Today Is.....

[Diva]

I came across this hysterical ~ Ok, *I* think it's hysterical, and You know how easily amused I am! ~ listing of National Days....



Today Is December 1st:

National Pie Day
&
Eat A Red Apple Day

(Carry on, my lovelies!)
:danceparty:

[Diva]

Ok.....that's over. We didn't have ample time to celebrate.....I ate a red apple. YUM!



Today is December 2nd:

National Fritters Day

How will YOU celebrate The Almighty Fritter?
I have tissues.

Carry on.

[Cyclopea]

December 2nd is...
Special Education Day
"We take the day to honor progress and celebrate students with disabilities--and their parents, teachers and schools. And, we dialogue and plan for the future for all students in our schools and for appropriate reforms." (from specialeducationday.com)
:cheer::cheer::cheer:

[IrishGrrl]

will someone let me know when it's....

all your bills are paid, you are off work, the house is quiet, now take a nap day??

thanks!:awww:

[violaine]

At 3:25 P.M. on December 2, 1942, the Atomic Age began inside an enormous tent on a squash court under the stands of the University of Chicago's Stagg Field. There, scientists headed by Enrico Fermi engineered the first controlled nuclear fission chain reaction. The result, sustainable nuclear energy, led to creation of the atomic bomb and nuclear power plants—two of the twentieth century's most powerful and controversial achievements.

Four years earlier the Italian scientist received the Nobel Prize for Physics. Planning to defect, Fermi attended the award ceremonies in Stockholm with his wife and children. Like so many intellectuals who left fascist Europe, Fermi came to the United States and worked at Columbia University.

:scooter:

[Dean Thoreau]

Today December 2nd is: Dean thoreau is to friggin lazy to get his ass out of bed day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :tanning: tomorrow ......... it may be another day!

[Just_G]

Today, for me, is hangover :drunk: hump day! :seeingstars: After a night of singing karaoke :choir: and breaking up a HUGE bar fight:slapfight:!

I am ready for a nap!

[Diva]

Today December 2nd is: Dean thoreau is to friggin lazy to get his ass out of bed day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :tanning: tomorrow ......... it may be another day!

Today, for me, is hangover :drunk: hump day! :seeingstars: After a night of singing karaoke :choir: and breaking up a HUGE bar fight:slapfight:!

I am ready for a nap!




Hmmmm.....<thumbing through pages> I'm not seein' those.... But here.....have a sock! :sock:

Party on! :D

[IrishGrrl]

What? I get nothing?


:overreaction:

[Pixie]

Today is:

Insomniacs Day of Rest

Find an insomniac near you and knock them out....they will thank you later.
(((any one near me??? lol)))
:seeingstars:
:hiding:

[Just_G]

Hmmmm.....<thumbing through pages> I'm not seein' those.... But here.....have a sock! :sock:

Party on! :D

Yay :clap: Yay :clap: You know how I love socks! I will add it to my collection of them you have given me since we came to the planet!

:sock: :sock: :sock: :sock: oh, and lest we forget about that :canoworms: you left me one day! :winky:

What day is National Rub Your Wenis Day? :rofl:

[IrishGrrl]

Yay :clap: Yay :clap: You know how I love socks! I will add it to my collection of them you have given me since we came to the planet!

:sock: :sock: :sock: :sock: oh, and lest we forget about that :canoworms: you left me one day! :winky:

What day is National Rub Your Wenis Day? :rofl:

Gee, rub in it why dontcha, with all your lil prezzies n what not.

[Dylan]

Today is Mahhh Woman's Birthday


Dylan

[Diva]

Today is Mahhh Woman's Birthday


Dylan



I know!!! I left her a Visitor Msg and a little postieLicious thingy on The FB..... She needs a Fritter!

:D

[Just_G]

Gee, rub in it why dontcha, with all your lil prezzies n what not.

Um, excuse me Miss Thing...;)....YOU got to see her and hang out with her. I did not. Therefore I get socks and cans of worms galore! :clap:

Besides, I am her Shizzle.....and that translated means I am her favorite! :giggle:

[Diva]

What day is National Rub Your Wenis Day? :rofl:

You're nasty. But I'm pretty certain it's EVERYday!!! :threadjack:

[IrishGrrl]

okok. BUT...you know that favorite thing? I hear she tells that to everyone..


:bolt:

[Just_G]

okok. BUT...you know that favorite thing? I hear she tells that to everyone..


:bolt:

Hm, I guess you don't remember seeing my name at the top of THAT list a few weeks ago, huh?:superfunny:

[Diva]

okok. BUT...you know that favorite thing? I hear she tells that to everyone..


:bolt:


You're nasty. :overreaction:



:giggle:

[Just_G]

You're nasty. :overreaction:



:giggle:

Apparently I missed the post that said today is National Tell Everyone They Are Nasty Day! I need a nap! :beddybye:

[IrishGrrl]

Hm, I guess you don't remember seeing my name at the top of THAT list a few weeks ago, huh?:superfunny:

Dont know nuttin bout no list. :tongue:

[Dylan]

She needs a Fritter!

:D

Or a popover


Dylan

[Diva]

Or a popover


Dylan


I'll give you the recipe....:thumbsup:

[Just_G]

Dont know nuttin bout no list. :tongue:

Yeah, I guess today might also be National That's What I Thought Day!:weightlifter:

[Just_G]

Or a popover


Dylan

But Dylan, it is not National Popover Day.

[Dylan]

I'll give you the recipe....:thumbsup:

You already gave it to me

Yours taste the best


It's Probably Those Special Martha Pans,
Dylan...doesn't have the ingredients

[Bit]

Now I wanna go to the grocery store and buy myself a fritter... apple, to make up for missing yesterday.

I :bowdown: to you, Miss Divalicious, for this MOST useful thread.

........and for an excuse to go buy a fritter.

:cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:

[Diva]

But Dylan, it is not National Popover Day.


That's sometime in June, I think.

Dylan thinks it's "If I say 'popover' maybe she'll invite us to dinner" Day. :flyingpig:

[Diva]

Now I wanna go to the grocery store and buy myself a fritter... apple, to make up for missing yesterday.

I :bowdown: to you, Miss Divalicious, for this MOST useful thread.

........and for an excuse to go buy a fritter.

:cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:



I would like to say "My job here is done." but of course, there area 363 more "Days" to share.... :D

And I've Googled and I can't shut up. :cracked:

[JAGG]

National Hooty Who day. It's in late winter around the end of FEB. Paul Harvey always talked about it. At high noon on Hooty Who day, you walk outside and yell HOOTY WHO. It is supposed to chase off winter so spring can begin early. There I just made your brain get a new wrinkle.

