Do you have a crush on anyone here at The Planet?

[Ciaran]

*sigh* love is a beautiful thing....such a wonderful serendipitous moment for the two of u ;)

Why, thank you Little Ms Sunshine. I would likely agree with you if I actually knew what serendipitous meant ;)

If I see any words over six letters in length, I start to get dizzy :|

[TimilDeeps]

Ohhhh, Ciaran!!!! I have waited patiently...for soooo long....welcome home baby!....:rrose:

No. Totally unacceptable.

[TheMerryFairy]

I do and I just realized how many little habits and pet peeves I shared with them last night LOL *blushes* I wouldn't have said those things on a date, I assure you.

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Why, thank you Little Ms Sunshine. I would likely agree with you if I actually knew what serendipitous meant ;)

If I see any words over six letters in length, I start to get dizzy :|

Serindipitous-
lucky in making unexpected and fortunate discovery


A play on you leaving it up to destiny ;)

This may sound lame but serendipity is my favorite word! Yes I have a favorite word. What can you expect from a teacher?

[Ciaran]

Serindipitous-
lucky in making unexpected and fortunate discovery


A play on you leaving it up to destiny ;)

This may sound lame but serendipity is my favorite word! Yes I have a favorite word. What can you expect from a teacher?

My favourite words are "sub-optimal", "contagion", "quantitative", "derivatives" and "hedging". It's what I get for being a banker ..... my after dinner topics of conversation are riveting :blues:

[little_ms_sunshyne]

My favourite words are "sub-optimal", "contagion", "quantitative", "derivatives" and "hedging". It's what I get for being a banker ..... my after dinner topics of conversation are riveting :blues:

*sigh* And now I have no idea what any of those words mean! Well some of them.

[clay]

Ohh Ciaran, my beautiful darling:
I , too, have waited, ever so patiently in the wings, whilst you have flaunted, bribed, and made lascivious advances to others. I have watched you fawn over their cooking and sexual prowesses, BUT always knew true bromance would prevail. You have no idea just how ultimately I am flattered. All you have to do is wear those Cavalli jeans and some sexy, high heeled shoes and just be your glamous self..and I melt.
BTW I loved that ode....bats baby blues with naturally long, dark lashes at you...Oh Ciaran, you make my heart sing..and other places as well..it is definitely hot in here...:)


I wrote you something as well...

Ciaran, oh rambling, ubiquitous Ciaran...
spreading your wares so thin....
always bringing those others within
while I am without....

but alas my man, I win...
so no longer shall you spread yourself so thin...
because mad cooking skills, ironing skills, nor their sexy ways
could take my oh so handsome Ciaran awayyyyyyyyyyyyy...:rrose:

I love you madly, dahlin'. always yours...Clay, Ohhh Clay


Clay

We've interacted online for almost two years and every day over that time, I dreamed of this day.

In fact, over that period, spent all my free time working on a poem dedicated to you and to our love. This is how it goes:


Oh Clay, Oh Clay, Oh Clay
Your love has really made my day
Oh Clay, Oh Clay, Oh Clay
Never leave me I pray
Oh Clay, Oh Clay, Oh Clay
All my dreams are here and my fears are away


See you've found yourself not only a pretty face but a literary genius too.

ps - we need to talk as I have matching his & hers dressing gowns but not sure who should have which.


ETA: I know what every one of these words mean....:)
My favourite words are "sub-optimal", "contagion", "quantitative", "derivatives" and "hedging". It's what I get for being a banker ..... my after dinner topics of conversation are riveting

[little_ms_sunshyne]

I may have a couple crush on you two!

Ohh Ciaran, my beautiful darling:
I , too, have waited, ever so patiently in the wings, whilst you have flaunted, bribed, and made lascivious advances to others. I have watched you fawn over their cooking and sexual prowesses, BUT always knew true bromance would prevail. You have no idea just how ultimately I am flattered. All you have to do is wear those Cavalli jeans and some sexy, high heeled shoes and just be your glamous self..and I melt.
BTW I loved that ode....bats baby blues with naturally long, dark lashes at you...Oh Ciaran, you make my heart sing..and other places as well..it is definitely hot in here...:)


I wrote you something as well...

Ciaran, oh rambling, ubiquitous Ciaran...
spreading your wares so thin....
always bringing those others within
while I am without....

but alas my man, I win...
so no longer shall you spread yourself so thin...
because mad cooking skills, ironing skills, nor their sexy ways
could take my oh so handosme Ciaran awayyyyyyyyyyyyy...:rrose:

I love you madly, dahlin'. always yours...Clay, Ohhh Clay





ETA: I know what every one of these words mean....:)
My favourite words are "sub-optimal", "contagion", "quantitative", "derivatives" and "hedging". It's what I get for being a banker ..... my after dinner topics of conversation are riveting

[clay]

I may have a couple crush on you two!

well color me flattered....as I have always crushed on you, sweetie!

[always2late]

Ohh Ciaran, my beautiful darling:
I , too, have waited, ever so patiently in the wings, whilst you have flaunted, bribed, and made lascivious advances to others. I have watched you fawn over their cooking and sexual prowesses, BUT always knew true bromance would prevail. You have no idea just how ultimately I am flattered. All you have to do is wear those Cavalli jeans and some sexy, high heeled shoes and just be your glamous self..and I melt.
BTW I loved that ode....bats baby blues with naturally long, dark lashes at you...Oh Ciaran, you make my heart sing..and other places as well..it is definitely hot in here...:)


I wrote you something as well...

Ciaran, oh rambling, ubiquitous Ciaran...
spreading your wares so thin....
always bringing those others within
while I am without....

but alas my man, I win...
so no longer shall you spread yourself so thin...
because mad cooking skills, ironing skills, nor their sexy ways
could take my oh so handsome Ciaran awayyyyyyyyyyyyy...:rrose:

I love you madly, dahlin'. always yours...Clay, Ohhh Clay





ETA: I know what every one of these words mean....:)
My favourite words are "sub-optimal", "contagion", "quantitative", "derivatives" and "hedging". It's what I get for being a banker ..... my after dinner topics of conversation are riveting

You will, of course, let us all know where the two of you have registered. Oh, I'm such a sucker for romance and a happy ending! ;)

[Sun]

I think that telling your crush that they are a crush is a good thing to do, even if it makes you feel like a nervous teenager (yup) and shocks the heck out of you. (Note the projection, yup that was me)

[TheMerryFairy]

Here's a question. Do any of you have songs you'd dedicate to your crushes? I have a few in mind so I will think about this.

[Ciaran]

Here's a question. Do any of you have songs you'd dedicate to your crushes? I have a few in mind so I will think about this.

Yes, for Clay, I would dedicate "Simply the best" ;)


Actually, joking aside, although I post on this thread often, I don't have any serious crushes just now i.e. anything more than a light crush. However, I had to buy a new iPod at the weekend and was downloading all my old tracks and came across my all-time crush song.


I first heard this song circa 20 years ago and at the time was crushing massively on a girl called Claire. It was a crush that lasted two to three years and the sense of loss of control (and loss of common sense judgement) was palpable. So, if I were to develop a crush, this would be the song I'd dedicate:

QUxAyEYEBkk

[Bèsame*]

I pretend to look around, but I was actually looking at you.

[dixie]

http://media-cache-ec2.pinterest.com/550x/1d/52/0f/1d520f80a0671c406abd9c6a69e202e2.jpg

[TheMerryFairy]

http://www.sanitaryum.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Awkward-Sitting-Next-to-Your-Crush.png

[TheMerryFairy]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-XmUbFb9Y2fM/TygJAY-BcBI/AAAAAAAAO1A/ok4nOtXHNj0/s1600/When%2BYour%2BCrush%2BWalks%2BBy%2B-%2BYour%2BFriends%2BFace%2BExpression.jpg

[GreeneyedMe]

I am seriously crushing four of you right now...oh my my....and my femme friend crushes are on the rise too...must be something in the air.... :chocolate:

[TheMerryFairy]

I am seriously crushing four of you right now...oh my my....and my femme friend crushes are on the rise too...must be something in the air.... :chocolate:

Or the chocolate? *S That's wonderful!

[TheMerryFairy]

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2008/12/24/128746149700838084.jpg

[TheMerryFairy]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb27v1Ea1B1qc75amo1_500.jpg

[grenade]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb27v1Ea1B1qc75amo1_500.jpg

One word= Chewy.

[stargazingboi]

One word= Chewy.

chewy? *blinks* I'm not sure I want to ask

[MarquisdeShey]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb27v1Ea1B1qc75amo1_500.jpg

Delicious.... (Or I may be imagining things)

[Sun]

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2008/12/24/128746149700838084.jpg

Ok this seriously made me lmao.

Or, I am just a sucker for gorgeous blue eyes.

