Today Is.....

[Diva]

TODAY

~March 31st~

is


National Bunsen Burner Day
:candle:


National Clams on the Half Shell Day
:theisland:


National She's Funny That Way Day
:giggle:


National Boffola Recognition Day
:rofl:

[NJFemmie]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/23/129034860511773978.jpg

Once upon a time, Mare and I went clamming in Virginia.
The End.

:|

[NJFemmie]

I almost pasted pictures of buffalos.

http://bergina.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/hyena-laughing.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://kathynajimy.com/images/kathy_headshot.jpg
One of my favorite funny ladies .... :)

[SuperFemme]

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/cesar%20chavez.jpg

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 1st~

is


National 1 Cent Day
:2cents:


National Fun At Work Day
:hippie::cheerleader::nyahnyah:


National St. Stupid Day
:threadneedspics:


National Hilarious Haberdashery Day
:jester::cowboy::piratelaugh:

[JakeTulane]

Waits ever so patiently for NJ to do her thing.

*grins*

[NJFemmie]

http://smalldog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/stupidity_1170973245.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://smalldog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/futility.jpg?w=300&h=270

[NJFemmie]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/mba0350l.jpghttp://www.arkitectrue.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/office-humor-heineken.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/5/30/whyhellogudsi128566719103582467.jpg

who in God's name uses the word haberdashery these days??!?!?

[NJFemmie]

http://therandompics.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/funny-pictures-cat-threatens-you.jpg

[NJFemmie]

The penny alternative....

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-kittens-bowl.jpg

[weatherboi]

http://www.phfcu.com/images/kidsclub/1-Cent.gif

http://thebottlecapman.com/images/Unused%20Soda%20Cork/Hires%201%20Cent.jpg

[Diva]

NJ said "Haberdashery".......my work here is done.


:chef::pursebee::rabbi::detective::police: :beatnik::alarm::putting:

[NJFemmie]

NJ said "Haberdashery".......my work here is done.


:chef::pursebee::rabbi::detective::police: :beatnik::alarm::putting:





You tricked me!
I was hoodwinked! bamboozled!
...who the hell says hoodwinked and bamboozed these days???

...oh, nevermind.

[Diva]

You tricked me!
I was hoodwinked! bamboozled!
...who the hell says hoodwinked and bamboozed these days???

...oh, nevermind.



Hee hee..........I love it when You're all discombobulated and chit.

:cheer:

[JakeTulane]

You tricked me!
I was hoodwinked! bamboozled!
...who the hell says hoodwinked and bamboozed these days???

...oh, nevermind.


*thumbs through the dictionary*

you forgot the word.. duped.

*grins*

[NJFemmie]

*thumbs through the dictionary*

you forgot the word.. duped.

*grins*

Every time I see the word duped, I think of dupa, which in Polish translates
to (_(_) (ass)

Makes me wonder if they were on to something.

[NJFemmie]

Easter Bunny's Corporate Office:

http://www.geocaching.hu/poiimages/2008-03/13502_20080320_121025.jpg

Even bunnies slack off on Fridays.
Woot.

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 2nd~

is


National Peanut Butter & Jelly Day
:nerd:


National Children's Book Day
:glasses:


National Air Day
:flyaway:


Good Friday
:sermon:



Have a wonderful, happy & safe weekend, everyone!
:musicnote:

[NJFemmie]

*looking at watch ....*

You're late, sister .... *tapping foot*

http://launicanubedelcielo.castpost.com/Brian_peanut_butter_jelly.wmv.jpg

[Diva]

I guess for me, it's BAD Friday.... :sadangel:


:girleating:

[NJFemmie]

http://www.postroad.com/humour/parody_childrens_book_titles/my_foot_in_your_ass.jpghttp://www.postroad.com/humour/parody_childrens_book_titles/paddington_gets_tanked.jpghttp://www.postroad.com/humour/parody_childrens_book_titles/my_first_rave_fun_with_x.jpghttp://www.postroad.com/humour/parody_childrens_book_titles/run_away_from_home.jpghttp://www.postroad.com/humour/parody_childrens_book_titles/whose_baby_is_it.jpg

[NJFemmie]

OMG! How can I forget this classic favorite?????

http://www.postroad.com/humour/parody_childrens_book_titles/lets_shit_in_the_woods.jpg

[NJFemmie]

Have a WONDERFUL weekend !!

:) Be well and be safe.

Don't eat any rotten easter eggs ;)

[Ms. Tabitha]

TODAY








~April 2nd~

is


National Peanut Butter & Jelly Day
:nerd:




YouTube- It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!


What would WE do without OUR Diva?


:cracked:

[Gemme]

TODAY

~April 2nd~

is


National Peanut Butter & Jelly Day
:nerd:


National Children's Book Day
:glasses:


National Air Day
:flyaway:


Good Friday
:sermon:



Have a wonderful, happy & safe weekend, everyone!
:musicnote:




YouTube- It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZAGBL6UBA)


What would WE do without OUR Diva?


:cracked:

YouTube- Christina Milian - Peanut Butter & Jelly



YouTube- Peanut Butter and Jelly




Two versions for those who like options.

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 3rd~

is


National Tweed Day
:detective:


National Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day
:knighthorse:


National Pony Express Day
:toypony:


National Tangible Karma Day
:ohm:

[Andrew, Jr.]

Today is hard for me. :deepthoughts:

[Gemme]

TODAY

~April 3rd~

is


National Tweed Day
:detective:


National Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day
:knighthorse:


National Pony Express Day
:toypony:


National Tangible Karma Day
:ohm:




Dammit! :rant:

I don't check my notifications until AFTER I'm already at work....and it's not been fun today.

*grumble*

[Diva]

TODAY

~Sunday, April 4th~

is


Easter

:bouquet::bouquet::bouquet:




Have a lovely day!

[Andrew, Jr.]

Happy Easter to All. :chocolate:

[Gemme]

Happy Easter, everyone!

:bouquet: :chocolate:

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 5th~

is


National Go For Broke Day
:heartbeat:


National Deep Dish Pizza Day
:chef:


National Silly Suds Day
:beerbros:

[bigbutchmistie]

My last day of vacation :(

[weatherboi]

silly suds

http://articles.greenlinkcentral.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/dd2c0_3402504972_04cb9d25d2_o.jpg

[NJFemmie]

Not much you can do with "silly suds" without being borderline pornographic.

http://www.meganalexa.com/megan/Portals/0/Gallery/377/Web%20Pictures/Suds.jpg

[NJFemmie]

I often get confused....

