Misheard Lyrics

CA_BabyCakes · 03-12-2013, 11:43 AM

Michael Jackson: Don't stop till you get enough

Correct Lyrics: Keep on with the force dont stop, Dont stop will you get enough.

What i heard: Dont stop till you get it up :/

Glenn · 03-12-2013, 01:50 PM

Sonny and Cher- "I Got You Babe"

Correct Lyrics: I guess thats so, we don't have a pot,
but at least I'm sure of all the things we got..

What I hear: I guess thats so, we don't have a cock,
but at least I'm sure of all the things we got..Babe

Sweet Bliss · 03-12-2013, 07:42 PM

this cracked me up

http://youtu.be/hOgALTFzFbQ

Here's another one......

http://youtu.be/pzd6CgrNcU0

Bèsame* · 03-12-2013, 07:47 PM

Party like a rock star

I thought for the longest time,
Horny like a rock star.

I was shocked that, that song passed and was playing at work!
Lol
Lol

Sweet Bliss · 03-12-2013, 09:02 PM

One more for my fans....

http://youtu.be/bLpROhIg9eA

JoSchmooze · 03-13-2013, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss

this cracked me up

http://youtu.be/hOgALTFzFbQ

Here's another one......

http://youtu.be/pzd6CgrNcU0

Ya know....you jest ain't right!!

JoSchmooze · 03-13-2013, 07:20 PM

In one of her songs, Melissa Etheridge sings,
"To hell with the consequence..."

I heard and sang loudly until corrected,
"To hell with the concert tix..."

Sweet Bliss · 03-13-2013, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoSchmooze

Ya know....you jest ain't right!!

Ain't it GRAND!!!???

Thank you, thank you very much.....

I am an acquired taste after all.... I'm not an 'off the rack' kinda gal..

Boots13 · 03-13-2013, 07:36 PM

Kenny Rodgers

"you picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel"

and

3 Dog Night

"Jerimiah was a bullfrog"

little_ms_sunshyne · 03-13-2013, 08:09 PM

Rihanna "Whats My Name"

Actual Lyric: Hey boy, I really wanna see if you can go downtown with a girl like me

What I thought: Hey boy, I really wanna see if you can go downtown ON a girl like me

AND

Alanis Morisette "You outta know"

Actual Lyric: Of the cross I bear that you gave to me

What I thought: Of the CROSSEYED bear that you gave to me

lol Don't as me why!

Gráinne · 07-14-2013, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boots13

Kenny Rodgers

"you picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel"

and

3 Dog Night

"Jerimiah was a bullfrog"

"Jeremiah was a bullfrog" IS the right lyric...isn't it?

As for me, it's Warren Zevon's "Werewolves of London"

From childhood, my best friend and I both heard, "...and his hair was purple".

We were in our 20's and riding in a car with friend's husband when that song came on. We sang the "purple" line and the husband laughed himself silly. The correct lyric? "...and his hair was perfect".

I don't care. I still hear "purple".

ArkansasPiscesGrrl · 03-13-2013, 09:36 PM

Journey....Open Arms...

Lyric "So I come to you with open arms"'

My youngest son, when he was about age 6, used to sing at the top of his lungs :" so I come to you, with broken arms"

I still can't hear Journey sing that without smiling, and picturing that little 6 yr old.....

girl_dee · 03-18-2013, 09:03 AM

Blinded by the Light?

Wrapped up like a douche.. instead of deuce...

Who didn't think that is what it is????

PS love that silly song.

Gaige · 03-18-2013, 09:34 AM

Lyrics:
Baby girl I've been watchin you
I can wipe away that frown

What I heard:
Pretty girl I’ve been watching you
I can microwave that frown

Boots13 · 03-18-2013, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girl_dee

Blinded by the Light?

Wrapped up like a douche.. instead of deuce...

Its not that?

I've been wailing wrapped up like a douche OUT LOUD for the last 30 years???

....I'm going to go crawl in a hole now.

chai~ · 03-18-2013, 10:26 PM

FAKE Lyrics: Slow motion Walter....fire in the sky...

Real Lyrics: Smoke on the water....fire in the sky!

Electrocell · 07-14-2013, 06:36 AM

Here you go Bliss.