Or both.

Love this cat.

[Sun]

Hey what happened to this thread??

Dont tell me that you folks would rather be off watching TV!

Where is our fearless crush leader Wolfy?

*sigh* Well I really have to get to sleep, but I cant, but I have to because I have a really early morning at work and I have to shop for a fabulous femme after work (my restaurant is in a freaking amazing center with insanely gorgeous stores) so, I have some fun to look forward to. That is if the preservative that I ate earlier that I am highly allergic to does not kill me by morning.

*smirk*

[DamonK]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb27v1Ea1B1qc75amo1_500.jpg
One word? Damn... Ummmmmmmm

Sexy

[always2late]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb27v1Ea1B1qc75amo1_500.jpg

~Imaginary~

[Sun]

One word? Damn... Ummmmmmmm

Sexy

I like how you express yourself...with the Damn...Ummmmmm in there

;)

Yup...I know that feeling

[Bèsame*]

Happy Hump Day Crushers...enjoy the crush thoughts that wander into your mind;)

[Katniss]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb27v1Ea1B1qc75amo1_500.jpg



Artistic

Katniss~~(yes, I am finally starting to cave in)

[Katniss]

Scoundrel

Katniss~~(if you are really crushing how can you limit yourself to one word?)

[TheMerryFairy]

I have been trying to come up with a single word for my crush or crushes and it has been very difficult.

"Refreshing", I think. Or maybe simply "beautiful"

[TheMerryFairy]

Ok this seriously made me lmao.

Or, I am just a sucker for gorgeous blue eyes.

Or both.

Love this cat.

*S I am happy that you got to laugh at the post, Sun. I too am a sucker for blue eyes and this cat picture was too priceless not to share LOL

[TheMerryFairy]

Happy Hump Day Crushers...enjoy the crush thoughts that wander into your mind;)

I am smiling and floating into my daydreams as I read this post. I think I am good for the day now.

Have a great day fellow crushers!

[Katniss]

[QUOTE=TheMerryFairy;762487]I have been trying to come up with a single word for my crush or crushes and it has been very difficult. [QUOTE]

Yes, a single word can be difficult so I will add

Clever

Katniss~~(goes for the smart type)

[TheMerryFairy]

[QUOTE=TheMerryFairy;762487]I have been trying to come up with a single word for my crush or crushes and it has been very difficult. [QUOTE]

Yes, a single word can be difficult so I will add

Clever

Katniss~~(goes for the smart type)


I will add resourceful

[GreeneyedMe]

One word to describe my crushes.....hmmmmmm....Handsome comes to mind....very difficult to pin it down with just one word though. Doesn't quite seem fair to them.. :D

[Katniss]

Objectifier

Katniss~~(in for a penny, in for a pound as it were)

[Katniss]

Trustworthy

Katniss~~(will stop now lest I make the object of my crush blush)

[Wrang1er]

My crush and I have our first date this weekend. I am very excited. I want it to be fun and special for her. I feel very fortunate that she crushes me too. This may very well be my last first date. I am hooked. :)

[Sun]

I have said it before and I will say it again, how could anyone not have a crush on someone on the Planet? There are so many lovely people here.

[Contessa]

JUICY

(of course this pertains to my imaginary crush)

[Katniss]

http://covermyfb.com/media/covers/13987-our-last-first-kiss.jpg

I agree with Wrang1er. Three cheers for "last first dates" and hope everyone finds their "last first kiss."

Katniss~~(wandering off to thread stalk my crush which goes to show crushing makes you do some strange things.....but if it all goes awry I plan to blame it on vast quantities of cold medicine)

[macele]

5 words. (because. just because i can. how about that!) . . .

firecracker firecracker! boom boom boom!


(wait. is that 5 words or 2 words? LOL)

[Lazy Daze]

I crush Him morning, noon, and night...and all the time in between :)

[TheMerryFairy]

Still, yes.

[Bèsame*]

dedicated


In so many ways

[clay]

so many beautiful souls here...so yes, I crush......always have..always will...innocuous, twinging crushes....:)

[TheMerryFairy]

My crushing is taking a slightly different turn while I float along but I am still smiling!

[Wrang1er]

http://covermyfb.com/media/covers/13987-our-last-first-kiss.jpg

I agree with Wrang1er. Three cheers for "last first dates" and hope everyone finds their "last first kiss."

Katniss~~(wandering off to thread stalk my crush which goes to show crushing makes you do some strange things.....but if it all goes awry I plan to blame it on vast quantities of cold medicine)


Someone agrees with me. ;)

[Wrang1er]

Today, I get to meet my crush. Can you say excited? Admittedly, I am also a little bit nervous. I already feel lucky to have started talking to her and to be able to get know her. She is a beautiful person inside and out. Regardless of the romantic connection I have already made an amazing friend. I adore her. Wish me luck!

[Cid]

I don't have a crush on anyone...sigh. I wish I did.

Good luck Wrangler!

[dixie]

Today, I get to meet my crush. Can you say excited? Admittedly, I am also a little bit nervous. I already feel lucky to have started talking to her and to be able to get know her. She is a beautiful person inside and out. Regardless of the romantic connection I have already made an amazing friend. I adore her. Wish me luck!

Good luck ;)

[agape]

Not yet ;-) but I've already noticed there are so many gorgeous, interesting, lovely people here...
Unfortunately I seem to live on the wrong continent :-( (damn you tectonic plates!)

[MarquisdeShey]

http://x88.xanga.com/adef676a62232268292528/z214005049.jpg

[Ciaran]

Unfortunately I seem to live on the wrong continent :-( (damn you tectonic plates!)


Ah ... that's entirely the wrong attitude :)

You live on the right continent. It's just that most people on this site live on the wrong continent ;)


ps - I see you are from Sweden. This thread occasionally goes into quasi-Swedish mode from time to time as a few Abba obsessives hang out around here :)

[agape]

Ah ... that's entirely the wrong attitude :)

You live on the right continent. It's just that most people on this site live on the wrong continent ;)


ps - I see you are from Sweden. This thread occasionally goes into quasi-Swedish mode from time to time as a few Abba obsessives hang out around here :)

hihi ;) of course! that's it! :)

Oh, I'd love to see that happen! Very curious! :D

[TheMerryFairy]

These crushes aren't going to go away, although I am perfectly happy to freely float along by myself and wait to see what's in store.

[macele]

really love your peaches want to shake your tree ;) lol.

[WolfyOne]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb27v1Ea1B1qc75amo1_500.jpg


Sorry I've been aloof...just haven't felt like posting or reading until right now.

So, with that said, my one word would be fantabulous (yes, my word, even if it is made up).

[TheMerryFairy]

really love your peaches want to shake your tree ;) lol.

I love that song and it's a wonderful description.

[Trev]

Have a great weekend Crushers...


http://24.media.tumblr.com/c062104c6a9193cb9f960c9398730d5e/tumblr_meqvh0hvst1rkbs02o1_500.jpg

[dixie]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6woa0R90E1rsk66so1_500.jpg


After a fabulous first date, I must say I am most definitely still crushing...on a whole new level! Oh, the magic! :D

[little_ms_sunshyne]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6woa0R90E1rsk66so1_500.jpg


After a fabulous first date, I must say I am most definitely still crushing...on a whole new level! Oh, the magic! :D

I am so happy for you! :) definitely a wonderful feeling! Enjoy it :)

[WolfyOne]

Good Monday Morning Crushers and Crushees

Welcome back to reality and the beginning of the work week for most of us.

Enjoy your Monday and keep those crushes coming :)

[Katniss]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ycql4Tt31r9nepgo1_500.jpg

[WolfyOne]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ycql4Tt31r9nepgo1_500.jpg


This is a perfect quote
I love it!!!

[Italianboi]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ycql4Tt31r9nepgo1_500.jpg

that its right!!!! just what i do every time!!!!

[Wrang1er]

***CRUSH UPDATE***

After our first date, my crush is still intact and growing. She enjoyed Mary Poppins and laughed at my jokes. She likes me because of my quirks not in spite of them. How can I not crush this woman. :)

[CA_BabyCakes]

Have a great weekend Crushers...


http://24.media.tumblr.com/c062104c6a9193cb9f960c9398730d5e/tumblr_meqvh0hvst1rkbs02o1_500.jpg

Perfect description :)

[agape]

well if I did have a crush I wouldn't dare to show it... I'm far too shy...
but it sure is nice to crush once in a while... :cupid:
looking forward to next time...
and hopefully my crush crushes back on me too (it's too boring otherwise)

[MysticOceansFL]

I'm to old for crushing for anyone but I like a few people here.

[TheMerryFairy]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ycql4Tt31r9nepgo1_500.jpg

There have not been many people that I would rather talk to nistead of getting a good night sleep. I will always keep these crushes in my heart lol

[little_ms_sunshyne]

I'm to old for crushing for anyone but I like a few people here.