[Gemme]

Yay :clap: Yay You know how I love socks! I will add it to my collection of them you have given me since we came to the planet!

:sock: oh, and lest we forget about that :canoworms: you left me one day! :winky:

What day is National Rub Your Wenis Day? :rofl:


Isn't every day Rub Your Wenis Day? :beddybye:

Or maybe it's Cover Your Wenis in Chocolate Day? :eatthebunny:

Or maybe it's Do Over the Last Major Holiday Day? :turkeyday:

Or maybe it's Click on All the Smilies Next to Your Post Day? :ambulance::seeingstars::thumbsup::playingchess:

[Diva]

Today Is.....

National Roof~Over~Your~Head Day




This would be a good time
to
remember those who do not.

> > Habitat For Humanity (www.habitat.org) < <

[NotAnAverageGuy]

Really that is what today is?

Hmmm HFH I should check into it

[Just_G]

Well then, my timing was perfect for finishing up the roof over my patio! I still have one section to go, but will wait for the weather to warm back up. :snowysmiley:

[Bit]

I think it oughta be National Shiver Yer Timbers Day myself... :cold:had to bundle Gryph up like a polar bear to get him warm enough to walk to the bus stop!

But yes, I am WAY grateful for the roof over our heads. May it live long and prosper! :cheesy:

[Diva]

I know You've been waiting with bated breath, boys and girls.....
:happyjump:


Today is:

Wear BROWN SHOES Day!

It's true.
:blink:
:gossip:

[Gemme]

I know You've been waiting with bated breath, boys and girls.....
:happyjump:


Today is:

Wear BROWN SHOES Day!

It's true.
:blink:
:gossip:



I'm a rebel. I wore black shoes and now I am shoeless.

[Kosmo]

I wore brown boots! Just felt like a brown shoe kinda day. Now I know why *winks*

[Diva]

I wore brown boots! Just felt like a brown shoe kinda day. Now I know why *winks*


See?

You should check this thread first thing everyday! ;)
I'm sure You're ALL looking forward to Ring-In-Your-Nose Wednesday! <giggling>

[Kosmo]

See?

You should check this thread first thing everyday! ;)
I'm sure You're ALL looking forward to Ring-In-Your-Nose Wednesday! <giggling>

Might have to call off and stay in bed that day :cough:

[Diva]

Today ~ December 5th ~ is


National Sacher Torte Day

:heartbeat:
:glasses:

[Diva]

Let the crazy, madcap revelry begin......

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu78/AdelheidRevestel/PICT0125.jpg

[Just_G]

Today ~ December 5th ~ is


National Sacher Torte Day

:heartbeat:
:glasses:

Does a birthday cake count?

[Diva]

Does a birthday cake count?



If it's from Austria and it's chocolate.

[Just_G]

If it's from Austria and it's chocolate.

Nope. This one is a strawberry cake...made in the shape of boobs. Not for me. I am having a surprise party tomorrow night for a friend that requested a boobie cake. :pointing:

Looks like tomorrows National Day is nothing I can partake in. Bummer.

[Diva]

Nope. This one is a strawberry cake...made in the shape of boobs. Not for me. I am having a surprise party tomorrow night for a friend that requested a boobie cake. :pointing:

Looks like tomorrows National Day is nothing I can partake in. Bummer.


Well that's gross.
People still DO that? lol

:danceparty:

[Just_G]

I knew I should not have mentioned that. Something told my fingers to stop typing, but apparently they are a bit rebellious tonight!:weightlifter:

[Diva]

I knew I should not have mentioned that. Something told my fingers to stop typing, but apparently they are a bit rebellious tonight!:weightlifter:


LOL!!!!!!!:snowballfight:

[Diva]

Today
December 6th

is

National Gazpacho Day

&

Mitten Tree Day


(When You figure out what a "Mitten Tree" is, let me know!)

:stillheart::ballcat::stillheart:

[NotAnAverageGuy]

Miss Diva,

ALA Mitten Tree

http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/December/mittentreeday.htm

I gather it is where children make small trees to hold their mittens, so they wont lose them or let them dry out. Or an actual Christmas tree where you put mittens on them.

[Diva]

NAAG............You are such a Giver! Thank You!
Who knew?

(I guess *I* would have known had I had the presence of mind to Google it! :D)

:cuttree:
Happy Mittening, everyone!

[NotAnAverageGuy]

NAAG............You are such a Giver! Thank You!
Who knew?

(I guess *I* would have known had I had the presence of mind to Google it! :D)

:cuttree:
Happy Mittening, everyone!




Your Welcome Hun.... I wanted to know myself so I did yahoo it to find out

:thumbsup:

[Gemme]

Today
December 6th

is

National Gazpacho Day

&

Mitten Tree Day


(When You figure out what a "Mitten Tree" is, let me know!)

:stillheart::ballcat::stillheart:


I've seen mitten trees. Tre cute! I've never had gazpacho, but I know what it is and I want some, but not today. :spruceup:

[Bit]

Amazon.com: Wrought-Iron Snowflake Mitten and Boot Drying Tree: Kitchen & Dining

Hope the link works; tis a mitten tree at amazon.com.

Amazon.com: The Mitten Tree (9781555913496): Candace Christiansen, Elaine Greenstein: Books This is, I think, the original story, The Mitten Tree.

[WolfyOne]

So, I get to eat cold soup and stare at a very colorful mitten tree. Could today get any better?

[Toofrufru]

Today is.............


The first day of the BEST of my life!:cheer::cheer::cheer::cheer:

[Diva]

I've seen mitten trees. Tre cute! I've never had gazpacho, but I know what it is and I want some, but not today. :spruceup:



I know You're not too fond of Mexican food.....but my gazpacho's so yummie You won't care......I'll make You some when You get down here! :D:eating:

[Diva]

Today is:

National Cotton Candy Day

:jester::jester::jester:

:cheer::clap::cheer:

[Ms. Tabitha]

Today is......