Sweet Bliss · 07-14-2013, 06:40 AM

Lmao, thank you, thank you, thank you, I so needed a laugh this morning .....xoxo

Gemme · 07-14-2013, 07:58 PM

I love Kelly Clarkson's "People Like Us" but there's one line that I heard right originally and then when I was listening to a remix, it sounded different and now I hear it that way all the time.

This verse is correct:

They can't do nothing to you, they can't do nothing to me
This is the life that we choose, this is the life that we bleed
So throw your fists in the air, come out, come out if you dare
Tonight we're gonna change forever

What I hear:

So throw your fish in the air...

03-12-2013, 07:42 PM	#3
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03-12-2013, 07:47 PM	#4
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03-13-2013, 07:20 PM	#7
JoSchmooze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: He, hym, mister or "sir", like I get called by strangers! Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Right here, surrounded by technology Posts: 1,830 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 19,267 Thanked 10,989 Times in 1,627 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	In one of her songs, Melissa Etheridge sings, "To hell with the consequence..." I heard and sang loudly until corrected, "To hell with the concert tix..." __________________ *Live your life in such a way that* *when your feet hit the floor* *in the morning,* *Satan shudders and* *says, "Oh God, he's up!"*

03-13-2013, 07:36 PM	#9
Boots13 Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: No Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: PNW Posts: 823 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,387 Thanked 2,314 Times in 428 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	I cant believe I'm admitting this... Kenny Rodgers "you picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel" and 3 Dog Night "Jerimiah was a bullfrog"

03-18-2013, 09:34 AM	#14
Gaige Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: above my boots Posts: 2,097 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,649 Thanked 3,755 Times in 1,171 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Enjoy Yourself - The Jacksons Lyrics: Baby girl I've been watchin you I can wipe away that frown What I heard: Pretty girl I’ve been watching you I can microwave that frown

03-12-2013, 11:43 AM	#1
CA_BabyCakes Member How Do You Identify?: All Femme Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: \ Posts: 364 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 231 Thanked 1,174 Times in 282 Posts Rep Power: 7129097	Michael Jackson: Don't stop till you get enough Correct Lyrics: Keep on with the force dont stop, Dont stop will you get enough. What i heard: Dont stop till you get it up :/

03-12-2013, 01:50 PM	#2
Glenn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Dear ol butch bones. Preferred Pronoun?: Old G Relationship Status: Too old to play. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: :rolleyes: Posts: 1,547 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,601 Thanked 3,729 Times in 1,095 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Sonny and Cher- "I Got You Babe" Correct Lyrics: I guess thats so, we don't have a pot, but at least I'm sure of all the things we got.. What I hear: I guess thats so, we don't have a cock, but at least I'm sure of all the things we got..Babe

03-12-2013, 09:02 PM	#5
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03-13-2013, 08:09 PM	#10
little_ms_sunshyne Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: . Posts: 3,312 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,339 Thanked 12,241 Times in 2,541 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Rihanna "Whats My Name" Actual Lyric: Hey boy, I really wanna see if you can go downtown with a girl like me What I thought: Hey boy, I really wanna see if you can go downtown ON a girl like me AND Alanis Morisette "You outta know" Actual Lyric: Of the cross I bear that you gave to me What I thought: Of the CROSSEYED bear that you gave to me lol Don't as me why!

03-13-2013, 09:36 PM	#12
ArkansasPiscesGrrl Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she, her Relationship Status: feeling pretty darned blissful right now! Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: central AR Posts: 856 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,594 Thanked 3,079 Times in 741 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Journey....Open Arms... Lyric "So I come to you with open arms"' My youngest son, when he was about age 6, used to sing at the top of his lungs :" so I come to you, with broken arms" I still can't hear Journey sing that without smiling, and picturing that little 6 yr old.....

03-18-2013, 09:03 AM	#13
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03-18-2013, 10:26 PM	#16
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07-14-2013, 06:36 AM	#17
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07-14-2013, 06:40 AM	#18
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07-14-2013, 07:58 PM	#19
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,972 Times in 25,664 Posts Rep Power: 21474888	I love Kelly Clarkson's "People Like Us" but there's one line that I heard right originally and then when I was listening to a remix, it sounded different and now I hear it that way all the time. This verse is correct: They can't do nothing to you, they can't do nothing to me This is the life that we choose, this is the life that we bleed So throw your fists in the air, come out, come out if you dare Tonight we're gonna change forever What I hear: So throw your fish in the air... __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.