Bromosexuals and The People Who Love Them

[Queerasfck]

Originally Posted by Mister Bent

Good morning my brothren and broheiminas.

Like my brohana Ezee, I'm turning into one of those old dudes who wakes at some ridiculous hour each morning. Yep, I've been up for hours. I feel like I should have already finished a project, built some shelves or something.

Ya think you're funny whippersnapper?! Why just this morning I'll have you know I already cleaned the garage, put a coat of paint in the den, did 2.5 miles on the gazelle glider and enjoyed carnal pleasure with my girl friend! What have you done my boy?! I'm seasoned to perfection!