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Old 06-26-2012, 04:21 PM   #121
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LOL! Ok...well, I met someone and we felt a connection (no one on the Planet)...and decided to see if it was worth developing into anything serious. I took off a week of work to spend with them (they lived a few states away). So...for all the chemistry we had outside of the bedroom...our chemistry IN the bedroom was awful!! It was, quite honestly, the worst sex I've ever had...usually, I can find SOME redeeming quality...or lead the person with some gentle direction...but this person was SO convinced of their own abilities...that they did not listen to my, at first subtle, and then NOT so subtle hints. I've never been with anyone who was so clueless about female anatomy (and this is doubly perplexing because she was female identified!). I felt like saying "HEY...just follow my lead ok??? See what I'm doing here? How 'bout you give that a try!" That week seemed to last at least four. I swear...you couldn't pay me to relive it. We parted as friends...and although she is a nice person, obviously the "relationship" wasn't going to go anywhere.
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What skill in bed (meaning, sex) are you most often complimented on?

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how long was the length of time u made love w/ ur lover in and out of bed ?
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After you answer, you can just relax

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Just peeking in...you all are having way too much fun. I'm enjoying it as a bystander only.
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um, well... BJ's.


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you mean I don't have to think of any dares for JAGG? Because I have some good ones, and I could TOTALLY verify that they did or did not happen.
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JAGG, would you like a dare from thedivahrrrself?

And, JAGG, June's tapping her nails waiting for her dare.

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And, JAGG, June's tapping her nails waiting for her dare.
Not from mzmagoohrself. She'd have me wearing a pair of those shoes she loves walking down I-44 . Camcording me. She is evil. just saying.
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Ok June here is your dare. Lets see I haven't seen my pal Scoobs around for a bit. So lets rattle his cages tonight. Ok June you have to go to scoobs visitor page and post as if you are repling to something he posted in a thread . But actually you are going to be holding a conversation with yourself. For example your first post can say something like this, " Oh you are totally right about that!!! I did it once. But I only use strawberries." Then wait about 10 min. and post again. as if he had replied to your first post. Say something like , " ah hahahahah No way!!! If i did we both would get arrested". then wait and do one more about 10 min later again. just say something unrelated to anything else. hahah This will be even funnier since you're a Mod. He will be thinking holy shit WTF?
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And don't forget to let us know when you've completed your dare, so that we can all go gawk and snicker.

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This thread sounds like fun...here goes...I'm in! Truth.

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Greco, do you have a five year plan? If you do please share two items on it. If you do not have a five year plan please explain why you feel you don't need one.
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Good question LeftWriteFemme...one - relocating...two - finalizing my foundation (bringing one thing I do finally out in the open), in this new phase of my life.

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I failed miserably on LWF's dare. womp womp. Therefore, I must answer a truth. eeeek!!!
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cara, here's a truth question for you.

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