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/b/bubbles-7059.bmp

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-dog-pictures-in-ur-bath.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://hostedmedia.reimanpub.com/TOH/Images/Photos/37/exps17170_CW10224C43.jpg

[NJFemmie]

He went for broke...
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/funny-pictures-raccoon-ate-your-garbage.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://www.ihasafunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ihasafunny-motivational-ichm-funny-nothing.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/funny-pictures-cat-lets-you-win.jpg

[Gemme]

TODAY

~April 5th~

is


National Go For Broke Day
:heartbeat:


National Deep Dish Pizza Day
:chef:


National Silly Suds Day
:beerbros:




Pizza! That's what I want for dinner. I don't even care if it's deep dish or not. :blink:

[Andrew, Jr.]

Yep, it's go for broke today for me. I just got back from the pharmacy. Oy. :furious:

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 6th~

is


National Sorry Charlie Day
:sunglass:


National Tartan Day
:clover:


National Teflon Day
:chef:


National Fun & Frolicking Day
:cheer:

[theoddz]

99 cent special day at The Popeye's. :drool:

~Theo~ :bouquet:.....ready for some chicken!!!

[Diva]

I would be remiss if I didn't recognize the 80th Anniversary of THE TWINKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gemme]

Pizza! That's what I want for dinner. I don't even care if it's deep dish or not. :blink:

I'd like to let everyone that may have been concerned about my lack of pizza that did, in fact, get pizza yesterday. Booyah! :quickdraw:


*frolicking*

[~Bo]

I'd like to let everyone that may have been concerned about my lack of pizza that did, in fact, get pizza yesterday. Booyah! :quickdraw:


*frolicking*





:whoop: ..........

[Gemme]

:whoop: ..........

Thank you for your attention to this serious issue.

[weatherboi]

http://www.magicianscave.co.uk/Images/Images/sorry%20charlie.bmp

[weatherboi]

http://www.dottyparker.com/blog/images/tartan.jpg

[~Bo]

Thank you for your attention to this serious issue.



I wouldn't wanna disappoint ya. :eyebat:

[NJFemmie]

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/16/charlie-brown.jpg

[Diva]

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/16/charlie-brown.jpg




That sorta freaks me out, NJ! :nailbitin:

[Gemme]

That sorta freaks me out, NJ! :nailbitin:





I almost dated someone in school that looked like him. :blink:

[NJFemmie]

That sorta freaks me out, NJ! :nailbitin:




I almost dated someone in school that looked like him. :blink:


Okay, now THAT sort of freaked ME out. :nailbitin:
Ha.

[NJFemmie]

http://hotlineoncall.nationaljournal.com/nuns.jpg


the original "flying nuns"
http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/3600/myg2001.b7/0_273b5_45bcd017_XL.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://bifsniff.com/images/cartoons/teflon-don.gif

[NJFemmie]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_a5Tsfcg5LNI/SdOxyMJ_TVI/AAAAAAAAAS4/lchfJ4pBZdU/s400/tartan+sheep+better+pic.jpg

Never fuck with a dude in a skirt ....
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zJVFJ2kb62c/0.jpg

... just sayin'

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 7th~

is


National ASPCA Day
:sugarglider::tiger::junesmiley:
:rollcat::unicorn::duck:
:penguin::sheep::elefant::wolf:


National No Housework Day
:laundryday:


National Beaver Day
:badger:
(It's close, I guess....)



National Spamarama Day
:overreaction:

[NJFemmie]

http://azfoo.net/places/midwest/pics/070_SPAM-MuseumSign.jpg

Maybe there are TOO many things you can do with spam?

http://www.extratextual.tv/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/spam1.jpg
spampod anyone?

http://www.glasbergen.com/images/spam6.gif

[NJFemmie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-beaver-dam-it.jpg

http://files.myopera.com/eagle4eyes/albums/544259/thumbs/oCmLYMX2_thumb.jpg
tee-hee (yeah, I had to go there)

[NJFemmie]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WBc1L4OumnE/Sa53ab04NQI/AAAAAAAAAXA/pIjila2fZ44/s400/HOTB_HATE_HOUSEWORK.jpg

[weatherboi]

http://dogparkmom.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/blog_aspca1.jpg


http://instoresnow.walmart.com/uploadedImages/Pets_Center/Brand_Pages/4068_pov_asp_ASPCA.jpg

[weatherboi]

http://static-p4.fotolia.com/jpg/00/02/91/03/400_F_2910314_6tGI56cdnS7z022Q46T891XCrsOPZE.jpg

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r200/missk186/Housework.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-cats-blah-beware-of-dog.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/funny-pictures-cat-is-half-good.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0YTZJpJ8Jp8/SYjLMCjqwPI/AAAAAAAAFTc/y9fIqBPawgQ/s400/funny-pictures-helpful-cat-suggests-you-neuter-your-human.jpg

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 8th~

is


National Buddha Day
:praying:


National One Day Without Shoes Day
:blueheels:


National Energizer Bunny Appreciation Day
:eatthebunny:

[NJFemmie]

Cause I love Buddha ....

http://www.happybuddhayoga.com/library/sky-laughing-buddha1.jpg

Especially Hotei.

[NJFemmie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-no-shoes-cat.jpg

[NJFemmie]

For those who just can't part with their shoes today.... do the next best thing - confuse them!

http://www.craphound.com/images/fivefingers.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wOH_p27pwJw/St0uzDFNnaI/AAAAAAAADSc/Jjca4GRN958/s400/bunny.gifhttp://www.dirtytease.net/resources/images/tees/Enegizer%20bunny%20arrested.png *drum roll* http://i-love-cartoons.com/snags/clipart/Looney-Toons/Bugs-Bunny/Bugs-Bunny-Neener.jpg Whoops, wrong bunny .... http://www.captureitphotography.com/images/Energizer-Bunny.jpg

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 9th~

is


National Name Yourself Day
:sunglass:


National Winston Churchill Day
:england:


National Cherish An Antique Day
:beatles:
(Don't say it, Bo!)


National Geographical Bee Day
:canada::puertorico::euflag::australia:
:aboriginal::england::israel:

[Andrew, Jr.]

