Musings from the mind of Bob the chihuahua

[*Anya*]

Bob, please don't tell my butch sweetie but I've got a serious crush on you!

Let's let this be our little secret, shall we?

[Legendryder]

Hey, thanks Bro!! It is nice to get my Pop's lazy ass typing for me again. I know everyone was waiting with baited breath for my wry view of the world.

[Legendryder]

Originally Posted by *Anya*

Bob, don't tell my butch boi but I've got a serious crush on you!

My lips are sealed.

[Miss Scarlett]

Originally Posted by Legendryder

Well, thank you lady!! Pop has been a slug. I love hym, but really? Lazy ass. I gotta go, the bed is calling. I must obey. ZZZZZZZZZ

You're most welcome...by the way, just thought i'd tell you...my cat has a serious crush on you too...

[Legendryder]

Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett

You're most welcome...by the way, just thought i'd tell you...my cat has a serious crush on you too...

A cat? Oh my.

[Legendryder]

Me in action!!

http://youtu.be/kw-QB0ychiQ

[Hollylane]

Hi, I'm Chewy and my friend here is Obi in the PNW. If you want to see what we look like, my Mom posted pictures of us and our arch enemies in the gallery.

We are subscribing to this thread, and to the videos. Thank you for being the voice of dog for all of us.

Obi Wan says "May the force be with you, and don't pay any attention to the cats. Represent."

[Legendryder]

Thank you so much dear lady. I do hope I represent all my dog brothers and sisters out there well. Dogs rule........cats drool.

[Chancie]

Dear Bob,

Were you named after my Mama's car? He takes her to work, away from me, to the supermarket, away from me, out to dinner with Papa, away from me, but sometimes, he takes us to to a place where a nice kid gives me a little round doughnut or a piece of a big doughnut. I am a lucky girl, and my Mama and Papa love me so much. They say that I am the cutest sweetest naughtiest dog ever.

Did you know that I got hurt on Christmas Eve? I got hit by a car, and I had to go to the hospital for three days. I had to have medicine through a pointy needle in my front paw, and I had to have extra oxygen to breathe because my lungs were damaged. Mama visited me every day, and when I got hungry, she brought chicken and chicken soup and rice cooked with chicken soup, just for me. I still have a splint on one of my pretty legs, but I am okay.

Here's one of Papa's smelly socks.

Love,
Bella

[Legendryder]

Originally Posted by Chancie

Dear Bob,

Were you named after my Mama's car? He takes her to work, away from me, to the supermarket, away from me, out to dinner with Papa, away from me, but sometimes, he takes us to to a place where a nice kid gives me a little round doughnut or a piece of a big doughnut. I am a lucky girl, and my Mama and Papa love me so much. They say that I am the cutest sweetest naughtiest dog ever.

Did you know that I got hurt on Christmas Eve? I got hit by a car, and I had to go to the hospital for three days. I had to have medicine through a pointy needle in my front paw, and I had to have extra oxygen to breathe because my lungs were damaged. Mama visited me every day, and when I got hungry, she brought chicken and chicken soup and rice cooked with chicken soup, just for me. I still have a splint on one of my pretty legs, but I am okay.

Here's one of Papa's smelly socks.

Love,
Bella

Oh no!! I am so sorry to hear that. I am very glad you are on the mend. Pop always tells me I am not to go into the road and if I do hy pops my back end!! Cars scare me anyway, so I don't go in the road anymore. Except when Pop takes me riding, and then all bets are off. I hope you continue to heal and that your cast comes off soon. And NO MORE STREET!!! That is bad.

BTW, I don't do socks. But thank you for the offer.

[Chancie]

Originally Posted by Chancie

Dear Bob,

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Here's one of Papa's smelly socks.

Love,
Bella

Originally Posted by Legendryder

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BTW, I don't do socks. But thank you for the offer.

Dear Bob,

Please return my Papa's sock.

,
Bella

[Legendryder]

By all means:

And I will raise you (No, Pop only gives me dog chocolate.)

[Legendryder]

Pop just got home a little while ago from hys job interview. Seems it went very well, cause hy ordered pizza, (which I get the bones from) AND brought me two kinds of cookies!! Hy always brings me cookies if something good happens, so I know that hy did good!! I am a happy boy!!!