Never too old for crushing!

[MarquisdeShey]

I have a femme crush on you... Little_Miss *S

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4610502301582701&pid=1.7&w=184&h=143&c=7&rs=1

[Bèsame*]

I don't need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness!

[Trev]

Good evening Crushes... Spring has sprung around the Planet it seems. You all are so too darn cute!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7fiawgszm1rzf09so1_500.jpg

[little_ms_sunshyne]

I have a femme crush on you... Little_Miss *S

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4610502301582701&pid=1.7&w=184&h=143&c=7&rs=1

I like this very much cause I think you are one hot mujer! *muchos besitos*

[GraffitiBoi]

I'm crushing my lover something fierce and it grows more each day! I may have to try and get her to join the Planet one of these days.

[Ciaran]

After a fabulous first date, I must say I am most definitely still crushing...on a whole new level! Oh, the magic! :D

I am so happy for you! :) definitely a wonderful feeling! Enjoy it :)

***CRUSH UPDATE***

After our first date, my crush is still intact and growing. She enjoyed Mary Poppins and laughed at my jokes. She likes me because of my quirks not in spite of them. How can I not crush this woman. :)




Okay, as the resident curmudgeon, I'm slightly concerned that there's been a bit too much good news and laughter on this thread recently. This makes me feel very uneasy.

Can we please have some posts about unrequited love or something along those more miserable lines to make me feel more at home?

;)

[dixie]

Okay, as the resident curmudgeon, I'm slightly concerned that there's been a bit too much good news and laughter on this thread recently. This makes me feel very uneasy.

Can we please have some posts about unrequited love or something along those more miserable lines to make me feel more at home?

;)

Is this a little better? lol

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/69225_493288457387099_1017174271_n.jpg

[Katniss]

Okay, as the resident curmudgeon, I'm slightly concerned that there's been a bit too much good news and laughter on this thread recently. This makes me feel very uneasy.

Can we please have some posts about unrequited love or something along those more miserable lines to make me feel more at home?

;)

http://images.firstcovers.com/covers/userquotes/d/don't_fall_in_love.-67481.jpg

Katniss~~(sitting here quietly with a first aide kit at the ready)

[Scuba]

I don't need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness!

This worked for me...just sayin :)

[MarquisdeShey]

Okay, as the resident curmudgeon, I'm slightly concerned that there's been a bit too much good news and laughter on this thread recently. This makes me feel very uneasy.

Can we please have some posts about unrequited love or something along those more miserable lines to make me feel more at home?

;)


Ciaran - Just for you...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90gy3pQFd1qbxnzho1_500.gif

[Bèsame*]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e26187a3608478e7e46cdc1ef0c0ba8/tumblr_mh084yN0pb1rmvkq1o1_500.jpg

[MarquisdeShey]

El mismo a ti *s eres una mujer linda y muy preciosa *besitos calientes*

I like this very much cause I think you are one hot mujer! *muchos besitos*

[Katniss]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/nowhere.png

Katniss~~(Given the choice I would want to ride the dinosaur!)

[Trev]

True about most Crushes?....

http://data.whicdn.com/images/54958052/crush-quotes-you-drive-me-crazy-its-really-quite-unfair_large.jpg

[MarquisdeShey]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/382337_10151313512687057_44356156_n.jpg

[Gráinne]

Okay, as the resident curmudgeon, I'm slightly concerned that there's been a bit too much good news and laughter on this thread recently. This makes me feel very uneasy.

Can we please have some posts about unrequited love or something along those more miserable lines to make me feel more at home?

;)

Move over for another curmudgeon. I can't even come from an approved hometown, and probably have 3,500 other faults. Bah, humbug.

;)

[Sun]

A crush is nice..but I want a date.

And..I know just the place.

[Bèsame*]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqo6z0lgSr1qfk6vyo1_500.jpg

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Can't sleep :(

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

Who me have a crush???

Now how could I not have at least one crush...of course though since we are speaking about me you know I must have more then one Crush and smile every day because of it...

Damn it is good to be me

[Wrang1er]

Do I wake my crush or let her sleep?

[Lazy Daze]

Do I wake my crush or let her sleep?

Wake Her! Lol


Although my crush is sweetly sleeping with the big snoring furbaby and I wouldn't wake Him unless I stayed at home with Him :)

[Katniss]

Do I wake my crush or let her sleep?

That would depend.

Are you waking her for something nice (breakfast in bed, winning lottery ticket or hot sex?) Then by all means, wake her.

Are you waking her for something like "I just want to say I love you and am thinking about you?" Then h#ll no, let her sleep as that cr@p can wait until she wakes up.


Katniss~~(very grumbly this morning)

[Wrang1er]

That would depend.

Are you waking her for something nice (breakfast in bed, winning lottery ticket or hot sex?) Then by all means, wake her.

Are you waking her for something like "I just want to say I love you and am thinking about you?" Then h#ll no, let her sleep as that cr@p can wait until she wakes up.


Katniss~~(very grumbly this morning)

I don't hàve a winning lottery ticket...but breakfast and hot sex sound fabulous.

I tried waking her but no luck.

[dixie]

Do I wake my crush or let her sleep?

I don't hàve a winning lottery ticket...but breakfast and hot sex sound fabulous.

I tried waking her but no luck.

Oh no. :( (w)

[Katniss]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/i-love-to-watch-you-sleep.jpeg

Katniss~~(I feel mean. I would wake them and say 'I heard a noise. Almost like your motorcycle falling over in the garage.' Then when they went to check I would laugh and steal all the covers.)

[TheMerryFairy]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/i-love-to-watch-you-sleep.jpeg

Katniss~~(I feel mean. I would wake them and say 'I heard a noise. Almost like your motorcycle falling over in the garage.' Then when they went to check I would laugh and steal all the covers.)

LOL I hope it goes well

[Bèsame*]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m83mqnJHPk1rbvgw5o1_500.png

[Katniss]

http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/63/6320/5WE7100Z/posters/good-morning-sweetheart-who-untied-you-funny-poster.jpg

[WolfyOne]

It's Saturday night crushers...what the heck are y'all up to?

[Bèsame*]

Working..on a Sat night. I remember sorta, its been so long, this used to be date night. Older and wiser..I'm patiently waiting for a crush night;)


It's Saturday night crushers...what the heck are y'all up to?

[Trev]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ALKKklw8DlA/TafPPYh4d7I/AAAAAAAACRU/a-gIesaX5Ms/s1600/1251285280957135.jpeg

[Sun]

A crush night. I like that.

Definitely having one of those.

[Ciaran]

I recently had a conversation with the delectable Little Ms Sunshyne and the topic of relationships and romance was raised. We discussed the reasons for my lack of success and think part of it may be a "lost in translation" thing i.e. that American peoples understand the language of other Americans better than the blunt, direct (sometimes hostile) messaging from me.

To test this theory, I've decided to adopt (what I think is) a stereotypical American personality under my alter-ego of Jethro. I will post in that personality to this thread going forward but clearly Jethro will only post if he gets some feedback. Please don't take offence ;)





Hello y'all. Y'all doing okay on this fine day?

Many gorgeous femmes and sturdy butches here and a privilege and honor to be amongst you almighty good folk. Quite a pretty picture.

Hoping to meet some pretty fine women, and some not so fine too would be good.

Jethro

* smiling madly *

[Katniss]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1332019785021_1868020.png

Hope all the crushers have the luck of the Irish on their side!

Katniss~~(It's after midnight and I am unsupervised...this could be fun!)

[GreeneyedMe]

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DITTO!!! Love this! :)

[Katniss]

I recently had a conversation with the delectable Little Ms Sunshyne and the topic of relationships and romance was raised. We discussed the reasons for my lack of success and think part of it may be a "lost in translation" thing i.e. that American peoples understand the language of other Americans better than the blunt, direct (sometimes hostile) messaging from me.

To test this theory, I've decided to adopt (what I think is) a stereotypical American personality under my alter-ego of Jethro. I will post in that personality to this thread going forward but clearly Jethro will only post if he gets some feedback. Please don't take offence ;)

My dear Ciaran,

It is both admirable and inspiring that you wish to step outside your comfort zone to expand your horizons and possibly seek a paramour. I oft encourage others to do the same. In that spirit I would like to offer the following pointers to Jethro;







Hello y'all. Wrong. Never, ever is hello and ya'll used together. It is "Hey y'all." Y'all doing okay on this fine day? Nice try but a better rendition would be "How's ur momma n'em?"

