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I love that he kept raising the lift to taunt the officer. LOL
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It's been a rough week for the Steves of the world.
One of my favorite Steves of all time. |
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It's not a new video, but it makes me LOL every time.
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If you liked that one, try Denver's best/worst antics.
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After getting my nest made to watch the Cowboys, I threw the foot of the recliner up, Skip crawled up on my lap, I covered us up and then said DAMN Skip where's Daddy's glasses. I was ticked off I had everthing like I wanted it and didn't have my glasses.
No problem I can make the words on the screen bigger. I turned on my tablet, chuckles...get ready for this, raised the tablet up to read and saw my glasses sitting on top of my head in my reflection in the tablet. SMH and LMAO
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She called to check my pulse, she always says that.
Mom: Did you have lab today? Me: no Mom that's tomorrow. Mom: I got my oil changed today, I know, I'm such a baller. Lmao she's 81 |
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This:
![]() The new must-have accessory for your pet's butthole. http://www.dailydot.com/lol/rear-gear-dog-butt-covers/ |
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The play-by-play text messages
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Kindergarten boy just grabs the prettiest girl in class & kisses her right on the lips. Even funnier was me trying to keep a straight face and be the adult! I just said, "Look, I know she's pretty but you can't do that at school!" Lol
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me, but I've sworn myself to secrecy not to talk about it to anyone but myself.
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Asking a question and it being playfully avoided...
In the end, it all got turned around and I ended up answering the question before the person that was originally asked...LOL really need to stop giving into the pout
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My cousin's girlfriend sending me a request on Facebook to like her sex shop business in Europe. Lol Um, no, I don't think so. Can't wait to tell my mom!
(Not that I'm opposed to them, just not gonna advertise it!)
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![]() You'd have to know to understand... But still. Heheh!
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Really?....you're soooooo above it.
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