[clay]

woof...woof....hey there Bob...my name is Heidi...I am a red dapple dachshund, who is an Alpha Female!!! I am a horizontal critter...running from one end to the other....lol...I OWN my vertical person...and I sometimes just let her think she is the boss of this here casa!
Anyway, I LOVE this thread...and going to subscribe....and wanted to introduce myself to you. I LOVE toys with squeakers..and I sometimes tear mine up...and those toys with the cotton batting inside...whooohoo I MAKE my own snow..my vertical person doesn't like it very much when I do so...but hey..that is what I have her here for....to suit my needs.
Tennis balls..oh man...do I EVER love those! I can go through a sleeve a day if my vertical person allows it. Since I have no opposable thumbs, I AM dependent on vertical one to open the sleeve for me..and dole them out....like they are a dang ingot of gold or something...doesn't she know I am BORED...I HAVE to have something to entertain myself..she has her darn laptop and the Planet. Little does she know, I sneak on when she gets horizontal....woof woof...maybe I will run up on you in here sometime..and we can create some horizontal havoc. Hey I see there are some cats crushing on you...aren't those fun to chase??...lol...<weg>..and the treasures I can find in their "litter box"...do you like to get into those? I can go from zero to 60 MPH in 2.1 seconds..I am a "low ryder" ...slung low to the ground..so I have excellent traction on all fours..and my gears..well I can shift to high gear rather quickly!
I love to get Milk Bones...and that is ANOTHER thing my vertical person does...doles those out...like I have to go out and pee or poop to get one. My vertical person also makes me do this dumb old trick..she asks..."are you a gamecock or a dead dog" of course, since I HATE those Chickens (USC Gamecocks) and am a Clemson Tiger Fan..I do as she says..I flop on my side..and lie perfectly still..and fools her EVERY time..she claps her hand and says "good girl" and I get ONE measley cookie. One would think for a feat of that magnificance I would get a chewy or TWO bones..BUT no..one stinkin' cookie...woof woof.
Ok pleasure to meet you, Bob...Heidi out...have a wicked good time eating pizza "bones"...aren't our vertical people nuts...crusts DO NOT a bone make...lol..and they say a dog is dumb...uh huh...later dude....

[Legendryder]

Hey Heidi!!

To answer the question about cats..........not too thrilled with those things. I am what some refer to as "vertically challenged", so many times they are larger than I am. So chase them I do not. I have once or twice and got my nose smacked. It hurt, so I don't mess with them anymore. Pop said it served me right, but heck, they ran so of course I chased. I do not have access to a litter box so I have never snacked out of one. Pop says that is gross. I am not too keen on even getting my paws dirty, so hy thinks it would not be for me. Sorry to hear about your human being stingy with the cookies. Pop gives me a pp cookie every time, but I also get other things. I get one dentastick per day, Pop says it is so I don't get yak breath. As a chihuahua I am prone to dental issues and will bite even Pop if hy tries to brush my teeth. But these things work great!! I am three now and my teeth are perfect. I also have access to real beef bones and I get one busy bone a week as well. The only thing is I don't get as much food in my bowl as I normally would. But, I don't want to get all fat or nuthin'. So, I'm good with it.

Anyhow, good to meet ya. TTYL!!!!

Bob

[clay]