Many gorgeous femmes (insert whistle) Whoee! Y'all see farmer Johnson's daughters? He sure can grow 'em if ya' know whudda mean. I'ma bout as happy as a pig with a strawberry at being able to come sit a spell with you boys." if you were a femme then insert "Charmed, I'm sure." and sturdy butches here and a privilege and honor to be amongst you almighty good folk. Quite a pretty picture.

Hoping to meet some pretty fine women, and some not so fine too would be good. This actually goes without saying so I will leave it be.

Jethro

* smiling madly * you forgot to offer a pinch of Skoal and pat the coondog on the head

Katniss~~(realize this is for the Southern U.S. regions. I have no idea what the Yankees do except start off with a "youse guys wanna'" or some such nonesense.)

[Bèsame*]

http://thecakeblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/st_patricks_day_cupcakes.jpg

treats for the crushes today :)

[Gráinne]

I recently had a conversation with the delectable Little Ms Sunshyne and the topic of relationships and romance was raised. We discussed the reasons for my lack of success and think part of it may be a "lost in translation" thing i.e. that American peoples understand the language of other Americans better than the blunt, direct (sometimes hostile) messaging from me.

To test this theory, I've decided to adopt (what I think is) a stereotypical American personality under my alter-ego of Jethro. I will post in that personality to this thread going forward but clearly Jethro will only post if he gets some feedback. Please don't take offence ;)





Hello y'all. Nu-uh. This is always "Hey", which is short for "Damn, you're looking fine!" Y'all doing okay on this fine day? A more crude way is "How's it hangin'?

Many gorgeous femmes and sturdy butches here and a privilege and honor to be amongst you almighty good folk. Quite a pretty picture. Whistling-the universal statement!

Hoping to meet some pretty fine women, and some not so fine too would be good.

Jethro

* smiling madly *

Offer to buy your interest a "pop" (not a soda!) and take her up to the "ruf".

Upper Midwest has chimed in :).

[Semantics]

Hello y'all. Y'all doing okay on this wicked fine day?

Many gorgeous femmes and sturdy butches here and a privilege and honor to be amongst you almighty good folk. Quite a pretty picture.

Hoping to meet some pretty fine women, and some not so fine too would be good.

Jethro

* smiling madly *

you forgot to offer a pinch of Skoal and pat the coondog on the head

Katniss~~(realize this is for the Southern U.S. regions. I have no idea what the Yankees do except start off with a "youse guys wanna'" or some such nonesense.)

So funny!

A New England Yankee would have scratched the "y'all" and inserted a "wicked" or two.

I've never actually heard anyone say "youse guys wanna" other than on the Sopranos, but I know it happens. There are so many subdialects kicking around. In my area of Connecticut we're rhotic speakers but once I get close to the Rhode Island border I start hearing the non-rhotic pronunciations (butter as butta/ park as pahk, etc.).

Chiming in from puritanical New England.

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Aye dios mio!

The "pretty fine women" should be flocking to you now!



I recently had a conversation with the delectable Little Ms Sunshyne and the topic of relationships and romance was raised. We discussed the reasons for my lack of success and think part of it may be a "lost in translation" thing i.e. that American peoples understand the language of other Americans better than the blunt, direct (sometimes hostile) messaging from me.

To test this theory, I've decided to adopt (what I think is) a stereotypical American personality under my alter-ego of Jethro. I will post in that personality to this thread going forward but clearly Jethro will only post if he gets some feedback. Please don't take offence ;)





Hello y'all. Y'all doing okay on this fine day?

Many gorgeous femmes and sturdy butches here and a privilege and honor to be amongst you almighty good folk. Quite a pretty picture.

Hoping to meet some pretty fine women, and some not so fine too would be good.

Jethro

* smiling madly *

[Chancie]

I recently had a conversation with the delectable Little Ms Sunshyne and the topic of relationships and romance was raised. We discussed the reasons for my lack of success and think part of it may be a "lost in translation" thing i.e. that American peoples understand the language of other Americans better than the blunt, direct (sometimes hostile) messaging from me.

To test this theory, I've decided to adopt (what I think is) a stereotypical American personality under my alter-ego of Jethro. I will post in that personality to this thread going forward but clearly Jethro will only post if he gets some feedback. Please don't take offence ;)

Hello y'all. Y'all doing okay on this fine day?

Many gorgeous femmes and sturdy butches here and a privilege and honor to be amongst you almighty good folk. Quite a pretty picture.

Hoping to meet some pretty fine women, and some not so fine too would be good.

Jethro

* smiling madly *

Nobody wants to tangle with Violet Crawley.

[Sun]

Greetings Crushers.

Stopping by to request that everyone send some positive vibes to dixie who is having some health issues right now. I am sure that she would appreciate the intention. Thank you.

Sun

[Sweet Bliss]

So funny!

A New England Yankee would have scratched the "y'all" and inserted a "wicked" or two.

I've never actually heard anyone say "youse guys wanna" other than on the Sopranos, but I know it happens. There are so many subdialects kicking around. In my area of Connecticut we're rhotic speakers but once I get close to the Rhode Island border I start hearing the non-rhotic pronunciations (butter as butta/ park as pahk, etc.).

Chiming in from puritanical New England.

youse guys, youins and such are used in Pennsylvania.... took a bit to get used to..

[Sweet Bliss]

Just so we are clear....

The luck of the Irish goes like this:

If it wasnt' for BAD luck we'd have nothing a'tall.

So please don't wish me the luck of the Irish, I was born part Irish and have had plenty of "Irish luck" thank you very much.

:seeingstars:

[TheMerryFairy]

Still crushing my crushes that has made everything so special, that won't change even if I am crushing in a different way as I float.

[Ciaran]

Offer to buy your interest a "pop" (not a soda!) and take her up to the "ruf".


To be honest, I'm very conservative so anything other than the missionary position and I'm outside my comfort zone.

Therefore, I'm not sure what I'd do if I offered to take a lady up the ruf and she said yes? I'd probably have a panic attack.

[MarquisdeShey]

You make me feel all warm and fuzzy about my ways ... *G

To be honest, I'm very conservative so anything other than the missionary position and I'm outside my comfort zone.

Therefore, I'm not sure what I'd do if I offered to take a lady up the ruf and she said yes? I'd probably have a panic attack.

[s0litude]

How could you NOT have a crush on so many wonderful ladies in so many ways here?!? Seriously! You'd have to be completely oblivious.

But,....

While I am not ready for a relationship, I am intrigued. I've awakened, whispered your name, and touched my lips responsively-- the dream so real that I could still feel your mouth along mine. I admit this. I am not ashamed. I blush, at the thought and the memory, but I'm honest to a fault. So there you have it.

And I do wonder... the reality of it... your lips, how they would feel against mine; the heat of your mouth; the press of your body and your arms sliding up mine, over my shoulders, your fingers along the back of my neck, holding onto me; how you would taste: your Chapstick or lip gloss or lipstick; the feel of your tongue in a fevered kiss, darting and teasing.

I do wonder. :rrose:

[Parker]

Offer to buy your interest a "pop" (not a soda!) and take her up to the "ruf".

Upper Midwest has chimed in :).

To be honest, I'm very conservative so anything other than the missionary position and I'm outside my comfort zone.

Therefore, I'm not sure what I'd do if I offered to take a lady up the ruf and she said yes? I'd probably have a panic attack.

Ahahahahahahaha!!

See what happens when your mind is in the gutter? It makes you miss a word or two and you end up in a whole other place.

She said up TO the ruf, not up the ruf ..... :winky:

[clay]

oh, yes, I am certainly "in crush"...le sigh...and this flight is taking off smoothly....yummm

[Gráinne]

To be honest, I'm very conservative so anything other than the missionary position and I'm outside my comfort zone.

Therefore, I'm not sure what I'd do if I offered to take a lady up the ruf and she said yes? I'd probably have a panic attack.

If getting taken up on your offer would give you a panic attack, then if the wanton lady did the offering, you would have palpitations and hot flashes.

Beware of minds perpetually in the gutter and dropped prepositions.

[prettyboyreg]

I've fought it for so long. That I think I lost my chance... Who know maybe she will still give me one...

[MarquisdeShey]

And...this is how serial killing begins. Just a thought.

I recently had a conversation with the delectable Little Ms Sunshyne and the topic of relationships and romance was raised. We discussed the reasons for my lack of success and think part of it may be a "lost in translation" thing i.e. that American peoples understand the language of other Americans better than the blunt, direct (sometimes hostile) messaging from me.

To test this theory, I've decided to adopt (what I think is) a stereotypical American personality under my alter-ego of Jethro. I will post in that personality to this thread going forward but clearly Jethro will only post if he gets some feedback. Please don't take offence ;)





Hello y'all. Y'all doing okay on this fine day?

Many gorgeous femmes and sturdy butches here and a privilege and honor to be amongst you almighty good folk. Quite a pretty picture.

Hoping to meet some pretty fine women, and some not so fine too would be good.

