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05-24-2013, 04:30 PM
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Me: "Wow, I have Sunday off. I'm not going to know how to act."
Her: "What's so different.... you don't know how to act anyway!"
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06-21-2013, 04:49 PM
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"If it's wet and not yours.......DON'T TOUCH IT!"
(referring to the slimy stuff on the beach)
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07-04-2013, 06:05 PM
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me, washcloth in hand, pointing at mess with other hand...cross look on face ...
flabbergasted friend : I can't help it when it splatters!!!
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08-04-2013, 01:16 PM
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Gaige (talking about yard work):
"Okay, I'm going back out to play in the dirt baby" Hollylane (not thinking about yard work): "Well, aren't you a dirty butch!" Gaige (about my slowly dwindling pile of clothes in the laundry basket): "Okay baby, go take care of your mound" Hollylane (not talking about laundry): "I think you should be the one taking care of my "mound" handsome..." Equals: :smirking femme: :smiling butch: |
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10-03-2013, 11:22 AM
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My Alpha Femme Pit Bull Lawyer House-mate: Sooo... Glenn, what do you think of the government shutdown?
Me: Well... My Alpha Femme Pit Bull Lawyer House-mate-What is UP WITH THIS FUCKING SHUTDOWN? Can anyone say injunction? Do I have to go into Federal Court and write the fucking injunctive relief myself? Congress does not have a line item veto, there is no legal vehicle for rewriting a law that has been vetted (I think that's what she said),passed and signed, and anyone who thinks the admin should "bargain" with the tea party is sorely misinformed about how legislation works, and F**k to the Y...I... I am a Republican, and I am disgusted! *she leaves house* Me: 
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10-08-2013, 09:53 PM
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Friend: do I gotta feed it?
Me: :-) couldn't respond other than to giggle
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10-28-2013, 07:23 PM
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! 
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My roommate and I took a truckload of garbage to the dump today. She crawls up in the back of the truck and hands stuff down to me to throw out. She can't see the step on the back of my truck as she gets down out of the back of the truck.
Sooo as she steps over the tailgate I try to guide her foot to the step, only she wanted the bumper not the step, I didn't know tbat. Her....make sure I get my foot on the step Me....ok, pulling her pants leg over and down toward the step Her....loudly.....damnit you are stretching me to far Me....laughing....huh Her...laughing....stop you are stretching me to far Us.....much laughter Me....thinking out loud....I don't think anybody ever told me that before
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10-28-2013, 09:18 PM
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.gif "Say What?") you're gonna post about that! Him: YEP! ******************************************** Ohhhh I guess this is pay back for me posting about you chasing Nemo??   OMG!! **song stuck in my head...ankle bone is connected to your leg bone....leg bone is connected to your ass bone...** I told you we need to start a journal about the funny thangs that happen around here!! You stretched my ankle so far, I thought my ass bone was gonna dislocate! When people read that you pulled my pants leg over and down, they're gonna think you were yanking my pants off! KNUCKLEHEAD!! Can you imagine, if you had done that, what the "LUMP on a log" dump employee would have done? Think he would have finally walked out of his tiny little shed? (disclaimer: no discrimination to people who work as sanitation employees.... however, this one guy was truly a lump on a log, non-helpful and gives good workers a bad name) .... Blade: Not only does this little boy remind me of you with your dark hair, his expression is perfect for my stretched ass bone!  SHIT HEARD ROUND THIS HOUSE.... While posting the above, I was at the desk and Blade walked up behind me...and very calmly, very matter-of-factly said "I like it hard like this." Me: spun around ...noticed mug in his hand full of ice cream ....   Him: (to the dog) Willy why'd you let me do that? Me: OH MY GOD!! (laughing too hard to breathe) I'm trying not to pee!
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10-28-2013, 10:36 PM
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☆ the stars are aligned ☆
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We were discussing how my cousins younger than me have already had babies, and how my sister and I apparently missed the memo. Wife says this shows fertility in my family, when I texted my sister, she says it is sluttiness in our family.
Her: Well, WE didn't have sex before marriage at all.. *big grin* Me: Oh shut up. Her: You know, if we were a straight couple, your dad would have had his rifle out. Me: In this hypothetical straight couple, who is the guy in the relationship? I mean, I don't want to just ASSUME it's you.. Her: Okay.... Well then YOU would have the rifle, to hit me over the head with, and drag me back to your cave.Me: Whatttt? What do you mean cave?! Her: You would drag me back to the cave so you could ravish me.. Me: Her: Me: Oh.. my.. god *laughing* That is so going in the threads! |
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10-31-2013, 07:29 AM
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Roomie enters room .... "hey, you left me with no toilet paper "
Me: OMG I'M so sorry! I meant to get a package, got distracted again! Roomie : "No, problem I used your towel " She didn't really .... but we got a good laugh out of it. Thank goddess for Kleenex.
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12-03-2013, 12:51 PM
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Me to my babe as I open the package of cordial cherries: Can I open your cherries.
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02-18-2015, 08:17 PM
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"Oh snaps!", "Seriously?", "That's ridonkulous!" are heard very, very often in this household.
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02-18-2015, 11:28 PM
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"I loved it when you punched me in the head. That was AWESOME!"
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03-27-2015, 09:36 PM
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☆ the stars are aligned ☆
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"Oooh... You turned my butt on!"
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01-15-2014, 09:00 PM
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shit heard on the phone...
What they said: Ouch! Hold on a minute. .......I didn't think I could hurt myself in bed but I just did. Now I have a hole in my fuzzy PJs.
What I said: That's what you get for being distracted.
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01-16-2014, 03:43 PM
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01-19-2014, 11:12 AM
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I won't say who the other party was but I will say this is only a two person household.
Me, seeing two bottles for a liquid medication on the counter: "Why are there two Xs out?" Other person: "One bottle is empty." Me: "Why didn't you throw the empty one away?" Other person: "I didn't know how empty it was." Me: 
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02-08-2014, 01:01 PM
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early this morning ...
Blade: (on phone with his mom) ok mom...let us know if you need anything.talk to you later....
Me: Are you gonna take a shower with me? Blade: cracking up laughing ..."I hope mom hung up the phone and didn't hear that!" Me: I was talking to Skippy, not you but that is funny!!
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02-19-2014, 12:56 AM
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I can't say pick the peanut butter our your ears because this happened via text
Me: ......nibble your shoulders.....
Them: you'd be surprised how fast (*edited to protect my innocence*) land on the floor as your nipples are on my shoulder..... Me: ummmmm honey...I didn't say nipples! 
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02-19-2014, 06:01 AM
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my sister...at 5:30am...(while I'm sound asleep in "the front room" of open floor plan)
(HUGE crash in kitchen...sis yells AHH SHIT!! SHIT SHIT!!!)
me: What's wrong?!?! Can I help?!?! (Knowing she's trying to leave for 1.5 hour commute) Her: no...dammit...SHIT a little time passes, she steps to front door and announces "You ever have that moment when you're trying to shake a shaker jar but the lid isn't screwed on?? When she said that, I totally expected to see strawberry protein shake all over her military uniform!! Now I'm wondering if I shouldn't go to kitchen to make sure she got it all, instead of leaving it for mom to clean (like she does everything else) ...if she did...I'm gonna quietly sneak over to sleep on her neighbor's couch before all hell breaks lose.
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