Today is also National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day!

Who Knew?! :cheesy:

[Gemme]

TODAY

~April 9th~

is


National Name Yourself Day
:sunglass:


National Winston Churchill Day
:england:


National Cherish An Antique Day
:beatles:
(Don't say it, Bo!)


National Geographical Bee Day
:canada::puertorico::euflag::australia:
:aboriginal::england::israel:





Today is also National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day!

Who Knew?! :cheesy:


National Name Yourself Winston Churchill while admiring an antique bee and eating a grilled cheese sammich day???

Woot!

You all can call me Winnie for short. :cheesy:

[moxie]

Today is also National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day!

Who Knew?! :cheesy:



I knew there was a reason I had a hankering for a grilled cheese today and bought sliced cheese at the store. :)

[NJFemmie]

Some don't get that luxury I guess....

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/i-shall-call-him-mini-me.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-cows-fields-calf1.jpg

[NJFemmie]

*smirk*
http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens5253792module66088911photo_1257019065bet ty-white-old-people-dont-fuck-with-them.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/forkintheroad/assets_c/2009/03/grilled%20cheese%20pic-thumb-400x442.jpg

[~Bo]

National Antique Day?????? :giggle:

[Diva]

National Antique Day?????? :giggle:



I beLIEVE it was "Cherish an" Antique, Mister.

:walking-poodle:

[~Bo]

I beLIEVE it was "Cherish an" Antique, Mister.

:walking-poodle:







Oh......ok then... here ya go... :gimmehug:

[Diva]

Oh......ok then... here ya go... :gimmehug:



Bastid. :|

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 10th~

is


National Golfers Day
:caddyshack:


National Sibling Day
:boink:


National Cinnamon Croissant Day
:girleating:



Anniversary of the Titanic setting sail
:titantic:

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 11th~

is


National 8-Track Tape Day
:listening:


National Barbershop Quartet Day
:choir:


International "Louie Louie" Day
:danceparty:



(I love all the music!)
:dance1:

[Gemme]

.... Word. ....

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 12th~

is


National Look Up At The Sky Day
:flyaway:


National Walk On The Wild Side Day
:freak:


National Licorice Day
:eatinghersheybar:

[~Bo]

I love licorice!! BLACK licorice!!!!! :awww:

[IttyBittyFem]

ONE POSITIVE DAY CLOSER

One step at a time.



:praying: :thumbsup: :cheer: :thumbsup: :praying:

[Bit]

TODAY


~April 12th~

is

National Licorice Day
:eatinghersheybar:




Oh NOES... I ate the last of the jelly beans last night and did not know to save the black ones (licorice) for today! :eek:

I am sorry to be Out Of Compliance. :eek:

[NJFemmie]

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/305wildside.jpg
Me thinks she is def in touch with her wild side....
http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/30453-jungle_girls_16_wild_side.jpg

[NJFemmie]

When you're looking up, remember that they are looking down ....

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-god-bunny-clouds-sky.jpg

[NJFemmie]

It's all about perception (and the right angle)

http://media.bigoo.ws/content/image/funny/funny_284.jpg

And then there are days you shouldn't look up at all .....

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/funny-dog-pictures-clouds-poopd.jpg

[NJFemmie]

I like these....

http://www.candyfavorites.com/pi/twizzlers_strawberry_licorice.jpg

Mare likes these ....

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3084/2574217321_fd3b19038a_m.jpg

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 13th~

is
(was!)


National Blame Somebody Else Day
:rant:


National Moment Of Laughter Day
:cracked::rofl::huhlaugh::lol2:
:piratelaugh:
:simplelaugh::giggle:


National Dolly Day
:spruceup:


National Thomas Jefferson Day
:usa:
:writer:

[Corkey]

Deadliest Catch day:fishingboot:

[weatherboi]

http://rlv.zcache.com/blame_my_brother_tshirt-p235114115890897583qw9y_400.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1102/1273929107_2941b4c79d.jpg?v=0

[Gemme]

But...but...BUTTTTT...it really IS someone else's fault! :argue:

[Diva]

But...but...BUTTTTT...it really IS someone else's fault! :argue:



It's ok, Honey.....we all know it's Bo's fault.


:blueheels:

[Gemme]

It's ok, Honey.....we all know it's Bo's fault.


:blueheels:





Bo stole the red peppers? Heathen! :rant:

[~Bo]

It's ok, Honey.....we all know it's Bo's fault.


:blueheels:







Whaaaaaat?????

Nooooooo!!!! I blame Gemmie. :nerd:

[Gemme]

Whaaaaaat?????

Nooooooo!!!! I blame Gemmie. :nerd:


You're too late. We've already decided it was you.

[~Bo]

You're too late. We've already decided it was you.




You can't just "decide" it was me. You must have proof. Do you have proof??? Huh??? DO YOU????? :rant:



I will, however, admit to the "heathen" part. :bandana:

[Gemme]

You can't just "decide" it was me. You must have proof. Do you have proof??? Huh??? DO YOU????? :rant:



I will, however, admit to the "heathen" part. :bandana:

Methinks you protest too much. :blink:

[Diva]

You can't just "decide" it was me. You must have proof. Do you have proof??? Huh??? DO YOU????? :rant:



I will, however, admit to the "heathen" part. :bandana:



Oh Bo....You and I both know that no proof is necessary here! And if they don't have it, they make it up anyway.....:happyjump:

Rest up, Sparky...... :hanging:

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 14th~

is


National Pecan Day
:chef:


National Be Kind To Lawyers Day
:cannabis:


Titanic Hit The Iceberg
:titantic:

[NJFemmie]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/C/5/condi_bush_titanic.jpg

[NJFemmie]

I worked for a law firm ... so being nice is a bit hard for me, heh.

http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-typical-lawyers-office-oJp.jpg

http://www.t-shirthumor.com/Merchant2/graphics/fullsize/lotl_lg.gif

[NJFemmie]

I am indifferent to the pecan.

[NJFemmie]

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/8/26/633869211931904960-DollyParton.jpg

Actually ... I adore Ms. Parton.
*humming Jolene*

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 15th~

is


National Rubber Eraser Day
:|


National That Sucks Day
:smelling-flower:


National McDonald's Day
:eating:


Happy Birthday, da Vinci
:artist:

[NJFemmie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-cat-is-sympathetic-to-injury-of-friend.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/mikeysdad/YouSuck.jpg

http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/can_of_whoopass.jpg
Well that sucks.

