Shit Heard Around this House!!

always2late · 03-09-2012, 06:31 PM

"Oh wow, I can smell your pickle!"

princessbelle · 03-20-2012, 09:44 AM

Bully: Ohhhhhhh how bout makin some of those good ole biscuits and gravy you make.

Belle: I don't have any biscuits

Bully: Well, make them, like you did last time.

Belle: Honey, those were from a can. Did you really think that i made those huge fluffy biscuits by scratch?

Bully: Ummm yes i did. I do believe you were being duplicitous.

Belle:

SelfMadeMan · 03-20-2012, 09:59 AM

A conversation between me, Sarah, our 15yo daughter, who knows I am trans, and her friend Alex, who does NOT know I am trans... in the kitchen with me while I was cooking dinner last year...

Sarah: Hey, Chuck Norris is transgender...

Me: Sarah - Chuck Norris is so NOT transgender!

Sarah: Um, yeah, I'm pretty sure he is, I saw it on TV

(random arguing between Sarah and I about this...)

Me: Sarah, I don't know what you *think* you saw or heard, but Chuck Norris is most certainly not transgender.

Alex: Yeah, he's right Sarah.... and besides, you can tell when someone is transgender.

Sarah and I were both like

aishah · 03-22-2012, 09:36 PM

me: i just reserve the right to disagree with you about how hot you are.
my partner: you definitely feel like you have the right to express your opinion. (he then referenced a mutual friend of ours - they both have a habit of making jokingly misogynist comments like "look at the little woman thinking she has the right to express her opinion.")
me: femmes do have the inalienable right to express our opinions or else you have the inalienable right to an ass-kicking. just saying.

Ms. Tabitha · 04-03-2012, 10:46 PM

Heard on Skype

... "I'm looking for evil chicken and cockatrice eggs"

I can't even think of a response for this statement

Kenna · 06-07-2012, 09:22 PM

email received: I was told about it by a femme in here...

email response: You mean they bottle up femme's and place them in here like a Ginni in a bottle? Can I rub one and get three wishes

Miss Scarlett · 06-09-2012, 05:59 PM

"I can't text you and hold my weiner..."

03-09-2012, 06:31 PM	#1
always2late Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: m'lady Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NJ Posts: 2,000 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,834 Thanked 6,231 Times in 1,462 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	"Oh wow, I can smell your pickle!" __________________ Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field. I'll meet you there ~ Rumi

03-20-2012, 09:44 AM	#2
princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,496 Times in 5,198 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Bully: Ohhhhhhh how bout makin some of those good ole biscuits and gravy you make. Belle: I don't have any biscuits Bully: Well, make them, like you did last time. Belle: Honey, those were from a can. Did you really think that i made those huge fluffy biscuits by scratch? Bully: Ummm yes i did. I do believe you were being duplicitous. Belle: __________________ ~ I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou

03-20-2012, 09:59 AM	#3
SelfMadeMan Member How Do You Identify?: Transsexual Man Preferred Pronoun?: Male Relationship Status: Married to The Woman of My Dreams <3 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Minnesota Posts: 802 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 796 Thanked 2,668 Times in 527 Posts Rep Power: 18972345	A conversation between me, Sarah, our 15yo daughter, who knows I am trans, and her friend Alex, who does NOT know I am trans... in the kitchen with me while I was cooking dinner last year... Sarah: Hey, Chuck Norris is transgender... Me: Sarah - Chuck Norris is so NOT transgender! Sarah: Um, yeah, I'm pretty sure he is, I saw it on TV (random arguing between Sarah and I about this...) Me: Sarah, I don't know what you think you saw or heard, but Chuck Norris is most certainly not transgender. Alex: Yeah, he's right Sarah.... and besides, you can tell when someone is transgender. Sarah and I were both like

03-22-2012, 09:36 PM	#4
aishah Member How Do You Identify?: queer stone femme shark baby girl Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, little one Relationship Status: dating myself. Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: dallas, tx Posts: 1,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,823 Thanked 6,442 Times in 1,288 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	me: i just reserve the right to disagree with you about how hot you are. my partner: you definitely feel like you have the right to express your opinion. (he then referenced a mutual friend of ours - they both have a habit of making jokingly misogynist comments like "look at the little woman thinking she has the right to express her opinion.") me: femmes do have the inalienable right to express our opinions or else you have the inalienable right to an ass-kicking. just saying.

04-03-2012, 10:46 PM	#5
Ms. Tabitha Member How Do You Identify?: Hey Lady Preferred Pronoun?: Female Relationship Status: Married ~ 4-1-13 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Central Texas Posts: 1,440 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 980 Thanked 3,581 Times in 1,040 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Heard on Skype ... "I'm looking for evil chicken and cockatrice eggs" I can't even think of a response for this statement

06-07-2012, 09:22 PM	#6
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,194 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	email received: I was told about it by a femme in here... email response: *You mean they bottle up femme's and place them in here* like a Ginni in a bottle? Can I rub one and get three wishes**

06-09-2012, 05:59 PM	#7
Miss Scarlett Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: . Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: . Posts: 5,530 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,478 Thanked 12,947 Times in 3,419 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	"I can't text you and hold my weiner..."