I Will NOT...

JAGG · 01-23-2012, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Cid

I will not go to bed until this house is spotless!

You're hired when can you start? Do you fold laundry?

Cid · 01-23-2012, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by JAGG

You're hired when can you start? Do you fold laundry?

So now I'm painting your house AND doing housework? Oh man, I'm thinkin' I'll need a vacation soon..lol

Scuba · 01-23-2012, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Cid

So now I'm painting your house AND doing housework? Oh man, I'm thinkin' I'll need a vacation soon..lol

I'd ask for a raise too if I were you...just sayin **chuckling**

JAGG · 01-24-2012, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by scubadyke

I'd ask for a raise too if I were you...just sayin **chuckling**

Oh no, vacation and a raise? Their ganging up on me and forming a union already, and she hasn't even started the dusting yet. Ok, well if you do a good job Cid, the benefits could include a raise and vacations.
Scuba shouldn't you be riding the slopes somewhere. lol Who's side are you on anyway brother. (snickering)

clay · 01-24-2012, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by JAGG

Oh no, vacation and a raise? Their ganging up on me and forming a union already, and she hasn't even started the dusting yet. Ok, well if you do a good job Cid, the benefits could include a raise and vacations.
Scuba shouldn't you be riding the slopes somewhere. lol Who's side are you on anyway brother. (snickering)

and don't forget the uni, bro...a cute lil french maid's uni...and all the pumpkin cheesecake she wants...I mean, AFTER ALL, she IS painting the house, for crying out loud...and 5 15 min. breaks a day, plus 3 hr lunch break..a femme HAS to be able to refresh and replenish herself ya know....
Leave scoobs alone, Myster Jaggy...hy is skiing.....and riding slopes, too...lol..HOW does one RIDE a slope....jus' sayin'....I know one rides a motorcycle...and a horse...but skiis...hmmm OH and I join that union with scoobs...lol....J....ya know I luvs ya bro...Clay

Scuba · 01-24-2012, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by claybaby

and don't forget the uni, bro...a cute lil french maid's uni...and all the pumpkin cheesecake she wants...I mean, AFTER ALL, she IS painting the house

Get out of my head Clay **laughing**

Scuba · 01-24-2012, 09:42 AM

Back to the thread...

I WILL NOT...continue to stereotype myself...the end!

clay · 01-24-2012, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by scubadyke

Get out of my head Clay **laughing**

aww scoobs, ya know ya wanna visual of that all day long....grin...SMH...

JAGG · 01-24-2012, 09:57 AM

Ok Cid there you have it. Clay and Scuba have finished the "collective" bargain for you . Gotta love unions huh ? Free vacations, raises as requested and help painting your house. All you have to do is wear this extra skimpy extra sexy , ah I mean this french maid outfit. I mean uniform. And all the cherry cheese cake your heart desires. (She told me she does not care for pumpkin).
So ..... are you in ? (Really adoreable hard to resist sheepish grin)

Scuba · 01-24-2012, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by JAGG

Oh no, vacation and a raise? Their ganging up on me and forming a union already, and she hasn't even started the dusting yet. Ok, well if you do a good job Cid, the benefits could include a raise and vacations.
Scuba shouldn't you be riding the slopes somewhere. lol Who's side are you on anyway brother. (snickering)

**laughing** I'm sure JAGG would like to see appropriate work attire along with the raise and vacation...whatever that may be

...just sayin...

Cid · 01-27-2012, 12:30 PM

I just saw these (thanks for the heads up Jagg) so I'm addressing them one at a time lol,

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Originally Posted by scubadyke

I'd ask for a raise too if I were you...just sayin **chuckling**

Love the idea of a raise Scubadyke! Thank you for that.

Oh no, vacation and a raise? Their ganging up on me and forming a union already, and she hasn't even started the dusting yet. Ok, well if you do a good job Cid, the benefits could include a raise and vacations.
Scuba shouldn't you be riding the slopes somewhere. lol Who's side are you on anyway brother. (snickering)

I don't come cheap, but I clean up nice

and don't forget the uni, bro...a cute lil french maid's uni...and all the pumpkin cheesecake she wants...I mean, AFTER ALL, she IS painting the house, for crying out loud...and 5 15 min. breaks a day, plus 3 hr lunch break..a femme HAS to be able to refresh and replenish herself ya know...Clay

I'll wear the french maid's uniform, but you need to make it worth my while..lmao (I AM a princess you know)

Get out of my head Clay **laughing**

So I'm guessing Clay isn't the only one dressing me in this outfit eh Myster Scoobs? lol

That was fun guys. Thanks for the giggles.

I will not let a headache ruin my day or my mood...I promise.

genghisfawn · 01-27-2012, 01:45 PM

I will NOT put off dusting any longer.

I will NOT call that HR manager to see if I got the job.

I will NOT forget to get my skates sharpened.

I will NOT wash my hair because it is beautiful and perfect and smells good.

I will NOT mess up my clean tablecloth.

smouldering · 01-27-2012, 05:04 PM

I will NOT give in to my dogs puppy dog stares and give them another treat!

spritzerJ · 01-27-2012, 05:18 PM

I will not develop an eye twitch just because DD won't stop moving and I am irritable.

01-24-2012, 09:42 AM	#7
Scuba Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Flying Solo Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: PNW Posts: 2,258 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,749 Thanked 8,047 Times in 1,618 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Back to the thread... I WILL NOT...continue to stereotype myself...the end! __________________ https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-X...etuwo1_500.jpg ~~Bob Richardson~~

01-24-2012, 09:57 AM	#9
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,531 Times in 4,137 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Ok Cid there you have it. Clay and Scuba have finished the "collective" bargain for you . Gotta love unions huh ? Free vacations, raises as requested and help painting your house. All you have to do is wear this extra skimpy extra sexy , ah I mean this french maid outfit. I mean uniform. And all the cherry cheese cake your heart desires. (She told me she does not care for pumpkin). So ..... are you in ? (Really adoreable hard to resist sheepish grin) __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

01-27-2012, 05:04 PM	#13
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01-27-2012, 01:45 PM	#12
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01-27-2012, 05:18 PM	#14
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