[NJFemmie]

http://www.thecomedynet.com/wp-content/gallery/newimages8/RonaldMcDonaldMad.jpg


http://piedpatter.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/funny-dog-pictures-mcdonalds-humiliation1.jpg

[NJFemmie]

I might start a unique rubber eraser collection now ....

http://orientaldirect.co.uk/store/images/stationary/rubbers/rubber_eraser_tv02.jpg


Mare's store sells these teenie tiny animal erasers ... I wish I could find pictures of them, because they are soooo adorable. Kind of like these, but not quite:

http://www.jetpens.com/images/iwako_er-981073_y_1.jpg

Ha!

http://www.jetpens.com/images/iwako_er-981028.jpg

http://www.jetpens.com/images/iwako_er.jpg

[NJFemmie]

So ... this could capture "that sucks" and DaVinci all in one ....

http://www.vinaminh.com/wp-content/uploads/makefunofart.jpg

Poor Adam ...

http://www.berro.com/images1/monalisa_smile_leonardo_da_vinci_butt.jpg

and of course, because I couldn't resist...

http://www.penaltytime.com/images/2.jpg

(No, I am not turning into he "crazy cat" woman....)

[Diva]

OMG, NJ....You've outdone Yourself! I love it!



:gimmehug:

[NJFemmie]

*bowing*
Thank you ... thank you .... I owe my inspiration to you, Ms. Diva....

[NJFemmie]

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2009/11/simpsons_CrazyCatLady.gif

http://writehanded.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/funny-pictures-crazy-cat-lady-school.jpg



sssshhhhh .............

I want this though ....

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/7/18/crazycatlady128608989773433663.jpg

[Diva]

Those collars are too wide! On the kittehs, I mean....

[Diva]

NJ....I think You need this:

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l74/christinamay5/soellise.jpg

[NJFemmie]

NJ....I think You need this:

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l74/christinamay5/soellise.jpg

Oh that? I have that already *snicker*
I really need this to pull it all together ....
http://www.felinefetishes.com/Cat%20Product%20Photos/crazycatlady.jpg

and yes, those collars are a bit wide.
(But they also look like velcro collars)

[Billy]

(April 15) Today we're celebrating . . . National That Sucks Day !
:harley:

[Gemme]

Tax day! :blink:

[Diva]

I wasn't going to state the obvious negative....lol

:hanging:

[Diva]

(April 15) Today we're celebrating . . . National That Sucks Day !
:harley:




BILLY!

Pay attention, please.
:eyebat:

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 16th~

is


National Stress Awareness Day
:overreaction:


National Eggs Benedict Day
:chef:


National Wear Your Pajamas To Work Day
:linus:
(Sorry 'bout that!)


National Trivia Day
:zombie:

[~Bo]

Eggs Benedict is my favorite breakfast!!! Woohooooo!!!!! :clap:

[T D]

Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.

A healthy individual releases 3.5 oz. of gas in a single flatulent emission, or about 17 oz. in a day.

A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a few weeks.

[Diva]

There are 2700 different kinds of earthworms.


:|

[~Bo]

There are 2700 different kinds of earthworms.


:|







Dammit!!! I only got 2683 when I counted them. :(


Ok.......starting over............

one........two........three.......four............

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 17th~

is


National Cheeseball Day
:farmcow:


National Blah! Blah! Blah! Day
:whoop:


National Nothing LIke A Dame Day
:spruceup:


National Ford Mustang Day
:cowboihorse:


National High 5 Day
:hangloose:

[Gemme]

TODAY

~April 17th~

is


National Cheeseball Day
:farmcow:


National Blah! Blah! Blah! Day
:whoop:


National Nothing LIke A Dame Day
:spruceup:


National Ford Mustang Day
:cowboihorse:


National High 5 Day
:hangloose:




I love cheeseballs, especially Hickory Farms, which no longer has them on their website. I may or may not be slightly homicidal over this revelation. :blink:

I love "Blah, Blah, Blah"! It's one of my fave songs to bounce around to, even if Kesha is obviously a party girl (read: in a way that I am not).

YouTube- Blah Blah Blah (Official Video) - Kesha feat 3OH!3 (Download Link Available)

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 18th~

is


International Jugglers' Appreciation Day
:jester:


National Pet Owners' Independence Day
:dogwalking:


National Paul Revere Day
:toypony:



Anniversary of the Opening
of the
1st Laundromat
(1934 in Ft. Worth, Texas)
:laundryday:

[~Bo]

Paul Revere rode a stick horse????? :shocking:

[Diva]

He did today, smartiepants. :fastdraq:

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 19th~

is


National Garlic Day
:chef:


National Hanging Out Day
:hangloose:


National Boston Marathon Day
:runforhills:

[Gemme]

TODAY

~April 19th~

is


National Garlic Day
:chef:


National Hanging Out Day
:hangloose:


National Boston Marathon Day
:runforhills:




My. Eyes. :blink:

The visual created in my mind by combining these three elements is nothing short of disturbing.

:overreaction:

[violaine]

http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/attachments/classic-talk/35760d1194567033-1971-mach-1-mustang-i-need-opinions-about-color-1971_green.jpg

i have had three mustangs- two mach 1's [gold and robin egg blue], and a 1968 metallic blue.

[IttyBittyFem]

APRIL 19


MY LUCKY DAY


I don't recall how all this got started, however, decades ago, I realized that this date happened to be a good one for me. It hasn't disappointed me since, the day always ends up bringing joyful news or I come to find out later, something fabulous happened on this date.

Therefore, I'm sticking with tradition and declaring today, April 19, 2010, one of my luckiest days of the year.

And what's a lucky day without sharing it with friends? . May each one of you that reads this, also be struck by something extremely lucky, supportive and/or positive.

ENJOY EVERYONE !!!

[NJFemmie]

I declare today to be ...

National Road Kill Day

... because I have never had the nastiest drive to work until today.

