Today Is.....

[NJFemmie]

National Play Your Ukelele Day
:guitar:
(close enough)

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http://ukulelereview.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/tinytim.jpg

Tip toe ... through the tulips.....

heh.

[NJFemmie]

Damn it! I missed paranormal day!

http://www.trueghoststories.co.uk/Images/funny-dog-pictures-ghost-cat.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/funny-pictures-cat-tells-a-ghost-story.jpg

ooooo ..... I'z scared-deded.

[NJFemmie]

I wouldn't mind a lumpy rug like this .....

http://www.ihasafunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ihasafunny-funny-dog-pictures-new-black-cat-rug.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://www.mainstreetvintage.com/members/damngoodvintage/listings/IMG_6490%20vintage%2060s%20multi%20colored%20delis io%20debs%20shoes.jpg.... cause I know Diva has a "shoe thing".
http://z.about.com/d/shoes/1/0/T/y/steve_madden_bright_shoes.jpg
... and something a little more casual ....
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=11805556

[katzietootle]

May 3
Im celebrating "MONSTER BOSS'S DAY":smileywhip:

[NJFemmie]

TODAY

~May 2nd~

is


National Fire Day
:candle:


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http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/5/128756568440164575.jpg

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 4th~

is


National Respect For Chickens Day
:farmchicken:


National Star Wars Day
:darthsmiley:


National Teacher Recognition Day
:clap::cheerleader:


And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Pia Zadora
:whoop:
(She was an actress wanna~be a while back....I just wanted to say her name. Try it. See? :D )

[NJFemmie]

I remember Pia .....

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_78JDmf4UuZA/SitTsmDR7VI/AAAAAAAAAy0/K6tZlVUvKEA/s400/1207Pia+Zadora.jpg


.... but she wasn't as big a Charro.

[NJFemmie]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/bgr/lowres/bgrn1308l.jpg

... or they'll demand it.


http://lifeinheck.com/Running%20Order/Life_in_Heck090.jpg

... you know... they have a point. :/

[Diva]

I wonder if she used Botox before Botox was [not] cool.........

I remember all the self~promotion.....and thinking....who IS this? Someone with a very rich husband. It's true.

[NJFemmie]

I wonder if she used Botox before Botox was [not] cool.........

I remember all the self~promotion.....and thinking....who IS this? Someone with a very rich husband. It's true.




Yeah, you really didn't see much of her.
In fact, I couldn't name anything she actually did.
She might have invented Botox.

[diamondrose]

my day off from work :seesaw: woohoo

[NJFemmie]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/celebrity-pictures-star-wars-use-force.jpg
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/star-wars-lolcat-princess-leia.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-orange-jabba-cat.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/funny-dog-pictures-teachers-homework.jpg

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/celebrity-pictures-grint-rickman-radcliffe-teachers-torturing.jpg

[Diva]

http://i491.photobucket.com/albums/rr278/Tobiuchiha762/cartoon_chicken_st5.gif

[NJFemmie]

Q. What Do You Call A Frightened Scuba Diver?
A. Chicken Of The Sea.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken And A Pit Bull?
A. Just The Pit Bull.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Bell?
A. An Alarm Cluck.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Dog?
A. A Hen That Lays Pooched Eggs.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Race-Horse?
A. A Hen That Lays Odds.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Ghost With A Chicken?
A. A Poultry-Geist.

Q. What Goes Peck, Peck, Peck, Boom?
A. A Chicken In A Mine Field.

Q. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Playground?
A. To Get To The Other Slide.

:|

[Tommi]

http://i491.photobucket.com/albums/rr278/Tobiuchiha762/cartoon_chicken_st5.gif

Oy Oy Oy,,,,:goodpost:

This is just what I need. Poster size for me...

Thanks for all the fun stuff Diva and the
:pile::pacman: thread posters

Tommi

[Diva]

Q. What Do You Call A Frightened Scuba Diver?
A. Chicken Of The Sea.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken And A Pit Bull?
A. Just The Pit Bull.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Bell?
A. An Alarm Cluck.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Dog?
A. A Hen That Lays Pooched Eggs.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Race-Horse?
A. A Hen That Lays Odds.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Ghost With A Chicken?
A. A Poultry-Geist.

Q. What Goes Peck, Peck, Peck, Boom?
A. A Chicken In A Mine Field.

Q. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Playground?
A. To Get To The Other Slide.

:|


I will not laugh at these.
I will not laugh at these.
I will not laugh at these......

....for I know that it only encourages You. :shocking:





Ok, I may have laughed a LITTLE. Like a mini~snicker. Or a tiny chortle.

[NJFemmie]

Billy's mother was called into the school one day by the principal. "We're very worried about Billy," he said. "He goes round all day cluck, cluck, clucking." "That's right," said Billy's mother. "He thinks he's a chicken." "Haven't you taken him to a psychiatrist?" "Well, we would, but we need the eggs."

:|

[Diva]

:|..............................................

[Diva]

Chickens are important. I rest my case....

Albert Einstein:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Ralph Waldo Emerson:
It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.

M.C.Escher:
That depends on which plane of reality the chicken was on at the time.

Freud:
The fact that you thought that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Bill Gates:
To purchase Chicken 2.01a, which will both cross roads and calculate the energy it used. There are bugs, yes, but if you uninstall Traffic 2.0 and Farmer 1.2 it will run. If it freezes at WhiteLine 2.0, we have a patch ...

Harpo Marx:
Honk! Honk! Honk!

Jackie Mason:
Whaddaya want, it should just stand there?

Fox Mulder:
It was a government conspiracy.

Jack Nicholson:
'Cause it ***** wanted to. That's the ****** reason.

Nietzsche:
Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.

Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.

George Orwell:
Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests.

Plato:
For the greater good.

Pyrrho the Skeptic:
What road?

Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?

Jean-Paul Sartre:
In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.

Arnold Schwartznegger:
It vill be back.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"

Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes the chicken crossed the road,
but why he crossed, I've not been told!

[NJFemmie]

Okay... I have something that I think will entertain you.


http://www.bk.com/en/us/campaigns/subservient-chicken.html (http://www.bk.com/en/us/campaigns/subservient-chicken.html)


go ahead... tell it what to do!

[NJFemmie]

Oh look!

Patti LaBelle!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2513/4117027198_2eb28917d0.jpg

(Love the cocka-doodle DOO?)

oy. *face palm*

[Diva]

Oh look!

Patti LaBelle!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2513/4117027198_2eb28917d0.jpg

(Love the cocka-doodle DOO?)

oy. *face palm*



I want me one-a them!!!!!!

[NJFemmie]

I want me one-a them!!!!!!

I thought you would like that! And I think you should get one - and name it Patti (or Tina Turner) :) Simple things amuse me.