Jethro

* smiling madly *

[Ciaran]

To be honest, I'm very conservative so anything other than the missionary position and I'm outside my comfort zone.

Therefore, I'm not sure what I'd do if I offered to take a lady up the ruf and she said yes? I'd probably have a panic attack.


If getting taken up on your offer would give you a panic attack, then if the wanton lady did the offering, you would have palpitations and hot flashes.



It all comes down to who the wanton lady is as to what my reaction would be. Could vary from turning 50 shades of pale and fainting through to a nervous okay.

I'm all for women who know what they want and aren't reluctant to ask for it .... and I'm happy lying back and thinking of England when the time comes.

[Duchess]

Just so we are clear....

The luck of the Irish goes like this:

If it wasnt' for BAD luck we'd have nothing a'tall.

So please don't wish me the luck of the Irish, I was born part Irish and have had plenty of "Irish luck" thank you very much.

:seeingstars:



Well, my dad is Irish and I'm pretty darn lucky. Maybe we're lucky because we have other stuff in our melting pot?:)

[Sweet Bliss]

Well, my dad is Irish and I'm pretty darn lucky. Maybe we're lucky because we have other stuff in our melting pot?:)



Absalootly.... you must have something special that cancels out the Blarney. :goodluck:

[Katniss]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/2ceb18b61011f82cb7f56174cea1cf23/tumblr_mfpujlWS1F1rgo3rzo1_500.jpg


Katniss~~(keeping a secure grip on the immunity idol and not wanting to share)

[CA_BabyCakes]

http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh547/pabon_family/crush.jpg

[Leigh]

So many here are crush worthy :)

[maryam]

Crushes? Yup... I got them... But will I tell them, probably not, for many reasons.

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Quizas....Quizas....Quizas...

[BowtiePrincess]

There could be a certain someones posts that I look out for.

[little_ms_sunshyne]

A guilty pleasure song! I may listen to it every morning but it gives me the warm and fuzzies! I am one cheesy girl!

XZ4Ib-7fJqY

[Gráinne]

It all comes down to who the wanton lady is as to what my reaction would be. Could vary from turning 50 shades of pale and fainting through to a nervous okay.

I'm all for women who know what they want and aren't reluctant to ask for it .... and I'm happy lying back and thinking of England when the time comes.

Well, Jumpin' Jehosaphat (oops, an Americanism popped out), knowing what I want and speaking up; I'm down with that, wanton or otherwise.

I wonder where the "lie back and think of England" expression ever came from? Does Jack the Ripper count-that was in England, after all? But then again, he-or she-might not have been English themselves ;).

*taking my wanton mind and getting back to productive work*

[Bootsandheels]

Crushes are safe, healthy and fun...kind of like going window shopping for a femme...Mmmm...intriguing this one...:eyebat:

[Ascot]

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That conjures an interesting visual for me. I rather like the idea of window shopping for a femme (while still valuing them as vital, brilliant beings, of course) And yes, I quite know that isn't what you meant.

[Sun]

She caught my attention with her words.

Sweet.

Sincere.

Radiant.

[Ciaran]

Hey y'all


I've been trying to practice my Americanisms but it doesn't come naturally to me at all. It's like I'm living in another country or something ... and being all friendly and cheerful is way too stressful for me.


Therefore, after much reflection, I need to acknowledge that my attempt to speak American English is destined to fail. Instead, I have decided to offer Katniss a job as my professional speech writer (and to covert all my posts into something more pleasant and less harsh than my own words).


In turn, this will free me up to go back to my equilibrium state of perpetual grumpiness.



ps - the phrase "lie back and think of England" was reportedly first stated by Alice Hillington in 1912. In practice, if someone did want to take me up the ruf, I'm not really sure I'd think of England. I'd likely be more interested in ascertaining whether the pink fluffy handcuffs restraining me actually suited me or not.

[Sweet Bliss]

In turn, this will free me up to go back to my equilibrium state of perpetual grumpiness.



ps - the phrase "lie back and think of England" was reportedly first stated by Alice Hillington in 1912. In practice, if someone did want to take me up the ruf, I'm not really sure I'd think of England. I'd likely be more interested in ascertaining whether the pink fluffy handcuffs restraining me actually suited me or not.

The difficulty with learning American is that we have 50 states, and each state and sometimes each city in each state 'talks' differently, like a dialect.

Ya'll is used alot in Texas
Youins is used in Pennsylvania (or it was when I visited there years ago)
Depending on what part of the US you are in, you may want soda and they call it pop.
I love you wicked awful, is used in and around Maine (east coast)
Where's the loo? is Hawaiian, as is Lanai, muumuu, and Likelike Hwy.

It is very confusing for most Americans so I can appreciate your confusion and concern for being understood. I'm from the Southwest so I talk funny too. But I play cards like a European...

Please just be yourself.

We will embrace your you-ness, and you will be one of US. :jester::rrose:

[Ciaran]

It is very confusing for most Americans so I can appreciate your confusion and concern for being understood. I'm from the Southwest so I talk funny too. But I play cards like a European...

Please just be yourself.

We will embrace your you-ness, and you will be one of US. :jester::rrose:


Thank you Sweet Bliss. That's very kind. To be fair, my confusion and concern is probably more a playful diversion than something that keeps me awake at night :)


I've been to the USA often (have spent circa 2 years of my adult life there in total if I add up all my short and long trips across the pond over the past two decades) and to many cities / states so, whilst my knowledge of the USA is absolutely minimal, it's probably not quite as limited as I may portray in this thread. It's simply an attempt to make fun at myself than anything that I'm confused or concerned about.


That said, I almost feel the need for a *** TEAM HUG *** now and, yes, that is incredibly American in my mind and certainly nothing that I'd do back home ;)


ps - when you say that you play cards like a European, does that mean you're good at cheating? ;)

[Katniss]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb5yqzuafb1rbkrb7o1_500.jpg

Katniss~~(on passport #3 as we speak)

[MarquisdeShey]

I am sorry...doing double take... let me read this again...

Indeed, you did say pink fluffy handcuffs. Oh, now I have the queerest thoughts going through my mind and it has nothing to do with England. *S

Hey y'all


I've been trying to practice my Americanisms but it doesn't come naturally to me at all. It's like I'm living in another country or something ... and being all friendly and cheerful is way too stressful for me.


Therefore, after much reflection, I need to acknowledge that my attempt to speak American English is destined to fail. Instead, I have decided to offer Katniss a job as my professional speech writer (and to covert all my posts into something more pleasant and less harsh than my own words).


In turn, this will free me up to go back to my equilibrium state of perpetual grumpiness.



ps - the phrase "lie back and think of England" was reportedly first stated by Alice Hillington in 1912. In practice, if someone did want to take me up the ruf, I'm not really sure I'd think of England. I'd likely be more interested in ascertaining whether the pink fluffy handcuffs restraining me actually suited me or not.

[TheMerryFairy]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb5yqzuafb1rbkrb7o1_500.jpg

Katniss~~(on passport #3 as we speak)

I feel like this a lot of the time *G

[MarquisdeShey]

http://favim.com/mini/201105/14/children-cute-love-peas-quote-strawberry-43916.jpg

[little_ms_sunshyne]

http://favim.com/mini/201105/14/children-cute-love-peas-quote-strawberry-43916.jpg

Such a femme crush on MarquisdeShey and her posts about whips and spanking.


Wait did I just say that out loud ;)

[Trev]

Crushes are safe, healthy and fun...kind of like going window shopping for a femme...Mmmm...intriguing this one...:eyebat:

Window shopping for a Femme..... That sounds safe enough.

[Katniss]

Instead, I have decided to offer Katniss a job as my professional speech writer (and to covert all my posts into something more pleasant and less harsh than my own words).[/I]

My dear Ciaran,

Whilst I would be honored to play Cyrano to your Christian methinks it best you find a Roxane so we can focus on a specific regional dialect. The mere sorting of British vs. American interpretations of words could keep us as busy as a two dollar whore on nickel night. Imagine the confusion if you said,

"I was pissed when I dropped my biscuit near the lift and I ended up snogging my trainer."

I might take that to mean you were angry (not drunk) because you dropped your biscuit (the kind we put butter/jelly or gravy on in the South which is not to be confused with a cookie) at the ski lift (not elevator) and fell into a kiss with your ski instructor (not athletic shoe/sneaker.)

As well I never could understand why a "wise man" and a "wise guy" were apparently two opposite meanings and for the love of God, the Queen, and Crimson Tide (Alabama) let us refrain from the entire "soccer"-"football" discussion.

If you were to narrow down to American English we still have regional dialects to contend with and while my proclivity is not to go "up on a ruf" I do know a thing or two about "goin' down t' the holler on a moonlit night."