Ew. It was just .... nasty.

http://hellforleathermagazine.com/images/roadkill-toys.jpg

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 20th~

is


National Look-Alike Day
:cheesy::cheesy:


National Pot Smokers' Day
:flyingweed:


National Bring On The Bull Day
:farmbull:


National Cowboy Poetry Day
:cowboihorse:

[VuDu]

http://www.tanmonkey.com/fun/dog-looks-like-owner_files/6_1.jpg

[Dude]

I was wondering why I suddenly wanted to smoke and write a bull sonet.

Not a real cowboy yet but

I am in the Texas and I could damn near catch a horse under the carport
the way they be wandering to and fro round these parts.

[Dude]

:watereyes:I declare today to be ...

National Road Kill Day

... because I have never had the nastiest drive to work until today.

Ew. It was just .... nasty.

http://hellforleathermagazine.com/images/roadkill-toys.jpg

This was my experience with yesterday too!
2 armydillos,4 possums, one tiny bunny and one bloating pig in the ditch.

no skunks was the only good thang

but wait there's more.....

one of those acrobatic barn swallow birds was showing off
dipping dangerously low in the street

I yelled Pull UP damn it ! clunk ...he did not :watereyes:

[NJFemmie]

:watereyes:

This was my experience with yesterday too!
2 armydillos,4 possums, one tiny bunny and one bloating pig in the ditch.

no skunks was the only good thang

but wait there's more.....

one of those acrobatic barn swallow birds was showing off
dipping dangerously low in the street

I yelled Pull UP damn it ! clunk ...he did not :watereyes:

You certainly beat me.

On my way to work (and it's not a long trip at all, mind you) ...
2 possums, 1 ground hog, 1 unidentified corpse of an animal (was kind of large, so it could have been another possum, but there was blood splattered all over the place and it was hard to tell as I drove by, ick) and 2 deers.

It seemed like every turn I made today, BAM, there was a dead critter.

[NJFemmie]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/funny-dog-pictures-your-pet-is-a-bullfrog.jpg

yes? no?

[WolfyOne]

Today is also Israeli Independence Day which started in1948 and marked the end of the British Mandate in Palestine.

L'Chaim !!!!!

[Diva]

Today is also Israeli Independence Day which started in1948 and marked the end of the British Mandate in Palestine.

L'Chaim !!!!!



Sorry I missed that! It wasn't on my list! :angel:

[violaine]

http://straitfever.homestead.com/files/dustylookscrnsavr.jpg

[WolfyOne]

Sorry I missed that! It wasn't on my list! :angel:





LOL, I happened stumble on it late last night.
Hebrew calendars differ from ours, so it's never on the same day every year.

[Gemme]

Sorry I missed that! It wasn't on my list! :angel:




If your name isn't on the list, you don't get in! :weightlifter:

YouTube- Katalina DJ Girl

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 21st~

is


National Kindergarten Day
:whine:


National Chocolate Covered Cashews Day
<insert cashew smilie here>



National Secretary's Day
:thumbsup:


National Librarian's Day
:glasses:



And can we have a moment of silence, please,
to recognize the birthday of
Tony Danza
:countpetal:
(Diva needs a tissue....)

[Liam]

I hated kindergarten; Mrs. Manion would not let me use the boy's bathroom.

On the other hand, I think librarians ROCK!!

[NJFemmie]

http://blog.myshop.com.pk/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/060901_kindergarten_wifi.gif

Here's a little story for you ....

My first day of kindergarten was HELL. I hated it. I went through some MASSIVE separation anxiety from being away from my mother... it was sheer torture.

On the second day, my mother attempts to wake me up to go to school.
I told her that the teacher said that because I was such a good girl the day before, I didn't have to come back.

My mom didn't buy it.

*sigh*

So begins the next 12 years of Catholic School .... *double sigh*

[NJFemmie]

Happy Secretary's Day!

http://static.blogstorage.hi-pi.com/photos/capeta.bloguepessoal.com/images/gd/1256045169/CARTOONS-ENGRACADOS-5.jpg

http://www.reallyfunnystuff.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/soliter.jpg

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 22nd~

is


EARTH DAY
:gimmehug::bouquet::gimmehug:


National Jelly Bean Day
:cheer:


National Chemists' Day
:barmartini:

[Gemme]

Isn't it ironic that Earth Day falls on Chemists' Day?

:blink:

Atomic bomb, anyone?

[MrSunshine]

Dammit! I missed kindergarten day!!!!


I had a teacher named Miss Ash...no one in kindergarten has front teeth...

[Diva]

Isn't it ironic that Earth Day falls on Chemists' Day?

:blink:

Atomic bomb, anyone?


YES! That occurred to me, too!

Dammit! I missed kindergarten day!!!!


I had a teacher named Miss Ash...no one in kindergarten has front teeth...


I didn't go to kindergarten.....I don't think it was available 'way back then'..... ;)

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 23rd~

is


National Read Me Day
:reader:


National Talk-Like-Shakespeare Day
:hamactor:


National Home Run Day
:baseball:



Happy Birthday Herve Villachaize
:flying:
"Da plane! Da plane!"

[NJFemmie]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/celebrity-pictures-montalban-villechaize-mini-me.jpg

[NJFemmie]

YouTube- To Be or Not to Be 3/13 (1983)

[Diva]

Gotta love a guy who flies a bomber....

Just sayin'.....:huhlaugh:

[NJFemmie]

Gotta love a guy who flies a bomber....

Just sayin'.....:huhlaugh:




Brooks' Hamlet cracks me up.
I have a feeling I'll be watching this movie (again for the three hundredth time) tonight.

Hopefully, my DVD-eth won't forsaken me ....

[NJFemmie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/funny-pictures-dramatic-cat-asks-where-the-sting-of-death-is.jpg
http://grahamten.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/shakespeare4.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/funny-pictures-cat-recites-a-monologue.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/tent1.jpg

:blink:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6B8tPuW7TwQ/SxDg4JEGOjI/AAAAAAAAOew/HZIeVcTwhnI/s400/shakcats.jpg

[Just_G]

In honor of Herve's birthday, I think we should honor him with a moment of silence. He passed on from this Fantasy Island life in September of 1993.

Please join me................................................ ................


Thank you.
Carry on with thy silliness!

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 24th~

is


National Pigs in a Blanket Day
:flyingpig:


National Mullet Toss Day
:onebutch:


National Bulldogs Are Beautiful Day
:bulldog:


National Penguin Day
:penguin:


And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
to

Eeyore and Barbra Streisand
:love1:

[NJFemmie]

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/a/pyzammulletremoval.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://www.bullwrinkle.com/Assets/Images/picket-sm.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://www.uphaa.com/uploads/499/PigsInABlanket2ed.jpg

mmmm, pancakes.....

