Today Is.....

[Leigh]

TODAY

~March 8th~

is

National Be Nasty Day
:flasher:

&

National Women's Rights Day
:cheerleader:

&

National Witty Wench Day
:eyebat:
(My kinda day!)





So today could be best translated into National Nasty Witty Wench Woman because Its Her Right to Be One Day???

Oh. My. Gay. :blink:

Today is MY day!!!! :thumbsup:

Not only do do I get to be nasty and witty and wenchy, but I have the RIGHT to do it today!

Woot!

:whoop:

Dear God and Goddess, all I can say is .............. HELP us :blink:

Whaaaaaaat????? I can't hear ya. I'm under Diva's skirt. :tongue:

*snorts* Now that just does NOT surprise Me at all, really it doesn't :thinking:

I thought I felt a draft. :happyjump:

Mighty drafty up that skirt, eh? :smelling-flower:

[~Bo]

I'm sorry, did you say you felt a draft or that Bo was daft?

:admin:




Why don'tcha come under here with me? :tease:

[Gemme]

Why don'tcha come under here with me? :tease:


Cuz I could go up my OWN skirt, Bo. :eyebrow:

I realize you are fascinated by our lovely Diva's bits 'n pieces (and who wouldn't be?), but I have the same type of bits 'n pieces, so I'm good.

Really.

[Diva]

Mighty drafty up that skirt, eh? :smelling-flower:



Yes....You know....all that hot air.....I feel like I have a hoop skirt on.....

:flyaway:

[Leigh]

Cuz I could go up my OWN skirt, Bo. :eyebrow:

I realize you are fascinated by our lovely Diva's bits 'n pieces (and who wouldn't be?), but I have the same type of bits 'n pieces, so I'm good.

Really.

Hmmmm, good thing you have your own type of bits 'n pieces because I think it would be intruiguing to see you both try and share said pieces :|

Yes....You know....all that hot air.....I feel like I have a hoop skirt on.....

:flyaway:

Hot air? I thought the air down there was cooler :blink:

[Diva]

TODAY

~March 9th~

is

National Panic Day
:overreaction:

&

National Barbie Day
:spruceup:

&

National Get Over It Day
:whoop:

&

National Quagmire Understanding Day
(aka: Stick in the Mud)
:playingchess:


Where's DUDE!?!?!?!?!
:D

[NJFemmie]

In case you need a little help to get you there ....

http://www.candledelirium.com/images/aromatherapy-panic-attack.jpg

http://dsskcorp.com/ibidem/fotographia/misc/panic%21at.teh.dsskcorp.gif

http://www.beitzell.com/stephen/barbie/0000rhmpbarbie.jpg

http://rlv.zcache.com/cry_a_river_build_a_bridge_get_over_it_hat-p148698704548132176t5k8_210.jpg

[weatherboi]

Can't resist!!!

http://th03.deviantart.net/fs44/300W/f/2009/146/6/8/Patriot_Barbie_by_minnesotamutt.jpg

Glad to see her eat finally!!!

http://th07.deviantart.net/fs7/300W/i/2005/253/3/3/Barbie_1_by_teamben.jpg

I know Barbie's all around the world wanna say this!!!

http://th06.deviantart.net/fs26/300W/i/2009/247/4/f/Barbie_by_PeachDaub.jpg

Girl loves her kink!!!!

http://th07.deviantart.net/fs30/300W/f/2008/177/f/1/f1e2ddf0f377d092add8c83a034dbfd4.jpg

And finally she lost her head!!!!!

http://th06.deviantart.net/fs26/300W/i/2008/096/8/f/Barbie_by_Barbusz.jpg

[Diva]

Oh dear GAY, NJ......Jake is shooting coffee out of his nose.....

Of course, **I'M** not......

Because I'm sweetness and light.....and SOUTHERN.

[JakeTulane]

Oh dear GAY, NJ......Jake is shooting coffee out of his nose.....

Of course, **I'M** not......

Because I'm sweetness and light.....and SOUTHERN.

seriously shooting.. and you ARE too...

:flyingpig:

[Diva]

seriously shooting.. and you ARE too...

:flyingpig:



You warned me.....so I didn't, Hotshot!

:angel:

[NJFemmie]

http://njcprinting.com/images/500x400blkQuagmire.jpg

Yay! He gets a day!

*giggity*

http://episteme.arstechnica.com/eve/forums/a/ga/ul/648005252041/inlineimg/Y/quagmire_giggity_giggity_goo.jpg

http://images2.cafepress.com/product/359316502v6_225x225_Front.jpg

[Diva]

Dear gay.....:jester:

[NJFemmie]

http://www.stonewall.org.uk/images/cm_images/SPAGGOI-tshirt.gif

[robbrt]

http://www.faxcoversheets.org/samples/dont_panic.png

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Quagmire-family-guy-684487_1024_768.gif

[NJFemmie]

That's one mighty big Quagmire....gave me a panic attack when I scrolled down, lol.

No, seriously.

*drinking more coffee*

[NJFemmie]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kmWvsuAQEoU/SOF98FmuMzI/AAAAAAAABUc/P4nYKw3w2vM/S240/pix+rant+panic-inducing.JPG

This is a bit nerve-racking, eh?

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/funny-pictures-cat-sits-on-ledge.jpg

[NJFemmie]

One last shot for Quagmire....

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-family-guy-peacock.jpg

[Gemme]

One last shot for Quagmire....

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-family-guy-peacock.jpg

The Diva. She loves the peaCOCKS. :blink:

[NJFemmie]

The Diva. She loves the peaCOCKS. :blink:

.......... *giggity*

[Diva]

One last shot for Quagmire....

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-family-guy-peacock.jpg




He's about to get him some.
I love the peacocks.....yes, I do.


:happyjump:

[Diva]

TODAY

~March 10th~

is

National Festival of Life in the Cracks Day
:dots:

&

International Day of Awesomeness Day
:cheer:

&

National Mario Day
:pacman:

&

National Podunk Place Appreciation Day
:sheep:

[NJFemmie]

Life in the cracks day huh? I experience a form of that every day at work ...

http://www.wyomingway.com/BUTT_CRACK_1.jpg

no matter where you turn - BAM! there it is
:|

[NJFemmie]

WOOHOO!! Speaking of which, I need to hook up the Wii to the new flat screen TV tonight!!