But really I think it best to entreat you (in my best Cyrano voice) to "Speak for yourself, sir" for words without real feeling are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle.


Katniss~~(having dated someone from Manchester once I can verify as fact when he was pissed (British translation) we were all in for a good time and laughter but if I were pissed (American translation) buddy this is not going to end well at all."

[Sweet Bliss]

Thank you Sweet Bliss. That's very kind. It's simply an attempt to make fun at myself than anything that I'm confused or concerned about.


That said, I almost feel the need for a *** TEAM HUG *** now and, yes, that is incredibly American in my mind and certainly nothing that I'd do back home ;)


ps - when you say that you play cards like a European, does that mean you're good at cheating? ;)

No, am terrible at cheating, my Dad however is a fabulous cheat at cards, monopoly, you name it, he can find a way to cheat at it. I meant that I hold my cards, pick them up etc. like a European. Spent many years in European countries as a child. Miss that.

I'm up for a team hug... no butt slapping! :gimmehug:

I'm glad you are having fun, I like reading your posts, it whips me out of my box... so thanks for that.

Reading about the pink fuzzy handcuffs was hysterical....

[Bèsame*]

http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/a-love-is-30.jpg

[Rugged]

Yes I do. It's been a long while and I'm still crushin'.
Perhaps when we are both single ( at the same time) I will
get the courage to let her know.

[Italianboi]

..crushing is nice but a date will be nicer......:sunglass:
:boxers:

[Ciaran]

I am sorry...doing double take... let me read this again...

Indeed, you did say pink fluffy handcuffs. Oh, now I have the queerest thoughts going through my mind and it has nothing to do with England. *S



Reading about the pink fuzzy handcuffs was hysterical....


In the interests of full disclosure, I would like to place on record that I have only been restrained in pink fluffy handcuffs on one occasion.


That said, the occasion stays prominent in my memory. The cuffs seemed rather bad quality with the result that they had locked tight and we were unable to open them.


Whilst my then partner seemed to find this exceptionally funny, my mind raced into overdrive, imagining how my life would be if I had to live the rest of it with my hands encased close together in cuffs with a lot of pink fluff.


I started to think how I would explain this away to my work colleagues when I returned to the office on the Monday ..... the most believable story I was conjuring up in my mind related to alien abduction.


However, after a lot of physical exertion (by my partner not me - this was another occasion where I lay back and thought of England), we got the handcuffs off and all was well in my world again.


So that's my (true) story about pink fluffy hand cuffs ***



*** well, true except for the alien abduction part.

[Sweet Bliss]

In the interests of full disclosure, I would like to place on record that I have only been restrained in pink fluffy handcuffs on one occasion.

..... the most believable story I was conjuring up in my mind related to alien abduction.

So that's my (true) story about pink fluffy hand cuffs ***

*** well, true except for the alien abduction part.

They say it only takes once..... lol, too bad about the alien part, you could travel to Roswell NM during the Alien Festival, you would be famous!!!! It's during the weekend of July 4th I believe?

You are a hoot for sure, (no owls were hurt during this post).

Well, I for one am looking forward to more disclosure (stories). Anything involving a feather duster?? Just checkin' :jester:

[Darth Denkay]

For a long time now the answer to that question would have been no, but now I guess I have to say yes. My girlfriend just joined us here at the planet - LittleAudrey. I suppose it is true that what I feel is far more than a crush, but yeah, I be crushin' for sure ;)

[MarquisdeShey]

So that's my (true) story about pink fluffy hand cuffs ***

*** well, true except for the alien abduction part.

Illegal citizen right? Or do you mean probing alien?

You are funny Ciaran!

You make crushing feel like the tenth circle of hell. *S

[Ciaran]

Well, I for one am looking forward to more disclosure (stories). Anything involving a feather duster?? Just checkin' :jester:


I can categorically confirm that I have never done anything involving a feather duster.


As some here know, I have a massive aversion to the chores of household cleaning so the thought of using a feather duster to aide intimacy would be totally counter-intuitive for me. I fear all domestic implements and instruments with a passion so a feather duster would have the same impact on my libido as watching a sex video involving Rush Limbaugh.


In fact, I've just had a vision now of being hand-cuffed by a partner, enjoying the moment and looking forward to the unexpected ..... and then she produces a feather duster. Absolutely terrifying and now I cannot get it out of my mind. Need to think more about England and less about feather dusters.

[Sweet Bliss]

I can categorically confirm that I have never done anything involving a feather duster.

Absolutely terrifying and now I cannot get it out of my mind. Need to think more about England and less about feather dusters.

:deepthoughts:..............:movieguy:.....
:alieninjar:...:runforhills:...
:nailbitin:...
:chainsaw:...:chasingzombie:
:england:

Okay, feather duster is now in trash, so moving on..... any aversion to furry things?
:playingcat:

[Ciaran]

Okay, feather duster is now in trash, so moving on..... any aversion to furry things?
:playingcat:



At this point, I need to plead the Fifth Amendment. Having revealed an experience with pink fluffy handcuffs and some of my anaphrodisiacs, I would prefer not to answer more questions on my private life just now so that I can retain my respectability and moral fortitude on this site. I am deeply conservative so wouldn't want to give the impression that I'm into all that strange stuff and, anyway, it's perfectly normal to fantacise about having a threesome with Kermit and Miss Piggy, isn't it?




Ps - if you really want to know the answer to that question, let me know and I'll send you a link to my adult website. I'm offering 3 months subscription for the price of two just now and signed photos of me in my leopard g-string are on special offer at $10 each ;-)

[Sweet Bliss]

...........$2.83....another dime, that's $2.93..... OH a QUARTER!!!!, wait I found another sock...... crap, a wooden nickel.... hold on.... there is always spare change in the cushions...... :byebye: ...... omg....3 nickels, another dime, and 5 pennies...... :drool: ...... getting closer to my goal.....

Is there tax or shipping and handling??? Dang forgot about custom charges... might have to break into my :flyingpig:

Carry on..... I'll be back when I'm finished counting my sheckels :2cents:

[MarquisdeShey]

...she filled me up with delicious food...wine to pair...then got me chocolate wasted. Totally crushing on my waitress at Frasca. *sigh*

[Breezy]

I love him more than words can ever express and I crush on him, too.
:flowers:

[Sun]

Do I have a crush...hmmmmm...my heart beats fast when I get a text from her...I melt when I hear her voice...I get crazy teenager excited when I think about going on a date with her..

She is dreamy.

*sigh*

Yep, I have a BIG, crush.

;)

[Breezy]

Do I have a crush...hmmmmm...my heart beats fast when I get a text from her...I melt when I hear her voice...I get crazy teenager excited when I think about going on a date with her..

She is dreamy.

*sigh*

Yep, I have a BIG, crush.

;)

YEAH! Way to go, sugar! I can relate to you...lol.....evil grin...

[DamonK]

She is evil.

Really.

Evil.

[Sun]

She is evil.

Really.

Evil.

Just in the grin. lol

[DamonK]

Just in the grin. lol



Heh. True that!

[Breezy]

Hey, hey hey! rofl.....I can show you evil....:sunglass::batty:

[DamonK]

Hey, hey hey! rofl.....I can show you evil....:sunglass::batty:
Ummm.......

I got nothing.

[Breezy]

ROFLMKAO..:hangloose:

[Sun]

Hey, hey hey! rofl.....I can show you evil....:sunglass::batty:

No, you really cant. You just don't have it in you.

Thank Goddess for that!!

[Sun]

Ummm.......

I got nothing.

Seriously.

I think we jacked this thread. lol

Breezy trying to be evil is

kinda like Hello Kitty trying to be a big bad Tiger.

Sayin Rawr n shit.

Wavin the paw.

Nah.

Next...

;)

[Ciaran]

Seriously.

I think we jacked this thread. lol

Breezy trying to be evil is

kinda like Hello Kitty trying to be a big bad Tiger.




Yes, you all high-jacked the thread.


Respectfully, can I please make a plea to keep this thread on topic? In other words, if your post doesn't include a reference to pink fluffy handcuffs or express a desire to have a threesome with Kermit and Miss Piggy, then please consider whether it's really relevant here.


This thread has now been high-jacked by the BFP Querulous Front.

[little_ms_sunshyne]

I would love to have a word with the "Committee of Fate Deciders". Whoever they might be, they better have a fabulous plan for me! I swear they keep me around for their entertainment!

<---------- Is Grumpy after 15 min of sleep! Only 15. Literally wide eyed in bed all night for no reason!



Carry on!

~ Far From Being Sunny Today :p

[Trev]

Hello weekend Crushers! Hope everyone is warm and enjoying their Crushes...or the thoughts that take us to another place ;)

[WolfyOne]

I worked 7 days, had no time to think about crushes nor did I want to.
I am tired, tired, tired...so, on the 8th day I finally get to rest (tomorrow) and do absolutely nothing, if I choose.

