plastics boobs and penises as party favors. They are delivered when you are not home and left on the front porch. The neighbors dogs get into the boxes and you come home to find your lawn scattered with little plastic boobs and penises. The neighbors were not amused! |
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01-15-2012, 11:34 AM
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That Awkward moment when you are IMing with someone and they accidently send you a text meant for someone else and its rather *ahem* personal... lol
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01-16-2012, 11:04 AM
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When you realize you have been holding a conversation with someone who was talking to someone on their bluetooth.
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01-14-2012, 12:34 PM
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well my girl calls me honeybear, sugarbear, sexy beast, hot tamale..... Preferred Pronoun?:
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Married to my Rare Beauty with a Beautiful Soul.....SS
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01-17-2012, 08:26 AM
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Another phone one...
That awkward moment when you hit send on that uber kinky text to your woman and realise you just sent it to the music leader at church!
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01-17-2012, 08:50 AM
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BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?:
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Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities...
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01-17-2012, 09:46 AM
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 That awkward moment when she discovers that you've picked up the antiseptic handwash instead of the lube........whilst fisting!
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01-17-2012, 09:55 AM
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BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?:
Anything Respectful! Relationship Status:
Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities...
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