hey Bob..thanks for the reply. My vertical person is occupied right now..with trying to get the desktop set up...and I had sneak access to answer your post.
That is great about those pearly whites...keep up the good work! I don't blame you for biting the hand that feeds ya..when hy comes at you with a toothbrush...just WTH are those verticals thinking doing that..I am surprised they don't run after us with toilet paper when we poop, for crying out loud! Or spray that sweet smelling stuff on us that they wear...
I only got into the cat box recently when my vertical was in the hospital for 2 weeks and a friend kept me..who owned a cat. I thought it was a treat...heck how was I to know it was POOP! NO cats here...but yea I will chase them for you..I understand your being vertically challenged and all. We will stick together, Bob!
MY vertical won't give me any bones..except the beef bones...and yea they are amazing to clean one's teeth with...beef bones only though.
I meant to tell you..dude, you look UBER COOL in those shades for riding the Harley!! I wish I could ride around wearing some girly ones. My vertical was in a debilitating motorcycle wreck in 2006..an 81 yr old lady made an illegal U TURN and ran my vertical over..crushed the whole foot, ankle, and knee..damaged her back..soo she NO LONGER rides..I am glad she doesn't..she was laid up for 7 months..and I was afraid every day for her. She got back on once..and she said it was way too scary...a heavy ,metal cager is NO match for a biker. I am so glad she was wearing a helmet, jeans,tee shirt, safety bike boots, and a face shield. She was road rashed something fierce.
Anyway, UBER COOL dude, I wil check back later..have an awesome evening. BTW I am 9.5. I will be 10 June 28! Heidi....woof woof

[Vlasta]

Originally Posted by Legendryder

Bob has been pestering me lately to get back to letting the world know what is on his mind. Due to money difficulties, I had to give up his website, so he no longer has a blog to vent in. I will type as he dictates so bear with me, he does have a very deep accent. Southern accent that is.

"Hey world!! Long time no speak, so to say. Life here is good, no matter what Pop says. I gots lots to eat, tons of toys and a warm bed. Don't understand why Pop is always bitching. There is also a cat here. Heh. Prime chase material if there ever was one. Pop is still pecking away on that school thing. It pisses me off sometimes. I get up in MY lap and get put back down into the floor. Back up, back down. Pop says hy will play with me later when this is done. So, I wait. It seems like a long time to me and bring hym a ball to throw. Grrrrrrr. I still wait. And wait. So up into MY lap again. And down. *sigh* I'm goin' to bed. Stupid school.
Pop says I have to go see the vet person soon. Which means I get poked with sharp stuff. Crap. I like the vet person alot, but why poke me? I didn't do nuthin'. But Pop says I am a good boy for not biting the vet person and Pop always gets me a treat after, so maybe it isn't so bad. Cause trust me, you mess with me and I WILL bite you. I'm a bad guy sometimes, yanno?
So look, I gotta go. Pop is having to go do stuff soon and I gotta go outside. Pop washed my sweater yesterday, so it smells awful. I gotta find something in the yard to make it smell as good as it did yesterday. I found something really great out there. I think it used to be an animal of some kind. Still don't understand why Pop got pissed about that. So, until I can get Pop to type for me again, you guys keep the greasy side down. That is biker speak as Pop says."

Later ya'll,

Bob

My God , Bob I just came to this thread that I didn't know existed . I know your pop pretty well so therefore I know you are well taking care of and spoil . You will live an excellent life , trust me .

sending hugs and kisses to you both

[Legendryder]

You got to meet my sissy. I miss her very much. She got cancer and there was nothing Pop could do. She went off to the rainbow bridge almost two years ago. But, I do my best to keep Pop happy. Hy misses sissy too. She taught me alot about being a good dog. She even played with me when I was a little tiny puppy and never hurt me once. We used to dog pile on the bed with Pop to make sure hy slept good.

[Vlasta]

Originally Posted by Legendryder

You got to meet my sissy. I miss her very much. She got cancer and there was nothing Pop could do. She went off to the rainbow bridge almost two years ago. But, I do my best to keep Pop happy. Hy misses sissy too. She taught me alot about being a good dog. She even played with me when I was a little tiny puppy and never hurt me once. We used to dog pile on the bed with Pop to make sure hy slept good.

Bob don't even tell me about your sis , I loved her very much and she lived a long and beautiful life thanks to you Pop .

[Mtn]

Hola, my name is July, but really I'm a gemini. Dad chose a gender neutral name for me, something about if he had to have a small girly dog, whatever, I like PINK, and my sweaters. I LOVE snow, I run and run and run. I like to chase cats too, but Dad calls them raccoons, and won't let me. He's mean that way. I like balls but prefer chasing sticks. Sexy rexy is my girlfriend, makes Dad tell me to get a room....what? i'm IN a room? Okay been up for 10 minutes now, goodnight, and nice to meet ya's.