Pearl Harbor/ Remembrance Day

Dec. 7, 1941

:usa:

[Diva]

Today is:

National Cotton Candy Day

:jester::jester::jester:

:cheer::clap::cheer:



http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k165/juggalette0512/bwf6.jpg

[Just_G]

Today is:

National Cotton Candy Day

:jester::jester::jester:

:cheer::clap::cheer:

OMG!!!!! The BFFF will be extremely glad to know this!! :clap: I am SURE she will have to go find some cotton candy perfume!! It is the signature fragrance of the NWC; KC & Big Money chapters! :winky:

[PinkieLee]

Today is:

National Cotton Candy Day

:jester::jester::jester:

:cheer::clap::cheer:

OMG!!!!! The BFFF will be extremely glad to know this!! :clap: I am SURE she will have to go find some cotton candy perfume!! It is the signature fragrance of the NWC; KC & Big Money chapters! :winky:

Not only is Cotton Candy the signature smell of the NWC (& the strippers in KC) but it is also a fabulous ingredient for a martini! Oh, I knew when I woke up this morning, that today would be a glorious day!

xoxoxo

[hottprof]

Today is......

Pearl Harbor/ Remembrance Day

Dec. 7, 1941

:usa:

http://www.history.com/encyclopedia.do?articleId=218809

As a Historian it makes me feel good that I was not the only one who thought of this today.

Peace and Love to all War and Conflict Veterans

Smiles :frog:

[Gemme]

I know You're not too fond of Mexican food.....but my gazpacho's so yummie You won't care......I'll make You some when You get down here! :D:eating:

The food is okay. It's the insistence of putting a thick layer of greasy cheese all over everything that kinda icks me. It's like, WHAT ARE THEY HIDING??? :angry:

Today is:

National Cotton Candy Day

:jester::jester:

:cheer::clap::cheer:


I love today!!!! :happyjump:

Today is......

Pearl Harbor/ Remembrance Day

Dec. 7, 1941

:usa:

Yes.

It's also my ex-husband's birthday. He's the one I like, so I'm actually kinda sad we don't see each other anymore.

This smiley makes me think of Diva --->:choir:

If you've seen her kiddie pics, you know she's the one in pigtails. ;)

[Diva]

The food is okay. It's the insistence of putting a thick layer of greasy cheese all over everything that kinda icks me. It's like, WHAT ARE THEY HIDING??? :angry:




I love today!!!! :happyjump:



Yes.

It's also my ex-husband's birthday. He's the one I like, so I'm actually kinda sad we don't see each other anymore.

This smiley makes me think of Diva --->:choir:

If you've seen her kiddie pics, you know she's the one in pigtails. ;)


1. Usuallly, they are hiding a tiny, little mariachi band under all that cheese! :D

2. Me, TOO!

3. I wish I liked my ex~husband. But he is not worthy.

4. I like that smiley, too! I should braid my hair right now. :eek::bolt:

[Gemme]

1. Usuallly, they are hiding a tiny, little mariachi band under all that cheese! :D

2. Me, TOO!

3. I wish I liked my ex~husband. But he is not worthy.

4. I like that smiley, too! I should braid my hair right now. :eek::bolt:

I prefer the mariachi band be in my panties....:eyebat:....or my bathwater. :rubberducky:

The nicer ex-hubby is probably no longer worthy, but I choose to remember him as he was, before the :crap: hit the fan.

I love this --->:kettlepot:!

I'm going to work on :loveletter: later today and tomorrow.

I hope I don't :flyaway: from all the excitement!

[Diva]

Why can't today be

Smilie Heaven Day???:cheer::lawnmower::curtain:

And one of my personal faves: :twitch:

[Dean Thoreau]

If today is National Cotton Candy Day does that mean tomorrow is National toothache day???


I love cotton candy but alas i shall just waive a glass of lemon water to toast the day......Glad you all mentioned cotton candy day,,i need to order a case for the one kid for xmas :D i dont pay the dental bill any longer so I will give her a case of her favorite candy! :present:



Oh and diva and gemme and etc I love this thread....i look forward to the daily announcement

[Gemme]

Why can't today be

Smilie Heaven Day???:cheer::lawnmower::curtain:

And one of my personal faves: :twitch:

Because TOMORROW is smilie heaven day, silly! :playingcat:

Um, I think they used you as a model for that last smiley. I've seen that look in person. I think it went well with my :seeingstars: look.

[Diva]

December 8th

Today is:


National Take It In The Ear Day


:beatnik::twitch::bucktooth::twitch::beatnik:

It will be EVER so interesting to hear
all Y'all's interpretations
of
THIS day!

:eyebat::giggle::eyebat:

[Gemme]

December 8th

Today is:


National Take It In The Ear Day


:beatnik::twitch::bucktooth::twitch::beatnik:

It will be EVER so interesting to hear
all Y'all's interpretations
of
THIS day!

:eyebat::giggle::eyebat:




Missy, you need to take this to the safe sex BDSM thread. :dozey:

[Diva]

Missy, you need to take this to the safe sex BDSM thread. :dozey:


I blame that National Days list maker......the bastid!!

:backdoorsex:

[Gemme]

I blame that National Days list maker......the bastid!!

:backdoorsex:

It's like crack, I tell you. Crack! :freak::tongue:

Have you seen this guy yet? ---> :closetopic:

[Diva]

It's like crack, I tell you. Crack! :freak::tongue:

Have you seen this guy yet? ---> :closetopic:




LOVE thatone!.....and I just found this one yesterday... :playingcat: They're fun, that's for sure! :D

:anothersnowman:

[Gemme]

LOVE thatone!.....and I just found this one yesterday... :playingcat: They're fun, that's for sure! :D

:anothersnowman:

It's National BROWNIE Day!!!! :eating::

[Diva]

Clearly, we have 2 different lists.....

I think I like YOUR list better.....of course, that depends on what is being put into my ear.....and by Whom. :perv:

[Gemme]

Clearly, we have 2 different lists.....

I think I like YOUR list better.....of course, that depends on what is being put into my ear.....and by Whom. :perv:



Your ear sex is on the list too. Tomorrow is Christmas Card day on this list!

http://holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/december.htm

I'm also looking forward to the 12th and 13th!

[Diva]

Your ear sex is on the list too. Tomorrow is Christmas Card day on this list!

http://holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/december.htm

I'm also looking forward to the 12th and 13th!



> > > Here's my list (http://www.louderbacks.com/home/dict/days.html) < < <

[Gemme]

> > > Here's my list (http://www.louderbacks.com/home/dict/days.html) < < <

We should combine the lists so each day is doubly fun! :cheer:

[Just_G]

December 8th

Today is:


National Take It In The Ear Day


:beatnik::twitch::bucktooth::twitch::beatnik:

It will be EVER so interesting to hear
all Y'all's interpretations
of
THIS day!