I think the link works with basic commands. I've asked it to turn on the television and it just stands there - however - if you tell it to do something nasty or naughty - it waves its' finger at you, lol.

[NJFemmie]

(heh, pardon the pun)


http://toughpigs.com/uploaded_images/trial-736658.JPG

[redrose]

today is,,, such a boring day,,, (f)

[NJFemmie]

today is,,, such a boring day,,, (f)

Get out of the house for a while .... you'll never know what you'll find:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/funny-pictures-local-pigeons-have-tasers.jpg

[waxnrope]

Okay... I have something that I think will entertain you.


http://www.bk.com/en/us/campaigns/subservient-chicken.html (http://www.bk.com/en/us/campaigns/subservient-chicken.html)

go ahead... tell it what to do!

seems that said fowl took a while to sit ... I gather her/hys plumage provided some difficult decision making. The real stumper, which caused head scratching, was the command to j/o ... :rofl:

[~Bo]

Anybody remember Foghorn Leghorn???

That guy cracks me up. :rofl:

[JakeTulane]

Anybody remember Foghorn Leghorn???

That guy cracks me up. :rofl:

I say, I say..

*grins*

[katzietootle]

today....
we are celebrating...
"Monster boss's day-out, employees' day-out"....(we are very grateful if you come back next month...yeeba!!!)

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 5th~

is


Happy Cinco de Mayo
:thumbsup:


National Great American Grump Out Day
:badmood:


National Polka Dot & Plaid Day
:eyebrow:


National Hoagie Day
:eating:


And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Ann B. Davis
(a la Brady Bunch)

[KayCee]

..kick-a** day:girldevil:

[NJFemmie]

http://writehanded.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/funny-pictures-cat-is-wearing-a-grump2.jpg

[NJFemmie]

I say, I say..

*grins*

Boy... I say, Boy....

"This is gonna cause more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show!"

http://creativegreenius.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/foghorn.jpg

[SassyLeo]

The day I will be filling out my financial aid and school loan stuff...

Woohoo! :nailbitin:

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 6th~

is


National Day of Reason
:cool:


National No Diet Day
:chef:


National Toot Your Own Horn Day
:formalbow:


National Nurses Day
:nurseshot:


And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Sigmund Freud
:beatnik:

[NJFemmie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-orange-kitten-better-toots.jpg


http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-kitten-pushes-the-horn.jpg

[katzietootle]

....is frisbeeeeee day!!!

[NJFemmie]

The purpose of the National Day of Reason is to celebrate reason—a concept all Americans can support—and to raise public awareness about the persistent threat to religious liberty posed by government intrusion into the private sphere of worship.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-messiah-kitten-water-walking.jpg

http://sawiggins.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/325px-lcb_book.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://rickpdx.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/lose_weight-_no_diet.jpg

:|

[Diva]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........so the secret is "sanitization"!!!!!!!!!!!

THERE'S my problem..... :|

[NJFemmie]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........so the secret is "sanitization"!!!!!!!!!!!

THERE'S my problem..... :|




LOL ... yeah, cause, um, unsanitary ones are far worse. :thinking:

[Just_G]

Today is: "Use Chandler humor to mask your crappy mood, G" day. Let's celebrate. :winky:

[Gemme]

Today is the day, as it did begin at 12am, for me to realize how irrational I can be in the heat of the moment.

It burns! :overreaction:

:blink:
:seconddoh:

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 7th~

is


National Tuba Day
:musicnote:


National Paste Up Day
:blink:


National No Pants Day
:flasher:


National Party Pooper Recognition Day
:whoop:



And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Eva Peron
:princess:

And my Mom, who would have been 88 today.
I miss You, Mom. 1922-1998

[NJFemmie]

http://home.comcast.net/~captainned/no-pants.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/funny-pictures-cat-is-in-bed-without-pants.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://www.cecilymatthews.com/Oom-Pah-Pah0001.jpg
Frankly, I'm more of a string person myself.

Wouldn't it have made more sense to combine toot day and tuba day on the same day? Sorry for the repost, but I thought it was appropriate.... (and he reminds me of a smaller version of my Ember.... :))
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-orange-kitten-better-toots.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://www.listicles.com/wp-content/upload/bird.jpg

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/05/everybody_poops.jpg
Yes, everyone.

[NJFemmie]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/100/309309512_adf4a6671e.jpg

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 8th~

is


National No Socks Day
:sock:


National Mother Ocean Day
:sailing:
(Appropriate in light of what is happening in the Gulf right now!)


National Train Day
:pacman:


National Stay Up All Night Day
:bedfuck:


National Brussel Sprout Appreciation Day
:badcook:



And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Toni Tennille
:listening:

[Blaze]

The Houston Art Car Parade is fantastic,
fun and FREE


http://www.orangeshow.org/tpeople/wwworangeshow4.1/vvaris/photos/30/Sunflower-m.jpg (http://www.orangeshow.org/en/photos/v/30)

It is also the Largest Art Car Parade around!

The Art Car Weekend is the Orange Show's biggest outreach program, a vehicle (http://www.orangeshow.org/en/photos/v/14) for the message that art is an integral part of everyone's everyday life. The weekend's events are




Part folk art,



Part fine art,


Part wholly artistic expression of every kind,

[Diva]

Blaze,
What an absolute HOOT! Looks like tons o' fun!:goodscore:

~Diva

[weatherboi]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_01/beckham1G0608_468x642.jpg

[Diva]

Wait. That's not the Clash of the Titans guy, is it? :D

[weatherboi]

poor mother ocean


http://rickywood.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/ocean-trash-jj-001.jpg




http://media.cnsnews.com/resources/64935.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-pelican-shows-you-the-ocean.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-lolspeak-jaws-shark.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-pictures-cat-collects-your-socks.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2009/01/funny-pictures-cat-steals-all-your-socks.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://www.ipm.jp/ipmj/gallery37/guest/gva09.jpeg

[NJFemmie]

I.hate.brussel.sprouts.
ick.

[Gemme]

I participated in no sock day by not sleeping with socks on last night.

That's all I've got. :blink:

[NJFemmie]

I participated in no sock day by not sleeping with socks on last night.

That's all I've got. :blink:


I have no socks on now.
That's basically all I've got ... for now.

[Diva]

I have no socks on now.
That's basically all I've got ... for now.



I rarely wear socks.
They're too confining. :|

[Andrew, Jr.]

Today I am not wearing socks. I am just wearing shoes. :sock::sock:

[Diva]

I.hate.brussel.sprouts.
ick.



DITTO! :dance1:

[Gemme]

I rarely wear socks.
They're too confining. :|





You rebel.

Although, for one who's so eager to get arrested, you'd think that you LIKE to be confined.

:innocent:

DITTO! :dance1:




Dit-three.

[Blade]

Today is the day I win for a change......sticks tongue out at zero turn mower. dusts off jeans and comes inside.