[NJFemmie]

http://jeremyglover.com/blog/wp-content/plugins/lolcatz/images/20080612183303_funny-pictures-penguin-tells-shadow-quit-it.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/funny-pictures-penguin-missed-a-memo.jpg

[~Bo]

TODAY


~April 24th~

is


And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
to

Eeyore and Barbra Streisand
:love1:










Are they related? :thinking:

[Leigh]

TODAY

~April 24th~

is


National Pigs in a Blanket Day
:flyingpig:


National Mullet Toss Day
:onebutch:


National Bulldogs Are Beautiful Day
:bulldog:


National Penguin Day
:penguin:


And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
to

Eeyore and Barbra Streisand
:love1:







So this must mean its National Pigs in a Blanket playing Mullet Toss while singing "Bulldogs are Beautiful" to Penguins Day????


Oh yeah and ................. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EEYORE :cheer:

[Gemme]

TODAY

~April 24th~

is


National Pigs in a Blanket Day
:flyingpig:


National Mullet Toss Day
:onebutch:


National Bulldogs Are Beautiful Day
:bulldog:


National Penguin Day
:penguin:


And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
to

Eeyore and Barbra Streisand
:love1:





Today is a beautiful day!!!! I like all those things, even Bawbwa (in Nuts only, as I'm not a fan of her singing).

Weeeeeeeeeeee!

Of course, MY pigs in a blanket are very different (and better) than everyone else's. I take hot dogs or those cute lil wieners and wrap them in Pillsbury crescent rolls and bake 'em. Oh, yummy goodness ensues.

For me, today is going to suck great big greasy donkey balls. I have more reservations tonight than last night and, since it's the weekend, I sincerely doubt the internet is back up and running at work. :help:

They just don't understand.....the internet...it keeps me sane. :freak:

I also hope that if it did come back up, through whatever means, that this site and my email didn't come back up with it. That would be awkward. :blink:

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 25th~

is


National Zucchini Bread Day
:chef:


National Red Hat Society Day
:pursebee:


National DNA Day
:happyjump:

[weatherboi]

http://www.paulnoll.com/Oregon/Cooking/dessert-banana-bread.jpg

[Gemme]

TODAY

~April 25th~

is


National Zucchini Bread Day
:chef:


National Red Hat Society Day
:pursebee:


National DNA Day
:happyjump:






I love zucchini bread!!!! :tease:

Red hats are cool. They go well with purple dresses. *grin*

Oh, and DNA. They were one of my FAVORITE bands in the 80s!!!!!









Ha!

This Sister Act moment was brought to you by MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! :cheesy:

http://www.paulnoll.com/Oregon/Cooking/dessert-banana-bread.jpg

Ohhhhhh......I was wonderin' why you didn't have anything to say.

I still can't see the pic though. :blink:

[Diva]

http://www.paulnoll.com/Oregon/Cooking/dessert-banana-bread.jpg



Yes.


Well.

:hatsmoke:

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 26th~

is


National Richter Scale Day
:runforhills:


National Pretzel Day
:chef:


National Macaroni Day
:eating:



And
Happy Birthday

Carol Burnett
:D

[NJFemmie]

I LOVE Carol Burnett...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uwN6YfBlj6A/R8d2g0cMmZI/AAAAAAAAAGc/-MDcc68HpGQ/s320/carol_burnett.jpg
http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/item/758/272/31/fJkM0WOSYvNeeHM.jpg

I'm not a Barbie doll collector ... but I want this doll!

http://www.kollectablekaos.com.au/images/Carol-Burnett-Barbie.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://erroraccessdenied.com/files/images/In_your_macaroni.preview.jpg

apparently makes great feets warmers.

[NJFemmie]

http://womenonthefence.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/humanpretzel.jpg (human pretzels count too, no?)

[NJFemmie]

http://www.paulnoll.com/Oregon/Cooking/dessert-banana-bread.jpg

Sometimes, I am left completely speechless too.
I feel ya, bro.

[Gemme]

Yaaaay for Carol Burnett, turning oneself into a human pretzel and doing it like they do on the Richter scale, then carb-loading with macaroni. :blink:

Maybe the carb-loading should come before the earth-shaking sex? :thinking:

[diamondrose]

today is MY Friday!!!!!!!!!

[Sam]

today is...

a very hard day for me, i realized through a very long therapy session that the feelings i have been harboring for a woman 15 years ago, that i still truly love. May actually be the reason i couldnt keep anything together within those past 15 years.

does that make sense?

so now i sit here and think...

[Andrew, Jr.]

Today is fabulous!

[~Bo]

Carol Burnett is the BEST!! :clap:

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 27th~

is


National Tell A Story Day
:hamactor:


National Mule Day
:cowboihorse:


National Morse Code Day
. . . - - - . . .


And Happy Birthday
to
Walter Lantz
(Creator of Woody Woodpecker)
(I just wanted to say wood pecker)
:superfunny:

[NJFemmie]

http://www.thinktanktoys.com/cache.php?img=http://img.thinktanktoys.com/images/vendors/usgames/1432a-main.jpg

.... text messaging for geeks?
*giggle* Ok, that was wrong, sorry. Kinda. Yeah, ok, I am. Sorta.

[NJFemmie]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-dog-pictures-donkey-licking.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://zanimation.tv/directorimages/WoodyWoodpecker.jpg

[weatherboi]

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/47/44/this-one-time-at-band-camp.0.0.0x0.540x538.jpeg

[weatherboi]

http://www.danscartoons.com/jumping-on-key2.gif

[Write14u]

It was a dark and stormy night ...

http://ncowie.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/stormy.jpg

[amiyesiam]

the short story my daughter told me when she was about 5:
Once upon a time. The end.

[Bit]

LOL, Ami, that's adorable, made us both laugh!

I didn't know it was Tell a Story Day when I told mine in the Dear thread. Nice to know I am once again topical, lol...

[scootebaby]

Someone on facebook says its National Prime Rib day and Wrote an Old Friend Day.....can there be soooooooo many things on the SAME day?????????