:eyebat::giggle::eyebat:




You're nasty. :winky:

We both know that this has nothing to do with a Wenis, that is for sure! :formalbow:

[violaine]

implicit

:fallenangel:

[Bit]

http://holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/december.htm



:watereyes: I shouldn'ta looked :bigcry: now I won't be surprised every morning and I loved the surprise!! I stopped at the 15th when I realized what I was doing. :watereyes:

[Gemme]

:watereyes: I shouldn'ta looked :bigcry: now I won't be surprised every morning and I loved the surprise!! I stopped at the 15th when I realized what I was doing. :watereyes:


I did that too! The good thing for me is that my short term memory is horrible, so I'll look at it all and only remember about 15% of it later. That's the benefit to not being able to remember anything. :deepthoughts:

[Diva]

Today is

December 9th

National Pastry Day
:cheer:

:chef::chef::chef:

&

National Christmas Card Day



:D

[sweetcali]

If it's from Austria and it's chocolate.

If it is chocolate it counts.

sweetcali

[Gemme]

Today is

December 9th

National Pastry Day
:cheer:

:chef::chef::chef:

&

National Christmas Card Day



:D




I did not have a pastry today but I did fill out some Christmas cards. :cuttree::reader:

[Diva]

I did not have a pastry today but I did fill out some Christmas cards. :cuttree::reader:



The day is young!!
I want to learn how to make baklava......do You love it?

[Gemme]

The day is young!!
I want to learn how to make baklava......do You love it?




I don't love it, but I do like it. :)

[Just_G]

The day is young!!
I want to learn how to make baklava......do You love it?



I love it!! Next time I am down there, let's make a batch!

[Diva]

I love it!! Next time I am down there, let's make a batch!

Ok!!! I love that idea!!:princess::chef:

[Just_G]

Ok!!! I love that idea!!:princess::chef:

You do know that I am NO Bobby Flay, right? :winky: Just the trip to the store to get the ingredients will be fun! I love riding in the Divamobile with my head out the window, feeling the warm Texas air! :dogwalking:

[Diva]

You do know that I am NO Bobby Flay, right? :winky: Just the trip to the store to get the ingredients will be fun! I love riding in the Divamobile with my head out the window, feeling the warm Texas air! :dogwalking:




I know.
I want to see the wind catch in Your mouth, like Lucy, when she hangs HER head out the window.....hee hee.....

[Diva]

Today

December 10th


Festival for the Souls of Dead Whales


and


Human Rights Day

:vigil::vigil::rrose::vigil::vigil:

[Just_G]

Today

December 10th


Festival for the Souls of Dead Whales


and


Human Rights Day

:vigil::vigil::rrose::vigil::vigil:

So this made me think of all that show Whale Wars. While it is a sad show to see all those whales getting killed for stupid reasons by the Japanese, they say it is for "research" purposes....when we all know they sell it in their markets for food! I have cried several times watching that show. I am sensative like that.

I hope tomorrow's title of the day is a fun one since it is Friday.....:blah:

[Diva]

I hope tomorrow's title of the day is a fun one since it is Friday.....:blah:


Oh......it IS! <giggling>

:curtain:

[Gemme]

So this made me think of all that show Whale Wars. While it is a sad show to see all those whales getting killed for stupid reasons by the Japanese, they say it is for "research" purposes....when we all know they sell it in their markets for food! I have cried several times watching that show. I am sensative like that.

I hope tomorrow's title of the day is a fun one since it is Friday.....:blah:


I am celebrating December 16th in advance. I suggest you do too. Don't ask what it is, just celebrate! :eatinghersheybar:

[Bit]

:vigil: waiting for today's celebration :vigil:

*hope it's not National Lima Bean Day, or anything*

The day is young!!
I want to learn how to make baklava......do You love it?


I love it. Not only that, I make it, Greek or Lebanese. Whatcha wanna know? :chef:

[Diva]

Today
December 11th

is


National Noodle Ring Day


:blink:
You just can't make this stuff up, can Ya?

[Bit]

What on earth is a noodle ring?!

*and do I really want to know?*

[Diva]

You ASKED for it! :D It looks like a big ol' damn greasy Cheerio!!!!!!!!!

http://www.nopatternrequired.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Noodle-Ring-036.JPG

[violaine]

1730 - Voltaire's "Brutus," premieres in Paris

[Diva]

You're not tryin' to add some CLASS to this thread, are You? :D

:motorbike:

[Bit]

*looks at greasy cheerio*

*looks at Diva*

*backs away, making hasty warding signs with fingers*

:bolt:

[Scorp]

Runs away in horror... :eek: :wtf: :dontfeedmods:



You ASKED for it! :D It looks like a big ol' damn greasy Cheerio!!!!!!!!!

http://www.nopatternrequired.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Noodle-Ring-036.JPG

[IrishGrrl]

ok that was just plain nasty.

[Diva]

I KNOW, right?
I mean...who would create a day to celebrate THAT?!?!?!?!

That's it.
I'm changing the day.

Henceforth, this day of celebrationing will be known as........


National Greasy Cheerio Day

How's that? ;)

[Just_G]

I know what I am having for dinner tonight!! MMMMM, big greasy cheerio! :bolt:

[Bit]

And on our next show: Weird Lookin' Foods That Must Taste Good Cuz People Paid Real Money for the Privilege of Eatin' Them.

http://www.recipezaar.com/Toll-House-Restaurant-Noodle-Ring-339279

[Scorp]

Well, I decided to stay in tonight and slobber over my awesome ginzo spaghetti. And also had a moment of being spontaneous by shaving my head and eating topless.

I'm so damn sexy, I can't stand myself.


http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/sumners/sumners0808/sumners080800001/3398973.jpg

[Bit]

Okay. Now I need a "NO Thanks!" button.

:bolt:

[Diva]

Be afraid.
Be very afraid.

Who knew this thread would run amok & turn ugly. Where's a moderator when Ya need one?:superfunny:

[Just_G]

I am having a hard time getting my day started without knowing what "today is"! HEEEELLLLLLPPPPP!