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 9th~

is


MOTHER'S DAY
:heartbeat::heartbeat::rose::heartbeat::heartbeat:


National Lost Sock Memorial Day
:sock:


National Rural Life Day
:farmer::farmtractor::farmwife::farmcow:



And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Billy Joel
:grandpiano:

[SnackTime]

Today is...

A
beautiful
day

[Gemme]

Happy Momma's Day to the moms out there!

P.S.~It's the last Sunday I'm working for a while.

[hpychick]

Yah for Gemme not having to work another Sunday for a while!!!

Happy Mother's Day! Being away from my kids today has been heart-wrenching! I miss them so much!

I find it odd that when I take my clothes to the laundromat, I never lose socks :clap: how weird is that?

[Strappie]

Today is the first time I haven't spent with my Mom on Mothers day! So very hard not to see her. I do get to see her next weekend :) I'll make it up to you Mom!!

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 10th~

is


National Clean Up Your Room Day
:praying:


National Balloon Ascension Day
:flyaway:


National Fruitcake Toss
:weightlifter:



And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Bono
:crowd-surf:

[NJFemmie]

http://innovativevirtual.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/iv-funny-pictures-your-fruitcake-killed-the-cat.jpghttp://www.surfersam.com/funny-pictures/funny-pictures-psychiatrist.jpg

[NJFemmie]

Either a bomb hit this room, or a bomb should.....

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eqkC4iaC5QI/SKU1bUW5asI/AAAAAAAAQVY/2PSS7q-Iiis/s1600/messy-room-03.jpg

.... anyone have a match?

[NJFemmie]

TODAY

~May 9th~

[SIZE="2"]is

National Rural Life Day
:farmer::farmtractor::farmwife::farmcow:


http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-cat-cow-tipping.jpg

Now that I live in a rural area, I do not endorse cow tipping.

Well, unless it's ....

http://www.jtrue.com/cartoons/art/low/cow_tipping.jpg

(Just don't ask for Bailey's)

[weatherboi]

i did an estimate last week and the whole house looked like that...damn i wish id taken a picture


Either a bomb hit this room, or a bomb should.....

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eqkC4iaC5QI/SKU1bUW5asI/AAAAAAAAQVY/2PSS7q-Iiis/s1600/messy-room-03.jpg

.... anyone have a match?

[Kenna]

Today is.... National Clone Me Day.... so I have help packing, cleaning, running the phone lines, sorting, organizing, arranging changes to car insurance/registration, kicking Butget Truck Rentals ass for not emailing me the reservation, making trip to goodwill, fussing at landlord for not posting the apartment yet, going through my wardrobe (secretly getting rid of clothes Mom buys for me that NEVER fit or look like 60's retro), finding time to eat, mail care packages to my two little nieces, get ready for Mom and her silly doggie "Gizzy Pizzy" to stay a couple days, do laundry, prepare for maintenance grew to rip up carpet, etc etc...and get my ass motivated day!!! :cluck: :cluck:

[Gemme]

Today is the day I admit that actually like fruitcakes. :blink:

[Kenna]

Today is.... I'd Rather Be Feeding The Turtles Day....(since they love to steal my bait!)

http://blog.nola.com/times-picayune/large_14turtle.JPG

http://omgbabies.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/raspberry_turtle.jpg

Cute Factor: 12 points out of 10

[Just_G]

TODAY

~May 10th~

is


National Clean Up Your Room Day
:praying:



Anybody else find it ironic that the day after you bend over backwards cooking, bought a card, and found the perfect gift, they gripe at you to clean your room?! :blink:

[Diva]

Anybody else find it ironic that the day after you bend over backwards cooking, bought a card, and found the perfect gift, they gripe at you to clean your room?! :blink:




You said "bend over"........

Just sayin'..... :bucktooth:

[~Bo]

Today is the day I admit that actually like fruitcakes. :blink:





Oh..........

I thought you said today is the day you admit you're actually a fruitcake.


Nevermind. :nyahnyah:

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 11th~

is


National Twilight Zone Day
:chasingzombie:


National Nosey Day
:gossip:


National Eat What You Want Day
:eatinghersheybar:


National Minnesota Day
:awww:


And
RIP

Bob Marley
:musicnote::rainbowAfro::musicnote:

[NJFemmie]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/k/Y/bush_twilightzone.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-pictures-cat-is-scared-of-his-reflection.jpg

http://www.twilightvamps.com/ab/images/eye-of-the-beholder-twilight-zone_500.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://moblog.net/media/p/a/n/pandairo/nose-cups.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-cat-nose-stuck.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-pictures-nosy-cat-looks-out-window.jpg

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/27/128696202163877780.jpg

[NJFemmie]

I hear the Minnesota Mall is amazing.

http://snoopy.cmagic.com/moa3big.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/funny-pictures-cat-plans-to-eat-a-lot-of-food.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-pictures-cat-threatens-to-kill-and-eat-you.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/21/129033417082162694.jpg

[Diva]

Diva haz teh stretcheh pantz.
Diva luvz tehm.

:flyingweed:

[Finn]

Today is...The day before I get to go meet and be with My Sweetheart..Tomorrow at this time I will be on my way to her.:cupid:.And I just can't wait..I'm so excited and happy..Never felt like this before...Did I meantion ,,I can't wait?? *G* :dance1:

[Lillie]

today is...
great hamburgers on the grill day! mmm..she makes them great!:chef::chef:


Lillie

[Gemme]

Oh..........

I thought you said today is the day you admit you're actually a fruitcake.


Nevermind. :nyahnyah:


:boink:

Doof. :blink:

[Andrew, Jr.]

Diva,

What in the world are you wearing? I have never heard of pants like that. Is this a special pant that is hard to find or something? I'm lost, but here have some heels to go with your outfit. :blueheels:

Love,
Andrew :seeingstars::confused:


Sweet,

Thank you for the turtle pics! They make me smile. I love my collection of turtles in the backyard. I love them all!


Today Gordon Brown resigned as Prime Minister of Britian.

[~Bo]

:boink:

Doof. :blink:




Fruit Loop :cheesy:

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 12th~

is


National Limerick Day
:clover:


National Pluto Recognition Day
:moonstars:


National Receptionists Day
:phonegab:


National Nutty Fudge Day
:chocolate:



And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Yogi Berra
:outfield:

[Kobi]

Today is National Fatigue Day which comes the day after Clean Up Your Room Day which is the day after Mothers Day. Anyone see a trend here?

[Diva]

Today is National Fatigue Day which comes the day after Clean Up Your Room Day which is the day after Mothers Day. Anyone see a trend here?



