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02-24-2013, 12:26 AM
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my sweetie to the youngest childs gf...
is that a vagina on your shirt?? GF... no its a ded deer i got the at dollar general for 8 bucks for our 23 month anniversary my sweetie.... hey we should go to cheesecake factory or pf changs really?? and these are the days of our lives lol love my girls!!!!!
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02-24-2013, 02:39 AM
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I tried to tickle my 14 years old son's knee, and he said to me, "Mom, I am impervious to that." I was like who the hell, wait! When the hell did you learn that word: impervious?!
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  now how can you ignore a dancing pink elephant? and how i so wish it would rain here.
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02-25-2013, 07:03 PM
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..."this ain't no sparkly Twilight shit up in here"...
Context is everything, but y'all will never know. 
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04-29-2013, 02:33 PM
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geez o pete
The crack of dawn this morning im not even fully awake yet
My wife : Daddy , friday we are taking chandras boys bowling and to the arcade and to the pizza place bc its their six year old birthday . Then on sat we are driving to king of prussia mall and you are taking me shopping all day bc Ive been so good , Then we are coming home sat night and doing indian food with jen and Jonathan. Then sunday , we are going to go hiking with paul and Raquel all day, Then when we come home , Raquel and I are fixing you and paul a nice dinner , Then to a movie sunday night with them , and monday we are going to the gym after work and working out Then to the park and walk , Then tuesday we will have to think of something to get into with tara and Lauren , Then Wednesday we are going to meet Laura and her partner to dinner somewhere , Then the next weekened we will go to jersey and see mom and nicole . Me: dang baby, you didnt even pause after you said all that. My wife : did you hear everything i said though all our plans ? Me : um yes babe , so i should go to the bank shortly to take out alot of money bc i heard the words mall and shopping My wife : ummmm yes Daddy exactly
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04-29-2013, 02:48 PM
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My aunt talking about a dress for church
Aunt: "Slit or no slit?" Me: "I don't like the slit." Aunt: "  " Me: "Uh.. shit. I'm about to go to church. SHUSH!" Aunt: " No slit huh?  " Me: "Lord forgive me for I am sin...  "
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