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11-18-2009, 06:54 PM
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1. I am only willing to tolerate bed hoggery so much. Then you gotta get your own sleeping arrangements.
2. Must be willing and happy to sleep in a cool environment. Not up for negotiation. 3. NOT a smacker. 4. Chatty behavior is generally frowned upon. Get to the point. Please and thank you. 5. Pick up your  s.6. Liberal politics a must. 7. You can be my Daddy but don't call me corny names. 8. It's alright to ask for what you need. In fact, it's mandatory. Not a mind reader, e
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11-18-2009, 07:12 PM
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My list of demands:
You must be a furnace in the winter and sleep on the other side of the bed in summer. You must indulge my whims, no matter the origin. You must tolerate a maximum of 2 minutes of whining before you gently remind me that I am, indeed, whining. You must mind your manners, in all forms. You must obey the laws of physics. You must practice good hygiene regularly. You must have a smartass sense of humor, otherwise I will eat you alive. You must forgive me my sins, especially since you will be partaking in most of them. You must not control me or try to fit me in a preconceived mold or some image of girlfriend past. I am me. Love me or leave me. You must know yourself and speak your mind when necessary. You must love the arts. Music, movies, dance, theatre, art, museums....I love them all. Oh, and the circus. You must love the circus. You must be kind, because I am not. You must be gentle, for I've forgotten how. You must be patient, as I've never been. You must be calm, since I cannot be. You must be the up to my down and in to my out. |
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11-18-2009, 07:33 PM
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Gemme,
Why is it necessary that they obey the laws of physics? I mean, gravity I understand, but if inertia could somehow be avoided in an auto accident, I really think you should reconsider. With you on the smartassitude. Don't want to have eat nobody alive. e
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11-18-2009, 07:46 PM
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 If he could bend the laws of physics, how would I keep up with him? I stand by my previous statement, but allow for selfish reasoning. Edit to previous list: You must own lots of  so that you can tape yourself into your seat in case of an auto accident.
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11-18-2009, 07:52 PM
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I think I shall put a request into The Cosmic Waitress, however, that *I* be permitted to bend the laws of physics some time or another. may do more harm than good,e
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