I didn't know today was National Fati...ZZZzzzzzz

[NJFemmie]

There once was a talented terrier,
Who liked to bite girls in the derrierre.
With a yip and a yap,
He'd snip and he'd snap,
And the fairer the derrierre the merrier!

http://vetnetwork.net/pca/articles/news/images/dog_bite.gif

(But this terrier didn't discriminate)

[Diva]

There once was a talented terrier,
Who liked to bite girls in the derrierre.
With a yip and a yap,
He'd snip and he'd snap,
And the fairer the derrierre the merrier!

http://vetnetwork.net/pca/articles/news/images/dog_bite.gif

(But this terrier didn't discriminate)




There once was a silly ol' thread
That was really a kick in the head:
I post little days
NJ'd illustrate in her ways
There were dead heads in bed on the thread.

:simplelaugh:

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 13th~

is


National Frog Jumping Day
:frog:


National Root Canal Appreciation Day
:overreaction:


National Useless Hand-Made Gift Day
:present:


And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Stevie Wonder
:grandpiano:

[Kobi]

Root canal appreciation day???? We celebrate having toxic material stuffed in our tooth at a cost that rivals most mortgage payments? Least they can do is give us a freakin jumping frog :frog: and a useless hand made gift. :nyahnyah:

[NJFemmie]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yblnh9gzSZ8/SkOJM1SqcXI/AAAAAAAAH0c/FDL0tQsixOY/s400/toothache.jpg

hmmm... not so much, thanxkbai.

[Diva]

Root canal appreciation day???? We celebrate having toxic material stuffed in our tooth at a cost that rivals most mortgage payments? Least they can do is give us a freakin jumping frog :frog: and a useless hand made gift. :nyahnyah:



There are some types of pain that are appreciated. This, of course, would not be one of them.

That was cute, btw.



http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yblnh9gzSZ8/SkOJM1SqcXI/AAAAAAAAH0c/FDL0tQsixOY/s400/toothache.jpg

hmmm... not so much, thanxkbai.


Agreed.
But he DOES look cute with the bunny ears! Yes? :sunglass:

[Lillie]

Today is bus trip thursday..This morning I get to take my residents on a scenic tour!...yaya...they love this..it is overcast but not chilly...

I think we shall go to the park and walk around the lake!...

I love my work!:awww::awww:
:formalbow::formalbow::formalbow:

[Gemme]

Today is Gemme goes job hunting day, which is often mistaken for root canal appreciation day. The pain is the same, I'm told. :blink:

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 14th~

is


National Dance Like A Chicken Day
:farmchicken:


National Dress Up Your Pet Day
:dog::ballcat:


National Organize Your Home
:clap:



And
RIP

Frank Sinatra (d. 1998)
:musicnote:

[theoddz]

Today is the 31st anniversary of when I earned the title, "Marine". :winky:

Sadly, it took me many years after that fact before I really, truly understood what that title really means. It carries over into every part of a Marine's life, even after the uniform comes off....until the day that Marine dies. It's not just the military life that requires honor, courage and commitment. It's not giving up when things get tough and it's not running away from one's problems. It's squaring your shoulders and doing what needs to be done and then taking responsibility for what is done, no matter what the consequences. It's a loyalty to friends and family.....and to other Marines. It's the courage and humility to say "I'm sorry".

nVRRiGlFF6w

Semper Fidelis,
~Theo~ :bouquet:

[NJFemmie]

Pippy Scratch-Your-Stocking

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2332/1602077171_faf28eae0f_o.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://jamaicanjosh.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/webassets/chicken_dancing_chicken_dance.gif

... or not :/

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/funny-pictures-cat-dances-the-hussle.jpg

[NJFemmie]

dey see me rollin'.... dey jealous.....

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XU9x8G7khv0/SjFAuFXcWAI/AAAAAAAAFpA/m7KXPdL4Gsg/s400/cat-costume.jpg


Jacque Pussteau

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XU9x8G7khv0/SjFAuU-chmI/AAAAAAAAFpI/bOr6Yxp5IRA/s400/cat-halloween-costume.jpg

Madonna's companion

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XU9x8G7khv0/SjFAQ9VVQ6I/AAAAAAAAFn4/GqsFzlYDfzU/s400/4929_blog.jpg

Rabbi Fluffowitz

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XU9x8G7khv0/SjFAtwoPL8I/AAAAAAAAFo4/ooGG6FSRwUM/s400/cat_rabbi.jpg

[Kate09]

Hanging out with my st C girls this weekend...cant wait for the drunken shenanigans to begin! some of you best be ready for the drunken texts! ha! *wicked grins*

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 15th~

is


National Chocolate Chip Day
:cookielove:


National Pizza Party Day
:eating:


National Nylon Stockings Day
:blueheels:


National House of Cards Recognition Day
:cards:


And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Madeleine Albright
:1femme:

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 16th~

is


National Wear Purple For Peace Day
:peacelove:


National Sea Monkey Day
:eyebrow:


National Bounce Something On Your Knee Day
:bow:



And
(if he was alive)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Liberace
:grandpiano:

[NJFemmie]

Oh yeah .... feel the vibe.

http://www.babiesaretasty.com/images/liberace.jpg

Dude seriously needs to shave his legs.

[NJFemmie]

:|

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7gc9ApfOqmo/SStFjKyzXNI/AAAAAAAAClA/hoj-qmJs-ZM/s400/SeaMonkey-2.jpg

:|

[Gemme]

I shall wear purple panties today and bounce a puppy on my knee since Adele won't give up the baby.

I don't do sea monkeys. :blink:

Oh, and yesterday was Armed Forces Day.

[Diva]

Oh yeah .... feel the vibe.

http://www.babiesaretasty.com/images/liberace.jpg

Dude seriously needs to shave his legs.



I miss him.......:wine:

[Dude]

I miss him.......:wine:




me too
and those are MY legs:sigh:

:goat: hair

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 17th~

is


National Pack Rat Day
:runforhills:


National Information Society Day
:deal:


National Unplug It Day
:freetoaster:


National Armed Forces Day
:wwii-veterans:



And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Enya
:listening:

[NJFemmie]

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_mar2007/ClutterCar.jpg

:| .... just .... wow.

[NJFemmie]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/3/128781573847569247.jpg

[NJFemmie]

Some information is better left unknown. Especially #50.


Some Things You Don't Need To Know

* 1- Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

* 2- Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

* 3- There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

* 4- The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

* 5- A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

* 6- There are more chickens than people in the world.

* 7- The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

* 8- On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

* 9- All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

*10- No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.

*11- "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

*12- Almonds are a member of the peach family.

* 13- There are only 4 words in the English language which end in dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

* 14- A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

* 15- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

* 16- Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

* 17- In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

* 18- Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

* 19- The characters Bert & Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life."

* 20- A dragonfly has a life span of 1-6 months

* 21- A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.

