Things you should never say on a date.

macele · 09-23-2013, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Tick

Had he won he might have gone there, who knows, but since I could hold my breath longer than he could, it lost the power to impress in any capacity. But I never noticed that my ability to hold my breath for long periods of time actually played that important a role in my cunnilingus prowess. I hope I’m doing it right.

i'm gonna go with its just an ole lesbian saying lol. but now being able to extend can make a better love lover. i hyper extended once, though. but i was a freshman and out of my mind.

Chancie · 09-23-2013, 03:35 PM

"If I wore a short dress, a wig, and some Lee Press Ons, I bet I'd get more sympathy after my last breakup."

imperfect_cupcake · 09-23-2013, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by macele

i'm gonna go with its just an ole lesbian saying lol. but now being able to extend can make a better love lover. i hyper extended once, though. but i was a freshman and out of my mind.

huh. interesting. we did a contest in school with holding breaths, a class of 50, last term. I won. by a chunk of time. And I know I've got skillz. so maybe they *are* related??

I certainly know I've had to hold my breath at points in time for it...

Chancie: wow. what bell-end. that's spectacular....

"I think I hooked up with your friend"
um. that would probably be me too... but I think I'd keep that to myself to a few more dates in....

Cin · 09-23-2013, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by honeybarbara

huh. interesting. we did a contest in school with holding breaths, a class of 50, last term. I won. by a chunk of time. And I know I've got skillz. so maybe they *are* related??

I certainly know I've had to hold my breath at points in time for it...

That makes sense and I don't think I processed what an inability to hold one's breath for an adequate amount of time might mean. Probably because I never notice any strain holding my breath for extended points in time. I never have any difficulty getting all the air I need. There's always a whole lot of action and breathing just happens naturally for me in between moves (and I like to think some of them are signature.) But it does stand to reason that being able to hold one's breath for a long period of time can only be a good thing.

More than enough from me on this subject I think.

And I don't know when it's going to finally become clear to me that I need to leave the humor to the professionals.
I'm just not very funny.

(But at least there's no barking involved this time.)

DapperButch · 09-23-2013, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Tick

That makes sense and I don't think I processed what an inability to hold one's breath for an adequate amount of time might mean. Probably because I never notice any strain holding my breath for extended points in time. I never have any difficulty getting all the air I need. There's always a whole lot of action and breathing just happens naturally for me in between moves (and I like to think some of them are signature.) But it does stand to reason that being able to hold one's breath for a long period of time can only be a good thing.

More than enough from me on this subject I think.

And I don't know when it's going to finally become clear to me that I need to leave the humor to the professionals.
I'm just not very funny.

(But at least there's no barking involved this time.)

You did NOT just say that! ha!!

*Anya* · 09-23-2013, 06:24 PM

I have a million of them...

The woman who told me she was mainly attracted to Latin women,

as I sat there, being a Caucasian woman and all.

Cin · 09-23-2013, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DapperButch

You did NOT just say that! ha!!

Of course I didn't say that.

DapperButch · 09-23-2013, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Tick

Of course I didn't say that.

Oh, good, because that would be really embarrassing if you did. The professionals would for sure need to come in then.

Cin · 09-23-2013, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DapperButch

Oh, good, because that would be really embarrassing if you did. The professionals would for sure need to come in then.

LOL. I think the professionals need to come in regardless. Please don't try this at home.

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