Always nice to see those that are crushing, bring it in here to share with all of us :)

[Sun]

Yes, you all high-jacked the thread.


Respectfully, can I please make a plea to keep this thread on topic? In other words, if your post doesn't include a reference to pink fluffy handcuffs or express a desire to have a threesome with Kermit and Miss Piggy, then please consider whether it's really relevant here.


This thread has now been high-jacked by the BFP Querulous Front.

I am going to default to the poor excuse of being deliriously tired and having a need to give Hello Kitty some air time as Miss Piggy and Kermit were in fact, stealing the show.

Your suggestion however is a good one and I will work on a suitable post that involves pink fluffy handcuffs.

Good morning, afternoon and evening to all.

[Breezy]

No, you really cant. You just don't have it in you.

Thank Goddess for that!!



Thank you, Sugar!

[Breezy]

Seriously.

I think we jacked this thread. lol

Breezy trying to be evil is

kinda like Hello Kitty trying to be a big bad Tiger.

Sayin Rawr n shit.

Wavin the paw.

Nah.

Next...

;)



OMG, I laughed so hard. ROFL....

Just wait Sun, maybe Hello Kitty will prance and simper out of the door. LOL!

[PaPa]

http://queerveganfood.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/crush-on-you.jpg

[Breezy]

Yes, you all high-jacked the thread.


Respectfully, can I please make a plea to keep this thread on topic? In other words, if your post doesn't include a reference to pink fluffy handcuffs or express a desire to have a threesome with Kermit and Miss Piggy, then please consider whether it's really relevant here.


This thread has now been high-jacked by the BFP Querulous Front.

Ahahahahahaha! You forgot Animal and Beaker.

[Gráinne]

Ahahahahahaha! You forgot Animal and Beaker.

Beaker is MINE!! mine, mine mine! Get away!

[TheMerryFairy]

Still crushing as I float along freely- I don't think that will change and I would rather it not.

[ONLY]

Yes I am still crushing for just over 3 years and she (f) is a "gazillion" miles away........but beating in my heart.....mind.....and soul.....

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Yes I am still crushing for just over 3 years and she (f) is a "gazillion" miles away........but beating in my heart.....mind.....and soul.....

I love this! *sigh* nice to see this kind of happiness going around!

[Katniss]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy1mZWJmMDQ1NWIyYzJjYzFh.png


Katniss~~(posting for those of us who need a bit sour to all the sweet)

[Trev]

http://data.whicdn.com/images/23172668/boy-crush-crushes-hate-like-Favim.com-306076_large.jpg

[Duchess]

Hello crushers!!

[WolfyOne]

Waving to Duchess
How you been darlin'

FYI...Duchess has been on my crush list for years

[Duchess]

Hello Wolfy sweetie. I am honored especially since you are totally crushworthy.:)

[TheMerryFairy]

Big time, but I've already said that it wasn't going to change.

[Duchess]

It always feels good to witness a sweet crush. Indulge me people. Spill it!!!:)

[deb0670]

Crushin hard.. yep... on Who? my lil secret. *giggles*

[Duchess]

Wolfy babe, meet me in Words.:)

[Duchess]

I have nothing to spill Snacktime.:)

[SnackTime]

I have nothing to spill Snacktime.:)

Sureeee

LOL

[Duchess]

Sureeee

LOL

WHAT???? I think you need to spill the beans.:)

[SnackTime]

WHAT???? I think you need to spill the beans.:)


Let me think on it...

[Duchess]

Let me think on it...

Spill it NOW!!!!!:giggle:

[PaPa]

Beans? Spill the beans??

And here all this time I was thinking this was the soft drink aisle dealing with Crush.........


*Smirk

[Duchess]

Hi Papa. I'm sure you could make Snacktime talk.:)

[PaPa]

Heyyy Snack!!

I hear there is a femme waiting for Snacktime. Ya got anything for her??

:sunglass:

[Duchess]

Sounds like you have the dirt Papa. Do tell!!!:)

[firegal]

I,m Lurking...waiting to hear if PaPa will make someone SPILL IT! :|

[TheMerryFairy]

I am really lost in this thread now *floats in my mind happily*

[Greyson]

Stepping into this thread and getting ready to s p i l l it! How long have so many of us lurked in this thread through the years? I have never "spilled it" in this thread. Gentlemen do not kiss and tell. All that sort of thing.

Here goes................

Julie and I are getting married tomorrow. I have never been married before nor had any sort of a ceremony. (Okay, I admit I did ask once before.)

I will admit it, I have fallen in love with Julie through the past 4 years and I am nervous, happy, fortunate, and loved.

[clay]

Stepping into this thread and getting ready to s p i l l it! How long have so many of us lurked in this thread through the years? I have never "spilled it" in this thread. Gentlemen do not kiss and tell. All that sort of thing.

Here goes................

Julie and I are getting married tomorrow. I have never been married before nor had any sort of a ceremony. (Okay, I admit I did ask once before.)

I will admit it, I have fallen in love with Julie through the past 4 years and I am nervous, happy, fortunate, and loved.

Congratulations Julie & Grey! Wishing you both many years of wedded bliss. That is just wonderful news...:)

[clay]

ahh, yes, I do have a Crush!

Looks as if love is in the air all over the Planet...:).

Crush away crushers...:)

[s0litude]

I have a pet rock named "Skippy", but we're both free to date other people.

[WolfyOne]

Spring is in the air crushers
Love can bloom, if you let it

This thread finds my happy place and makes me smile

[Jar]

Yes! On wolfy's butt. I've missed it :sigh::gimmehug:

[WolfyOne]

Yes! On wolfy's butt. I've missed it :sigh::gimmehug:

Jar, you say the sweetest things, lol
It's good to see you popping in here, again

[princessbelle]

Yes! On wolfy's butt. I've missed it :sigh::gimmehug:

I have had the honor of having Wolfy's bee-hind in my lap.

More than once. :|

[WolfyOne]

I have had the honor of having Wolfy's bee-hind in my lap.

More than once. :|




Jar likes my little butt boi and has for years :blink::blink:
Thinkin' if he comes to the reunion this year, I may just let him pinch the real deal :|

You on the other hand, have had my bee-hind in your lap and we have proof...oh yes we do!

[SnackTime]

Stepping into this thread and getting ready to s p i l l it! How long have so many of us lurked in this thread through the years? I have never "spilled it" in this thread. Gentlemen do not kiss and tell. All that sort of thing.

Here goes................

Julie and I are getting married tomorrow. I have never been married before nor had any sort of a ceremony. (Okay, I admit I did ask once before.)

I will admit it, I have fallen in love with Julie through the past 4 years and I am nervous, happy, fortunate, and loved.

Congratulations to you BOTH!

[always2late]

Congratulations Greyson and Julie!!
http://dl9.glitter-graphics.net/pub/501/501419bvllrv0w37.jpg (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)

[DapperButch]

Stepping into this thread and getting ready to s p i l l it! How long have so many of us lurked in this thread through the years? I have never "spilled it" in this thread. Gentlemen do not kiss and tell. All that sort of thing.

Here goes................

Julie and I are getting married tomorrow. I have never been married before nor had any sort of a ceremony. (Okay, I admit I did ask once before.)

I will admit it, I have fallen in love with Julie through the past 4 years and I am nervous, happy, fortunate, and loved.

Holy Crap! Congrats!

[Leigh]

Stepping into this thread and getting ready to s p i l l it! How long have so many of us lurked in this thread through the years? I have never "spilled it" in this thread. Gentlemen do not kiss and tell. All that sort of thing.

Here goes................

Julie and I are getting married tomorrow. I have never been married before nor had any sort of a ceremony. (Okay, I admit I did ask once before.)

I will admit it, I have fallen in love with Julie through the past 4 years and I am nervous, happy, fortunate, and loved.

**hugs the stuffing out of you both** yay omg that's great news you two, congrats :)

http://img1.funscrape.com/en/congratulation/9.gif

[Duchess]

Stepping into this thread and getting ready to s p i l l it! How long have so many of us lurked in this thread through the years? I have never "spilled it" in this thread. Gentlemen do not kiss and tell. All that sort of thing.

Here goes................

Julie and I are getting married tomorrow. I have never been married before nor had any sort of a ceremony. (Okay, I admit I did ask once before.)

I will admit it, I have fallen in love with Julie through the past 4 years and I am nervous, happy, fortunate, and loved.

Greyson, you are such a wonderful gentleman I know that Julie must be a beautiful lady with a warm heart and a gentle soul. I wish for you two more happiness than you could ever hope for.(f)

Ok, having said that, guys don't listen to Greyson. SPILL IT!!!:giggle:

[Sweet Bliss]

At this point, I need to plead the Fifth Amendment. it's perfectly normal to fantacise about having a threesome with Kermit and Miss Piggy, isn't it?

