What Cracked You Up Today?

[Rook]

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(A narcoleptic musté sued)


On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(Makes a Shoplifter very Motivated , right?)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(Must we ask...?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(It's only a suggestion, after all.).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(Fuck !!!! Oops)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(Ow...Fuggin' ThunuvaBith!!!)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(They need to youtube their test dummies)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(Because we see plenty of 5 year olds handling Tractors and School bus, Amish kids don't count !!!)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(Are you fucking kidding me? You mean.....this really works on Insomnia???)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(Umm, What...?)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(-=speechless=-)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: Fly JetBlu next time.)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Somebody must've been very...Very depressed...)

Now that you've smiled at least once,Goodnight.