[NJFemmie]

Once upon a time, when I was about 6 or 7, I was convinced I could "ride the clothesline" from our side of the house to the other house located at the back of our property. The clothesline was about two stories up (picture a pre-war brownstone).

I was a skinny little dink of a kid, so, this should work ... I grab the line, take in a deep breathe, and start pulling. Easy breezy. The next thing I know, I hear a loud snap and I am finding myself heading straight for my father's tomato garden.

On that day I learned that tomato gardens actually provide somewhat decent cushion when you fall directly on them. (And missing the stakes holding them up is considered a miracle and a blessing). I also learned through the loud screams of my mother (and eventually, my father), that trying to ride a clothesline is something I shouldn't consider doing again unless I want to sit in my room for the next three consecutive months (if not longer). More importantly, I learned that even though clotheslines may look sturdy, really, they aren't.

True story, and please folks, do NOT try this at home.

[Sam]

Today is..

the beginning of the rest of my life

[Diva]

Once upon a time, when I was about 6 or 7, I was convinced I could "ride the clothesline" from our side of the house to the other house located at the back of our property. The clothesline was about two stories up (picture a pre-war brownstone).

I was a skinny little dink of a kid, so, this should work ... I grab the line, take in a deep breathe, and start pulling. Easy breezy. The next thing I know, I hear a loud snap and I am finding myself heading straight for my father's tomato garden.

On that day I learned that tomato gardens actually provide somewhat decent cushion when you fall directly on them. (And missing the stakes holding them up is considered a miracle and a blessing). I also learned through the loud screams of my mother (and eventually, my father), that trying to ride a clothesline is something I shouldn't consider doing again unless I want to sit in my room for the next three consecutive months (if not longer). More importantly, I learned that even though clotheslines may look sturdy, really, they aren't.

True story, and please folks, do NOT try this at home.


Dear Gay, THANK YOU, NJ....You have just save me from an indescribable heartache....

I have taken my Schwinn off of the roof and have decided against trying to swoop down and land on the mini~van and then the driveway....

That may have been bad.

:outfield:

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 28th~

is


National Kiss Your Mate Day
:love1:


National 31 Cent Scoop Night Day
<insert ice cream smilie here>


National Great Poetry Reading Day
:hamactor:


Happy Birthday
Ann~Margaret
:birthdaycake:

[JustBeingMe]

Are you sure it isn't National :deadhorse: day?? :pointing:

[Diva]

Are you sure it isn't National :deadhorse: day?? :pointing:



Not in my world! :D

[Dude]

TODAY

~April 27th~

is




National Ol' Mule Day
:cowboihorse:





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That is why Dude musta got a job at the Lowe's garden center?
And a red vest is
way better than an orange apron day?
Currently planning my outfits.

[NJFemmie]

... but man, I sure hope it doesn't go down like this ....

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/funny-dog-pictures-kiss-cooties.jpg

..yikes, lol.

[NJFemmie]

http://www.fetchmyflyingmonkeys.com/blog/photo/babypoem.jpg

oh, sorry ... I thought it was bad poetry week....

:blink:

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 29th~

is


National Shrimp Scampi Day
:chef:


National Poem In Your Pocket Day
:hamactor:


National Zipper Day
:goodscore:


National Dance Day
:bellydancer::ballerina::tango:



And Happy Birthday
JERRY SEINFELD
:giggle:

[NJFemmie]

Violets are blue.
Roses are pink.
Put on your shoes,
your feet really stink.

:badscore:

[NJFemmie]

Suddenly, my leg hurts....

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_628/Funny_Pictures_62815.jpg

[Diva]

NJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is WAY too early to be that gross! Eeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!!! lol

[NJFemmie]

NJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is WAY too early to be that gross! Eeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!!! lol




LOL ... I'm sorry. If it means anything - it grossed me out too, and whenever I look at that picture, my leg freakin' hurts. Being empathic sucks.
Consider this -- I picked the best of the worst, mm'kay??
:closetopic:

[Diva]

LOL ... I'm sorry. If it means anything - it grossed me out too, and whenever I look at that picture, my leg freakin' hurts. Being empathic sucks.
Consider this -- I picked the best of the worst, mm'kay??
:closetopic:



Hee hee...


Thank You???
:bouquet:

[NJFemmie]

YouTube- Elaine Benis Dances from Seinfeld


... or ... not.


(I love it when George says "Sweet fancy Moses")
lmao

[Diva]

YouTube- Elaine Benis Dances from Seinfeld (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQu_NLRvULM)


... or ... not.


(I love it when George says "Sweet fancy Moses")
lmao



OMG! I miss that show!!! That was one funny episode!!!

"Sweet fancy Moses" might have to be my new catch phrase..... :angel:

[NJFemmie]

http://liebchen11.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/pottydance.jpg

[Diva]

I'm oldish and have had 2 children....I've done that 2nd dance......often..... hee hee.....

TMI?

[NJFemmie]

OMG! I miss that show!!! That was one funny episode!!!

"Sweet fancy Moses" might have to be my new catch phrase..... :angel:



I used to work with this girl, who would come into my office, close the door, and spontaneously break out in the Elaine dance. She would then open the door and just simply leave.

Good times. God I miss her.

[NJFemmie]

I'm oldish and have had 2 children....I've done that 2nd dance......often..... hee hee.....

TMI?





Hey sister, I've got no kids and I do that dance at least three times a day.

TMI? pfffft... at this age, who cares, lol.
I'm lucky to make it to the bathroom without incident ;)

[Billy]

Today is Thursday , just sayin ! :fishswim:

[NJFemmie]

Today is Thursday , just sayin ! :fishswim:

Your observation skills are impeccable. ;)

Here ....

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129158151856584008.jpg

[Billy]

Your observation skills are impeccable. ;)

Here ....

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129158151856584008.jpg

Some days I amaze Myself ...lol :rofl:

[Diva]

Today is Thursday , just sayin ! :fishswim:



Watch out, everyone.....Billy's livin' on the EDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Diva]

Hey sister, I've got no kids and I do that dance at least three times a day.

TMI? pfffft... at this age, who cares, lol.
I'm lucky to make it to the bathroom without incident ;)


LOL!