I'm offering 3 months subscription for the price of two just now and signed photos of me in my leopard g-string are on special offer at $10 each ;-)

Okay, just realized you are in the UK, so the Fifth Amendment will not protect you from disclosing more funny stories of a personal nature..... so in the spirit of fessing up I must let you know that I have the required TEN BUCKS and am officially requesting my autographed copy of YOU in your knotty knickers.... I have a Snicker and am not afraid to eat it, :eatinghersheybar: so My Lovely Spinster Crusher, you are not safe there on the other side of the pond...., I have a row boat and I know how to use it....

http://youtu.be/2G7kNLm_ja4

[WolfyOne]

Welcome to the weekend crushers and crushees :)
Anyone have plans to meet their crush(es) this weekend?

[Ciaran]

Okay, just realized you are in the UK, so the Fifth Amendment will not protect you from disclosing more funny stories of a personal nature..... so in the spirit of fessing up I must let you know that I have the required TEN BUCKS and am officially requesting my autographed copy of YOU in your knotty knickers.... I have a Snicker and am not afraid to eat it, :eatinghersheybar: so My Lovely Spinster Crusher, you are not safe there on the other side of the pond...., I have a row boat and I know how to use it....

http://youtu.be/2G7kNLm_ja4


Okay, so here's the deal (see, once again, I'm trying to come across all American in my delivery) ..... I love women who are happy to pay for signed photos of me, even if it is of me in my leopardskin g-string. Totally love it. Thrills me.


So I was getting really, really excited. And then, high on life, I clicked on your youtube link. Some sort of hippie music. Hippie music !!! OMG !!!
Aaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I cannot stand it.


Until I clicked on that link, I thought we could have a lifelong relationship (whereby you paid me $$ monthly and I emailed you photos of me in intimate poses) but now I don't think that's possible. Given your musical tastes, I'm no longer sure I can commit. I DO want women to put pictures of me on their walls but not if they are listening to "flower power" songs at the same time - it demasculinises me.


The whole episode saddens my heart as, if you'd posted a link to an Abba video, we'd already have a monthly subscription set-up by now:

rAYB46Z_osM

[Ciaran]

Welcome to the weekend crushers and crushees :)
Anyone have plans to meet their crush(es) this weekend?


I met up with a long-time crush for lunch today when back in Belfast for Easter. A beautiful lady I love and always will.

I don't want anything to come of it (and I imagine she is the same) as it could ruin a great and long-lasting real friendship but I do find that a slow, relaxing meal with a beautiful woman is a good way for me to find it easier to feel good about life.

[wahya]

YES! All the single femms! Jk. Still learning my way around this place. I was on this site back in the begining havent been on since. Wow a lot of changes!

[Bèsame*]

Welcome to the ever changing crush thread, hold on, it could be wild read! Enjoy! YES! All the single femms! Jk. Still learning my way around this place. I was on this site back in the begining havent been on since. Wow a lot of changes!

[Sweet Bliss]

..... I love women who are happy to pay for signed photos of me, even if it is of me in my leopardskin g-string. Totally love it. Thrills me.

Until I clicked on that link, I thought we could have a lifelong relationship (whereby you paid me $$ monthly and I emailed you photos of me in intimate poses) but now I don't think that's possible.

The whole episode saddens my heart as, if you'd posted a link to an Abba video, we'd already have a monthly subscription set-up by now:



Well, fiddlesticks. (w)

[Katniss]

http://i.picresize.com/images/2013/03/29/OJVNR.jpg

Katniss~~(and if you are paying your bills...um, you can keep those!)

[Trev]

Happy weekend Crushers!

[firegal]

Is it wrong to have the crushes be a bit in the double digits...

Damn... Lot of lovely ladies......here definitely here!

[Gráinne]

I met up with a long-time crush for lunch today when back in Belfast for Easter. A beautiful lady I love and always will.

I don't want anything to come of it (and I imagine she is the same) as it could ruin a great and long-lasting real friendship but I do find that a slow, relaxing meal with a beautiful woman is a good way for me to find it easier to feel good about life.

I find the same about a nice meal with a handsome butch :).

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Hello Crushers <3


Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend filled with Cadbury eggs and crushing :)

[Sweet Bliss]

do I have a crush??.... nope. not a crushee either. :koolaid:

[Licious]

Crush , yes, not telling. Also several harmless mini crushes. :-)

[Ciaran]

Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend filled with Cadbury eggs and crushing :)

Little Ms Sunshine

You've disappointed me. I always thought of you more of an Hotel Chocolat lady than a Cadburys person:

http://www.hotelchocolat.com/uk/shop/easter-eggs

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Little Ms Sunshine

You've disappointed me. I always thought of you more of an Hotel Chocolat lady than a Cadburys person:

http://www.hotelchocolat.com/uk/shop/easter-eggs



Oh my! That looks heavenly!!!

[Katniss]

http://s2.favim.com/orig/35/aye-love-cool-funny-love-oxygen-Favim.com-288906.jpg

Katniss~~(the jellybean high is gone, back to my usual jaded programming)

[Duchess]

Crushing is good for the complexion!!

[Trev]

http://d22d7v2y1t140g.cloudfront.net/m_2103574_KN7wfXUxP2N3.jpg

[Gráinne]

Crushing is good for the complexion!!

Well, blushing makes you look alive!

[Ciaran]

Okay .... so it's time for some disclosure here.


I've fallen in love with a lady I met on this site a few months ago. When I say "met", I mean talking by phone and skype and regular texting.


At first, I wasn't too interested as she wasn't much of a looker but, slowly but surely, I realised that basing a relationship on looks only was superficial. There are more important things a partner can bring to my relationship such as cooking and managing the domestic arrangements of the home too and, if she can do all that well, the looks aren't that important to me. As a bonus, she also has a nice personality.


I do think it's love - there's a real connection here and we're talking for hours at a time online. Being honest, we need to talk for hours to have a productive conversation - it takes a long time for her to understand what I'm saying and sometimes I've started drifting off to sleep by the time she's finished her sentence in that slow drrraaaaaawwwwwwwlllllllllllllllllllll.


I'm not getting any younger and Violet Crawley never responded to my love notes on her facebook fanpage. Therefore, this lady represents a good option for married bliss. I've quit my job and am moving to the States to be with her. I'm not certain that getting a banking job in the city is feasible (the nearest city is over four hours drive away) so not sure what I'll turn my attention to. I'm thinking of retraining to become a Positivity Counselor, given my cheerful disposition on life.


My future wife still lives with her mother but that's okay - her mother seems quite nice and I'm wondering as to the possibilities that all three of us could end up on Jerry Springer at some future stage. Don't laugh - it's on my bucket list.


I'm moving over later this month and we're then turning our attention to wedding arrangements. I'm confident that the wedding will be a great event as my future wife has extensive experience at arranging weddings given she's already been married four times. Three of her ex-husbands "disappeared" in the woods behind her house shortly after initiating divorce proceedings but I'm told it's just a sad coincidence - on the bright side, it meant she got to inherit their full estates.


The slight sensitive topic is the wedding itself. As a traditionalist, she believes that the bride should wear a white dress but, as she's been married so many times before, she doesn't think it's appropriate for her to do so. Therefore, she's increasingly insistent that I wear a white wedding dress. This wasn't really how I imagined my ideal wedding to be but, sometimes in life, compromise is necessary. In any event, it will give me a chance to also wear a tiara - something I've always wanted to do.




Happy April 1st y'all ;)

[lusciouskiwi]

Okay .... so it's time for some disclosure here.


I've fallen in love with a lady I met on this site a few months ago. When I say "met", I mean talking by phone and skype and regular texting.


I had to phone Mrs Brown and tell her you have forsaken her.

http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/Krb9LBVWQZhy8lYM9cQLEA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/251/2012/10/19/mrs-brown-boys-article-jpg_093607.jpg

[WolfyOne]

April Fools Day Crushers

Just remember, everybody plays the fool some time, no exception to the rule

So, get out there and bond with that crush

[Ciaran]

I had to phone Mrs Brown and tell her you have forsaken her.

http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/Krb9LBVWQZhy8lYM9cQLEA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/251/2012/10/19/mrs-brown-boys-article-jpg_093607.jpg


She's a gorgeous woman and has nice taste in underwear.

I'd make a move on her - but for the fact that she's wearing a pink cardigan.

There's only room for one of us to be a pink cardigan-wearer in any of my relationships and I don't give up that privilege for anyone, no matter how alluring they are.

[TheMerryFairy]

QSMOcaZlMUI

[Bèsame*]

http://bashzone.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/cute-love-quotes-6.jpg