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03-04-2015, 03:14 AM
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Whilst assembling a lego set...
"I had a man between my legs, where'd he go?!" Cue snicker, giggle, pause, giggle giggle, pause, giggle.. 
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03-04-2015, 10:18 AM
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03-04-2015, 11:50 AM
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A guy on the checkout at the discount supermarket.
I'd bought a large jar of Colman's English Mustard, w/collectors label, and decided to get the other items I wanted at the other supermarket across the road. Going through the checkout the dude asked in the most deadpan manner "...and is this the extent of your weekly shop this week Sir?" Not exactly funny but cracked me up
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03-04-2015, 06:35 PM
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Oh it was Mom again
Mom I sent your Dad to Hardee's and told him to get us 2 #8's and a small drink. When he came back and handed her the bag, she said this isn't a Hardee's bag. He said, It ain't? She said no it isn't, it says Taco Bell.
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04-05-2015, 11:37 AM
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Twas the other day...and I had to laugh on the inside..
My brother took in a stray cat. He told me he felt bad because the cat's eye was watering...and he was worried it would freeze in the cold... I guffawed on the INSIDE...my poor brother. I did hit him pretty hard in the head with a snowball...a time or two...
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04-05-2015, 12:18 PM
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Cracked up
My kitty loves to "help" me change the bed sheets. She is a real comedian and I ended up laughing at her for all the silliness,
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04-06-2015, 08:03 PM
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My manager....
I had a meeting at work today. I walked in and immediately asked where her dog was...I loveee him! I said very loudly "where's my love muffin??!!" (He usually comes to that...lol) and my scheduling manager walked in from the other room and said "I'm right here..." all sultry n shit lol I heart my job...
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04-10-2015, 05:26 PM
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I unpacked my French press and was reading the warnings..
One said "children and hot liquids should be kept apart". I just thought the wording was odd...lol
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04-18-2015, 08:28 AM
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Omg I think about that alllll the time. I also think in future there will be warnings on bathroom cleaners for people who clean their showers while they're showering. Yeah. That will totally be all.me lol
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04-17-2015, 07:14 PM
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A local news channel...
They did the weather...its all pretty hokey...bad graphics etc. For tonorrow it says "pretty nice" then 2 days of "heavy rain" then after the rain it will e "finally nice". It struck me funny...and I was happy for the giggle..
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04-18-2015, 08:51 PM
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Stupid smart phone. While texting with Mom, I was responding using the voice thing because I was eating. I was telling her what I had picked up at the yard sale. I said "yes an umbrella...but nothing came up on my screen. So again I said a big umbrella, umbrella. I looked at the screen and it said umbrella bella big ass. I was like what the heck? I laughed til I hurt.
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04-27-2015, 09:34 PM
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OK, this actually happened yesterday.
I'm trying to use up all the odds and ends in the pantry before I move. I had this bag of rice. You know the boil in the bag kind. It was the last bag, so I do remember cutting the directions off the box and taping it to the bag. Boil 1 1/2 cups of boiling water, add rice, turn down heat, cover, for 10 min. Ok, so I go back to check rice, poke at it with a fork. Hmmm, the rice in the bag, is acting like uncooked rice. Hard, making that rice rubbing sound. So I go pull the cut out directions from the trash. It says, add rice. Umm, apparently it's not a boil in the bag kind!
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05-03-2015, 12:29 AM
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I was gone from the house almost all day Saturday ...but once I had to return to pick something up then head to the Salon...when I drove up the long drive lane, past the large chicken hutch that's surrounded by a 40'x10' x6'high chain link fence, I found 2 VERY FAT squirrels in there stealing from the chickens!!
When I got out of the vehicle and fussed, they went crazy trying to find their way out, running up the fence and hitting their heads on the plastic "cherry tree netting" that covers the roof, and eventually pushed their way thru holes in the netting. These are the same fat squirrels that I had caught stealing from a little hen that I have in a small fence to recover from a leg injury. Another thing that cracks me up is all the chickens were oblivious to the squirrels... but they will try to flog the tiny wild sparrows that like to share their corn.
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05-04-2015, 05:26 PM
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My Momma cracked me up. The other day she mentioned that she wanted to start exercising more, but didn't want to go walking by herself or with my dad because she couldn't keep up with him (he walks super fast). This weekend I bought an exercise video for her and took it over after work today. I stuck around and did the video with her, and y'all, she was working it! She was shaking that booty something fierce...lol. We had fun, and I am going to start going over there to do the video with her as often as I can.
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05-11-2015, 02:16 PM
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I was looking through Netflix for stuff to watch and it suggested Portlandia...
Omg...how have I never seen this show before?? It's friggin hilarious!
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05-11-2015, 04:08 PM
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My dog made me laugh when jumped in the air cŕuse she just had a bath
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05-11-2015, 04:35 PM
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One of the baby eagles we have been watching for the last 3 months, flew off yesterday - out of necessity rather than choice. He had fallen off a branch on Saturday and spent 24 hungry and frustrating hours on a branch below the nest. Reports from the ground are saying he is doing well, working on his flying skills, and meeting the neighboring blue jays and hawks that have a hazing thing going on. Tho he is flying well, his landings leave a lot to be desired:  If he makes it back to the nest, he will be pleased to know his still nesting sibling is leaving half eaten rodents for him to munch on. |
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06-07-2015, 09:37 PM
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I went to go see "A Midsummer's Night Dream".
The production was interactive with the audience and very fun. VERY traditional. So very Asheville I may have hurt something from laughing so much!
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That was supposed to be NON traditional. Some of the actors wore sequins and cutoffs... No more posting when I'm tired! I also forgot the 's Night's dream...too late to edit. My inner school marm is going cray cray...meh
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