What Cracked You Up Today?

01-17-2013, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by cinnamongrrl563

My client was watching a show called Mongrels...very adult humor...but very amusing!

Mongrels is an awesome BBC tv programme. I love it! I think some of the songs are on Youtoob.

Highly recommended.

bkisbutchenuff · 01-17-2013, 06:36 AM

.......sleepy talk......

cinnamongrrl · 01-17-2013, 08:10 AM

I had just gotten out of the shower and was getting ready for bed...I decided to let the dogs out one last time...they just go out in the yard and come right back....

So....me still in my towel, I opened the door and looked out the storm door (we HAVE had coyotes in the area before, so I check first) and saw a long dark shadow against the car right by the stairs...I screamed, reached for the light (NOT the door to slam it shut as I should have...) turned on the light and then promptly dropped my towel.

The shadow was MY shadow.. and that got me into hysterics about being scared of my own shadow...not to mention the show I MAY have given our (Thankfully only) neighbor....

Teddybear · 01-17-2013, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by cinnamongrrl563

I had just gotten out of the shower and was getting ready for bed...I decided to let the dogs out one last time...they just go out in the yard and come right back....

So....me still in my towel, I opened the door and looked out the storm door (we HAVE had coyotes in the area before, so I check first) and saw a long dark shadow against the car right by the stairs...I screamed, reached for the light (NOT the door to slam it shut as I should have...) turned on the light and then promptly dropped my towel.

The shadow was MY shadow.. and that got me into hysterics about being scared of my own shadow...not to mention the show I MAY have given our (Thankfully only) neighbor....

what amazed me was when u finally were able to come upstairs to bed u were laughing at the fact that u thouhgt u would scare the shadw away by dropping ur towel. Im not sure who in their right mind would run from such a beautiful,sexy hot body as urs

so can i be a shadow later today when we get home I promise I WILL b runing just not the other way >

Jesse · 01-17-2013, 09:17 PM

RockOn · 01-17-2013, 09:34 PM

Tonight on the phone my lovely dear friend, LeftWriteFemme, told me a hilarious story about her week ... and it just kept getting better and better ... I was laughing so hard!

Laughter is good for the soul.

Thank you, Sherrie!

jac · 01-18-2013, 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesse

Holy flippin hilarious! Reminds me of my girls at that age. My older of the two would have done just that and ironically enough, the younger was also named Lauren!

4am laughter is great in a quiet apt building...

jac · 01-19-2013, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by stone4play

Holy flippin hilarious! Reminds me of my girls at that age. My older of the two would have done just that and ironically enough, the younger was also named Lauren!

4am laughter is great in a quiet apt building...

OMG I showed this video to my daughter and explained what I wrote up there ^^^^... She laughed so damn hard it made me crack up all over again!! She said, "That would have been Helen and I for sure!"

She's super evil in a 5ft package of a woman

DamonK · 01-18-2013, 04:28 AM

It made me laugh in an ironic way....

A year ago, I would have pitched a fit at even the thought of this....

Instead, today, what do I do? I willingly picked up the phone and called 3 different ENTs. In 3 different states.

Didn't even bat an eye. If you know me, you know why this is huge.

WingsOnFire · 01-18-2013, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DamonK

It made me laugh in an ironic way....

A year ago, I would have pitched a fit at even the thought of this....

Instead, today, what do I do? I willingly picked up the phone and called 3 different ENTs. In 3 different states.

Didn't even bat an eye. If you know me, you know why this is huge.

and I know just what any accomplishment this is for you! I am so very proud of you.

Scuba · 01-19-2013, 10:31 AM

jac · 01-19-2013, 11:25 AM

Having Chinese food and a table over...

Kid: What's that?
Mom: Duck sauce.
Kid: I'm not eating it. There's just no telling where they got that sauce.
Mom: It's just called that. It's not really from ducks.

LOL it was definitely laughable!

cinnamongrrl · 01-19-2013, 06:06 PM

I went to pick up Teddy and my meds at the pharmacy.I wasn't ENTIRELY sure what I was picking up,..and the pharmacist puts one modest little bag up on the counter.and I'm thinking, oh that's not so bad..then he swings up this massive plastic bag full of other bags....and in a flash I saw our future...meds meds and more meds

Fortunately, most of them are temporary...I have to take certain things before and after the surgery..and Teddy's were just on back order...

Ok I do subscribe to dark humor at times...but I found it amusing none the less...

Teddybear · 01-19-2013, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by cinnamongrrl563

I went to pick up Teddy and my meds at the pharmacy.I wasn't ENTIRELY sure what I was picking up,..and the pharmacist puts one modest little bag up on the counter.and I'm thinking, oh that's not so bad..then he swings up this massive plastic bag full of other bags....and in a flash I saw our future...meds meds and more meds

Fortunately, most of them are temporary...I have to take certain things before and after the surgery..and Teddy's were just on back order...

Ok I do subscribe to dark humor at times...but I found it amusing none the less...

Baby

I was suppose to get 2 bottles 1 vial and some needles to adminster the stuff in the vial

WTH did u get

01-17-2013, 06:36 AM	#2
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01-17-2013, 08:10 AM	#3
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01-17-2013, 09:17 PM	#5
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01-18-2013, 04:28 AM	#9
DamonK Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: May 2010 Location: . Posts: 2,199 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,527 Thanked 7,762 Times in 1,881 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	It made me laugh in an ironic way.... A year ago, I would have pitched a fit at even the thought of this.... Instead, today, what do I do? I willingly picked up the phone and called 3 different ENTs. In 3 different states. Didn't even bat an eye. If you know me, you know why this is huge.

01-19-2013, 11:25 AM	#12
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01-19-2013, 06:06 PM	#13
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,665 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,246 Thanked 27,604 Times in 6,959 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	I went to pick up Teddy and my meds at the pharmacy.I wasn't ENTIRELY sure what I was picking up,..and the pharmacist puts one modest little bag up on the counter.and I'm thinking, oh that's not so bad..then he swings up this massive plastic bag full of other bags....and in a flash I saw our future...meds meds and more meds Fortunately, most of them are temporary...I have to take certain things before and after the surgery..and Teddy's were just on back order... Ok I do subscribe to dark humor at times...but I found it amusing none the less...