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04-06-2014, 10:17 AM
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ohhh that reminds me.....
steer clear of those built in soap and toothbrush holders......they arent comfy in your back....and fixing them isnt as easy as youd think....just sayin. and here I thought I had no offerings.... 
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04-10-2014, 05:25 PM
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So, a nice romantic weekend and we didn't have a care in the world. The little woman noticed we were getting looks here and there, and commented about it to me. I shrugged it off. She then said...I wonder if they can hear what is going on in the room.
My response...only one way to find out. I'll go outside the door and you make some noise and then we'll know. I proceeded to go outside of the room looking out over the banister. I noticed the seating and the area where they serve breakfast...then it happened. My eyes widened as I listened...clear as day I could hear every word and ever noise. I headed back into the room and said... you're right honey we're getting looks because we seem to be the morning entertainment during breakfast. 
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06-07-2014, 07:23 PM
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just an fyi.....theres a show on TLC called Sex sent me to the ER.....
we are not alone......and we arent even the worst examples....lol
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08-24-2014, 05:21 PM
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ummmm...we broke the iron bed with a metal frame...dont ask...
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not sure if we r going to be able to fix it. IT will have to be welded back together 
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11-10-2014, 06:23 AM
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saw it...bumped it...you know you love it!
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10-17-2015, 06:39 PM
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bumping because its been too long.......
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01-10-2016, 05:00 PM
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Bumpity bump bump. BUMP.
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this story and remain respectable.
During vigorous play time mind your location on the bed. It breaks the rythm when you pile drive your lover off the bed on to the floor. Haha. |
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I recently somehow managed to slap myself in the eye/cheek with a toy during sexy time. I'm talking about full on smack with quite a bit of force behind it. I won't go into detail about how this happened, but my girlfriend was looking directly at me so there was no playing it off. We had to take about a 10 minute interlude while we were rolling around laughing hysterically and waiting for my eye to quit watering before we could get back to the regularly scheduled program.
There's a reason why she lovingly calls me her "little dork". 
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My ex and I broke my bed. It was a wooden platform bed. The slats cracked and we ended up on the floor.
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