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11-03-2012, 02:17 AM
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yesterday at work, I took refuge in my friend's office, where I am advised one of the saddest things I've ever heard:
me (tears): okay .. so I am having a slight emotional thing. I'm going to sit here with my back to the window, you just ignore the tears and look like you're talking to me. (waterworks wide open) him: uh.. fidget fidget *talking nonsense just to look like he's talking to me* (he was quite the trooper for about 10 minutes) me (finally): okay (voice still a lil catchy) I think the involuntary tears are done (we laugh a lil bit at my comment) he wants to know what the he££ is up, so I tell him.. blaa, blaa, blaa..at the end I say; me: lord. it's been a good minute since I've shed tears like this.. him: (he looks really hard at me for a second): Kimmy, it's b/c you still have 'hope'.. that little bit of hope that someone's not going to let you down.. you're just not jaded enough. me: stupid hope. *deep, teary sigh*
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11-04-2012, 07:59 PM
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me: " gonna grab a little cereal"
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11-04-2012, 08:21 PM
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11-10-2012, 02:15 PM
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Hym: If we're consolidating our households in the new year, I'm afraid I'll need TV.
Me: I have a TV. Hym: No, baby... a cable subscription. Me: I have never paid for cable in my life. Hym: You get it for free? *smiles* Me: No, dumbass, you know I don't do TV. Hym: Well, I'll pay for it. What am I going to do when you're out with your friends? Sit around and read or knit or something? Me: *dumbfounded* That's... what I do... generally... so... Hym: ... Me: ... Hym: *winning smile* TV? |
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11-10-2012, 05:30 PM
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While getting ready to go swimming.....
*spaying myself* J: what's that? Bug spray? Me: yes come here.. *spray spray spray* J: wtf it tastes awful - what is that shit really? *looks at bottle* J: Jesus God honey its sunscreen! SPF 70? Why don't you just wear a coat! Me: the pool people frown on me wearing a coat - I tried. J: Of course you did....
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11-12-2012, 08:34 AM
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Belle and Bella busting into the bedroom and jumping on the bed where Bully is sleeping.
Belle: GOOD MORNING BABY. We tried really hard not to wake you up this morning. We waited and waited and couldn't stand it anymore cause we missed you so much!!! Bully: (grumbling) Belle: It's a beautiful day!!!! We've been playing with toys and been outside a few times!!! Coffee's on!!! Bully: (grumbling a little more, but laughing) Belle *looking at the sunlight coming through the window and shining in Bully's eyes. How can you stand that sunlight coming through the window in your face every morning? Bully: Ummm, well, that's the least of my worries.
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11-15-2012, 09:22 PM
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Ruff yelling at this crazy woman who keeps running up and down the stairs, "Go Away" and her response was, "I heard that"... I sat on the couch laughing since Ruff kept yelling at this woman and our dog started barking at her... She was getting told off by a six pound Chihuahua...I gotta love this apartment complex with all of the diverse people who live here.
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11-12-2012, 08:39 AM
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Mia and I reading about Cinderella.
Me: "And the stepsisters were so mean to Cinderella and tore up her pretty dress" Mia: ::::some baby talk first then ::: "be nice and share" Me: "Thats right honey! |
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11-13-2012, 08:52 AM
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Just minutes after waking up, Bully and Belle in the kitchen talking.
Bully: Oh i think i want cinnamon toast. Belle: I think we are out of cinnamon, but we have thyme. Bully: Thyme doesn't go with toast. Belle: Oh sure it does. Don't you remember the song "Thyme in a bottle"? Bread wrote that. Bully: Honey your mouth is still asleep, you need coffee. Besides it was Jim Croce.
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