There probably needs to be a whole THREAD on that dance.....:princess:

[Just_G]

Today is Thursday , just sayin ! :fishswim:

Does this mean someone will be swimming with the fishes by the end of the day? :blink:

[Diva]

Does this mean someone will be swimming with the fishes by the end of the day? :blink:



Can fish be fin~cuffed? :|

[NJFemmie]

http://www.bcdailybuzz.com/thumbs/dad372ca548e.jpg

Book 'em, Dan-o.

[Diva]

TODAY

~April 30th~

is


National Honesty Day
:eyebat:


National Hairball Awareness Day
:rollcat:


National Spank Out Day
:spank:


National Beltane Fire Festival Day
:candle:


And
Happy Birthday
to
Willie Nelson
:cannabis:
&
Cloris Leachman
:hamactor:

[Ms. Tabitha]

Oprahs "No Phone Zone" Day

6vrlVYI1wtM

vOTbAbKoL28


http://www.ktnv.com/Global/story.asp?S=12376489 (http://www.ktnv.com/Global/story.asp?S=12376489)

:scooter: + :phonegab:= :ambulance:

[NJFemmie]

On my way home last night, I'm sitting behind this woman who was looking to make a left turn - either she was on her cell phone chatting away or texting - because I really don't think she was paying attention when she tried to cut off the oncoming car (who had the right of way, mind you).

The crash happened just a few feet from me.

No one seemed to be hurt, but the right front of her car was completely totaled.

People REALLY need to put that cell phone down.

[Diva]

I'm so glad You weren't hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes....today, Oprah was on the Today Show talking about this very thing!

[Andrew, Jr.]

Yesterday I posted about a man who nailed an ambulance and the fire engine behind the ambulance. It happened up the street from my home. The guy is still in Shock Trauma, and thank God the crew from the Vol. Fire Dept. involved were not hurt, nothing serious, but knocked around (bruised up quite a bit) and the ambulance and fire engine did have pretty extensive damage to the vehicles. Unbelieveable.

NJFemme, I am so happy that you are ok. That is so scarey to have happen.

[NJFemmie]

http://www.prometheanventures.net/cloris_leachman_high_anxiety.gifhttp://www.prometheanventures.net/cloris_leachman_young_frankenstein.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3-WA_qg6TfE/SNhO4ZBrRpI/AAAAAAAAA_E/t3pdW8wN5vA/s400/cloris+leachman

[NJFemmie]

I'm so glad You weren't hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes....today, Oprah was on the Today Show talking about this very thing!


Yesterday I posted about a man who nailed an ambulance and the fire engine behind the ambulance. It happened up the street from my home. The guy is still in Shock Trauma, and thank God the crew from the Vol. Fire Dept. involved were not hurt, nothing serious, but knocked around (bruised up quite a bit) and the ambulance and fire engine did have pretty extensive damage to the vehicles. Unbelieveable.

NJFemme, I am so happy that you are ok. That is so scarey to have happen.


I was VERY close to it (too close for comfort, even) - but I was far enough away to swing around the whole thing without hitting the back of her car.

I still have the image of her air bag deploying in my head. And if memory serves me correctly - when her hands went up in the air as it deployed, I am certain I saw what could have been a cell phone in her hand. (That's how close I was to it, oy.)

I'm fine. I just hope they're both okay.

[NJFemmie]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__HQWKX8g3_0/SXUL04gLEII/AAAAAAAABZE/QRoEv5qDuF4/s400/HairballEjector.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1XVUdraxgKc/R3hn-ollaOI/AAAAAAAABBM/TXEUu4vID6Y/s320/stripper%2520spank%5B1%5D.jpg

please..... don't ..... stop .......

(you know the rest...)
;)


Yeah, okay, spank me with a rocket launcher...
http://darkmonkey.org.uk/4/1/spank.jpg

... or NOT. *eyeroll*

[NJFemmie]

http://standupforamerica.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/honesty-poster.jpg


It's the best policy.
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa311/henryliu123/funny%20shit/honesty.jpg
I think.

[NJFemmie]

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/59500/Willie-Nelson-Farm-Aid-Smoke-Out--59679.jpg

[Just_G]

Like a friend of mine said the other day, "Honk if you love Jesus....text while driving if you wanna meet him." :blink:

I see people texting while driving FAR too often, and it is always young people doing it. I think there should be a feature on a phone that while your car is in drive, you cannot text, and only talk via headset...if even at all.

Just being honest.....it is honesty day. :winky:

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 1st~

is


National Mother Goose Day
:princess:


National Save The Rhino Day
:scared:


National Kentucky Derby Day
:toypony:


National Homebrew Day
:beerbros:


National Lei Day
:rose:


And others....
National Free Comic Book Day
National May Day
National Scrapbooking Day
National Martin Z. Mollusk Day
National Silver Star Day
National Pole Dancing Day


And Happy Birthday
Calamity Jane
:quickdraw:

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 2nd~

is


National Fire Day
:candle:


National Blessing Of The Bikes Day
:motorbike::girlonatv::harley::bicycle:


World Laughter Day
:superfunny::lol2::giggle:


National Play Your Ukelele Day
:guitar:
(close enough)


And Happy Birthday
Dr. Spock
:beachkids:

[Billy]

Today is Sunday , just sayin

[Gemme]

Today is Sunday , just sayin


Party pooper. :watereyes:

Sunday is FUNday! :backdoorsex:

[Diva]

TODAY

~May 3rd~

is


National Lumpy Rug Day
<insert lumpy rug smilie here>
:|


National Paranormal Day
:chasingzombie:


National 2 Different Colored Shoes Day
:blueheels:


National Garden Meditation Day
:wateringgarden:


National Snafu Day
:help:


And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

James Brown
"Good God!"

[Ghost Huntin' Daddy]

TODAY

~May 3rd~




National Paranormal Day
:chasingzombie:




WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cheer:

[Billy]

Today is Monday the 3rd of May :dogwalking:

National Two Different Colored Shoes Day: Pay tribute to the diversity of humanity today by participating in the lighthearted act of wearing two different colored shoes today.

[Diva]

WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cheer:


I knew You'd love it! ;)



Today is Monday the 3rd of May :dogwalking:

National Two Different Colored Shoes Day: Pay tribute to the diversity of humanity today by participating in the lighthearted act of wearing two different colored shoes today.


So.....are Ya gonna DO it? :D

[redrose]

today is MAY 3 - LABOR DAY supposed to be MAY 1 - our President has the power to change that! :| :eyebrow: