Bromosexuals and The People Who Love Them - Page 3

Kim · 11-12-2009, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

Kim! Isn't this swell!?

In lieu of Bob, we could insert Yucko in our bromage à trois, n'est-ce pas?

I assume he is hot on your tail, er, trail.

Yes please do, I second the nomination! And no switcheroonis once Bob is located.

bonne-maman · 11-12-2009, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Kim

Yes please do, I second the nomination! And no switcheroonis once Bob is located.

or throw em all on the floor for a bromage a quatro

Kim · 11-12-2009, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by bonne-maman

or throw em all on the floor for a bromage a quatro

Oooh yeah, now we're talking! Do we have a cinco?

Mister Bent · 11-12-2009, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by bonne-maman

or throw em all on the floor for a bromage a quatro

isn't that a kind of cheese?

bonne-maman · 11-12-2009, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Kim

Oooh yeah, now we're talking! Do we have a cinco?

Let's scout around. I truly wish this was reality. I would love to watch these bromos get it on!

Bros! Put your bromo-moves where your mouths are, or your mouths where your bromo moves are, or both, or something.

bonne-maman · 11-12-2009, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

isn't that a kind of cheese?

JINX AGAIN!

Slugging you in the same spot with my wee (boney knuckled) fists.

Mister Bent · 11-12-2009, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by bonne-maman

Let's scout around. I truly wish this was reality. I would love to watch these bromos get it on!

Bros! Put your bromo-moves where your mouths are, or your mouths where your bromo moves are, or both, or something.

Hey, we don't put our bromoves on just anyone, you take us for some kind of bro-whores?

And ow! That's going to leave a mark!

Kim · 11-12-2009, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bonne-maman

Let's scout around. I truly wish this was reality. I would love to watch these bromos get it on!

Bros! Put your bromo-moves where your mouths are, or your mouths where your bromo moves are, or both, or something.

Yes! And a little less conversation, a little more action please...

evolveme · 11-12-2009, 06:33 PM

BroHos.

<lip curl>

bonne-maman · 11-12-2009, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

Hey, we don't put our bromoves on just anyone, you take us for some kind of bro-whores?

And ow! That's going to leave a mark!

Brohos, yes. Get started. please.

I know it will leave a mark. But, nice upper arm muscles there broho, put them to some bromo-porn use.

Mister Bent · 11-12-2009, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by evolveme

BroHos.

<lip curl>

Look, you stole my dollar, we're even.

evolveme · 11-12-2009, 07:24 PM

Finders

Keepers

Mister Bent · 11-12-2009, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by evolveme

BroHos.

<lip curl>

Fine, broho.

FYI, I peed on it.

evolveme · 11-12-2009, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

Fine, broho.

FYI, I peed on it.

Well, then.

Thank Heavens I laundered it.

apretty · 11-13-2009, 02:51 PM

i just ate the last of the brobro ganoush. (the only way someone should be forced to eat an egg plant).

Mister Bent · 11-13-2009, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by apretty

i just ate the last of the brobro ganoush. (the only way someone should be forced to eat an egg plant).

Delicious. I'm also fond of tabrohouli.

Mister Bent · 11-14-2009, 10:08 AM

Good morning my brothren and broheiminas.

Like my brohana Ezee, I'm turning into one of those old dudes who wakes at some ridiculous hour each morning. Yep, I've been up for hours. I feel like I should have already finished a project, built some shelves or something.

Queerasfck · 11-14-2009, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

Good morning my brothren and broheiminas.

Like my brohana Ezee, I'm turning into one of those old dudes who wakes at some ridiculous hour each morning. Yep, I've been up for hours. I feel like I should have already finished a project, built some shelves or something.

Ya think you're funny whippersnapper?! Why just this morning I'll have you know I already cleaned the garage, put a coat of paint in the den, did 2.5 miles on the gazelle glider and enjoyed carnal pleasure with my girl friend! What have you done my boy?! I'm seasoned to perfection!

Mister Bent · 11-14-2009, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by EzeeTiger

Ya think you're funny whippersnapper?! Why just this morning I'll have you know I already cleaned the garage, put a coat of paint in the den, did 2.5 miles on the gazelle glider and enjoyed carnal pleasure with my girl friend! What have you done my boy?! I'm seasoned to perfection!

You inspire me, Sir.

To that end, I've already completed my Jack Lalanne workout for the day!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEdClu1KeC8"]YouTube- Jack Lalanne - Face Workout 2 of 30[/ame]

Queerasfck · 11-14-2009, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

You inspire me, Sir.

To that end, I've already completed my Jack Lalanne workout for the day!

YouTube- Jack Lalanne - Face Workout 2 of 30

Awesome! I don't know how you come up with the things you do--he's my idol. I hold him in high esteem, almost as high as you. I'm going to make pancakes now.

11-12-2009, 06:33 PM	#49
evolveme Member How Do You Identify?: honeysuckle venom Preferred Pronoun?: a pistol and a sugar cane Relationship Status: I promise to aid and abet Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in between poems where ceilings are floors and joe ghost floats achromatic toward day Posts: 514 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 229 Thanked 735 Times in 228 Posts Rep Power: 288949	BroHos. <lip curl> __________________ Class, race, sexuality, gender and all other categories by which we categorize and dismiss each other need to be excavated from the inside. - Dorothy Allison

11-12-2009, 07:24 PM	#52
evolveme Member How Do You Identify?: honeysuckle venom Preferred Pronoun?: a pistol and a sugar cane Relationship Status: I promise to aid and abet Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in between poems where ceilings are floors and joe ghost floats achromatic toward day Posts: 514 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 229 Thanked 735 Times in 228 Posts Rep Power: 288949	Finders Keepers __________________ Class, race, sexuality, gender and all other categories by which we categorize and dismiss each other need to be excavated from the inside. - Dorothy Allison

11-13-2009, 02:51 PM	#55
apretty Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: sea shell Relationship Status: married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: san diego Posts: 1,687 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,927 Thanked 4,373 Times in 1,012 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	mmm so meaty! i just ate the last of the brobro ganoush. (the only way someone should be forced to eat an egg plant).

11-14-2009, 10:08 AM	#57
Mister Bent Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: . Posts: 2,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,151 Thanked 5,826 Times in 1,721 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Did anyone else feel that shift in the force yesterday? Good morning my brothren and broheiminas. Like my brohana Ezee, I'm turning into one of those old dudes who wakes at some ridiculous hour each morning. Yep, I've been up for hours. I feel like I should have already finished a project, built some shelves or something. __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken