Accidents, Mishaps and Injuries During Sex!

Rockinonahigh · 04-06-2014, 02:45 AM

Once a long time ago(and has happened sense) while having a long, slow, easy sex I had a leg cramp from hell.I had to stop , there wasn't anything else to do.I tried to role off the bed easy instead I fell off. Knocking the wine stand over ending up laying in ice and spilled wine.I really wanted to impress this lady bad,we had a good laugh after it was all over..humor is wonderful.

mythy · 04-06-2014, 05:46 AM

We was getting all cosy an I was whispering sweet nothings in her lughole and then...she went an got a puncture, ah well.

an me bloody 12 month warranty ad just run out...bugger

04-06-2014, 05:46 AM	#2
mythy Junior Member How Do You Identify?: silly buggar Relationship Status: single Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: cheshire Posts: 80 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 55 Thanked 180 Times in 67 Posts Rep Power: 1503252	Me Date We was getting all cosy an I was whispering sweet nothings in her lughole and then...she went an got a puncture, ah well. an me bloody 12 month warranty ad just run out...bugger Last edited by mythy; 04-06-2014 at 05:49 AM. Reason: joke

04-06-2014, 02:45 AM	#1
Rockinonahigh Senior Member How Do You Identify?: stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: makes no diffrence,I know who I am. Relationship Status: single,maybe looking if the right person comes along. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 4,907 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,682 Thanked 14,933 Times in 3,938 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Once a long time ago(and has happened sense) while having a long, slow, easy sex I had a leg cramp from hell.I had to stop , there wasn't anything else to do.I tried to role off the bed easy instead I fell off. Knocking the wine stand over ending up laying in ice and spilled wine.I really wanted to impress this lady bad,we had a good laugh after it was all over..humor is wonderful.