What every Femme should know...

betenoire · 02-22-2012, 10:26 AM

What every Femme should know:

Measure twice cut once. This goes for countertops, neat fabric for throw pillows, and the jeans you need to hem.

How to parallel park. Because driving in circles for 30 minutes looking for a spot you can just pull in to is boring and bad for the environment.

How to brew tea the correct way. Just because it irritates me when you do it wrong.

How to hang up blinds, wall art, and the telephone.

When to call it quits and when to keep on trucking.

How to sneak microwave popcorn and bottled water into a movie matinee because that shit should NEVER cost $30.

And finally that you are worth so much more than some dime-store creepy staring insomniac stalker who won't call you on your shit.

02-22-2012, 10:26 AM	#10
betenoire Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Satan in a Sunday Hat Preferred Pronoun?: Maow Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: The Chemical Valley Posts: 4,086 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,312 Thanked 8,739 Times in 2,566 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	What every Femme should know: Measure twice cut once. This goes for countertops, neat fabric for throw pillows, and the jeans you need to hem. How to parallel park. Because driving in circles for 30 minutes looking for a spot you can just pull in to is boring and bad for the environment. How to brew tea the correct way. Just because it irritates me when you do it wrong. How to hang up blinds, wall art, and the telephone. When to call it quits and when to keep on trucking. How to sneak microwave popcorn and bottled water into a movie matinee because that shit should NEVER cost $30. And finally that you are worth so much more than some dime-store creepy staring insomniac stalker who won't call you on your shit. __________________ bête noire \bet-NWAHR\, noun: One that is particularly disliked or that is to be avoided.