* 22- It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

* 23- The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

* 24- In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

* 25- The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

* 26- The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

* 27- There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

* 28- The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

* 29- A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

* 30- A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

* 31- Elvis had a twin brother named Aaron, who died at birth, which is why Elvis' middle name was spelled Aron: in honor of his brother. It is also misspelled on his tomb stone.

* 32- Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

* 33- More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

* 34- Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. * 35- Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."

* 36- Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes on one foot. (not true, we're told!)

* 37- If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

* 38- Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

* 39- Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

* 40- The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.

* 41- The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.

* 42- TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

* 43- The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.

* 44- A snail can sleep for 3 years.

* 45- American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

* 46- The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

* 47- Vatican City is the smallest country in the world with a population of 1,000 and a size of 108.7 acres.

* 48- "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

* 49- No president of the United states was an only child.

And last and definitely most important:

* 50- The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.

[Diva]

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_mar2007/ClutterCar.jpg

:| .... just .... wow.




I'm pretty sure this guy lives in Austin! ;)

[NJFemmie]

I'm pretty sure this guy lives in Austin! ;)




wow.
How the hell can he drive that thing???

[Diva]

wow.
How the hell can he drive that thing???

He probably just rolls the windows down and sits in the driveway and annoys the hell out of his neighbors with his pimped out car stereo.

:|

[NJFemmie]

He probably just rolls the windows down and sits in the driveway and annoys the hell out of his neighbors with his pimped out car stereo.

:|





Are you telling me that you can actually FIND the stereo in this car????

*squinting* .... where .....

[Diva]

It's between the palm tree and Snoopy.




Do You KNOW how long I've waited for something to be between the palm tree and Snoopy? :cheerleader:

[NJFemmie]

It's between the palm tree and Snoopy.




Do You KNOW how long I've waited for something to be between the palm tree and Snoopy? :cheerleader:




Gimme your glasses, cause I am not seeing them with mine.... oh wait... I think I see it.... *head tilt*

Palm tree..... snoopy.....
Perhaps this is something that should be on today's previously posted list?
*eyebrow raise* hmmm???!???

[SuperFemme]

today is a new day. happier. healthier, humbler.

[Bit]

He probably just rolls the windows down and sits in the driveway and annoys the hell out of his neighbors with his pimped out car stereo.

:|


He's driving in the pic--look out the clear space on the right hand side of the windshield, you can see the taillights of the cars ahead of him.

Ya gotta wonder how many tickets he's gotten for having his windshield so obscured. Wow.

[NJFemmie]

He's driving in the pic--look out the clear space on the right hand side of the windshield, you can see the taillights of the cars ahead of him.

Ya gotta wonder how many tickets he's gotten for having his windshield so obscured. Wow.


You can see a clear space???? *adjusting glasses*

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 18th~

is


National Museum Day
:artist:


National Visit Your Relatives Day
:pendulum:


National Bonnet Appreciation Day
:3femme:



And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Perry Como
:musicnote:

[Gemme]

Some information is better left unknown. Especially #50.


Some Things You Don't Need To Know

* 1- Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

* 2- Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

* 3- There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

* 4- The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

* 5- A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

* 6- There are more chickens than people in the world.

* 7- The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

* 8- On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

* 9- All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

*10- No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.

*11- "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

*12- Almonds are a member of the peach family.

* 13- There are only 4 words in the English language which end in dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

* 14- A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

* 15- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

* 16- Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

* 17- In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

* 18- Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

* 19- The characters Bert & Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life."

* 20- A dragonfly has a life span of 1-6 months

* 21- A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.

* 22- It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

* 23- The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

* 24- In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

* 25- The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

* 26- The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

* 27- There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

* 28- The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

* 29- A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

* 30- A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

* 31- Elvis had a twin brother named Aaron, who died at birth, which is why Elvis' middle name was spelled Aron: in honor of his brother. It is also misspelled on his tomb stone.

* 32- Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

* 33- More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

* 34- Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. * 35- Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."

* 36- Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes on one foot. (not true, we're told!)

* 37- If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

* 38- Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

* 39- Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

* 40- The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.

* 41- The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.

* 42- TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

* 43- The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.

* 44- A snail can sleep for 3 years.

* 45- American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

* 46- The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

* 47- Vatican City is the smallest country in the world with a population of 1,000 and a size of 108.7 acres.

* 48- "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

* 49- No president of the United states was an only child.

And last and definitely most important:

* 50- The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.

I actually knew a lot of these! :thumbsup:

However, I did not know #46, but it does *not* surprise me in the least. Dentists are sadistic (but efficient) fucks. :blink:

[NJFemmie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/funny-pictures-cat-in-bonnet-is-angry.jpg

Someone is not lovin' the babooshka.

[NJFemmie]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/8/babooshkakitteh128574233634984036.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-pictures-immigrant-cat-reflects-on-life-with-no-cheeseburgers.jpg

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/14/128658662693426644.jpg

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/25/128824801585379580.jpg

(omg, these so made me chuckle)

[NJFemmie]

http://blog.ratestogo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/weirdmuseum5.jpg
Medieval torture device at Prague Medieval Torture Instruments Museum

http://blog.ratestogo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/weirdmuseum1.jpg
Sulabh International Museum of Toilets – New Delhi, India

(Now THAT'S a throne!)

[NJFemmie]

please welcome to the stage ....
Liberoachi!


http://matadornetwork.cachefly.net/matadortrips.com/docs//wp-content/images/posts/20090518-museums3.jpg

Courtesy of the Pest Museum .....
...... only in Texas, folks.
:|

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 19th~

is


National Frog Jumping Jubilee Day
:frog:


National Turn Beauty Inside Out Day
:spruceup:


National Chewing Gum Awareness Day
:flyaway:



And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Pete Townsend
:guitar:

[NJFemmie]

http://theinput.net/2008/01/08/bologna_bubble_gum.jpg

Fruity bologna?
(I sense an epic fail)


.... and never swallow your gum ... it's not good for you....

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2486/3788534629_204f065f75_o.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://meganfinley.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/picture-3.jpeg

[NJFemmie]

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/funny-frog-tough-guy.gif
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/51312/funny-frog.jpg

[NJFemmie]

I'm not a big fan of frogs.... but I'll take this one please.

http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs39/f/2008/315/3/d/Onyx_frog_by_ladymorgana.jpg

[Diva]

Pre~SHUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NJFemmie]

Pre~SHUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know! Ain't it the cutestest??

So, last night Mare kinda sorta gave her blessing about getting a kitten. *excited* Our niece has some friends who work for animal shelters, soooo.... I am waiting to get pics of some potential candidates. I think I want an all black, or at least a mostly black baby again.

I am 'cited! It's going to be a lot of work, but the joys of having baby feets running around the house again is priceless. (I just hope Ember doesn't mind).

[Just_G]

What is today? :blink: I am completely lost right now. :caveman: Anyone? Bueller? Nizzle?

[Lillie]

Here you go G..this is what today is! :)

http://www.snpp.com/bin/icon1.gif


On this day in 2007, Fox’s long-running animated series The Simpsons airs its 400th episode.

The Simpsons was created by Matt Groenig, whose comic strip Life Is Hell caught the attention of the Hollywood producer James L. Brooks. Brooks enlisted Groenig to create a cartoon short that would run during the Fox sketch comedy series The Tracey Ullmann Show. Two of the show’s regulars, Dan Castellaneta and Julie Kavner, provided the voices for Homer and Marge Simpson, while Nancy Cartwright (who had originally auditioned for the role of their daughter, Lisa) landed the role of their troublemaking adolescent son, Bart. Lisa (voiced by Yeardley Smith) rounded out the speaking parts for the dysfunctional Simpson family, who made their debut on The Tracey Ullmann Show in April 1987. Brooks later convinced Barry Diller, Fox’s then-chief executive, to turn the shorts into a half-hour weekly series, to be developed by Brooks, Groenig and Sam Simon. The Simpsons debuted on Fox in December 1989 with a special Christmas episode, “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire.”

The first animated prime-time sitcom since The Flinstones in the 1960s, The Simpsons burst onto the scene during a period when most of the successful comedy series on television were family-friendly offerings such as The Cosby Show, Full House, Growing Pains and Family Matters. Offbeat and dysfunctional, The Simpsons offered a far different view of family life. Critics raved about the show and its edgy, pop-culture savvy humor from the beginning, and it became a huge ratings hit.

In 2005, The Simpsons became the longest-running sitcom ever, passing The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet, which ran for 14 seasons (1952-66). Over the years, the series racked up no fewer than 23 Emmy Awards, and was named by TIME magazine as the best show of all time in 1999 and as No. 1 on Entertainment Weekly’s list of New Classic TV Shows in 2008. Its incredible success paved the way for other adult-oriented animated series, notably Beavis and Butthead, King of the Hill, The Family Guy and South Park.

[Just_G]

That is some good info there Lillie! I actually only ever watched the first season of the Simpsons. Never got into it after that...maybe it's that cartoon thing...lol Who knows.

I have a friend that named her two girls lisa and maggie because of that show...that's a bit much..:blink:

[Lillie]

Actually I have seen maybe 2 episodes in all these years....I could never get into it..I'm not a huge "cartoon" fan myself..but I know some are

so :peacelove: out!

:)

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 20th~

is


National Eliza Doolittle Day
:wateringgarden:


National Polka Dot Bikini Day
:theisland:


National Bedazzled Boxers Day
:boxers:



And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

:musicnote: CHER :musicnote:

[NJFemmie]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-dog-pictures-a-boxer-wears-boxers.jpg

[NJFemmie]

Yay! The Simpsons!!!

http://www.glogster.com/media/2/3/65/53/3655390.jpg

...our favorite dinner companion.....

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 21st~

is


National Waitress/Waiter Day
:bringcoffee:


National I Need A Patch For That Day
:quickdraw:


National Stilts/Pogo Stick Day
:happyjump:



And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Mr. T
:mohawk:
"I pity da fool...."

[NJFemmie]

The new and improved Mr. T?
http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/mrt.jpg
Personally, I think he would make a better Orc.

[NJFemmie]

I think he needs a patch for that .....

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/129037623448075216.jpg

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/funny-dog-pictures-flat-tire.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/funny-pictures-cat-is-a-waiter.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-lolcat-salad.jpg

http://allthecreatures.org/wp-content/uploads/js_cache/funny_pictures_cat_leaves_waitress_a_tip.jpg

[Kobi]

Now I will have this picture of MR T on pogo stilts serving patches all day.TODAY

~May 21st~

is


National Waitress/Waiter Day
:bringcoffee:


National I Need A Patch For That Day
:quickdraw:


National Stilts/Pogo Stick Day
:happyjump:



And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Mr. T
:mohawk:
"I pity da fool...."

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 22nd~

is


National Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day
:grandpiano::harp::guitar::violin:


National Wig Out Day
:runforhills:


National Gemini Recognition Day
:dance2::dance2:


National Australia Flag Day
:australia:



And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Apolo Ohno
:olympics:

[Kobi]

Today is the relay for life in town - the cancer societys party to raise funds. It is at a school a mile from here but with the music set at break the sound barrier volume, it sounds like the musical portion is playing on my deck from noon to midnight.

:freak: Kobi doesnt do noise well. Maybe its go to the beach day where I can challenge obnoxious children to swim to Boston....its only 90 minutes or so from here. Hm.

[Gemme]

TODAY

~May 20th~

is


National Eliza Doolittle Day
:wateringgarden:


National Polka Dot Bikini Day
:theisland:


National Bedazzled Boxers Day
:boxers:



And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

:musicnote: CHER :musicnote:






I love Eliza Doolittle!.

Oh, wait. I was thinking of Eliza Thornberry. :blink:

Doolittle's nice, though.



TODAY

~May 22nd~

is


National Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day
:grandpiano::harp::guitar::violin:


National Wig Out Day
:runforhills:


National Gemini Recognition Day
:dance2::dance2:


National Australia Flag Day
:australia:



And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Apolo Ohno
:olympics:





Yes, yes! Geminis unite! Ya'll better recognize! :weightlifter:

[~Bo]

Is that Dr Doolittle's wife? :|

[NJFemmie]

God help, oops, I mean BLESS, yeah bless - the Gemini....

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YFWNltRr1KU/Se9vvwgG_OI/AAAAAAAAAAU/JsIxizM_VRA/s400/GEMINI.jpg

Hey .... my mom was a Gemini and I have a Gemini rising.
I am my mother's child.
(But Leo's ROCK, baby....)

[NJFemmie]

http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/1/2/5/8/9/2/9/cats-in-wigs-1267254252.jpeg

[NJFemmie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/funny-pictures-cat-has-a-wig.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-pictures-your-cat-wears-a-pink-wig.jpg

[NJFemmie]

If I were to buy another instrument in my life, it might be one of these....

http://taoofdan.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/violin-1.jpg

and then eventually, one of these....

http://www.markwoodmusic.com/gallery/categories/Voodoo_Violince/media/Mark3VV_jpg.jpg

(Dude not included).

YouTube- ed alleyne-johnson - electric violin

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 23rd~





The Goddess rested....

:praying:

[Gemme]

Is that Dr Doolittle's wife? :|

No, Bo. She's a character in....My Fair Lady...I think.

Those who love her, please forgive me if I have the wrong movie.

God help, oops, I mean BLESS, yeah bless - the Gemini....

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YFWNltRr1KU/Se9vvwgG_OI/AAAAAAAAAAU/JsIxizM_VRA/s400/GEMINI.jpg

Hey .... my mom was a Gemini and I have a Gemini rising.
I am my mother's child.
(But Leo's ROCK, baby....)

Ooooooh, I love that graphic!

I wonder if'n it could be shrunk down for an avatar....:thinking:....

If I were to buy another instrument in my life, it might be one of these....

http://taoofdan.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/violin-1.jpg

and then eventually, one of these....

http://www.markwoodmusic.com/gallery/categories/Voodoo_Violince/media/Mark3VV_jpg.jpg

(Dude not included).

YouTube- ed alleyne-johnson - electric violin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvv0lzjQQ8s)

:rofl:

My first thought was "The guy or the instrument?"

Glad you cleared that up!

[~Bo]

No, Bo. She's a character in....My Fair Lady...I think.

Those who love her, please forgive me if I have the wrong movie.






So Dr Doolittle was in My Fair Lady? :blink:

[Diva]

So Dr Doolittle was in My Fair Lady? :blink:



Clearly, Bo needs a good thwapping upside the head.......
:pendulum:

[~Bo]

Clearly, Bo needs a good thwapping upside the head.......
:pendulum:




Gemmie's fault. She has me all confused and stuff. :boink:

[NJFemmie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/funny-pictures-cat-was-asleep-a-long-time.jpg

[Kobi]

Is the Goddess still resting? Perhaps she has gone union?

A day without knowing what day it is, is kind of sucky. :)

[NJFemmie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/funny-pictures-cat-insults-your-life.jpg

[Gemme]

So Dr Doolittle was in My Fair Lady? :blink:

No, Bo.

Clearly, Bo needs a good thwapping upside the head.......
:pendulum:

Yes, Diva.

Gemmie's fault. She has me all confused and stuff. :boink:

Nope. Not like it would be difficult to confuse you, but I can't take the blame this time. It's all you. :blink:

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 24th~

is


National Escargot Day
:chef:


National Brother's Day
:yesno:


National Cow Pie Appreciation Day
:farmcow::crap:



And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Bob Dylan
:listening:


And if my folks were still here, they'd be celebrating their 70th Anniversary! Wow!

[Kobi]

Cow pies and escargot?

Isn't that redundant?

Just kidding.

[NJFemmie]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/10/13/128999262415052308.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/1/128963071136852000.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://media.bigoo.ws/content/image/funny/funny_874.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://whall.org/blog/files/lolcats-72-2.png

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 25th~

is


National Tap Dance Day
:dance1:


National Nerd Pride Day
:tinfoil:


National Silly Putty Appreciation Day
:happyjump:



And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

COOKIE MONSTER
:cookielove:

[NJFemmie]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/13/128814468007227764.jpg

[Kobi]

TODAY

~May 25th~

is


National Tap Dance Day
:dance1:


National Nerd Pride Day
:tinfoil:


National Silly Putty Appreciation Day
:happyjump:



And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

COOKIE MONSTER
:cookielove:





Picturing a tap dancing, nerdy cookie monster juggling silly putty.

My day has now officially begun! Off to the beach we go.

[NJFemmie]

http://www.mpogd.com/images/news/2903/1.jpg

... because anyone who has ever played, knows that the Alliance are the only true nerds.

[NJFemmie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/funny-pictures-your-cat-is-tapdancing-and-you-are-drunk.jpg

[NJFemmie]

For the silly putty lovin' nerd .........

http://www.plaidstallions.com/images/treksilly.jpg


.. and yes, I want one.

Live long and prosper.

[Diva]

Na~nu na~nu.................

Wait.

:yeahthat:

[NJFemmie]

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/247/original/Cookie_Monster.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/celebrity-pictures-cookie-monster-addiction-never.jpg

[Gemme]

Cookies are almost as addictive as pistachios. I mean, have you ever eaten just one pistachio?

[NJFemmie]

Yes, but his name isn't Pistachio Monster, now is it?

:D

Here, have a cookie....

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa299/yupko/cookie.jpg

oops, my bad.

Let's try this again ....

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa299/yupko/i-maked-another-cookie-but-i-eated-.jpg

dammit!

[~Bo]

Gemmieeeee.........

A day just for YOU.................

Nerd Day :nerd:

[little man]

today is....


tuesday?

[Gemme]

Gemmieeeee.........

A day just for YOU.................

Nerd Day :nerd:

I'll take that as a compliment and, to return the favor, will celebrate Doofus Day in your honor. :toast:

[diamondrose]

my day off woohoo!!:ballngag:

[~Bo]

I'll take that as a compliment and, to return the favor, will celebrate Doofus Day in your honor. :toast:





Ha ha ha ha........the joke is on YOU. There IS no such day. :D

[NJFemmie]

No, but one can be the doofus OF THE day.

[Gemme]

Ha ha ha ha........the joke is on YOU. There IS no such day. :D

How do you know? We've had Nerd Day, Red Dress/Purple Hat Day, Kiwi Appreciation Day, Sock Appreciation Day, Eliza Dolittle Day....I mean, of all the days in the calendar with all of the religions and tribes and communities in this world....how do you know?

No, but one can be the doofus OF THE day.

True dat. :blink:

[Ms. Tabitha]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g196/tabithaintx/images.jpg

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g196/tabithaintx/Kazs_Underworld_Doofus.png

:threadneedspics:

[NJFemmie]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_29ZwqU4Si1w/S8d5Ii_XSzI/AAAAAAAAAAk/oIS-PO3errA/s1600/doofus1.gif

:|

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20050323195819/uncyclopedia/images/d/d4/Doofus.jpg

:| :|

[NJFemmie]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/7/28/thanksimade128617399874929962.jpg

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 26th~

is


National Grey Day
:groucho:


National Bubble Blowing Challenge Day
:balloon:



And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Stevie Nicks
:guitar:

&

Sally Ride
:flying:
Ride Sally, ride!!!

[NJFemmie]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/6/28/128906937555871529.jpg

Awww, a bunch of little Shoosh's

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/funny-pictures-kittens-are-grey.jpg

[NJFemmie]

We have one of these .. it is so cool....

http://www.woohome.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/bubble-fogger-machine-1.jpg

[little man]

my monday....back to work tonight.

[Kobi]

Old people, like me, blowing bubbles....it must be National Reclaim The Child Within Day! Does AARP know?

TODAY

~May 26th~

is


National Grey Day
:groucho:


National Bubble Blowing Challenge Day
:balloon:



And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Stevie Nicks
:guitar:

&

Sally Ride
:flying:
Ride Sally, ride!!!

[~Bo]

How do you know? We've had Nerd Day, Red Dress/Purple Hat Day, Kiwi Appreciation Day, Sock Appreciation Day, Eliza Dolittle Day....I mean, of all the days in the calendar with all of the religions and tribes and communities in this world....how do you know?







Ok smartie-pants.........then when is it? And I expect a gift. :cheesy:

[Gemme]

Ok smartie-pants.........then when is it? And I expect a gift. :cheesy:

When's your birthday? :eyebrow:

[~Bo]

When's your birthday? :eyebrow:




:slapfight:.......

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 27th~

is


National Body Painting Arts Festival Day
:moonstars:


National Cellophane Tape Day
:threadneedspics:


National Smack Your Lips Day
:kissy:



And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Vincent Price
:vampirebat:

[Kobi]

Body painting, cellophane tape, smacking lips......Im thinking its national kinky sex day but not with Vincent Price. :giggle:

TODAY

~May 27th~

is


National Body Painting Arts Festival Day
:moonstars:


National Cellophane Tape Day
:threadneedspics:


National Smack Your Lips Day
:kissy:



And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Vincent Price
:vampirebat:

[NJFemmie]

http://www.cellulitestretchmarkremovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/body-wrap.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://www.tensionnot.com/pictures/images/Halloween/Halloween-Dog-Body-Painting.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://www.freewebs.com/merylthegirlfacepainter/IMG_0186-medium.jpg

[NJFemmie]

I think this one is so cool ....
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IUYlNU10BMY/SjDHoteLunI/AAAAAAAAR1c/2OaHjLFg_Jg/s400/body-paint-gallery-18.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://www.tensionnot.com/images/images/slideshow/Animal177.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://img1.visualizeus.com/thumbs/08/05/04/humor,fish,mouths,funny,body,paint,bodypaint,humou r-f36e8406ab78dbf84ee31bf5af93d549_h.jpg

[Ms. Tabitha]

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n55/Trungcut/Handpainting55.jpg

[Ms. Tabitha]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g196/tabithaintx/437992aFhE_w_png.jpg

:scared:

[NJFemmie]

http://media.rd.com/rd/images/rdc/mag0612/guido-daniele-illusion-01-ss.jpg
http://media.rd.com/rd/images/rdc/mag0612/guido-daniele-illusion-02-ss.jpg
http://media.rd.com/rd/images/rdc/mag0612/guido-daniele-illusion-04-ss.jpg
http://media.rd.com/rd/images/rdc/mag0612/guido-daniele-illusion-06-ss.jpg

[diamondrose]

My first day back to work for the week.. ICK!!!:deepthoughts:

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 28th~

is


National Hamburger Day
:linecook:


National Slugs Return From Capistrano Day
:runforhills:


National Flashlight Day
:vigil:


National Golden Gate Bridge Day
:heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat:



And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Gladys Knight
:listening:

[Kobi]

Gladys Knight, leaving on the midnight train to Georgia via the Golden Gate Bridge, using a flashlight to find slugs on her hamburger. :carride:

Well, so much for wanting breakfast.......

[Diva]

Gladys Knight, leaving on the midnight train to Georgia via the Golden Gate Bridge, using a flashlight to find slugs on her hamburger. :carride:

Well, so much for wanting breakfast.......



Eeeewwwwwwwwww........:girleating:

[NJFemmie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/funny-pictures-cat-has-a-burger.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-cat-prays-for-bread-with-cheese-and-burger.jpg

[NJFemmie]

From wayyyy back in the day .....

YouTube- Parliament - Flash light



http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-pictures-cat-asks-for-a-flashlight.jpg

[NJFemmie]

... the day I meet that little black kitten.

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 29th~

is


National End of the Middle Ages Day
:knighthorse:


National Jazz Day
:beatnik::rockband::beatnik:


National Groovy Dance Day
:bluesbrothers::crowd-surf::breakdance::bellydancer::ballerina::dance1:



And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Melissa Etheridge
:guitar:

[NJFemmie]

The grooviest dance evah

YouTube- Elaine Seinfeld Dance "The little kicks"

YouTube- Elaine Seinfeld Dance "The little kicks"

[NJFemmie]

http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/33/lolcatsdotcom09eti2uqqbmb567w.jpghttp://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-cat-has-dance-skills.jpghttp://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-invisible-tango-partner.jpg

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 30th~

is


National My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day
:sunglass:


National Hug Your Cat Day
:rollcat:


National Indy 500 Day
:carride:
:|


National Paint By Numbers Day
:artist:



And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Mel Blanc
:danglecarrot:
Did You know that Mr. Blanc was actually allergic to carrots? :D

[Ms. Tabitha]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g196/tabithaintx/M_1.jpg

[NJFemmie]

The best cartoons ever.

http://www.sugarcraft.com/catalog/novelties/looneytunes/LooneyTunesWallpaper.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-cat-hug-moment-forever.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/10/20/633601406661871564-HugItOut.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/8/1/128936544880098140.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/funny-pictures-one-cat-wants-a-hug-but-the-other-says-no.jpg

[Ms. Tabitha]

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd262/gloryen/dog-cat-hug.jpg

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 31st~

is


National Macaroon Day
:cookielove:


National Quit Facebook Day
:tiredcomputer:


National Pig In A Poke Recognition Day
:flyingpig:


National Pied Piper Day
:pacman:



And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Clint Eastwood (80!)
:fastdraq:

[Ms. Tabitha]

http://i417.photobucket.com/albums/pp252/askahomo/natlampeuro-1.jpg
Pig in a Poke :|

[Ms. Tabitha]

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z46/MR_ALAN_SMITHEE/bush_inthelineoffiregif.gif

I :stillheart: Clint Eastwood
:fastdraq:

[Gemme]

It's also my birthday, along with Clint and Brooke Shields and Leah Thompson. I think I'm actually a blend of all three of them. :blink:

Oh, and I love pigs in a blanket. Does that count? And macaroons. Love coconut macaroons (and they love my hips).

[cinderella]

Another day in a loveless life...

[Andrew, Jr.]

A day to watch "A Band of Brothers" on dvd.

[princessbelle]

The day i get my big screen!!!!!!

Woooooooooo hoooooooooooo :danceparty: :

[NJFemmie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/funny-pictures-cat-pokes-other-cat.jpg
(close as I get to pig in a poke)

[NJFemmie]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/8/128786256481274877.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/19/128978412700214064.jpg

[Diva]

TODAY

~June 1st~

is


National Dare Day
:readrules:


National Go Barefoot Day
:theisland:


National Say Something Nice Day
:yesno:


National Clean Air Appreciation Day
:fart:



And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Marilyn Monroe
:drool:

&

Oscar The Grouch
:annoyed:

[Ms. Tabitha]

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff133/ohgimemo/marilyn_happy_birthday.jpg

[Ms. Tabitha]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a10/Rickford/cleanair.jpg

[Ms. Tabitha]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee102/bamagrits84/APTADTP.jpg

[Lillie]

http://s338.photobucket.com/albums/n430/spicecomments/tuesday/00013.gif