[Diva]

Today is

December 12

National Ding~A~Ling Day

&

Poinsettia Day


~Enjoy~
:D

[Just_G]

How very appropriate!! I am feeling like quite a ding~a~ling today!! :jester:

Now I can proceed through my day with caution! Thanks Nizzle!:bowdown:

Here, just for you: :sock:

[Diva]

How very appropriate!! I am feeling like quite a ding~a~ling today!! :jester:

Now I can proceed through my day with caution! Thanks Nizzle!:bowdown:

Here, just for you: :sock:


A SOCK!?!?!??! OH!!!! I feel like I'm in a Harry Potter movie!!! Thanks, mah Shizzle!!! Here.....have a shot! :nurseshot:

Wait. That's not the kind You like, is it? :brightbulb:

[Tommi]

Here's a ding~ a ~ling
http://stuff.pyzam.com/funnypics/c/07-1076428675.jpg

[Just_G]

A SOCK!?!?!??! OH!!!! I feel like I'm in a Harry Potter movie!!! Thanks, mah Shizzle!!! Here.....have a shot! :nurseshot:

Wait. That's not the kind You like, is it? :brightbulb:

Injections no. I don't like needles, nurses, or doctors. (as friends, they are fabulous, but come after me with THAT kind of shot and I am outta here! :bolt:)

Bring me a femme holding a shot \_/ :winky: and I will stick around all night long!

We need a little smilie dude or dudette doing a shot, huh?

[Diva]

Today

December 13th

is

National Ice Cream Day
:cold:

&

National Violins Day
:violin:

[Just_G]

I love ice cream!! Glad I checked to see what day it was!

[Queerasfck]

Today is..........

the day I lose my junior membership (100 posts!). No longer a "junior member", hehee. Proud to be a MEMBER now.

[weatherboi]

Today is a good day to reflect.

[amiyesiam]

today is the day after yesterday
and
the day before tomorrow
hopefully I will use it wisely

ps: dear husband
:football::football::football::football:
all day is not wisely LOL

[Corkey]

today is the day after yesterday
and
the day before tomorrow
hopefully I will use it wisely

ps: dear husband
:football::football::football::football:
all day is not wisely LOL


Yes it is....:pcthink::cooking::rollcat:

[Scorp]

Today is:

http://www.history.co.uk/this-day-in-history/December/14/about.html


:cold:

[NotAnAverageGuy]

Today is chore day anyone wanna help?

[Diva]

Today

December 14th

is

National
Bouillabaisse
Day

:chef::eating::chef:

[Diva]

Before You ask.....

http://nobenjaminbutton.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/bouillabaisse.jpg

[NotAnAverageGuy]

Can you make that? *snickers*

[Diva]

Can you make that? *snickers*



Can and have, smartieboxers!

[NotAnAverageGuy]

Can and have, smartieboxers!


OHHHHHHHHHHHHH yummy good I adore a woman who can cook

:simplelaugh:

HAHAH@ smartieboxers

[Diva]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH yummy good I adore a woman who can cook

:simplelaugh:

HAHAH@ smartieboxers



Mhmm.....of course You do......bouillabaisse is the French version of paella.....I don't put the clams in, though.....they creep me out when they pop open....<giggle>

[NotAnAverageGuy]

Yeah clams are not one of my fave foods if they are in the shell, otherwise in a recipe I will eat it.

[Just_G]

I am sitting here starving to death at the shop all alone and looking at that picture, just drooling! It is also freezing in here, as our thermostat is not working right! :cold: So now I REALLY want some of that!

Oh Monday, be overwith already!

[Dean Thoreau]

Ok it is Nat'l Boullbaisse Day...thank you Diva for telling me that.
My fish also thank you..........I fed them some shrimp, clams, zucchinni, oysters oh and some worms in commemoration of the Day!!

:bolt:

[Diva]

Oh good! hee hee
Did you give them noodles on Noodle Ring Day? ;)

[Dean Thoreau]

umm nope.... just fish flakes that day :D

[Diva]

Today
December 15th

is

:usa:Bill of Rights Day:usa:

&

National Lemon Cupcake Day

:chef::eating::chef:


:gimmehug:
Embrace the Lemon Cupcake

[Ryobi]

Today
December 15th

is

:usa:Bill of Rights Day:usa:

&

National Lemon Cupcake Day

:chef::eating::chef:


:gimmehug:Embrace the Lemon Cupcake


I like both of these things except, the bill of rights makes me crazy sometimes and the lemon cup cakes like ME too much. They will stick around for a long time! LOL.

It's my sister's Birthday today too. Good thing I read this thread!

[Just_G]

WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO for a day of cake!! (granted, I am not much of a lemon fan, but it will have to do!!) :hrmph:

[Diva]

WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO for a day of cake!! (granted, I am not much of a lemon fan, but it will have to do!!) :hrmph:




Nor am I, mah Shizzle.....I much prefer The Lemon Poundcake Goodness.........

[PinkieLee]

National Lemon Cupcake Day.... WOOOHOOO!

Although, I prefer lemon squares over lemon cake ~ just a little FYI!

Great, now this fat kid wants something sweet!

[weatherboi]

I have never had lemon cupcakes...but am a lover of the square!!

[NotAnAverageGuy]

I can go for anything sweet or sour, even lemon cupcakes or squares

[Rockinonahigh]

This day should be a noterd day atleast..The sun is shineing for the first time in over a week..yaaahooo for sunshine.
Rockin

[Gemme]

Today
December 15th

is

:usa:Bill of Rights Day:usa:

&

National Lemon Cupcake Day

:chef::eating::chef:


:gimmehug:
Embrace the Lemon Cupcake



ORRRRRRR.....

National Lemon Cupcake Rights Day!!!

Give those cupcakes their rights!!!

Or else....:sumo::batmoose:

[Diva]

Today
December 16th

is


National Chocolate Covered Anything Day


~~sigh~~

:chocolate::eatinghersheybar::chocolate:

:cheer::cheer::cheer:

Life is good.

[Just_G]

Hmmm, now where on earth can I find a chocolate covered femme? :winky:
:deepthoughts:

[Gemme]

Today
December 16th

is


National Chocolate Covered Anything Day


~~sigh~~

:chocolate::eatinghersheybar::chocolate:

:cheer::cheer::cheer:

Life is good.





YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSS!!!!!!

I've been WAITING for this one!

[Diva]

Hmmm, now where on earth can I find a chocolate covered femme? :winky:
:deepthoughts:


I know.



:happyjump:

[Gemme]

Hmmm, now where on earth can I find a chocolate covered femme? :winky:
:deepthoughts:

I know.



:happyjump:

Me too.

[Diva]

Hee hee...........:p

[NJFemmie]

Today marks the anniversary of the Boston Tea Party.:fencing:
:brainsucker:

...

WOOOHOOO! It's
National Chocolate Covered Anything Day!!

[Diva]

Let's have some tea then! :D

And I have to tell You....everytime I see that poor cat's ass in the tree, I want to pull him out! <giggle>

[NJFemmie]

Let's have some tea then! :D

And I have to tell You....everytime I see that poor cat's ass in the tree, I want to pull him out! <giggle>


Muah-hahahahaa! So my evil plan IS working!
pull on the cat ass, puuuullll on the cat asssss!

I'll take a cup of lemon zinger, please. :)

[Diva]

You're not right.
Come sit here by me.

MY evil plan is working! BWWAAAHHHHAAAAHHHAAAH!!!!!
:pile:

[NJFemmie]

You're not right.
Come sit here by me.

MY evil plan is working! BWWAAAHHHHAAAAHHHAAAH!!!!!
:pile:<<-- is that a party on your lap, or are you just happy for tea?



Muah-hahahahahaaaaaaa! *cough* ha-hahaahaaa

[NotAnAverageGuy]

did someone say chocolate covered anything day?

and yeah I am with Diva I wanna yank the cat out of the tree as well

* puts plate of chocolate covered pb cookies on the table*

[Gemme]

Today is.....

Laugh at Ryan trying to wrap presents and happily realizing I will be the present-wrapping person in our relationship day.

:blink:

:wreath:

[Ryobi]

Today is.....

Laugh at Ryan trying to wrap presents and happily realizing I will be the present-wrapping person in our relationship day.

:blink:

:wreath:

There's a whole day for that!! Well dip me in chocolate and call me December 16th! Who knew?

I can build the hell out of a Broadway stage set. I help build houses for habitat for humanity. But, I can NOT for the life of me, wrap a present.

Yes Baby, that will be your department. please and thank-you.

[cara]

...my last day of calm until next Monday. I am purposefully staying home tonight and chilling out.

Busy, busy!

~cara

[Gemme]

There's a whole day for that!! Well dip me in chocolate and call me December 16th! Who knew?

I can build the hell out of a Broadway stage set. I help build houses for habitat for humanity. But, I can NOT for the life of me, wrap a present.

Yes Baby, that will be your department. please and thank-you.


:cheesy: <---- at the idea of dipping you in chocolate

For the sake of the day......:eatthebunny:

[NJFemmie]

... probably a day filled with a bunch of these:

YouTube- What A Maroon!

oy.

Tis the season.

[Diva]

TODAY

~December 17th~

is


National Underdog Day

&


National Maple Syrup Day


Cartoons & Pancakes
for
EVERYONE
!!!!!


:dance2::riding2::dance2:

[Just_G]

I wondered why I had the urge to take a shot of syrup with my morning coffee! :trampoline:

[NJFemmie]

So THAT'S why I had the urge to put on a cape this morning!!

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:UbbJ-UvtLU7_7M:http://majastevanovich.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/underdog1.jpg

This explains everything.

[Just_G]

So THAT'S why I had the urge to put on a cape this morning!!

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:UbbJ-UvtLU7_7M:http://majastevanovich.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/underdog1.jpg

This explains everything.

Don't you love it that we get these urges on the day OF their day! :thumbsup: Now if I only had the ability to pick lotto numbers...life would be grand! :rainsing:

[NJFemmie]

Don't you love it that we get these urges on the day OF their day! :thumbsup: Now if I only had the ability to pick lotto numbers...life would be grand! :rainsing:

Woot! Yes it would!
But of course, life is RARELY ever THAT grand, lol.

(I think I am going to suggest a NATIONAL WINNING LOTTERY NUMBER DAY.... SHARON!) *insert little evil snicker here*

[Gemme]

TODAY

~December 17th~

is


National Underdog Day

&


National Maple Syrup Day


Cartoons & Pancakes
for
EVERYONE
!!!!!


:dance2::riding2::dance2:

Mmmmmmm.....syrup. :drool:

[Diva]

Today

December 18th

is

National Bake Cookies Day
:chef::cookielove::chef:

&


National Roast Suckling Pig Day
:flyingpig:

It's a good day.
:heartbeat:

[Just_G]

Well, it looks like I will have to have a cookie today..dammit all to hell! :winky:

Not feeling much like roasting a sucky pig....

[NotAnAverageGuy]

COOKIES WHERE?

[weatherboi]

Yayyyy cookies!!!

Boooo baby smalll pink cute suckling pig day! Boo!

[NotAnAverageGuy]

Where is Diva, I know she makes FAB cookies!!!!

[Tommi]

Practice, practice, practice
Global Orgasm Day for Peace
JOIN IN with the group that will be having an orgasm in the name of world peace. The Big O, is designed to be an "instantaneous surge of human biological, mental & spiritual energy" that the group hope will reduce levels of violence, hatred and fear around the world during the longest night of the year. What better of a cause do you need? Alone, with a partner, or ..mark your calendar!!
http://www.globalorgasm.org/

When?
Monday, December 21, 2009, the Winter Solstice, at 17:47 GMT (or anytime within a 24 hour period)

What?
Dedicate an orgasm to Peace.

Who?
All men and women - you and everyone you know.

Where?
Everywhere in the world, but especially in those countries affected by war or violence - those most in need of peace.

Why?
To effect positive change in the energy field of the earth through conscious dedication of orgasmic energy to the vibration of Peace. Our minds and our biology influence Matter and Quantum Energy fields, so by concentrating our thoughts before, during, and after orgasm on peace andloving-kindness, the synergy of high orgasmic physical energy combined with the power of positive visualization could help reduce global levels of violence, hatred and fear. Orgasm is the largest possible instantaneous surge of human biological and spiritual energies. It is a biological gift! What better way to achieve your resolution for Peace?

In the meantime, practice, practice, practice (safely)! Tell all your friends about this website and encourage them to participate! Help this year be the biggest Global-Oh since we began tracking it.

[Just_G]

Where is Diva, I know she makes FAB cookies!!!!

I DO know that her shrimp etouffe is off the chains :bowdown:...wonder when THAT day is!?

[NotAnAverageGuy]

I DO know that her shrimp etouffe is off the chains :bowdown:...wonder when THAT day is!?


mmmm shrimp etouffe and yeah when is that day? Maybe I can make a trip up there just for that :formalbow:

[Diva]

Where is Diva, I know she makes FAB cookies!!!!

I DO know that her shrimp etouffe is off the chains :bowdown:...wonder when THAT day is!?



I SO do not remember making these things for You guys.....but of course, that doesn't mean it didn't happen. I shuffle my feet and whine about the dishwasher, too, or so I'm told.....I don't remember that, EITHER> :rofl:

[NotAnAverageGuy]

I SO do not remember making these things for You guys.....but of course, that doesn't mean it didn't happen. I shuffle my feet and whine about the dishwasher, too, or so I'm told.....I don't remember that, EITHER> :rofl:


:bucktooth:but you know we love you

[Gemme]

I could really use a coconut macaroon right about now....:tongue:

[Diva]

Today

December 19th

is


National
Oatmeal Muffin Day
:chef:

&

National
Look For An Evergreen Day
:cuttree:


(No, ladies & gentlemen, this day does not speak to me....)