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:vK1YA2jtNHa5NM:http://scrapetv.com/News/News%2520Pages/Games/images-2/mario-kart-mario.jpg

I love me some Mario Kart!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2377/2437432579_86cda5a78d.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://www.m-dnovember.com/wp-content/uploads/images/insp_captkirk.png

http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x0/0x0/0/3182140430691163132.jpeg

[weatherboi]

I like this guys awesome style!!!
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs16/f/2007/187/7/5/Awesome_by_Coelasquid.jpg

[weatherboi]

spooky podunk
http://th00.deviantart.net/fs21/300W/f/2007/306/c/3/Night_at_Podunk_by_Poo7878.jpg

this is childhood picture of me taken just after some redneck thru sweet tea at me

http://th09.deviantart.net/fs19/300W/i/2007/297/7/8/Beautiful_Podunk_Town__EBZERO_by_Chaisu.jpg

[weatherboi]

http://th00.deviantart.net/fs8/300W/i/2005/364/f/5/When_Mario_slips_up____by_TheBourgyman.jpg

[Leigh]

TODAY

~March 10th~

is

National Festival of Life in the Cracks Day
:dots:

&

International Day of Awesomeness Day
:cheer:

&

National Mario Day
:pacman:

&

National Podunk Place Appreciation Day
:sheep:





Today is just a crackingly awesome day for podunk dwellers and Mario lovers everywhere :blink:

[NJFemmie]

http://www.ilovethefingerlakes.com/countiesandtowns/images/TOMPKINS-ULYSSES/Podunk-Rd-Sign.jpg

*sigh* .......... sorry, it's all I got.

[Diva]

Wouldn't You hate to live on THAT street? :flowers:

[Leigh]

It could be worse, someone named Bubba could live on that street :blink:

[NJFemmie]

... or going to this school?

http://www.podunk.com/4001b.jpg

... wearing this sweatshirt?

http://www.podunk.com/bird.jpg

[Diva]

Maybe they have degrees in Awesomeness.....or a Masters in Mario.....

:hanging:

[NJFemmie]

Maybe they have degrees in Awesomeness.....or a Masters in Mario.....

:hanging:





hmmm, good point!

(no thanks, lol - I'm already awesome *cough cough* and I kick ass in Mario)

[Lusciousblondefemme]

National Women and Girls HIV/AIDS Awareness Day

[Diva]

TODAY

~March 11th~

is

National Johnny Appleseed Day
:farmtree:

&

National Worship of Tools Day
:chainsaw:

&

National Fortune Cookie Day
:cookielove:

&
For sweet Lily

National Kidney Day
:awww:

[Deborah]

According to 'Good Morning America' it's



NATIONAL MATTRESS DAY

okay everyone back to bed.....:alarm:

[Diva]

According to 'Good Morning America' it's



NATIONAL MATTRESS DAY

okay everyone back to bed.....:alarm:



I love Your style! AND I miss You!!! :crybaby:

[NJFemmie]

According to 'Good Morning America' it's



NATIONAL MATTRESS DAY

okay everyone back to bed.....:alarm:

WOOHOOO!!!! And we just bought a new one too!
Now I can REALLY appreciate it!!

[Diva]

Yes, I think both You and Mare should stay home from work today and appreciate Your mattress......

:angel:

Just sayin'.....

[NJFemmie]

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/misc/tool.jpg

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/6/pyzambenches.jpg

[NJFemmie]

Yes, I think both You and Mare should stay home from work today and appreciate Your mattress......

:angel:

Just sayin'.....




Sweeeeeeet! I'll call Her and tell Her you said so.... ;)

[NJFemmie]

http://www.lolhome.com/img_big/funny-picture-172.jpg

http://mysqldump.azundris.com/uploads/fortune.jpg

uuuuh, yeaokthanksbye

[NJFemmie]

http://thyme2.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c7f3553ef01053503c616970c-400wi

God, I haven't had a good plate of this in a while!!
(I opted to appreciate kidney beans today, btw ;))

[Linus]

TODAY

~March 8th~

is

National Be Nasty Day
:flasher:

&

National Women's Rights Day
:cheerleader:

&

National Witty Wench Day
:eyebat:
(My kinda day!)






Rats. I missed this one.

Sigh.

Ah well.. here (Cathy Jones and Mary Walsh from CODCO, Canadian political satire group):

YouTube- LOUD FEMINISTS - Women's Day

[NJFemmie]

For today's woman:

http://media.rd.com/rd/images/rdc/slideshows/silly-signs/silly-signs-05-ss.jpg

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/h/hardware_conflict-12106.jpg

http://www.ascocarhire.com/images/billboards/billboard7.jpg

[Gemme]

Today, I look like this ---> :brainsucker: so you will find little to no witty or even mildly amusing comments from this peanut gallery today.

[Diva]

TODAY

~March 12th~

is

National Alfred Hitchcock Day
:popcorn::scarytv::popcorn:

&

National Girl Scout Day
:cookielove:

&

National Love Handle & Wattle Appreciation Day
:weightshock:

[NJFemmie]

http://i.cnn.net/v5cache/TCM/Images/Dynamic/i63/hitchcock_alfred2_122820070432.jpg


Hulu has a nice collection of Al's stuffz:

http://www.hulu.com/alfred-hitchcock-hour

[NJFemmie]

Ha! I posted this in the Girls Scouts thread - maybe I should have waited until today:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/funny-pictures-cat-has-box-of-cookies.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://rlv.zcache.com/pinch_an_inch_card-p137036314768775181tra8_210.jpg

[Diva]

OH! I guess I'm still young (at heart)...and I have a big ol' head, too! :|

[NJFemmie]

http://www.jamesmaybe.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Bob_Dob-Big_Head.jpg

[weatherboi]

i am thinking these guys probably waddle

http://www.man-diet.co.uk/images/more/lovehandles_400x300.jpg

and i dedicate this one to my pops

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/rma/lowres/rman3818l.jpg

[weatherboi]

love him!!!

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTIwOTU3MDM3MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNjIyMzM2._V1._ SX307_SY400_.jpg

[Diva]

Clearly, I have not read this book.....

http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz166/asiddpk/remove_your_love_handles_ebook.jpg

[NJFemmie]

One must not forget the penguin waddle....

http://www.kevscartoons.com/images/cartoons/kevtoons/waddle.gif

Here's an instruction booklet for enthusiasts:

http://media.eyethinkinc.com/images/books/waddle.gif

[violaine]

uninhibited-

:rollcat: :bigladybug::flyingpig::sheep::floatbee:

[Diva]

TODAY

~March 13th~

is

National Open an Umbrella Indoors Day
:rainsing:

National Earmuffs Day
:snowysmiley:

National Good Samaritan Day
:gimmehug:

&

National Slinky Day
:happyjump:

[Blade]

Beautiful and busy gottta run yall

[Gemme]

TODAY

~March 13th~

is

National Open an Umbrella Indoors Day
:rainsing:

National Earmuffs Day
:snowysmiley:

National Good Samaritan Day
:gimmehug:

&

National Slinky Day
:happyjump:





Great. Now I have the jingle for Slinky in my head. :blink:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2b/Slinky_ad_1946.jpg

[BestButchBoy]

Pi Day.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi_Day

[Soft*Silver]

another day I cannot sleep.....

[Diva]

TODAY

~March 14th~

is

National Potato Chip Day
:popcorn:

National Check Your Batteries Day
:D

National Ask A Question Day
?????

National Pi Day
3+2= a(x)blah, blah, blah

&

National Toad Hollow Week
:frog:

[weatherboi]

http://www.askthemechanic.co.uk/images/Battery%20drain%206.jpg

[weatherboi]

i love chips


http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/12/1206_transfats/image/potato_chips.jpg

[MrSunshine]

One day til take off :flying:

[Queerasfck]

TODAY

~March 14th~

is

National Potato Chip Day
:popcorn:






[/SIZE][/SIZE]

Yummmmmmmmmmm. These are the best chips I've ever had. I rarely buy them because they are so dahhhhhhhhhhhhm good.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/108/316890030_82430f3883.jpg

[Mister Bent]

Chicken cacciatore. Time to get started!

See you for dinner Ezee!

[Dude]

church people day!:twitch:
:hiding:

[Gemme]

TODAY

~March 14th~

is

National Potato Chip Day
:popcorn:

National Check Your Batteries Day
:D

National Ask A Question Day
?????

National Pi Day
3+2= a(x)blah, blah, blah

&

National Toad Hollow Week
:frog:







Toad Hollow? :eyebrow:

[Diva]

Toad Hollow? :eyebrow:



I say we go with this........

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k31/jess72078/wine%20bottles/Toad-Hollow.jpg

[Abigail Crabby]

One day til take off :flying:

and where are you goin?

[JakeTulane]

Where is NJ?


:bowdown:

[Diva]

TODAY

~March 15th~

is

National Buzzard's Day
:bluebat:
Just cut me some slack, ok? I KNOW it's a damned bat!

National Everything-You-Think-Is-Wrong Day
:readfineprint:

The Ides Of March
:fencing:

National Napping Day
Zzzzzz
(This is what one does when one finds out that everything one thinks is wrong....)

[NJFemmie]

That's just wrong ....

http://www.jokesunlimited.com/jokepics/1348.jpg

Funny, lol ... but wrong, lol.

[NJFemmie]

http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0807/jeffrey-dahmer-jeffrey-dahmer-demotivational-poster-1217457047.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://highbridnation.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/napping.jpg

http://www.flyawaycafe.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/Misha%20napping.JPG

[NJFemmie]

I just love this buzzard! lol

http://www.iconarchive.com/icons/sykonist/looney-tunes/256/Beaky-Buzzard-icon.png

"nononono, can't do it, can't do it..."


catch ya laterz, gotta get ready for work .....

[NJFemmie]

I just love this buzzard! lol

http://www.iconarchive.com/icons/sykonist/looney-tunes/256/Beaky-Buzzard-icon.png

"nononono, can't do it, can't do it..."


catch ya laterz, gotta get ready for work .....

Dammit! I hate when these linkies do that... grrrr

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2960587473266646592&ei=pyaeS-bRDIXslQfB6JSKDg&q=looney+tunes+buzzard&hl=en#

Monday morning cartoon time!

[NJFemmie]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Pn6VAGlMjVg/SbrJuZmqVNI/AAAAAAAAGOE/3SHwt1SvMGU/s400/ides1.jpg

http://www.robrogers.com/gallery/old_favorites/images/best_98/pulitzer_entries/031798%20The%20Ides%20Of%20March.gif

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/ato/lowres/aton860l.jpg

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/office-backstabbing.png

[NJFemmie]

http://pondstonecommunications.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/cute-funny-kitten-napping-on-blanket.jpg

Spontaneous napping.... I think this happened to me once (or twice) ...
http://aura0.gaia.com/photos/14/139443/large/napping_kitten_radiator.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3097/2499266027_36e476c404.jpg?v=0

ahhhh .... I would love a nap right about now ....

[NJFemmie]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/19jan2-just-wrong.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9cSQx6NYzrU/SGRjhvuNgPI/AAAAAAAAFb4/xytUEHbIa6c/s400/blasphemy.bmp

[NJFemmie]

I know I'm a bit late for this - but I have a burning question and I think I found the answer...

http://www.mentaljokes.com/images/color00340.gif

So he DOES have a sense of humor after all!

[NJFemmie]

Where is NJ?


:bowdown:

Geography 101... *smirk*

http://static.selectleaders.com/static/images/real-estate-new-york-new-jersey-connecticut.jpg

I qwack myself up! (Feeling a bit ducky today with all this damn rain....)

[NJFemmie]

Okay, this is so wrong!

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/monday-motivation-33-61.jpg?w=500&h=400

ew ew ew ew ew


http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129114217641779241.jpg

[Apocalipstic]

Its also....first morning back to work after the time change....snooooze, or would that be Nap day? At my deskkkkkk. :bringcoffee:

[NJFemmie]

Its also....first morning back to work after the time change....snooooze, or would that be Nap day? At my deskkkkkk. :bringcoffee:


Pull a Castanza.....
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fpHKiOzeRrs/SnZnm-0NdgI/AAAAAAAAAaw/hmeRYjERYh8/s400/2007_05_arts_nap.jpg

nitey nite!

[weatherboi]

http://www.clipartguide.com/_named_clipart_images/0511-0811-0418-5941_Man_Napping_in_a_Hammock_Cartoon__clipart_ima ge.jpg

[Andrew, Jr.]

Today is a very busy one for me. I have alot planned. And I know the furkids are most definitely out of wack with the time change. It happens all the time.

Namaste,
Andrew

[NJFemmie]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_thlFYTjJbmQ/SORM5tcq8bI/AAAAAAAAHfU/zlHLMcsLdzM/s640/ruth.jpg

oh crap, you said buzzard.......... hmppff

[~Bo]

Somebody has WAYYYYYYY too much time on her hands. :sunglass:

[Leigh]

TODAY

~March 15th~

is

National Buzzard's Day
:bluebat:
Just cut me some slack, ok? I KNOW it's a damned bat!

National Everything-You-Think-Is-Wrong Day
:readfineprint:

The Ides Of March
:fencing:

National Napping Day
Zzzzzz
(This is what one does when one finds out that everything one thinks is wrong....)








oh boy, this'll be fun :D

So today is National Napping on March 15th with a Buzzard because Everything I Think Is Wrong Day???? :glasses:

[Soft*Silver]

so I was at the Drs office and when they told me today was the 15th of March, I responded "ohhhh..the ides of March" .... all the women in the office looked at me, and it was obvious no one knew what I was refering to, let alone know what I meant.



So..do you?

[~Bo]

so I was at the Drs office and when they told me today was the 15th of March, I responded "ohhhh..the ides of March" .... all the women in the office looked at me, and it was obvious no one knew what I was refering to, let alone know what I meant.



So..do you?




I do...I do!!! Yep I remember from all the way back to 12th grade Lit. :reader:

[AshenLady]

so I was at the Drs office and when they told me today was the 15th of March, I responded "ohhhh..the ides of March" .... all the women in the office looked at me, and it was obvious no one knew what I was refering to, let alone know what I meant.



So..do you?

Et tu, Brute?

[Soft*Silver]

I do...I do!!! Yep I remember from all the way back to 12th grade Lit. :reader:

Et tu, Brute?

good job to both of you!!!!

[Corkey]

Anyone as old as we should.
Me thinks kids don't read enough these days.

[AshenLady]

good job to both of you!!!!

:cheerleader:

Yesterday was Pi Day - know why?

[Diva]

so I was at the Drs office and when they told me today was the 15th of March, I responded "ohhhh..the ides of March" .... all the women in the office looked at me, and it was obvious no one knew what I was refering to, let alone know what I meant.



So..do you?

Anyone as old as we should.
Me thinks kids don't read enough these days.


I began reading to my children when they were in the womb.....both voracious readers.....<smile>

[Diva]

TODAY

~March 16th~

is

National Everything You Do Is Right Day
:flyaway:

National Curlew Day
:flyingweed:
(It's a bird....we have no birds...)

National Lips Appreciation Day
:kissy:

&

National Bull In The China Shop Day
:farmbull:

[NJFemmie]

Somebody has WAYYYYYYY too much time on her hands. :sunglass:

Oh yeah, who? (see signature pic)

[NJFemmie]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/143/323625957_86a57fbc39.jpg
and ah one ... and ah two...

http://www.stevenhumour.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/big-lips.jpg

Big lips sink ships, but these might actually be flotation devices.

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/ato/lowres/aton1690l.jpg

Some stereotypes actually do play themselves out.

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/ato/lowres/aton1688l.jpg

[Tommi]

Cookie Monster CRAVING Day ..

Click here for info on DIVA (http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/showpost.php?p=67827&postcount=78)..

[NJFemmie]

http://rlv.zcache.com/i_am_never_wrong_tshirt-p235300545955818040caih_400.jpg

[Diva]

Those LIPS!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Those can't be real, can they????? ICK!

I can't appreciate THOSE lips....lol:lips:

[NJFemmie]

Those LIPS!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Those can't be real, can they????? ICK!

I can't appreciate THOSE lips....lol:lips:





Don't be hatin' on those lips... it IS lips appreciation day.

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/8/doglips.jpg

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/wanda.jpg

[Diva]

Ok!!! I can appreciate THOSE! lol


:simplelaugh:

[Tommi]

http://rlv.zcache.com/i_am_never_wrong_tshirt-p235300545955818040caih_400.jpg

I neeeed it.
I want it....I must have it....How fun, on a shirt..

[Blade]

Today is my Wednesday!

I'm off for a 4 day weekend Fri Sat Sun Mon.

YIPPIEEEEEE

[Diva]

TODAY

~March 17th~

is

St. Patrick's Day!!!
:clover::clover::clover:

&

National Little Leprechaun Day
:jack:

&

National Camp Fire Girls Day
:3femme:

&

National Submarine Day
:titantic:

[Tommi]

TODAY

~March 17th~

is

St. Patrick's Day!!!
:clover::clover::clover:

&

National Little Leprechaun Day
:jack:

&

National Camp Fire Girls Day
:3femme:

&

National Submarine Day
:titantic:




Ditto..
I have not had my coffee yet today

[NJFemmie]

http://www.funnychix.com/pix/funny-pictures-leprechauns.jpghttp://funnyfidos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/leprechaun.jpg

http://sketchedout.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/leprechaun4.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://kinetickingdom.com/KK-how2/how2indexpix/19-USS-Yellow-Submarine.JPGhttp://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/12/11/129050103216203298.jpg

http://www.trevorclinard.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/subracesjpg.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://digital.library.upenn.edu/women/stewart/woods/cover.jpeg

A story of fishing techniques, tent furniture arrangement, burnt marshmallows and of course, campfires. (Also includes a bonus chapter on how to effectively beat the crap out of anything using a simple oar.) ... (and yes, the shoulder bag is Prada.)

[Leigh]

TODAY

~March 17th~

is

St. Patrick's Day!!!
:clover::clover::clover:

&

National Little Leprechaun Day
:jack:

&

National Camp Fire Girls Day
:3femme:

&

National Submarine Day
:titantic:





Wooohooo so its National Little Leprechaun in a Submarine near the Camp Fire Girl's Happy St. Patrick's Day Day???

*phew*

THAT was quite a mouthful :blink:

[MrSunshine]

the 1/2 way point!

[Diva]

TODAY

~March 18th~

is

National Surpreme Sacrifice Day
:bananasplit:


National Awkward Moments Day
:brainsucker:


National Absolutely Incredible Kid Day
:whine:


National Flying Saucer Appreciation Day
:alieninjar:

[NJFemmie]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/11/26/128722291081035325.jpg

http://www.toonpool.com/user/3715/files/an_awkward_moment_435165.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/7/27/633843038284281220-sacrifice.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://www.alamedainfo.com/New_York_Worlds_Fair_1964_New_York_Pavilion.jpg

I used to think these were flying saucers. Then, the MIB (Men In Black) confirmed it. (I knew it!!)

[NJFemmie]

http://www.acres-wild.com/Photos%20of%20Acres%20Wild/Goat%20Kids%201%20Aug%202007%20-%205.jpg

Okay, so I know what kid you meant, but isn't he cute???
(and I am sure he's incredible too).

[Tommi]

Today is Thursday. Closer to the weekend where you decide what you can donate for the fundraiser. Just go to the last page(see link down there) and add your something and name. Handmade things, Gift cards, fun stuff in bags :scared:, are always sweet if you can't come up with anything else. The can be sent directly to BFP and we will announce your donation and name for posterity...:happyjump:

See it.
---------Touch it
-----------------Buy it

You can be a lucky winner !

TASTE IT.

MUST BE PRESENT FOR

DIVA's COOKIE EXPOSE ~Click here please (http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=816&page=5)
.

[NJFemmie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/funny-pictures-cat-and-dog-have-awkward-meeting.jpg

[Dude]

awkward moments. atleast one a day ...jaqueline wants to squirt me in the eye with hairspray
saucers.....maybe there will be plates thrown?:deal:

[Diva]

awkward moments. atleast one a day ...jaqueline wants to squirt me in the eye with hairspray
saucers.....maybe there will be plates thrown?:deal:



Hee hee......I can see this, for some reason....the hair spray AND the saucers..... :scared:

[Gemme]

TODAY

~March 18th~

is

National Surpreme Sacrifice Day
:bananasplit:


National Awkward Moments Day
:brainsucker:


National Absolutely Incredible Kid Day
:whine:


National Flying Saucer Appreciation Day
:alieninjar:





I'm not going to the gym today, sacrifice, check.

Recently released jailbird getting talked down to by another house member, awkward, check.

8 year old kid just got back from D.C. and talking about health care reform and the life of his mom, who died at 27 with 3 kids, due to not getting the care she needed, incredible, check.

I'd appreciate it if flying saucers stayed away from me, thank you, check.

[NJFemmie]

I'm not going to the gym today, sacrifice, check.

Recently released jailbird getting talked down to by another house member, awkward, check.

8 year old kid just got back from D.C. and talking about health care reform and the life of his mom, who died at 27 with 3 kids, due to not getting the care she needed, incredible, check.

I'd appreciate it if flying saucers stayed away from me, thank you, check.

http://www.toonpool.com/user/589/files/flying_saucers_327505.jpg

Dinnerware check.


I had something like this!!!
http://i.ebayimg.com/19/!BWr7V2!BWk~$(KGrHgoOKi0EjlLmV1mnBKYotQdH8!~~_12.J PG
I loved this thing! But I kept losing my "saucers".

[Diva]

TODAY

~March 19th~

is

National Poultry Day
:farmchicken:

National Chocolate Caramel Day
:eatinghersheybar:

National Swallows Return To San Juan Capistrano Day
:cluck:
(We have no swallows....)

National Dweeb Appreciation day
:glasses:
(There is no Bo smilie...)



hee hee
:heartbeat:

[NJFemmie]

Message to all the dweebs in the world:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PG9h1CS1dfo/ShfTMmbsX0I/AAAAAAAAIYk/597l8xMy9tI/s400/super-dweeb.jpg

... oh and hey ... my computer needs fixin'.

[NJFemmie]

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/c/chicken_or_the_egg-11982.jpg

... and we STILL don't know.

[NJFemmie]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/hsc0881l.jpg

Oh lookie! It's the swallows tour guide!

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/hsc1712l.jpg

... taking flying to a whole new level.... (their little bags are so cute!)

[NJFemmie]

OMG, it has sin all over it.

http://thebitessite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/chocolate-caramel-tart-bite.jpg

[Diva]

OMG, it has sin all over it.

http://thebitessite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/chocolate-caramel-tart-bite.jpg



Dear gay.....I. Want. That. Now.

Nice work, NJ! :awww:

[NJFemmie]

Dear gay.....I. Want. That. Now.

Nice work, NJ! :awww:




:slapfight: we'll have to fight for it.... :fencing::kungfu:


:bucktooth: <-- lookie, I found you a dweeb

[NJFemmie]

Falling under the dweeb category....

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/7/23/633839645050739410-TheySeeMeRollin.jpg

.. or would that be dork?

hmmm ...

[~Bo]

Who you callin' dweeb??? :nerd:

[Blade]

Today is almost gone, but the possibilities of tomorrow are amazing.

[Sam]

is friday:beatcomputer:

[Diva]

TODAY

~March 20th~

is

National Proposal Day
:love1:


National Festival of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
:alieninjar:


National Corn Dog Day
:badcook:


National Won't You Be My Neighbor Day
:pile:


National Green Knight Day
:knighthorse:
(I think this might have something to do with Monty Python....)

[Gemme]

TODAY

~March 20th~

is

National Proposal Day
:love1:


National Festival of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
:alieninjar:


National Corn Dog Day
:badcook:


National Won't You Be My Neighbor Day
:pile:


National Green Knight Day
:knighthorse:
(I think this might have something to do with Monty Python....)







I propose that my neighbor, the Green Knight, and I shall eat corn dogs and discuss extraterrestrial abductions. Once I get off of work, of course. :thumbsup:

[Diva]

I propose that my neighbor, the Green Knight, and I shall eat corn dogs and discuss extraterrestrial abductions. Once I get off of work, of course. :thumbsup:



Sounds like a plan.....

With me......all I can see is E. T. with a corn dog..... :D

[Gemme]

Sounds like a plan.....

With me......all I can see is E. T. with a corn dog..... :D




I like E.T. I like corn dogs. It's a winner!
:happyjump:

[~Bo]

Yeah. But I'm not so sure ET likes corndogs. :thinking:

[Gemme]

Yeah. But I'm not so sure ET likes corndogs. :thinking:

You don't know that. He might really like the tofu ones. :blink: :eating:

[~Bo]

You don't know that. He might really like the tofu ones. :blink: :eating:




Aaaccckkk!!!!! No way!!!!!!


He's definitely a cheeseburger dude. :thumbsup:

[Gemme]

Aaaccckkk!!!!! No way!!!!!!


He's definitely a cheeseburger dude. :thumbsup:


I disagree. He seems more of a pita pocket kinda guy to me.

[~Bo]

I disagree. He seems more of a pita pocket kinda guy to me.





Nawwww......cheeseburgers and fries. I'm sure of it. :bbq:

[Leigh]

TODAY

~March 20th~

is

National Proposal Day
:love1:


National Festival of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
:alieninjar:


National Corn Dog Day
:badcook:


National Won't You Be My Neighbor Day
:pile:


National Green Knight Day
:knighthorse:
(I think this might have something to do with Monty Python....)







:cheesy:

*TADA* It is officially, ummmm how do I put this together?

National Extraterrestrial Abductions of the Green Knight Proposing Wont You Be My Neighbor while eating a Corn Dog Day

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :jester:

[Diva]

TODAY

~March 21st~

is


National Fragrance Day
:bow:


National Common Courtesy Day
:flowers:


National Spring Fairy Fun Day
:ballerina:
(Pretend she has wings...)


National Give-Me-A-Break Day
:whoop:

[Diva]

TODAY

~March 22nd~

is


National Goof-Off Day
:cheerleader:


National As-Young-As-You-Feel
:jester:


National Day of the Seal
:fishswim:
(We don't have a seal.)


National Pillow Fight Day
:slapfight:

[NJFemmie]

http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/pillow-fight-cases.jpg

The New Jersey version of these have bricks in them. We like it rough.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00458/baby_harp_seal_682_458143a.jpg

I want one.

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/rma0098l.jpg

Um ... I'm not sure what "good-off" day is ... so take this...
http://www.old-bags.com/blu_doris.jpg

[Diva]

LOL! Typo Alert!!!!!

It's "Goof-Off"....and I fixed it in time! Yea!

[NJFemmie]

LOL! Typo Alert!!!!!

It's "Goof-Off"....and I fixed it in time! Yea!




ahhh-HEM
Not fast enough for quick-draw Sharon. ;)

[NJFemmie]

http://imboredatwork.org/goofingoff.jpg

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/cwl/lowres/cwln1330l.jpg

[Diva]

ahhh-HEM
Not fast enough for quick-draw Sharon. ;)



Love it! :fastdraq:

[NJFemmie]

http://www.westernstageprops.com/miva/graphics/00000001/v1035lr.jpg

[Gemme]

TODAY

~March 21st~

is


National Fragrance Day
:bow:


National Common Courtesy Day
:flowers:


National Spring Fairy Fun Day
:ballerina:
(Pretend she has wings...)


National Give-Me-A-Break Day
:whoop:




It was NOT National Give Me a Break Day for me yesterday. :blink:

I'd like to lodge a complaint. Where do I do that?

TODAY

~March 22nd~

is


National Goof-Off Day
:cheerleader:


National As-Young-As-You-Feel
:jester:


National Day of the Seal
:fishswim:
(We don't have a seal.)


National Pillow Fight Day
:slapfight:





I'm not sure how or why, but now, I am hungry. :confused:

[Diva]

TODAY

~March 23rd~

is


National Chip & Dip Day
:eating:


National Organize Your Office Day
:pcthink:


National Puppy Day
:dogwalking:


National Of-Course-I'm-Right Day
:hamactor:

[NJFemmie]

http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/d9/1/AAAAAtdsx44AAAAAANkQwg.jpg

Diva's Lime Green Office
http://smartwomanonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/organize-your-office-lg.jpg
(looks very organized to me)

http://k-9medic.com/gallery/lolpup3983.jpg
(you know I'm rollin' with the puppies....)
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/loldog-chihuahua-costume-on-second-thought.jpg
http://www.burningsea.com/images/developer/fraxl/puppy.jpg

deja vu ...?
http://static.pyzam.com/img/graphics/sayingsquotes/leanne230.gif
http://images7.cafepress.com/nocache/product/410558037v2147483647_480x480_Front.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-dog-pictures-cat-tricks-dog-with-mouse.jpg

Side note: Cats are not evil. They just have a wicked sense of humor, lol.

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-puppy-pictures-orange-cat-holds-ransom.jpg

[Diva]

How did I know You would have a bucket of puppy stuff!?!?!?! <giggling>

[NJFemmie]

How did I know You would have a bucket of puppy stuff!?!?!?! <giggling>




I suppose I am that predictable ;)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/177/397311586_2fb9da7c3d.jpg?v=0

[Diva]

OHHHHHHHHHHHH................I. want. those. puppies.

And that lime green office! :ballerina:

[Ms. Tabitha]

OHHHHHHHHHHHH................I. want. those. puppies.

And that lime green office! :ballerina:




That lime green office should be mine :cheesy:

[Diva]

TODAY

~March 24th~

is


National Chocolate Covered Raisin Day
:badcook:


National Kick Butts Day
:veggie:


National Wonder Wabbit Day
:eatthebunny:

[NJFemmie]

http://home.comcast.net/~cheetah24/wabbit.jpghttp://www.fascinationst.com/productImages/sku2274.jpg

I wove that wabbit.

[NJFemmie]

I know you meant the other butts ... but this is more exciting....

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CJenGnUO9ys/SvwQPuKk7VI/AAAAAAAAAcQ/CdOAbvmhm4k/s400/KickAss2%5B1%5D.jpghttp://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3758/kickass0rv.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://www.confectionsbyjoel.com/images/products/preview/raisins.jpg

now I need a box of these....

http://everythingandnothing.typepad.com/mississippi/images/darkraisinetsm.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://www.pantherkut.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/this-is-my-ass-kicking-leg.jpghttp://rlv.zcache.com/i_would_never_let_a_woman_kick_my_ass_if_she_t_tsh irt-p235760888750449236t5tr_400.jpghttp://files.myopera.com/Indigo_myst/images/kick-butt.gif
I'll do it for 50 cents. (I'm such the businesswoman)

[Diva]

http://www.confectionsbyjoel.com/images/products/preview/raisins.jpg

now I need a box of these....

http://everythingandnothing.typepad.com/mississippi/images/darkraisinetsm.jpg


Oh look! It's a bowl of goat poop!
Those things are nasty.....<giggle>

A waste of good chocolate, if You ask me.... Oh. You didn't ask me, did You?

[NJFemmie]

More kick ass....

http://www.monkeyboobies.com/gallery/d/172-1/1740-porch.jpg

[NJFemmie]

Oh look! It's a bowl of goat poop!
Those things are nasty.....<giggle>

A waste of good chocolate, if You ask me.... Oh. You didn't ask me, did You?




hmmm, so I take it you don't like chocolate covered raisins....

how about these?
http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/chocolate-covered-crickets.jpg ew ew ew ew ew

[Diva]

Um.........................not so much.


Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.......:twitch:

:D

[NJFemmie]

This is actually my favorite chocolate covered-somethings....

http://laurelvchocolates.com/images/450x300_choc_cov_cherrires.jpg


:drool:

[Diva]

This is actually my favorite chocolate covered-somethings....

http://laurelvchocolates.com/images/450x300_choc_cov_cherrires.jpg


:drool:



You're not gonna believe this.....but I don't like those either. :D

I used to work at Godiva (which *I* always thought said, "Go Diva"...) and I loved their chocolate covered strawberries..........YUM!

[NJFemmie]

You're not gonna believe this.....but I don't like those either. :D

I used to work at Godiva (which *I* always thought said, "Go Diva"...) and I loved their chocolate covered strawberries..........YUM!




Okay, so "Go (get me some) Diva". Thank you :)

http://img.blogcu.com/uploads/bestrecipes_Chocolate_covered_strawberries.jpghttp ://www.eleganteating.com/catering/Photos/chocolate-dipped-strawberries.jpg

[Diva]

Okay, so "Go (get me some) Diva". Thank you :)

http://img.blogcu.com/uploads/bestrecipes_Chocolate_covered_strawberries.jpghttp ://www.eleganteating.com/catering/Photos/chocolate-dipped-strawberries.jpg



I love You.

There.
I said it.

:shocking:

[NJFemmie]

I love You.

There.
I said it.

:shocking:




*whispering*
You love the strawberries ... ;)

I can see right through you, Missy ... and now, you can too!

http://hollywoodhatesme.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/xray-glasses1.jpg

but wait ... order with the next 15 minutes and we'll throw in a

http://www.toysgalore.co.nz/images/Super_Hero_Cape.jpg

act now, while supplies last!
(Flying lessons sold separately).

[Diva]

Oh this is excellent!!!

Lookie right there.....that's just a rash, right? :giggle:

[NJFemmie]

Oh this is excellent!!!

Lookie right there.....that's just a rash, right? :giggle:




OMG is it THAT noticeable?

http://www.viewpoints.com/images/review/2008/213/13/1217529228-98969_full.jpg

damn, grabbed the wrong bottle .....

http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/clientuploads/directory/AMB_Products/ladyamb_detail_photo.jpg

[Diva]

Oh dear gay.......You're hysterical!

LADY Anti Monkey Butt......gotta love THAT! :fallenangel:

[NJFemmie]

Oh dear gay.......You're hysterical!

LADY Anti Monkey Butt......gotta love THAT! :fallenangel:




mhmmm, for that "satiny smooth" feel.

[NJFemmie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-little-rabbit-bounces-up-and-down1.jpg

Wabbit boot camp, where wabbits twain to hop, and also wearn tactical weaponry skills. (okay, so maybe it just amused me, and that's a pretty simple task)

[violaine]

~~ beautiful ~~ :smelling-flower: :ohm:

[Andrew, Jr.]

A present. Live it! :waterski:

[Diva]

TODAY

~March 25th~

is


National Waffle Day
:eating:


National Letting Go Of Stuff Day
:ohm:


National Old New Year's Day
:happyjump:


National Dingbat Fellowship Day
:danceparty:

[NJFemmie]

I think I found one of its leaders
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Science/Images/stupid-driver.jpg

http://theblacksentinel.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/no-stupid-people.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://goodbadandugly2.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/waffle.jpg

uummm, maybe he should leggo his eggo.

[NJFemmie]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/rma/lowres/rman9192l.jpg

kick it to the curb like beckham ...

[weatherboi]

http://th04.deviantart.net/fs40/300W/i/2009/041/9/c/WAFFLES_by_sassafrass002.jpg

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs29/f/2008/146/6/2/62b2e57f0f260c59c6a3de0f0ead3966.png

http://th00.deviantart.net/fs31/300W/f/2008/210/8/a/Waffles_by_valenceleclerc.jpg

[NJFemmie]

I think I found another one ....

http://www.autoalerts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/stupid_people_get_a_brain_morans.jpg

Do you think he meant MORONS?

[Diva]

Bless his heart..... :rainbowAfro:

[NJFemmie]

Bless his heart..... :rainbowAfro:





Bless something.

[weatherboi]

dingbat


http://www.drwebman.com/img/drshock/dingbat_pattern_01_re400.jpg

[NJFemmie]

dingbat


http://www.drwebman.com/img/drshock/dingbat_pattern_01_re400.jpg

I knew I saw a resemblance!

http://onfinite.com/libraries/297975/1b5.jpg

[MrSunshine]

OK,so I got screwed on the waffle.Other than that it turned out to be a beautiful peaceful day.

[Diva]

OK,so I got screwed on the waffle.Other than that it turned out to be a beautiful peaceful day.



You're just jealous that You didn't get a Waffle Hat......

:simplelaugh:

[MrSunshine]

You're just jealous that You didn't get a Waffle Hat......

:simplelaugh:






oh no, it's all about the waffles :cooking:

[AshenLady]

National Letting Go Of Stuff Day
:ohm:


National Old New Year's Day
:happyjump:


[/SIZE][/SIZE]

I'm hoping that National Old New Year's Day means we can turn back the clock to a previous year and pretend 2010 hasn't arrived yet?

Please tell me it's so. If not, I guess I'm stuck with National Letting Go of Stuff Day ...
:whine:

[Diva]

TODAY

~March 26th~

is


National Make Up Your Own Holiday Day
:rubberducky:


National Spinach Festival Day
:eating:


National Sappy Song Award Day
:violin:

[NJFemmie]

Hmmm, make up my own holiday huh?

Okay .... I declare today to be ....

ODD SHAPED VEGETABLE DAY

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ovJS1Em-6dg/Rqn1Vj9WJEI/AAAAAAAALxo/ChLJmTEIHaY/s400/mickey1.jpghttp://www.bitterwallet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/funny-shaped-vegetables.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8M4A38LyBBs/Sni1hKQgIwI/AAAAAAAAMz4/RxJbHgh_VYE/s400/Most+Disturbingly+Shaped+Vegetables10.jpghttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qweO1VceplE/SKKZIak_e7I/AAAAAAAAAeE/_0IvNvMjwaE/s320/Picture+1.jpghttp://gardenblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/17/romanesco_italian_cauliflower.jpghttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/19/article-1229220-0746C8D6000005DC-124_634x336.jpg

... cause even veggies have a wicked sens of humor sometimes ;)

[NJFemmie]

http://www.math.pitt.edu/~bard/bardware/popeye/popeye1.gif

[NJFemmie]

An awesome, yet sappy love song....

YouTube- Journey - When You Love a Woman (in HQ)

(and one of my favorites....)

[MrSunshine]

http://i517.photobucket.com/albums/u334/cksewell/vegetable_pig.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/funny-pictures-tomato-is-shaped-like-bunny.jpghttp://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/imagesfive_2Dfingered_2Dcarrot.jpghttp://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_02/witchsplitDM2003_468x249.jpg

[NJFemmie]

Oh, and I'll also declare it....

Show Some Lima Love Day
http://www.suagcenter.com/images/beanlima.jpg
...cause I love them lima beans!

[Diva]

Diva doesn't like the lima beans. But Diva DOES like the cute little Bunnymato! :D

[Gemme]

The peni-pepper was a tad bit disturbing. You should have put a warning on that shit or something. :blink:

[Write14u]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/funny-pictures-tomato-is-shaped-like-bunny.jpghttp://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/imagesfive_2Dfingered_2Dcarrot.jpghttp://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_02/witchsplitDM2003_468x249.jpg

These totally make me smile and remember my roots in journalism. One of my favorite professors used to tell us that most of community journalism was centered around photos of dead animals, cute kids and weird veggies. Y'all have NO idea how right he was. I sent him a paper of mine one day where I had taken pics of all three.

I LOVE finding and taking pics like these. *grin*
I once had the distinct pleasure of shooting a 13-foot tall milkweed. Go figure.

[weatherboi]

https://secure.reservexl.net/wwwimg/img/tours/9103-5.jpg

http://www.almaspinachfestival.com/wp-content/uploads/2009-alma-spinach-festival.jpg

[Medusa]

Friday - and I would REALLLLLY like to go home from work early

[Diva]

The peni-pepper was a tad bit disturbing. You should have put a warning on that shit or something. :blink:


I think this whole THREAD needs a warning label! Just sayin'.... :twitch:



These totally make me smile and remember my roots in journalism. One of my favorite professors used to tell us that most of community journalism was centered around photos of dead animals, cute kids and weird veggies. Y'all have NO idea how right he was. I sent him a paper of mine one day where I had taken pics of all three.

I LOVE finding and taking pics like these. *grin*
I once had the distinct pleasure of shooting a 13-foot tall milkweed. Go figure.



You said "roots"..... <giggle>

[Gemme]

I think this whole THREAD needs a warning label! Just sayin'.... :twitch:



Agreed.




You said "roots"..... <giggle>





ba dum BUM

[NJFemmie]

My apologies for posting the peenie pepper.
I suppose I'll stick to cucumbers....

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3094/2701073541_0062191d35.jpg
(it's not my fault vegetables have gender energies, sheesh...)

[Bit]

I thought the peenie pepper was kind of funny, but the courting carrots cracked me up... um, faced with proportions like that, I'd be a little shy and cross my legs, too. :eyebat:

[~Bo]

The peni-pepper was a tad bit disturbing. You should have put a warning on that shit or something. :blink:



You're just a peni-pepper poop. :cracked:

[Diva]

You're just a peni-pepper poop. :cracked:




And just where do You think YOU'VE been, Mister?

:blueheels: <~ ~ tapping one of these.....


:farmshotgun:

[Diva]

You're just a peni-pepper poop. :cracked:



Oh...and....Wouldn't You like to be a peni~pepper poop, TOO!?

:D

[Gemme]

You're just a peni-pepper poop. :cracked:

I would really rather that the word 'poop' not be used in any relation to me at all and here you've not only linked poop to me but the peni-pepper too. :blink:

Weirdo.

And just where do You think YOU'VE been, Mister?

:blueheels: <~ ~ tapping one of these.....


:farmshotgun:




Oooooh, Bo's gonna get it noooooooow. :gossip:

Oh...and....Wouldn't You like to be a peni~pepper poop, TOO!?

:D




Why do I suddenly have the urge to drink a Dr. Pepper? :bicycle:

[~Bo]

And just where do You think YOU'VE been, Mister?

:blueheels: <~ ~ tapping one of these.....


:farmshotgun:








Why I've been here all along. :mohawk: Didn't you recognize me?

[~Bo]

[QUOTE=Gemme;73807]I would really rather that the word 'poop' not be used in any relation to me at all and here you've not only linked poop to me but the peni-pepper too. :blink:


/QUOTE]





I know. I thought it was a really good one too!!! :formalbow:

[Gemme]

[QUOTE=Gemme;73807]I would really rather that the word 'poop' not be used in any relation to me at all and here you've not only linked poop to me but the peni-pepper too. :blink:


/QUOTE]





I know. I thought it was a really good one too!!! :formalbow:






Tamyra Gray and Kelly Clarkson said it best....You Thought Wrong. :blink:

YouTube- Kelly Clarkson feat. Tamyra Gray-You Thought Wrong ( Fanmade-Video )

[~Bo]

[quote=~Bo;73832]

Tamyra Gray and Kelly Clarkson said it best....You Thought Wrong. :blink:

YouTube- Kelly Clarkson feat. Tamyra Gray-You Thought Wrong ( Fanmade-Video ) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGzYCYNs7BQ)




You just don't know a good joke when ya hear one. :boink:

[Gemme]

You just don't know a good joke when ya hear one. :boink:

Key word: good.

Yes...I do. :eyebrow:

[~Bo]

Key word: good.

Yes...I do. :eyebrow:




:slapfight:........

[Diva]

Kids...KIDS!!!! Break it up already!

:wateringgarden:

Let's plant our Happy Garden....shall we? :D

[Bit]

I don't think I like "Make Up Your Own Holiday" Day anymore... NJFemmie made a valiant effort to direct it properly, but it turned out to be "Blow The Electric Meter Off Your House Day" after all.

Doggoned wind.

[Gemme]

:slapfight:........

Bring it. :batmoose:

Kids...KIDS!!!! Break it up already!

:wateringgarden:

Let's plant our Happy Garden....shall we? :D




Sowwy, Diva.

Hey, may I plant Bo? Reeeeeally deep 'n stuff? :cheesy:

I don't think I like "Make Up Your Own Holiday" Day anymore... NJFemmie made a valiant effort to direct it properly, but it turned out to be "Blow The Electric Meter Off Your House Day" after all.

Doggoned wind.

Whoa. :blink:

[Soft*Silver]

cookie day!!!!

[weatherboi]

Really??? How so Bit???



I don't think I like "Make Up Your Own Holiday" Day anymore... NJFemmie made a valiant effort to direct it properly, but it turned out to be "Blow The Electric Meter Off Your House Day" after all.

Doggoned wind.

[~Bo]

Sowwy, Diva.

Hey, may I plant Bo? Reeeeeally deep 'n stuff? :cheesy:







Well......you ARE very good shovelin' the manure. :superfunny:

[Gemme]

Well......you ARE very good shovelin' the manure. :superfunny:



And where do you think that hot steaming pile 'o 'nure is gonna go, dear Bo? :innocent:

[~Bo]

And where do you think that hot steaming pile 'o 'nure is gonna go, dear Bo? :innocent:





I don't care where ya dump it. Just as long as I don't step in it. :crap:

[Gemme]

I don't care where ya dump it. Just as long as I don't step in it. :crap:

.... :veggie:

[Diva]

TODAY

~March 28th~

is


National Something on a Stick Day
:amsmiling:


National Weed Appreciation
:lawnmower:
OR
:flyingweed:


National Long Neck/Long Nose Day
:hrmph:

[weatherboi]

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs11/i/2006/231/8/c/weed_9_by_ilovetatu733.jpg

http://th00.deviantart.net/fs7/300W/i/2005/206/e/3/weed_2_by_hich_stock.jpg

[weatherboi]

http://www.qshirts.com/FAIR.JPG

[weatherboi]

http://www.bagofnothing.com/uploaded_images/longneck-729291.jpeg

[Butterbean]

http://i981.photobucket.com/albums/ae292/Butterbean_album/Photos/100327-030131-1.jpg








http://www.bagofnothing.com/uploaded_images/longneck-729291.jpeg

[Bit]

Really??? How so Bit???

Oh Friday was quite an adventure, darlin; the wind gusted pretty fast and set the powerline to swinging, then pulled it off the corner of our house--and it yanked the electric meter down with it. Then we discovered the whole thing was out of date and impossibly out of code, so by the time the electricians were finally finished with it--at 1:30 in the morning!--they handed me a bill for $999.85.

I REALLY preferred it when it was Funny-Looking Veggies Day, yanno?

[Diva]

TODAY

~March 29th~

is


National Festival of Smoke & Mirrors Day
:dance1:


National Texas Loves The Children Day
:admin:


National Mom & Pop Business Owner's Day
:princess::king:


National Tacky Trophy Day
:crap:
:twitch:

[NJFemmie]

http://www.heliumkiffer.de/blogpics/trophy.png

I think I would have rather lost.

[NJFemmie]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/funny-dog-pictures-come-again.jpg

Taking mom and pop stores to a new level.
(Now that's what I call making security work for you).

[Diva]

TODAY

~March 30th~

is


National I Am In Control Day
:overreaction:


National Doctors Day
:hospital-snoopy:


National Pencil Day
:writer:


National Bedside Book Awareness Day
:reader:

[NJFemmie]

http://www.litpark.com/images/geo/2008/litparkdimestorieswhip.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://www.tensionnot.com/images/images/slideshow/Amazing672.jpg

... just try not to stab yourself in the head.

[NJFemmie]

http://www.drugbuyers.com/freeboard/ubbthreads.php/ubb/download/Number/13354/filename/funny-doctor-cartoons-03-ss.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-kitten-doc.jpg

http://allfunny.net/pics/funnymasks/131-funnymasks002.jpg
I wish my doctors did this stuff... I wouldn't hate them so much.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-doctor-cat-says-your-heartrate-is-abnormal.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_Ve2DaGK5dmU/ShcaroMdpxI/AAAAAAAAAxo/YfcgxHUGgS8/lego-bdsm.jpg

I think we know who's in control .... *head tilt*
Fascinating. Now why didn't they have these when I was a kid?!?!?!
Dammit.