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Old 01-17-2012, 08:33 AM   #341
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1. I will not tolerate being mind-fucked

2. I will not tolerate being last on your priority list

3. I will not grovel and kiss your butch ass when u r in the wrong and r being a
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...not even if they are oven roasted then slowly simmered in a balsamic/olive oil/bacon reduction?
I repeat, I will NOT eat them!
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I will not..... Become a cranky ass bastard because I'm working my ass off the next 10 days!

I will not..... Become a cranky ass bastard because I will also not be able to train for my fight for the next 10 days!
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Old 01-21-2012, 02:17 AM   #347
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!. I will not play games ( unless in the bedroom)

2. I will not live with the double standard: "Do as I say, not as I do"

3. I will not lose myself to a butch so completely that I forget who I AM,

4. I will not ALWAYS make my own needs secondary
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1. I will not be a glutton for punishment ( unless its in the bedroom)

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So now I'm painting your house AND doing housework? Oh man, I'm thinkin' I'll need a vacation soon..lol
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So now I'm painting your house AND doing housework? Oh man, I'm thinkin' I'll need a vacation soon..lol
I'd ask for a raise too if I were you...just sayin **chuckling**
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I'd ask for a raise too if I were you...just sayin **chuckling**
Oh no, vacation and a raise? Their ganging up on me and forming a union already, and she hasn't even started the dusting yet. Ok, well if you do a good job Cid, the benefits could include a raise and vacations.
Scuba shouldn't you be riding the slopes somewhere. lol Who's side are you on anyway brother. (snickering)
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Oh no, vacation and a raise? Their ganging up on me and forming a union already, and she hasn't even started the dusting yet. Ok, well if you do a good job Cid, the benefits could include a raise and vacations.
Scuba shouldn't you be riding the slopes somewhere. lol Who's side are you on anyway brother. (snickering)

and don't forget the uni, bro...a cute lil french maid's uni...and all the pumpkin cheesecake she wants...I mean, AFTER ALL, she IS painting the house, for crying out loud...and 5 15 min. breaks a day, plus 3 hr lunch break..a femme HAS to be able to refresh and replenish herself ya know....
Leave scoobs alone, Myster Jaggy...hy is skiing.....and riding slopes, too...lol..HOW does one RIDE a slope....jus' sayin'....I know one rides a motorcycle...and a horse...but skiis...hmmm OH and I join that union with scoobs...lol....J....ya know I luvs ya bro...Clay
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Oh no, vacation and a raise? Their ganging up on me and forming a union already, and she hasn't even started the dusting yet. Ok, well if you do a good job Cid, the benefits could include a raise and vacations.
Scuba shouldn't you be riding the slopes somewhere. lol Who's side are you on anyway brother. (snickering)
**laughing** I'm sure JAGG would like to see appropriate work attire along with the raise and vacation...whatever that may be

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and don't forget the uni, bro...a cute lil french maid's uni...and all the pumpkin cheesecake she wants...I mean, AFTER ALL, she IS painting the house
Get out of my head Clay **laughing**
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I WILL NOT...continue to stereotype myself...the end!
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Get out of my head Clay **laughing**
aww scoobs, ya know ya wanna visual of that all day long....grin...SMH...
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