[weatherboi]

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Totally understood!!

[Leigh]

I love oatmeal muffins, wish I had one :(

[Gemme]

Today

December 19th

is


National
Oatmeal Muffin Day
:chef:

&

National
Look For An Evergreen Day
:cuttree:


(No, ladies & gentlemen, this day does not speak to me....)




As I relayed the importance of today.....oatmeal muffin day 'n all....my roomies immediately (and in unison) said, "Well, where the Hell are our muffins then?"

Dudes. Really. Don't make me...:backdoorsex:

:twitch:

And then, I told them what they could do with my non-existent muffins. :thumbsup:

I do, however, have the Evergreen thing under control. I'm TOTALLY in the right state for that! :thumbsup:

[Diva]

TODAY

~December 20th~

is


National Games Day
:cheerleader::pacman::snooker::hockey::soccer:

&


National Go Caroling Day
:choir:


:musicnote:Enjoy!:musicnote:

[weatherboi]

LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa!!

Nat'l games day means guilt free Wii games all day long!!

[NotAnAverageGuy]

Celebrating the Dallas Cowboys beating the NO Saints day on my end lol

[Diva]

Today

~December 21st~

is


Look At The Bright Side Day
(and You can DO that because its...)

National Flashlight Day

National Forefather's Day

National Humbug Day

National French Fried Shrimp Day

National Hamburger Day

Get busy people! Hee hee!
:riding2:

[Bit]

National Flashlight Day?? lol! I kinda like that one.

Ooops, for me it just became National Walk the Puppy for the 487th Time Day. *sigh* bbl...

[NotAnAverageGuy]

Today

~December 21st~

is


Look At The Bright Side Day
(and You can DO that because its...)

National Flashlight Day

National Forefather's Day

National Humbug Day

National French Fried Shrimp Day

National Hamburger Day

Get busy people! Hee hee!
:riding2:





French Fried shrimp day, I need to check into that.

http://www.weloveseafood.com/FrenchFriedShrimp.html

[Gemme]

Today

~December 21st~

is


Look At The Bright Side Day
(and You can DO that because its...)

National Flashlight Day

National Forefather's Day

National Humbug Day

National French Fried Shrimp Day

National Hamburger Day

Get busy people! Hee hee!
:riding2:




So THAT'S why I've been craving Red Lobster today. :popcorn:

[Diva]

Today

~December 22~

is


National
Date-Nut Bread Day

:superfunny::wtf::superfunny:

[Just_G]

According to my friend on FB, it is also: National Haiku Poetry Day!

[Bit]

National
Date-Nut Bread Day



OHHH for a working oven! I actually have both dates and nuts today! I'm missing out. :watereyes: *shuffles out disconsolately to celebrate National Walk Your Puppy For the 585th Time Day*

[Bit]

According to my friend on FB, it is also: National Haiku Poetry Day!

Date-nut bread your day
I disconsolately say
Without an oven, nay

:sigh: I don't even care that I rhymed it. :hrmph:


:hamactor:

[NJFemmie]

When are we going to have National Oatmeal Cookie Day???

I've been waiting ever so patiently ..... *foot tapping*



:4femme:< is it me, or is this thing freakishly large?

[Diva]

When are we going to have National Oatmeal Cookie Day???

I've been waiting ever so patiently ..... *foot tapping*



:4femme:< is it me, or is this thing freakishly large?



Not any larger than that cat's ass in the tree!!

:giggle:

[NJFemmie]

Not any larger than that cat's ass in the tree!!

:giggle:


LOL ... touche .... but I couldn't find a smaller picture and I really liked the cat's ass.

It's almost 3-D.

[Diva]

LOL ... touche .... but I couldn't find a smaller picture and I really liked the cat's ass.

It's almost 3-D.



I LOVE the cat's ass!!!
PUT IT BACK!!!! PUT IT BACK!!!!!:overreaction::playingcat:

[Gemme]

I'm imagining that it's the same cat, just turned around, so that the ass is still there, if I squinch my eyes and hallucinate for a minute.

I've dubbed today National Exclamation Point Day!

It's great!

!

[Gemme]

I'm very excited at the thought of days 24, 25 and 27, oh yes I am! <--- still celebrating the national exclamation point day

[NJFemmie]

Back by popular demand ..........




TADA!!!!!! --------> One large cat ass stuck in tree.


Today should also be known as
NATIONAL CAT ASS DAY!
Have you hugged a cat's ass today?
Every feline ass needs to feel the :heartbeat:
:awww:

[Just_G]

<<-----Not a lover of the feline...they are way too sneaky! However, I do LOVE your funny cat pics in the Christmas tree!

Where is my Nizzle with today's day? Again, I am all discombobulated trying to figure out whether I should eat a cupcake, cookie, or make a noodle ring!!

[Diva]

TODAY

~December 23rd~

is


National Roots Day
:sparklyheart:

&


Festivus
(for the rest of us) RE: Seinfeld

:grandpiano:
(

[Diva]

Thank You NJF for humoring me.....:duck:

Gemmie, in my tiny world, it's ALways National Exclamation Point Day!!!!!! :D

G.....bless Your sweet discombobulated heart.....:doghead:

[Just_G]

Now it is time for the airing of grievances...next up, the feats of strength!

Who wants to start? Festivus is officially over when someone pins me! :formalbow:

[Diva]

I know I'm a heathen when I say that I wasn't a staunch Seinfeld fan, so I'm not really sure what "Festivus" IS......

So. There You have it. :rainbowAfro:

[NotAnAverageGuy]

HAHAHAHA NJFemmie and the cat ass, made my day

[Just_G]

Here you go Nizzle:

YouTube- The Story of Festivus

[Diva]

TODAY

~December 24th~

is


National Egg Nog Day
:cluck::cluck:

&


National Chocolate Day
:eatinghersheybar::eatinghersheybar:


There Ya go, GemmieLicious!!
It's Your day!
:tease:

[weatherboi]

Happy day before christmas peeps!!!

Eggnog day??:twitch: Scary

Yayyyyyyyy Chocolate!!!
:chocolate:

[NJFemmie]

I know I'm a heathen when I say that I wasn't a staunch Seinfeld fan, so I'm not really sure what "Festivus" IS......

So. There You have it. :rainbowAfro:

Festivus is for the rest of us ... but I still often wonder - WHY the pole? What do they do with it? Do they wrap lights around it? Tape cards to it? Use it to play baseball on someone's head? (Hey .. they come from Queens, yanno ... it can be rough over there ;) Mets fans need SOMETHING to amuse themselves .... ) :rolleyes:

[Gemme]

TODAY

~December 24th~

is


National Egg Nog Day
:cluck::cluck:

&


National Chocolate Day
:eatinghersheybar::eatinghersheybar:


There Ya go, GemmieLicious!!
It's Your day!
:tease:



Seeeeeeeee????

I told you all I couldn't WAIT for today! Eggnog AND chocolate!!!

Nummynummygood!

You're so good to me, Diva. :)

[Diva]

TODAY

~December 25th~

is

Christmas Day

:smileyXmasTree:

&

National Pumpkin Pie Day

:eating::eating::eating:

[Gemme]

TODAY

~December 25th~

is

Christmas Day

:smileyXmasTree:

&

National Pumpkin Pie Day

:eating::eating::eating:


I shall celebrate Christmas Day AND eat pumpkin pie....with Cool Hwhip.

YouTube- Family Guy-Cool Whip

[Diva]

TODAY

~December 26th~

is


National Whiners Day
:whine:

&


Boxing Day
:slapfight:

[Diva]

TODAY

~December 27th~

is


National Fruitcake Day
:twitch::twitch::twitch:


&



National
Make Cut~Out Snowflakes
Day

:snowballfight:

[Just_G]

Um, do I have to cut them out of paper, or can I just look at the 6 trillion of them piled up in my yard and neighborhood?:snowysmiley:

[NJFemmie]

Dammit! I missed National Whiners Day!

And I have soooooooo much to whine about!! (well, no, not really....)

Like this stupid cold Mare and I are sharing and it's knocking us for a loop.

WAHHHHHHHHHH!
:cough:

[Gemme]

I whined enough for everyone yesterday.

:rant:

Snowflakes! I love snowflakes!

:freak:

[NotAnAverageGuy]

ohhhhhhhh snowflakes like snowflake shaped cookies?

[Gemme]

ohhhhhhhh snowflakes like snowflake shaped cookies?

I like cookies, but I tend to keep my snowflakes and my cookies separate.

[NotAnAverageGuy]

I like cookies, but I tend to keep my snowflakes and my cookies separate.

ok I wont make snowflake shaped cookies than lol:raspberry:

[Heart]

Today is... my birthday. :dance2:

[Gemme]

Today is... my birthday. :dance2:

Happy Birthday!!!

:birthday:

:choir:

[Gemme]

National
Card Playing
Day!!!

:cards::cards:

[Diva]

TODAY

~January 2nd~

is


National
Run Up The Flagpole
&
See If Anybody Salutes It
Day

(How appropriate in light of that silly Flag Thread)

:LGBTQFlag::usa::leatherflag::jollyroger:

[Gemme]

TODAY

~January 2nd~

is


National
Run Up The Flagpole
&
See If Anybody Salutes It
Day

(How appropriate in light of that silly Flag Thread)

:LGBTQFlag::usa::leatherflag::jollyroger:



Appropriate.

Hey, I like this guy ---->:closetopic:

[Diva]

Appropriate.

Hey, I like this guy ---->:closetopic:



I salute You, precious GemmieLicious! :toast:

[Diva]

TODAY

~January 3rd~

is


National Day Of Sleep




Perfect

[Dean Thoreau]

but what is to :thinking: day?

[Diva]

TODAY

~January 4th~

is


National Day of Trivia


&


National Humiliation Day



Well.
There Ya have it.

[Gemme]

TODAY

~January 4th~

is


National Day of Trivia


&


National Humiliation Day



Well.
There Ya have it.





Well, I have one half down already, but I suspect that these go hand in hand, yes?

[Just_G]

I have learned some worthless trivia lately, and humiliated myself at the airport when I bit it on a patch of ice....so I am doing good today!!

Oh, today is also "G is back" day...lol

[Ms. Tabitha]

The birthday of
Lydia Nicole Tallman-Howe
7 lbs 6 oz 19 3/4 in long
Born @ 1905

:welcome:

My daughter & Grandaughter are doing wonderful



:sparklyheart:

[Diva]

I have learned some worthless trivia lately, and humiliated myself at the airport when I bit it on a patch of ice....so I am doing good today!!

Oh, today is also "G is back" day...lol


At least You're following the rules.....I have tried to no humiliate myself today.....it's a difficult job! :D

Welcome Home, mah Shizzle! :anothersnowman:

The birthday of
Lydia Nicole Tallman-Howe
7 lbs 6 oz 19 3/4 in long
Born @ 1905

:welcome:

My daughter & Grandaughter are doing wonderful



:sparklyheart:

~~Congratulations~~
:bouquet::bow::bouquet:

[Ms. Tabitha]

~~Congratulations~~

:bouquet::bow::bouquet:



Thank you Auntie Diva :awww:

[Diva]

Sorry I missed yesterday!!!! January 5th was:

National Bird Day


TODAY

~January 6th~

is


National Bean Day


:fart:

[weatherboi]

Gotta love beans!!!

[Gemme]

Beans, beans...the musical fruit!
The more you eat, the more you TOOT!

:fart:

[Diva]

TODAY

~January 7th~

is


National Old Rock Day

:princess:

HowEVER shall we celebrate?

[Just_G]

Let's blast some lynard skynard or some rolling stones or something!! :aslIloveyou:

[Gemme]

TODAY

~January 7th~

is


National Old Rock Day

:princess:

HowEVER shall we celebrate?



*laughs at G*

My first thought was:

I've been called the old ball and chain, but never an old ROCK! :blink:

On the other hand, I like rocks in general. :cheesy:

[Dude]

frostBITE day

[Diva]

TODAY

~January 9th~

is


National Play God Day

(I know there are SOME on this site who will be ever so pleased about THIS day! lol)

[weatherboi]

Oh Dog help us please!!!

[Diva]

TODAY

~January 10th~

is


National Peculiar People Day

:ymca:
Yea!

[amiyesiam]

Sunday (all day)

[weatherboi]

I can be peculiar so this works in my favor!!! Thanks Diva!!

[Diva]

I can be peculiar so this works in my favor!!! Thanks Diva!!


I live to serve.

:rollcat:

[Just_G]

hmmm, I think I have heard this somewhere. :winky: